Scenes from a hat: Cartoon shows for toddlers that wouldn't last long

[Brandon Pierce]

"Seinfeld Babies, we make our dreams come trueee..."

[Watermelon]

"The Ammo Kids"-These kids are loaded!

[Brandon Pierce]

"Hey, kids! It's time for Storytime with Pamela Anderson!"

[unknown hero]

dora the gangster

dora the excorcist

[Thundercleese]

R. Kelly and Michael Jacksons comedy hour

[TimTwoFace]

The New Care Bears Adventures Extreme: The Next Generation

[Lucky Bob]

Star Wars Babies Episode IV: A New Diaper

[Watermelon]

The Simpsons Babies

:moon: :moon2:

[Cartman]

Ghetto Babies (full of black caricatures and plenty of violent scenes with little black babies shooting each other with toy guns as well as showing baby hookers and illegal "baby formula" dealers)

[turbomog007]

GTA: nursery

All the fun of GTA in a show to teach your kids educational stuff like how many gang member you can kill before you get on their bad sad or how fast do you have to drive so you don't get shot by rival gangs.

[Edward the IV]

Barney: Uncut

It's all the Barney characters back for action with drugs,sex,and our main character... BARNEY AS HITMAN!

:moon2:

[Jade_GL]

Baby Clerks: The Animated Series

Story Time with a Senator (Any senator can work, I just though this would be the most boring thing ever....) :D

[Samoht]

baby osama


watch the terriost plans his threats for the future!


that wouldnt get past the network :p

[Evil Dr. Reef]

"Unsolved Blue's Clues Mysteries"

"This isn't CSI, Blue! Just freaking tell me what you found in the garden!"

[Nin-Nin69]

The Mooninites Story Hour

:moon: - " This story is about a boy who tried to pick up the hottest girl in school."

:moon2: -"Yea and she said no so that panzy got wasted and jumped off a cliff!"

[Cartman]

Here's another one:

A new Care Bears series: "The Care Bears' Adventures in Hell" where the care bears try to bring love and joy to the dark prince and all his subjects.

Or this one:

A stereotypical black version of "The Elephant Show" (anyone of you ever watch that show when you were little children?) complete with minstral songs.

[candy17]

This post may be old, but I have a lot of toddler/kids shows that wouldn't last:

Jackie Collins' Story Time (if you've ever read any of her stories, you'll discover that they are so tawdry)
Ayn Rand's Story Time
Cowboy Bebop Meets Rugrats
My Little Pony: The Glue Factory Adventures
Don Hertzfeldt's Cartoon Cavalcade
Fat Albert and the Cosby Crips
Fat Homer and the Simpson Kids
Drunken Bender and the Groening Kids
Duckman Kids
Cowboy Bebop Kids (although it would be so cute seeing Spike as a little boy)
Kid Clerks
Kid Sopranos
Kid Spawn
Jeffery Dahmer's Playhouse
Stephen King's Playhouse
Anna Nicole's Playhouse

[Majin_Megabyte]

Uncle Vegeta's Storytime
Coach McGurk's playhouse
Married with Chidren babies

[Spastic Minnow]

There's something wrong with my head here, I misread that thread title "Cartoon shows for toddlers that wouldn't last long" to mean "for toddlers that will soon die"

Here's a show that work for both meanings

SIDS Kids: The afterlife adventures of the Rugrats!: THe kids all die suddenly in their cribs. But their ghosts return to further their adventures and haunt Angelica, the only one to survive the tragedy.

[Spastic Minnow]

And since I always think of Teletubbies when I think of Toddler television, here's their rejected spin-off. HBO bought the option rights though.

QUEER AS TELETUBBIES

[StarScream64]

Baby Looney-- whoops!
I mean 'An Hour with Stewie.'

All you ever wanted to know about taking over the world and more! With special guest appearances by Pinky and The Brain.

And:
"Baby Osbornes"

The name speaks for itself.

[Sue_Jackson]

Pamela and Tommy Lee's Playhouse

[Damien]

Zing Along with Zorak

Home and Garden, hosted by Vegeta

Lessons in Life and Football with O.J. Simpson

Where in the World is Osama bin Laden?

Curious George and the NRA

Elvira Meets Carmen Electra: A Christmas Special

[Jaguar]

How to Invest in Stocks with Martha Stewart
PBS Presents: The ENRON HOUR!
Proper Etiquette with Inuyasha
Natural Selection and the WWE
Where in the World is Dick Cheney?
Where in time is Dick Cheney?
George Bush the President Guy
Ghostwriter...starring Kikyo
An Introduction to Flowers with Weiss

[shogunthethird]

Sesame Surgical mishaps starring Bleeding bird and Elmo the amputee

[Boy Wonder]

Reading the Madonna
Rading with Michael Jackson
A** Cream: EWWWWWWWWWWW!

[The Dork Knight]

South Park Babies

'Nuff Said.

- The Dork Knight

[Zach Logan]

Teaching Your Child How to Use a Gun

Sex Ed for Toddlers

Speaking like your President

[The Landstander]

Your Parents Divorced Because Of You: TAS

The Sleepy Monsters (Evil monsters who come out and kill you while you are sleeping)

Matt Wilson's Dance Party

Family Guy

[Sue_Jackson]

Reading Rainbow with the Ozbornes

The Powerpuff Call Girls

[serenitymoon]

The Barney and Friends Learning about Dinosaurs Special: Where the dino cast from Jurassic Park comes on and devours the child co-stars...

[Catlover]

Teletubes:Reloaded.

Neon Genesis Evangelion Babys.

Learning Manners with Domon Kashu.

Excel Saga Playhouse.

Tod: the Demented Two Year Old.

[Nin-Nin69]

Baby Ogeguri: Sex Doctor in Training
All in the Family Babies
Baby Friends
Unsolved Mysteries for Kids
Faces of Death: TAS
Playboy Archie Kids
Learn how to be a Ninja w/ Ryu Hayabusa
Megaman XXX
Hamtaro Gone Wild

[Carolina Red]

Leonardo Leonardo's Day Care
McFun With Todd McFarlane
The Dream Theater Playhouse (I do like DT though, but this would be pretty odd)
The Bjork Playhouse

[pabcool]

Bam Margera's Playhouse!

[Sue_Jackson]

Powerpuff Girls Gone Wild

[candy17]

You're all good and I commend you on that. I know I've added some stuff in the past, but now I have a complete list of rejected kids shows (animated or live-action), so sit back, relax, and read (I must warn you that some of the titles are from obscure books, movies, and TV shows. You may have to research the real titles before getting the joke):

