The Return Of Taking Over The World

[Allen's Nickname.]

*Flies to Hell.*

IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZRETH, DIE!

*Devil Destroyed.*

[Watermelon]

0: Greeeeeeeatttt...now I'm stuck down here in heck until I die. Let's seee...sice I'm already dead...that should be NEVER!

*0 walks around hopelessly*

*Later, 0 stumbles upon nuculer bomb*

0: Hmmmmm...

*0 lights nuculer bomb, and it explodes a big hole in the ceiling of heck*

0: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!

*0 goes up hole*

0: Yay! Now I'm...oh, great! I'm back in the land of deformed mutants!!!

:moon: :moon2:

[Parallax]

Originally posted by 0
*0 wakes up in area covered with flames*

0: Huh? Where...where am I?

*Devil appears*

Devil: Why...0, you are in heck.

0: I am? Blame that goshdarn Spaz13_88. He killed me and buryed me where the dog house used to be.

Devil: Ouch.

0: ....

Devil: Oh, yes. Ummmm...say, I know!

0: What?

Devil: Who was "Taking over the world" with you?

0: Oh, mainly alot of my friends...but it was Spaz13_88 that killed me.

Devil: Well, since you are dead, we can make alot of bad things happen to these people.

0: Really? Can we destroy The box?

Devil: Of course!

*Box is destroyed*

0: Yay! Now there will be no doom! Now, make the worst things possibale happen to all the TOTW people! Yay!

:moon: :moon2:

Silly 0, you can't destroy something that's already been destroyed! :D

[Bob...SpongeBob]

<For no apparent reason, starts singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"; realises everyone is staring; gets down off the table; turns on TV; starts watching "Spiderman" for the 50th time>

I love Christmas break... :D

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by Bob...SpongeBob
<For no apparent reason, starts singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"; realises everyone is staring; gets down off the table; turns on TV; starts watching "Spiderman" for the 50th time>

I love Christmas break... :D

*0 pops out of nowhere*

0: But I more!

*Unleashes the dancing bananas of death*

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0: Oh, and there on MY side. :D

:moon: :moon2