12 Monkeys: The Animated Series
2001: A Space Odyssey: The Animated Series
227 Babies
227 Kids
227: The Animated Series
227: The Teen Years
7th Heaven: The Animated Series
8 Mile: The Animated Series
A League of Their Own: The Animated Series
Adam and Eve: The Animated Series
Alanis Morrissette’s Playhouse
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: The Animated Series
All Dogs Hump A Hydrant
All In The Family: The Animated Series
All My Children: The Animated Series
Ally McBeal: The Animated Series
America Online: The Animated Series
America’s Most Wanted: The Animated Series
American Beauty: The Animated Series
American Dreams: The Animated Series
American Grafitti: The Animated Series
American Idol: The Animated Series
American Pie: The Animated Series
Animaniacs Meets Baby Looney Tunes
Animaniacs Meets Looney Tunes
Anything Goes: The Animated Series
Apocalypse Now: The Animated Series (the horror, the horror...)
Are You Afraid of the Dark Babies
Are You Afraid of the Dark Kids
Are You Afraid of the Dark: The Animated Series
Arli$$: The Animated Series
Army of Darkness: The Animated Series
As the World Turns Babies
As the World Turns Kids
As the World Turns: The Animated Series
As Told By Ginger Meets Daria
Austin Powers: The Animated Series
Ayn Rand’s Story Time
Baby Looney Tunes Meets Invader ZIM
Baby Looney Tunes Meets Lupin III
Baby Looney Tunes Meets Muppet Babies
Baby Osbournes
Barbershop: The Animated Series
Barney and Friends: The Teen Years
Barney In A Blender
Barney Uncensored
Beavis and Butthead Babies
Beavis and Butthead Meets Barney and Friends
Beavis and Butthead Meets Disney
Beavis and Butthead: The Junior High Years
Bebe’s Kids: The Animated Series
Ben Stein’s Playhouse
Benny Hill Babies
Big Brother: The Animated Series
Big O Babies
Big O Kids
Big O: The Teen Years
Bill Nye, The Church of Scientology Guy
Bin Laden In A Blender
Black Like Me: The Animated Series
Blazing Saddles: The Animated Series
Blind Date: The Animated Series
Boat Trip: The Animated Series
Bosom Buddies: The Animated Series
Boston Public: The Animated Series
Brave New World: The Animated Series
Bring It On: The Animated Series
Capitol Critters Babies
Capitol Critters Kids
Card-Hustlers
Care Bears Gone Wild
Carson Daly’s Playhouse
Cartoon Court
Cartoon Group Therapy
Casablanca: The Animated Series
Casper the Aborted Fetus
Castaway: The Animated Series
Catch Me If You Can: The Animated Series
Catdog Kids
Chappelle’s Show: The Animated Series
Charlie’s Angels Babies
Charlie’s Angels Kids
Charlie’s Angels: The Animated Series
Charlie’s Angels: The Teen Years
Cheers: The Animated Series
Chicago: The Animated Series
Chinpokomon
Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers Meets NYPD Blue
Citizen Kane: The Animated Series
Clone Junior High
Comedy Central Presents: The Animated Series
Cool World: The Animated Series
COPS: The Animated Series
Cousin Skeeter: The Animated Series
Cow and Chicken Meets Beavis and Butthead
Cow and Chicken Meets Ren and Stimpy
Cowboy Bebop Kids
Cowboy Bebop Meets Hello Kitty
Cowboy Bebop Meets Rugrats
Cowboy Bebop: The Teen Years
Cram: The Animated Series
Crank Yanker Kids
Crank Yankers: The Animated Series
Crank Yankers: The Teen Years
Cribs: The Animated Series
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Animated Series
Curious George and the NRA
Curious George Invades Iraq
Curious George Whizzes On The Electric Fence
Custer's Revenge: The Animated Series
Daddy’s Roommate: The Animated Series
Dallas: The Animated Series
Danielle Steel's Story Time
Daria: The Elementary School Years
Darkwing Duck Gets Roasted
Darkwing Duck Meets The Mighty Ducks
Dave Chappelle’s Playhouse
Davey and Goliath Meets Grim and Evil
Davey, Goliath, and Pat Robertson
Dawson’s Creek: The Animated Series
Def Comedy Jam Kids
Def Comedy Jam Teens
Def Comedy Jam: The Animated Series
Deliverance: The Animated Series
Dexter's Meth Laboratory
Dirty Dancing: The Animated Series
Disney Meets Ren and Stimpy
Divine Secrets of The Yu-Yu Hakusho
Don Hertzfeldt's Cartoon Cavalcade
Dora The Exorcist
Dora The Gangster
Dora The Sexual Explorer
Dracula: The Animated Series
Dragonball Z Babies
Drunken Bender and the Groening Kids
Drunken Sailor Moon
Duckman Kids
Duckman Meets Duck Tales
Duckman's Playhouse
Duke Nukem: The Animated Series
Dynasty Babies
Dynasty Kids
Dynasty: The Animated Series
Dynasty: The Teen Years
E! News Live: The Animated Series
E! True Hollywood Story: The Animated Series
Easy Rider: The Animated Series
Ed, Edd, and Eddy Meets Beavis and Butthead
Ed, Edd, and Eddy Meets Jackass
Edgar Allan Poe’s Story Time
Elimadate: The Animated Series
F Troop: The Animated Series
Falcon Crest: The Animated Series
Family Guy Babies
Family Guy Kids
Family Guy Meets Pokemon
Family Matters: The Animated Series
FANatic: The Animated Series
Fast Food Fighters
Fat Albert and the Cosby Crips
Fat Homer and the Simpson Kids
Fat Peter and the Griffin Kids
Fight Club: The Animated Series
Final Destination: The Animated Series
Fish Police Babies
Fish Police Kids
Fonzie Strikes Back
Frasier: The Animated Series
Freakazoid Meets Ren and Stimpy
Friend or Foe: The Animated Series
Friends Babies
Friends: The Animated Series
Full House: The Animated Series
Fun With Real Audio: The Animated Series
Futurama Babies
Futurama Kids
Futurama Meets The Jetsons
Futurama Meets Whatever Happened To Robot Jones
G.I. Joe Millionaire
Gangs of New York: The Animated Series
Geico Direct: The Animated Series
General Hospital: The Animated Series
Generation Ho!
Geriatric Looney Tunes
Get A Life: The Animated Series
Get Smart: The Animated Series
Ghetto Babies
Girls Gone Wild: The Animated Series
Gladiator: The Animated Series
Good Times: The Animated Series
Goodfellas: The Animated Series
Gravesdale High Meets Grim and Evil
Gravesdale High Meets Toonsylvania
Grease: The Animated Series
Grim and Evil Meets Davey and Goliath
Grim and Evil Meets Toonsylvania
Guiding Light: The Animated Series
Hammerman Meets Beavis and Butthead
Happy Days: The Animated Series
Happy Days: The Junior High Years
Heifer Ann (she’s too cool for Old MacDonald’s farm)
Hellsing Babies
Hellsing Kids
Hellsing Meets Barney and Friends
Hellsing Meets Pokemon
He-Man Babies
Herman Melville's Story Time
Hey Arnold Babies
Hey Arnold: The Adult Years
Hey Arnold: The Teen Years
High Anxiety: The Animated Series
High Noon: The Animated Series
Hogan’s Heroes: The Animated Series
Hollywood Husbands: The Animated Series
Hollywood Squares: The Animated Series
Hollywood Wives: The Animated Series
How Casper the Friendly Boy Became A Ghost
Huckleberry Hound and Sons
Hugh Hefner’s Playhouse
I Dream of Jeanie: The Animated Series
In Living Color: The Animated Series
Infants of Destruction
Inuyasha Meets Card Captors
Inuyasha Meets Pokemon
Inuyasha’s Playhouse
Invader ZIM Babies
Iron Chef: The Animated Series
Jack London’s Story Time
Jackass Babies
Jackass Kids
Jackass: The Animated Series
Jackie Collins' Story Time
Jackie Mason Adventures
Jackson Five 2003
Jay and Silent Bob’s Playhouse
Jeffrey Dahmer's Playhouse
Jerry McGuire: The Animated Series
Jerry Springer: The Animated Series
Jerry Springer’s Playhouse
Jessica Rabbit’s Playhouse
Joe Millionaire: The Animated Series
John Crichton's Story Time
Johnny Bravo Meets The View
Johnny Quest Meets Johnny Bravo
Josie and the Feral Pussycats
Judge Judy: The Animated Series
Judy Blume's Story Time
Junkyard Wars: The Animated Series
Just Say Julie: The Animated Series
Just Shoot Me Babies
Just Shoot Me Kids
Just Shoot Me: The Animated Series
Just Shoot Me: The Teen Years
Justice League Babies
Justice League Kids
Kid Clerks
Kid Sopranos
Kid Spawn
Kikaider Kids
Kikaider: The Teen Years
Kim Impossible
Kim Incompetent
King of the Hill Babies
King of the Hill Kids
Land of the Lost: The Barney Years
Last Call With Carson Daly: The Animated Series
Laugh-In Babies
Laugh-In Kids
Laugh-In: The Animated Series
Leave It To Beaver: The Animated Series
Li’l Bobcat Goldthwaite
Li’l Britney Spears
Life In Hell Babies
Life In Hell Kids
Life In Hell: The Animated Series
Little House on the Prairie: The Animated Series
Lizzie McGuire: The Animated Series
Lonesome Dove: The Animated Series
Looney Tunes Meets Grim and Evil
Looney Tunes Meets Invader ZIM
Looney Tunes Meets Ren and Stimpy
Lord of the Flies: The Animated Series
Lord of the Rings: The Animated Series
Lord of the Rings: The Teen Years
Love Connection Meets Home Movies
Love Connection: The Animated Series
Love Hina Kids
Love Hina Meets Disney
Lucky: The Animated Series
Lupin and the Brain
Lupin III Meets Mobile Suit Gundam
Lupin III Meets Outlaw Star
Lupin III Meets Time Squad
Lupin III Meets X-Men
Lupin III’s Playhouse
Lupin the 3rd Kids
Lupin the 3rd: The High School Years
M*A*S*H Babies
M*A*S*H Kids
M*A*S*H: The Animated Series
M*A*S*H: The Teen Years
Mad About You: The Animated Series
Making the Video: The Animated Series
Malcolm In The Middle: The Animated Series
Mama's Family: The Animated Series
Married…With Children Babies
Married…With Children Kids
Married…With Children: The Animated Series
Martin: The Animated Series
Match Game Babies
Match Game Kids
Match Game: The Animated Series
Match Game: The Teen Years
Michael Jackson's Fun House
Mighty Morphin Power Sissies
Mighty Morphine Power Shooters
Mission Hill Babies
Mission Hill Kids
Mission Hill Meets Looney Tunes
Mission Hill: The Teen Years
Mo Money: The Animated Series
Mobile Suit Gundam Kids
Mobile Suit Gundam Meets Pilot Candidate
Monty Python Babies
Monty Python’s Flying Circus: The Animated Series
MTV’s Spring Break: The Animated Series
Muppet Babies Meets King of the Hill
Murphy Brown: The Animated Series
My Big Fat Greek Wedding: The Animated Series
My Fair Lady: The Animated Series
My Little Pony: The Glue Factory Adventures
Mysteries and Scandals: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s Animal House: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s European Vacation: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s Vacation: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation: The Animated Series
Not Another Teen Movie: The Animated Series
O.J. Simpson’s Playhouse
Oblongs Babies
Old Timers' Squad
Oliver Beene: The Animated Series
One Life To Live: The Animated Series
Out Of The Bat Closet, Boy-I-Wonder: The New Adventures of Batman and Robin
Outlaw Star Babies
Outlaw Star Kids
Outlaw Star Meets Animaniacs
Outlaw Star: The High School Years
Outlaw Star-Search (Twilight Suzuka, Melfina, Gene Starwind, Fred Luo, et al. compete to be singing sensations)
Oz: The Animated Series
Passions: The Animated Series
Password: The Animated Series
Perfect Strangers: The Animated Series
Peter Griffin’s Playhouse
Pilot Candidate Meets hack//sign
PJ Teddy, Lingerie Detective
Plastered Pickles and the Oblong Kids
Pokemon Meets Gundam Wing
Pokey-Mon and Gumby-Mon (a Jamaican take on Gumby)
Porno For Kids
Port Charles: The Animated Series
Power Rangers Time Force Meets Time Squad
Preschool Mutant Ninja Turtles
Primetime Glick: The Animated Series
Proper Etiquette with Inuyasha, Fujiko Mine, and Ryoko
Psycho: The Animated Series
Queer As Folk Meets Time Squad
Queer As Folk: The Animated Series
Queer As Teletubbies
R. Kelly and Michael Jackson's Fun-Time Kids’ Variety Hour
Reign Babies
Reign Kids
Reign: The Teenage Years
Ren and Stimpy Babies
Ren and Stimpy Kids
Ren and Stimpy Meets Baby Looney Tunes
Ren and Stimpy Meets Davey and Goliath
Road Rules Kids
Road Rules: The Animated Series
Robert Ludlum’s Story Time
Robin Hood: Men In Tights: The Animated Series
Rocko’s Modern Life Babies
Rocko’s Modern Life Kids
Rocko’s Post-Modern Expressionistic Life
Roseanne Babies
Roseanne Kids
Roseanne: The Animated Series
Rugrats Meets Scooby Doo
Rugrats: The Adult Years
Rugrats: The Fetus Years
Rush Hour: The Animated Series
Russel Crowe's Fightin' 'Round the World
Russian Roulette: The Animated Series
Sailor M*A*S*H
Sailor Moon Babies
Sailor Moon Kids
Sailor Moon Meets Girls Gone Wild
Sailor Moon Meets Totally Spies
Salt and Pepper-Ann (she’s too cool for the kitchen table)
Samurai Jack Kids
Samurai Jack Meets Mobile Suit Gundam
Samurai Jack Meets The Powerpuff Girls
Samurai Jack Meets Trigun
Samurai Jackass
Sanford and Son Babies
Sanford and Son Kids
Sanford and Son: The Animated Series
Saturday Night Live Kids
Saturday Night Live: The Animated Series
Saturday Night Live: The Teen Years
Saved By the Bell Babies
Saved By The Bell Meets Clone High
Saved By The Bell: The Animated Series
Scarface Babies
Scarface Kids
Scarface Meets The Smurfs
Scarface: The Animated Series
Scary Movie Kids
Scary Movie: The Animated Series
Schindler's List: The Animated Series
Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Detox Clinic
Scooby Doo Meets Clerks: The Animated Series
Scooby Doo Meets NYPD Blue
Seinfeld Kids (the kids’ show about nothing)
Seinfeld: The Animated Series
Seven: The Animated Series
Sex and the City: The Animated Series
She’s The Sheriff: The Animated Series
Sherman and Mr. Peabody’s Improbable Histories Meets Family Guy
Sherman and Mr. Peabody’s Improbable Histories Meets Histeria
Sherman and Mr. Peabody’s Improbable Histories Meets Time Squad
Showgirls: The Animated Series
Silence of the Lambs: The Animated Series
Silent Movie: The Animated Series
Sinners: The Animated Series
Sitting Ducks Get Roasted
Six Feet Under: The Animated Series
Slayers Meets Hello Kitty
Small Wonder: The Animated Series
Soccer Mom Whores on Uranus
Son of the Beach: The Animated Series
South Park Babies
South Park: The Teen Years
Space Ghost Coast To Coast Meets Jerry Springer
Space Ghost Coast To Coast Meets Oprah
Space Ghost Coast To Coast Meets Ricki Lake
Spaceballs: The Animated Series
Spicy City Babies
Spicy City Kids
Spicy City: The Teen Years
Spiderman Gets Exterminated
Spumco's House of Gore
Star Trek: The Animated Series
Star Wars: The Animated Series
Steel Magnolias: The Animated Series
Step By Step: The Animated Series
Stephen King's Story Time
Story Time With Anna Nicole
Story Time With Vash The Stampede
Strangers With Candy: The Animated Series
Strawberry Shortmuffin
Strip Mall: The Animated Series
Super Dave Meets Jackass
Super Duper Sumo Babies
Supermarket Sweep: The Animated Series
Survivor: The Animated Series
Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries Meets Murder She Wrote
Team-O Subpar-O
Teenage Mutant Movie Surfers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Drag Queens
Teenage Mutant Ninja Whores
Tenchi Muyo Babies
Tenchi Muyo Kids
Texas Justice: The Animated Series
That '70's Show: The Animated Series
That '80's Show: The Animated Series
The 3-South Kids
The 700 Club: The Animated Series
The Adventures of Andy Capp
The Adventures of Archie the Abcessed Tooth
The Adventures of Blink-182
The Adventures of C-3PO and R2-D2
The Adventures of Carrot Top
The Adventures of Carson Daly
The Adventures of Dame Edna
The Adventures of David Letterman
The Adventures of De La Soul
The Adventures of Dick Cheney
The Adventures of Digital Underground
The Adventures of Emeril Lagasse
The Adventures of Eminem
The Adventures of George Carlin
The Adventures of George Clinton
The Adventures of Green Day
The Adventures of Howard Stern
The Adventures of Hugh Hefner
The Adventures of Jay Leno
The Adventures of Jay-Z
The Adventures of Kennedy
The Adventures of Marmaduke
The Adventures of Microsoft Man
The Adventures of Moe Szyslak
The Adventures of Ned Flanders
The Adventures of NSync
The Adventures of Old Dirty Bastard
The Adventures of Parliament Funkadelic
The Adventures of Paul Lynde
The Adventures of Richard Pryor
The Adventures of Senility Man
The Adventures of Sherri The Sadomasochist
The Adventures of Super-President (starring George W. Bush)
The Adventures of The Backstreet Boys
The Adventures of the Marx Brothers
The Adventures of The Village People
The Adventures of the Wu-Tang Clan
The Adventures of Three-Card Monty
The Adventures of Usher
The Adventures Of Vanilla Ice
The Al Gore Cartoon Hour
The Ambiguously Gay Duo/Ambiguo-Boys Hour
The Ammo Kids
The Anna Nicole Show: The Animated Series
The Baby, The Immigrant, and the Guy on Mushrooms
The Bachelor: The Animated Series
The B¡tch: The Animated Series
The Brady Bunch: The Animated Series
The Brak Show Babies
The Breakfast Club Babies
The Breakfast Club: The Animated Series
The Breakfast Club: The Elementary School Years
The Breakfast Club: The Junior High Years
The Bundy Kids
The Care Bears' Adventures in Hell
The Colbys: The Animated Series
The Color of Money: The Animated Series
The Cosby Show: The Animated Series
The Critic Babies
The Critic Kids
The Critic: The Teen Years
The Daily Show: The Animated Series
The Deer Hunter: The Animated Series
The Drew Carey Show: The Animated Series
The Dukes of Hazzard: The Animated Series
The Enron Hour
The Exorcist: The Animated Series
The Fairly Normal Parents
The Far Side: The Animated Series
The Flintstoners
The Giant Smurfs
The Girls Gone Wild Thornberries
The Godfather Babies
The Godfather Beyond
The Godfather Kids
The Godfather: The Animated Series
The Golden Girls Gone Wild: The Animated Series
The Golden Girls meet The Justice League
The Golden Girls: The Animated Series
The Homicidal Smurfs
The Homosexual Smurfs
The Howard Stern Show: The Animated Series
The Jeffersons: The Animated Series
The Jetsons Babies
The Jetsons Kids
The Journey of Sammy the Sperm
The King of Queens: The Animated Series
The Lonely, Sexy Space Vixens’ Cartoon Hour
The Magical World of Burn Wards
The Magical World of Pop-Up Ads
The Magical World of Third World Countries
The Man Show: The Animated Series
The Mary Tyler Moore Show: The Animated Series
The Mysterious Cities of Brass
The New Adventures of Hammerman
The New Fatman/Stuporman Adventures
The Newlywed Game: The Animated Series
The Oblongs Kids
The Oblongs Meets The Simpsons
The Osbournes: The Animated Series
The People vs. Larry Flint: The Animated Series
The Pitts: The Animated Series
The Politically Correct Looney Tunes Show
The Powderpuff Boys
The Powerpuff Girls Meets Sailor Moon
The Practice: The Animated Series
The Price Is Right: The Animated Series
The Real Adventures of Barbie
The Real Adventures of Hercules
The Real Adventures of Scooby Doo
The Real World: The Animated Series
The Ripping Babies
The Ripping Friends Meets The Justice League
The Ripping Gay Lovers
The Shame Family
The Simpsons Babies
The Simpsons Kids
The Simpsons Meets Family Guy
The Simpsons Meets The Sopranos
The Sims: The Animated Series (brace yourself; The Sims are on Saturday mornings)
The Sopranos: The Animated Series
The Sopranos: The Teen Years
The Stud: The Animated Series
The Suicidal Smurfs
The Tame Thornberries
The Thirty Minute Toy Commercial That’s Supposedly A Cartoon Show
The Three Stooges Babies
The Three Stooges Kids
The Tick Meets Justice League
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: The Animated Series
The Twilight Zone: The Animated Series
The Weekdayers
The Wizard of Id: The Animated Series
The X Files: The Animated Series
The X-Files Kids
The X-Presidents
The Young and the Restless: The Animated Series
There’s Something About Mary: The Animated Series
This Old House: The Animated Series
Three’s Company Babies
Three’s Company Kids
Three’s Company: The Animated Series
Three’s Company: The Teen Years
Time Squad Kids
Time Squad Meets Family Guy
Time Squad Meets Futurama
Time Squad Meets Histeria
Time Squad Meets Scooby Doo
Time Squad Meets The Jetsons
Time Squad Meets Will and Grace
Titanic: The Animated Series
Titus: The Animated Series
Tom Green’s Playhouse
Top Gun: The Animated Series
Top of the Heap: The Animated Series
Total Request Live: The Animated Series
Touched By An Anvil: The ABC Weekend Special
Trading Spaces: The Animated Series
Transformers Armada Meets Pokemon
Trigun Babies
Trigun Kids
Trigun Meets Lupin III
Trigun Meets Outlaw Star
Tron Babies
Tron Kids
Tron: The Animated Series
Two Fat Ladies: The Animated Series
Uncle O.J. Simpson’s Story Time
Uneven Stevens
Unsolved Mysteries Meets Blues Clues
Unsolved Mysteries: The Animated Series
VH-1’s Behind the Music: The Animated Series
What’s New Scrappy-Doo?
Whatever Happened To Robot Jones Meets Family Guy
Where’s Huddles: The High School Varsity Years
Where’s Huddles: The Middle School Intramural Years
Where’s Huddles: The Pee-Wee Leagues
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: The Animated Series
Whose Line Is It Anyway: The Animated Series
Will and Grace: The Animated Series
William Shakespeare’s Story Time
Wintuition: The Animated Series
WWE: The Animated Series
WWF: The Animated Series
X-Men: Infant Evolution
Yo’ Mama: The Animated Series
Yogi Bear Gets Shot and Made Into A Rug
Yo-gi-oh
Yosemite Sam…UNCENSORED!
You Can’t Do That On Television: The Animated Series
Young Frankenstein: The Animated Series
Yu-Gay-Oh!
Yu-Yu Hakusho Babies
Yu-Yu Hakusho Kids
Yu-Yu Hakusho Meets Baby Looney Tunes
Zeta Gundam Meets Transformers Armada

[Matthew Hunter]

Baby Rappaz:

Stars of the rap music world learn life lessons together as kids. Featuring Baby Eminem, Baby P.Diddy, Baby 50 Cent, and Baby Snoop Doggy Dogg.
:D

-Matthew

[Samurai Karasu]

[QUOTE=Pamela and Tommy Lee's Playhouse[/QUOTE]

I beleive that would teach kids a LOT of things.(And wether it be a show or not many people would enjoy it :cool: )

[candy17]

Hey, what about my own show:

Sex and Social Commentary in Classic and Contemporary Cartoons with your host, candy17 (c'est moi). :D This won't last a week...

[Cartman]

Here are some more that I can think of.

Super Weed: A superhero who takes marijuana in order to give him superpowers.

Hey Kids, It's Gun Time: The entire show would focus on fun with guns such as hunting and even murdering.

[pabcool]

You're all good and I commend you on that. I know I've added some stuff in the past, but now I have a complete list of rejected kids shows (animated or live-action), so sit back, relax, and read (I must warn you that some of the titles are from obscure books, movies, and TV shows. You may have to research the real titles before getting the joke):

12 Monkeys: The Animated Series
2001: A Space Odyssey: The Animated Series
227 Babies
227 Kids
227: The Animated Series
227: The Teen Years
7th Heaven: The Animated Series
8 Mile: The Animated Series

Heh...

A League of Their Own: The Animated Series
Adam and Eve: The Animated Series
Alanis Morrissette’s Playhouse

Heh...

Alfred Hitchcock Presents: The Animated Series
All Dogs #### A Hydrant

THAT I have to see.

All In The Family: The Animated Series
All My Children: The Animated Series
Ally McBeal: The Animated Series
America Online: The Animated Series

Heh...

America’s Most Wanted: The Animated Series
American Beauty: The Animated Series
American Dreams: The Animated Series
American Grafitti: The Animated Series
American Idol: The Animated Series

Oh, It'll happen eventually. *shudder*

American Pie: The Animated Series

I'm going to have nightmares with this one.

Animaniacs Meets Baby Looney Tunes
Animaniacs Meets Looney Tunes
Anything Goes: The Animated Series
Apocalypse Now: The Animated Series (the horror, the horror...)
Are You Afraid of the Dark Babies
Are You Afraid of the Dark Kids
Are You Afraid of the Dark: The Animated Series
Arli$$: The Animated Series

I'm going to have nightmares with this, too.

Army of Darkness: The Animated Series
As the World Turns Babies
As the World Turns Kids
As the World Turns: The Animated Series
As Told By Ginger Meets Daria

*falls over laughing*

Austin Powers: The Animated Series
Ayn Rand’s Story Time
Baby Looney Tunes Meets Invader ZIM
Baby Looney Tunes Meets Lupin III

Heh...

Baby Looney Tunes Meets Muppet Babies
Baby Osbournes
Barbershop: The Animated Series
Barney and Friends: The Teen Years
Barney In A Blender

That would prove interesting...

Barney Uncensored
Beavis and Butthead Babies
Beavis and Butthead Meets Barney and Friends
Beavis and Butthead Meets Disney
Beavis and Butthead: The Junior High Years
Bebe’s Kids: The Animated Series
Ben Stein’s Playhouse

GAAAAAHH!

Benny Hill Babies
Big Brother: The Animated Series
Big O Babies
Big O Kids
Big O: The Teen Years
Bill Nye, The Church of Scientology Guy
Bin Laden In A Blender

Another one I'm going to have nightmares about.

Black Like Me: The Animated Series
Blazing Saddles: The Animated Series
Blind Date: The Animated Series
Boat Trip: The Animated Series
Bosom Buddies: The Animated Series
Boston Public: The Animated Series
Brave New World: The Animated Series
Bring It On: The Animated Series
Capitol Critters Babies
Capitol Critters Kids
Card-Hustlers
Care Bears Gone Wild
Carson Daly’s Playhouse
Cartoon Court
Cartoon Group Therapy
Casablanca: The Animated Series
Casper the Aborted Fetus

O_o

Castaway: The Animated Series
Catch Me If You Can: The Animated Series
Catdog Kids
Chappelle’s Show: The Animated Series
Charlie’s Angels Babies
Charlie’s Angels Kids
Charlie’s Angels: The Animated Series

That exists. (Online, of course)

Charlie’s Angels: The Teen Years
Cheers: The Animated Series
Chicago: The Animated Series
Chinpokomon

I'd love to see that happen...

Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers Meets NYPD Blue
Citizen Kane: The Animated Series
Clone Junior High
Comedy Central Presents: The Animated Series
Cool World: The Animated Series
COPS: The Animated Series
Cousin Skeeter: The Animated Series

Someone just burn me already!

Cow and Chicken Meets Beavis and Butthead
Cow and Chicken Meets Ren and Stimpy
Cowboy Bebop Kids
Cowboy Bebop Meets Hello Kitty
Cowboy Bebop Meets Rugrats
Cowboy Bebop: The Teen Years
Cram: The Animated Series
Crank Yanker Kids
Crank Yankers: The Animated Series

It's not much of a stretch...

Crank Yankers: The Teen Years
Cribs: The Animated Series
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Animated Series
Curious George and the NRA
Curious George Invades Iraq

O_o

Curious George Whizzes On The Electric Fence

You scare me.

Custer's Revenge: The Animated Series
Daddy’s Roommate: The Animated Series
Dallas: The Animated Series
Danielle Steel's Story Time
Daria: The Elementary School Years

Heh...

Darkwing Duck Gets Roasted
Darkwing Duck Meets The Mighty Ducks
Dave Chappelle’s Playhouse
Davey and Goliath Meets Grim and Evil
Davey, Goliath, and Pat Robertson
Dawson’s Creek: The Animated Series
Def Comedy Jam Kids
Def Comedy Jam Teens
Def Comedy Jam: The Animated Series
Deliverance: The Animated Series
Dexter's Meth Laboratory
Dirty Dancing: The Animated Series
Disney Meets Ren and Stimpy
Divine Secrets of The Yu-Yu Hakusho
Don Hertzfeldt's Cartoon Cavalcade
Dora The Exorcist
Dora The Gangster
Dora The Sexual Explorer

HOLY CRAP!!

Dracula: The Animated Series
Dragonball Z Babies
Drunken Bender and the Groening Kids
Drunken Sailor Moon
Duckman Kids
Duckman Meets Duck Tales
Duckman's Playhouse
Duke Nukem: The Animated Series
Dynasty Babies
Dynasty Kids
Dynasty: The Animated Series
Dynasty: The Teen Years
E! News Live: The Animated Series
E! True Hollywood Story: The Animated Series
Easy Rider: The Animated Series
Ed, Edd, and Eddy Meets Beavis and Butthead
Ed, Edd, and Eddy Meets Jackass
Edgar Allan Poe’s Story Time
Elimadate: The Animated Series
F Troop: The Animated Series
Falcon Crest: The Animated Series
Family Guy Babies
Family Guy Kids
Family Guy Meets Pokemon

Another one I have to see.

Family Matters: The Animated Series
FANatic: The Animated Series
Fast Food Fighters

*cough*ATHF*cough* (Though that would be kinda disturbing to show to 6-year olds nevertheless)

Fat Albert and the Cosby Crips
Fat Homer and the Simpson Kids
Fat Peter and the Griffin Kids
Fight Club: The Animated Series
Final Destination: The Animated Series
Fish Police Babies
Fish Police Kids
Fonzie Strikes Back
Frasier: The Animated Series

*sobs*

Freakazoid Meets Ren and Stimpy
Friend or Foe: The Animated Series
Friends Babies
Friends: The Animated Series
Full House: The Animated Series
Fun With Real Audio: The Animated Series
Futurama Babies
Futurama Kids
Futurama Meets The Jetsons
Futurama Meets Whatever Happened To Robot Jones
G.I. Joe Millionaire

*has a laughing fit*

Gangs of New York: The Animated Series
Geico Direct: The Animated Series

Please, no... I beg you... Stay away...

General Hospital: The Animated Series
Generation Ho!
Geriatric Looney Tunes
Get A Life: The Animated Series
Get Smart: The Animated Series
Ghetto Babies
Girls Gone Wild: The Animated Series

It already exists. We call it Stripperella.

Gladiator: The Animated Series
Good Times: The Animated Series
Goodfellas: The Animated Series
Gravesdale High Meets Grim and Evil
Gravesdale High Meets Toonsylvania
Grease: The Animated Series
Grim and Evil Meets Davey and Goliath
Grim and Evil Meets Toonsylvania
Guiding Light: The Animated Series
Hammerman Meets Beavis and Butthead
Happy Days: The Animated Series
Happy Days: The Junior High Years
Heifer Ann (she’s too cool for Old MacDonald’s farm)
Hellsing Babies
Hellsing Kids
Hellsing Meets Barney and Friends

O_o

Hellsing Meets Pokemon
He-Man Babies
Herman Melville's Story Time
Hey Arnold Babies
Hey Arnold: The Adult Years

Maybe as a special...

Hey Arnold: The Teen Years
High Anxiety: The Animated Series
High Noon: The Animated Series
Hogan’s Heroes: The Animated Series
Hollywood Husbands: The Animated Series
Hollywood Squares: The Animated Series
Hollywood Wives: The Animated Series
How Casper the Friendly Boy Became A Ghost
Huckleberry Hound and Sons
Hugh Hefner’s Playhouse
I Dream of Jeanie: The Animated Series
In Living Color: The Animated Series
Infants of Destruction
Inuyasha Meets Card Captors
Inuyasha Meets Pokemon
Inuyasha’s Playhouse
Invader ZIM Babies

*in cute baby voice* DOOM!

Iron Chef: The Animated Series
Jack London’s Story Time
Jackass Babies
Jackass Kids
Jackass: The Animated Series

*insert expletive-filled phrase here*

Jackie Collins' Story Time
Jackie Mason Adventures
Jackson Five 2003
Jay and Silent Bob’s Playhouse
Jeffrey Dahmer's Playhouse
Jerry McGuire: The Animated Series
Jerry Springer: The Animated Series
Jerry Springer’s Playhouse
Jessica Rabbit’s Playhouse
Joe Millionaire: The Animated Series
John Crichton's Story Time
Johnny Bravo Meets The View
Johnny Quest Meets Johnny Bravo
Josie and the Feral #########
Judge Judy: The Animated Series
Judy Blume's Story Time
Junkyard Wars: The Animated Series
Just Say Julie: The Animated Series
Just Shoot Me Babies
Just Shoot Me Kids
Just Shoot Me: The Animated Series
Just Shoot Me: The Teen Years
Justice League Babies
Justice League Kids
Kid Clerks
Kid Sopranos
Kid Spawn
Kikaider Kids
Kikaider: The Teen Years
Kim Impossible
Kim Incompetent

That IS scary.

King of the Hill Babies
King of the Hill Kids
Land of the Lost: The Barney Years
Last Call With Carson Daly: The Animated Series
Laugh-In Babies
Laugh-In Kids
Laugh-In: The Animated Series
Leave It To Beaver: The Animated Series
Li’l Bobcat Goldthwaite
Li’l Britney Spears

My eyes!

Life In Hell Babies
Life In Hell Kids
Life In Hell: The Animated Series
Little House on the Prairie: The Animated Series
Lizzie McGuire: The Animated Series
Lonesome Dove: The Animated Series
Looney Tunes Meets Grim and Evil
Looney Tunes Meets Invader ZIM
Looney Tunes Meets Ren and Stimpy
Lord of the Flies: The Animated Series
Lord of the Rings: The Animated Series
Lord of the Rings: The Teen Years
Love Connection Meets Home Movies

You've fried my brain cells.

Love Connection: The Animated Series
Love Hina Kids
Love Hina Meets Disney
Lucky: The Animated Series
Lupin and the Brain
Lupin III Meets Mobile Suit Gundam
Lupin III Meets Outlaw Star
Lupin III Meets Time Squad
Lupin III Meets X-Men
Lupin III’s Playhouse
Lupin the 3rd Kids
Lupin the 3rd: The High School Years
M*A*S*H Babies
M*A*S*H Kids
M*A*S*H: The Animated Series
M*A*S*H: The Teen Years
Mad About You: The Animated Series
Making the Video: The Animated Series
Malcolm In The Middle: The Animated Series
Mama's Family: The Animated Series
Married…With Children Babies
Married…With Children Kids
Married…With Children: The Animated Series

HELL NO!

Martin: The Animated Series
Match Game Babies
Match Game Kids
Match Game: The Animated Series
Match Game: The Teen Years
Michael Jackson's Fun House
Mighty Morphin Power Sissies
Mighty Morphine Power Shooters
Mission Hill Babies
Mission Hill Kids
Mission Hill Meets Looney Tunes
Mission Hill: The Teen Years
Mo Money: The Animated Series
Mobile Suit Gundam Kids
Mobile Suit Gundam Meets Pilot Candidate
Monty Python Babies
Monty Python’s Flying Circus: The Animated Series
MTV’s Spring Break: The Animated Series
Muppet Babies Meets King of the Hill
Murphy Brown: The Animated Series
My Big Fat Greek Wedding: The Animated Series
My Fair Lady: The Animated Series
My Little Pony: The Glue Factory Adventures
Mysteries and Scandals: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s Animal House: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s European Vacation: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s Vacation: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: The Animated Series
National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation: The Animated Series
Not Another Teen Movie: The Animated Series
O.J. Simpson’s Playhouse
Oblongs Babies
Old Timers' Squad
Oliver Beene: The Animated Series
One Life To Live: The Animated Series
Out Of The Bat Closet, Boy-I-Wonder: The New Adventures of Batman and Robin
Outlaw Star Babies
Outlaw Star Kids
Outlaw Star Meets Animaniacs
Outlaw Star: The High School Years
Outlaw Star-Search (Twilight Suzuka, Melfina, Gene Starwind, Fred Luo, et al. compete to be singing sensations)
Oz: The Animated Series
Passions: The Animated Series
Password: The Animated Series
Perfect Strangers: The Animated Series
Peter Griffin’s Playhouse
Pilot Candidate Meets hack//sign
PJ Teddy, Lingerie Detective
Plastered Pickles and the Oblong Kids
Pokemon Meets Gundam Wing
Pokey-Mon and Gumby-Mon (a Jamaican take on Gumby)
##### For Kids

I can't put this into words...

Port Charles: The Animated Series
Power Rangers Time Force Meets Time Squad
Preschool Mutant Ninja Turtles
Primetime Glick: The Animated Series
Proper Etiquette with Inuyasha, Fujiko Mine, and Ryoko
Psycho: The Animated Series
Queer As Folk Meets Time Squad
Queer As Folk: The Animated Series
Queer As Teletubbies
R. Kelly and Michael Jackson's Fun-Time Kids’ Variety Hour
Reign Babies
Reign Kids
Reign: The Teenage Years

Complete with freaky thongs. O_o

Ren and Stimpy Babies
Ren and Stimpy Kids
Ren and Stimpy Meets Baby Looney Tunes
Ren and Stimpy Meets Davey and Goliath
Road Rules Kids
Road Rules: The Animated Series
Robert Ludlum’s Story Time
Robin Hood: Men In Tights: The Animated Series
Rocko’s Modern Life Babies
Rocko’s Modern Life Kids
Rocko’s Post-Modern Expressionistic Life
Roseanne Babies
Roseanne Kids
Roseanne: The Animated Series
Rugrats Meets Scooby Doo
Rugrats: The Adult Years
Rugrats: The Fetus Years

Heh...

Rush Hour: The Animated Series
Russel Crowe's Fightin' 'Round the World
Russian Roulette: The Animated Series
Sailor M*A*S*H
Sailor Moon Babies
Sailor Moon Kids
Sailor Moon Meets Girls Gone Wild
Sailor Moon Meets Totally Spies
Salt and Pepper-Ann (she’s too cool for the kitchen table)

That COMPLETELY caught me off guard.

Samurai Jack Kids
Samurai Jack Meets Mobile Suit Gundam
Samurai Jack Meets The Powerpuff Girls
Samurai Jack Meets Trigun
Samurai Jackass
Sanford and Son Babies
Sanford and Son Kids
Sanford and Son: The Animated Series
Saturday Night Live Kids
Saturday Night Live: The Animated Series
Saturday Night Live: The Teen Years
Saved By the Bell Babies
Saved By The Bell Meets Clone High
Saved By The Bell: The Animated Series
Scarface Babies
Scarface Kids
Scarface Meets The Smurfs
Scarface: The Animated Series
Scary Movie Kids
Scary Movie: The Animated Series
Schindler's List: The Animated Series
Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Detox Clinic
Scooby Doo Meets Clerks: The Animated Series
Scooby Doo Meets NYPD Blue
Seinfeld Kids (the kids’ show about nothing)
Seinfeld: The Animated Series
Seven: The Animated Series
Sex and the City: The Animated Series
She’s The Sheriff: The Animated Series
Sherman and Mr. Peabody’s Improbable Histories Meets Family Guy
Sherman and Mr. Peabody’s Improbable Histories Meets Histeria
Sherman and Mr. Peabody’s Improbable Histories Meets Time Squad
Showgirls: The Animated Series

I KNEW this was on here...

Silence of the Lambs: The Animated Series
Silent Movie: The Animated Series
Sinners: The Animated Series
Sitting Ducks Get Roasted
Six Feet Under: The Animated Series
Slayers Meets Hello Kitty

Now THAT would be amusing.

Small Wonder: The Animated Series
Soccer Mom ###### on Uranus

Call me crazy, but I'd love to see this on air. (And so, mass head-exploding begins...)

Son of the Beach: The Animated Series
South Park Babies
South Park: The Teen Years
Space Ghost Coast To Coast Meets Jerry Springer
Space Ghost Coast To Coast Meets Oprah
Space Ghost Coast To Coast Meets Ricki Lake
Spaceballs: The Animated Series
Spicy City Babies
Spicy City Kids

Child ########### is illegal in this country...

Spicy City: The Teen Years
Spiderman Gets Exterminated
Spumco's House of Gore
Star Trek: The Animated Series
Star Wars: The Animated Series
Steel Magnolias: The Animated Series
Step By Step: The Animated Series
Stephen King's Story Time
Story Time With Anna Nicole

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Story Time With Vash The Stampede
Strangers With Candy: The Animated Series
Strawberry Shortmuffin
Strip Mall: The Animated Series

That is wrong in so many ways...

Super Dave Meets Jackass

*falls over laughing*

Super Duper Sumo Babies
Supermarket Sweep: The Animated Series
Survivor: The Animated Series
Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries Meets Murder She Wrote
Team-O Subpar-O
Teenage Mutant Movie Surfers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Drag Queens
Teenage Mutant Ninja ######
Tenchi Muyo Babies
Tenchi Muyo Kids
Texas Justice: The Animated Series
That '70's Show: The Animated Series
That '80's Show: The Animated Series
The 3-South Kids
The 700 Club: The Animated Series
The Adventures of Andy Capp
The Adventures of Archie the Abcessed Tooth
The Adventures of Blink-182
The Adventures of C-3PO and R2-D2
The Adventures of Carrot Top
The Adventures of Carson Daly
The Adventures of Dame Edna
The Adventures of David Letterman
The Adventures of De La Soul
The Adventures of Dick Cheney
The Adventures of Digital Underground
The Adventures of Emeril Lagasse
The Adventures of Eminem
The Adventures of George Carlin
The Adventures of George Clinton
The Adventures of Green Day
The Adventures of Howard Stern
The Adventures of Hugh Hefner
The Adventures of Jay Leno
The Adventures of Jay-Z
The Adventures of Kennedy
The Adventures of Marmaduke
The Adventures of Microsoft Man

DAMN!

The Adventures of Moe Szyslak
The Adventures of Ned Flanders
The Adventures of NSync
The Adventures of Old Dirty Bastard

O_o

The Adventures of Parliament Funkadelic
The Adventures of Paul Lynde
The Adventures of Richard Pryor
The Adventures of Senility Man
The Adventures of Sherri The Sadomasochist
The Adventures of Super-President (starring George W. Bush)
The Adventures of The Backstreet Boys
The Adventures of the Marx Brothers
The Adventures of The Village People
The Adventures of the Wu-Tang Clan
The Adventures of Three-Card Monty
The Adventures of Usher
The Adventures Of Vanilla Ice
The Al Gore Cartoon Hour
The Ambiguously Gay Duo/Ambiguo-Boys Hour
The Ammo Kids
The Anna Nicole Show: The Animated Series
The Baby, The Immigrant, and the Guy on Mushrooms

In America, we call it morbid curiosity.

The Bachelor: The Animated Series
The B¡tch: The Animated Series
The Brady Bunch: The Animated Series
The Brak Show Babies
The Breakfast Club Babies
The Breakfast Club: The Animated Series
The Breakfast Club: The Elementary School Years
The Breakfast Club: The Junior High Years
The Bundy Kids
The Care Bears' Adventures in Hell
The Colbys: The Animated Series
The Color of Money: The Animated Series
The Cosby Show: The Animated Series
The Critic Babies
The Critic Kids
The Critic: The Teen Years
The Daily Show: The Animated Series
The Deer Hunter: The Animated Series
The Drew Carey Show: The Animated Series
The Dukes of Hazzard: The Animated Series
The Enron Hour
The Exorcist: The Animated Series
The Fairly Normal Parents
The Far Side: The Animated Series
The Flintstoners
The Giant Smurfs
The Girls Gone Wild Thornberries
The Godfather Babies
The Godfather Beyond
The Godfather Kids
The Godfather: The Animated Series
The Golden Girls Gone Wild: The Animated Series

Thanks for the mental images, Candy...

The Golden Girls meet The Justice League
The Golden Girls: The Animated Series
The Homicidal Smurfs

Heh...

The Homosexual Smurfs
The Howard Stern Show: The Animated Series
The Jeffersons: The Animated Series
The Jetsons Babies
The Jetsons Kids
The Journey of Sammy the Sperm
The King of Queens: The Animated Series
The Lonely, Sexy Space Vixens’ Cartoon Hour
The Magical World of Burn Wards

This would be amusing...

The Magical World of Pop-Up Ads

So would this.

The Magical World of Third World Countries

Okay, too much amusement...

The Man Show: The Animated Series
The Mary Tyler Moore Show: The Animated Series
The Mysterious Cities of Brass
The New Adventures of Hammerman
The New Fatman/Stuporman Adventures

I wonder how that would turn out...

The Newlywed Game: The Animated Series
The Oblongs Kids
The Oblongs Meets The Simpsons
The Osbournes: The Animated Series
The People vs. Larry Flint: The Animated Series
The Pitts: The Animated Series
The Politically Correct Looney Tunes Show
The Powderpuff Boys
The Powerpuff Girls Meets Sailor Moon
The Practice: The Animated Series
The Price Is Right: The Animated Series
The Real Adventures of Barbie
The Real Adventures of Hercules
The Real Adventures of Scooby Doo
The Real World: The Animated Series
The Ripping Babies
The Ripping Friends Meets The Justice League
The Ripping Gay Lovers

O_o

The Shame Family
The Simpsons Babies
The Simpsons Kids
The Simpsons Meets Family Guy
The Simpsons Meets The Sopranos
The Sims: The Animated Series (brace yourself; The Sims are on Saturday mornings)
The Sopranos: The Animated Series
The Sopranos: The Teen Years
The Stud: The Animated Series
The Suicidal Smurfs
The Tame Thornberries
The Thirty Minute Toy Commercial That’s Supposedly A Cartoon Show
The Three Stooges Babies
The Three Stooges Kids
The Tick Meets Justice League
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: The Animated Series
The Twilight Zone: The Animated Series
The Weekdayers
The Wizard of Id: The Animated Series
The X Files: The Animated Series
The X-Files Kids
The X-Presidents
The Young and the Restless: The Animated Series
There’s Something About Mary: The Animated Series
This Old House: The Animated Series
Three’s Company Babies
Three’s Company Kids
Three’s Company: The Animated Series
Three’s Company: The Teen Years
Time Squad Kids
Time Squad Meets Family Guy
Time Squad Meets Futurama
Time Squad Meets Histeria
Time Squad Meets Scooby Doo
Time Squad Meets The Jetsons
Time Squad Meets Will and Grace
Titanic: The Animated Series
Titus: The Animated Series
Tom Green’s Playhouse
Top Gun: The Animated Series
Top of the Heap: The Animated Series
Total Request Live: The Animated Series
Touched By An Anvil: The ABC Weekend Special
Trading Spaces: The Animated Series
Transformers Armada Meets Pokemon
Trigun Babies
Trigun Kids
Trigun Meets Lupin III
Trigun Meets Outlaw Star
Tron Babies
Tron Kids
Tron: The Animated Series
Two Fat Ladies: The Animated Series
Uncle O.J. Simpson’s Story Time
Uneven Stevens
Unsolved Mysteries Meets Blues Clues
Unsolved Mysteries: The Animated Series
VH-1’s Behind the Music: The Animated Series
What’s New Scrappy-Doo?
Whatever Happened To Robot Jones Meets Family Guy
Where’s Huddles: The High School Varsity Years
Where’s Huddles: The Middle School Intramural Years
Where’s Huddles: The Pee-Wee Leagues
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: The Animated Series
Whose Line Is It Anyway: The Animated Series
Will and Grace: The Animated Series
William Shakespeare’s Story Time
Wintuition: The Animated Series
WWE: The Animated Series
WWF: The Animated Series
X-Men: Infant Evolution
Yo’ Mama: The Animated Series

This list is causing brain damages...

Yogi Bear Gets Shot and Made Into A Rug

*shudders*

Yo-gi-oh
Yosemite Sam…UNCENSORED!
You Can’t Do That On Television: The Animated Series
Young Frankenstein: The Animated Series
Yu-Gay-Oh!

My friend came up with the exact same thing...

Yu-Yu Hakusho Babies
Yu-Yu Hakusho Kids
Yu-Yu Hakusho Meets Baby Looney Tunes
Zeta Gundam Meets Transformers Armada


Comments are above.

[Pietro]

Stripes - The Animated Series

Die Hard - The Animated Series

Davey and Goliath Gone Wild

Baby SNAFU

The Veto Show (Another Godfather spinoff)

[Majin_Megabyte]

Hams Hams Goes Wild!
Jay and Silent Bob Present: Teaching Sex Ed for girls!
Peter Griffin's Bible Storytime

[pabcool]

The sequel to Rugrats Go Wild: Rugrats Gone Wild!

Soon after the death of Dil, the Rugrats have taken a turn for the worse. Now, a Tommy-turned assasin, psycho Chuckie, Phil and Lil with "newfound obsessions", and Kimi the sadist must be determined to hunt down their brother's killer: the maniacal Susie.

[Daniel P]

The Friendly Adventures of Lola Caricola
Rugrats Go Wild: The Series
The Adventures of Pluto Nash: The Animated Series
The Angry Baby Beavers
Watching Paint Dry: The Series
Watching Paint Peel: The Series
The Rocket Power / Ginger Crossover Cartoon Show
The Adventures of Waggytoon

[Mike Spartz]

Storytime with Michael Jackson

[SlyBoy]

Scarface Jr.
Storytime With Jerry Falwell
Kids Extort Money

And of course, Kids For Character. :eek:

[DianaGohan]

Spongebob Squarepants ***in Learning Hour
Stripperealla Playtime
Disney: Drunk and Uncut.

[thecoolone]

this is my list
the today show babys
the today show:tas
wimbledon:tas
meet the prees:tas
meet the press kids
young kim possible
thats so raven:tas
nova:tas
full house kids
digimon babys
bowflex:tas
dell interns babys
recess:the high school years
the wiggles meets kikiader
the little weekenders
zoolander:tas
hbo boxing after dark:tas
snl babys
washington journal:tas
sportscenter:tas
power rangers babys
beyblades teens
fox and friends:tas
90210 kids
entertainment tonight:tas
access hollywood:tas
cosby show babys
sex and the city:the animation
60 minites:the cartoon
er:tas
er babys
date plate:tas
real tv:tas
young kikiader
kikiader babys
kikiader:the collage years
doggy fizzle televizzle:tas
nascar kids
law and order special preschool unit
becker:the preschool years
project greenlight:tas



more to come

[Alex Toon]

Here's some that wouldn't work out:
Lizzie McGuire Gone Wild
Storytime with Jerry Springer
Tone Loc's Sex Education
and the one that would instantly be cancelled:
Saddam and Osama's Playhouse;and here's how it would go:

Saddam:Kids, what naughty stuff did you do today?
Kid:I robbed 9 banks and haven't reached puberty yet!
Girl:I killed Barney and his pals{holds up bleeding heads)
40-year-old man:I bombed America!
{Saddam and Osama gasp and cheer.}
Saddam and Osama:You're the best kid we've ever had!!

[Pietro]

The Adventures of Waggytoon

Heh:p That's great, dacp3!

-Pietro:crow:

[Alex Toon]

I'm a medium! I'm bringing this thread back from the dead!

Uncle Bush's Playhouse
Animal House Babies
Married.....with Children Babies
NipTuk: Kids edition
Plague's Misadventures:The Animated Series

[Cartman]

If a thread is over a month old, then you really shouldn't revive it. Just start a new one.

[Beat]

Storytime with Carl.
Mooninite-ville.
Fat Bastard teaches math.

[Rover_Wow]

But let me pick a handful.



Duckman Kids
Duckman Meets Duck Tales
Duckman's Playhouse


But first, they'd have to resolve the whole thing with his supposedly dead wife who popped up at his wedding in the final scene of the series ;)



Hey Arnold Babies
Hey Arnold: The Teen Years


They did do "Hey Arnold Babies" in "The Journal" and "Helga on the Couch", and Craig actually did plan a spinoff that would have essentially been Hey Arnold!: The Teen Years minus Arnold. It was called The Patakis, and you can see what came of it here (http://www.rugratonline.com/ntnot.htm).

Unfortunately, many of your entries are essentially of the form:

(Live action show that can't possibly be made into an animated series, like a game show or a soap) : The Animated Series
(R-rated film) : The Animated Series
(Shows that are about kids) : The Teen (or Adult) Years
(Shows that are about older people) Kids (or Babies)
(Person you'd associate with older people's entertainment)'s Playhouse
The Adventures of (some live action people, especially controversial ones)
(Anything with a bad word in it)



The Weekdayers


Color me cynical, but they've already done this. It's called Recess. :D Though this forum member does wonder what Tino and the gang do on school days...

Meanwhile, here's another one I've come up with: a Calvin & Hobbes animated series. From what I hear, Bill Waterson refuses to let it happen.
And how about an animated series based on BBC's Tweenies? It wouldn't last long since it wouldn't be too different from the regular Tweenies show! :D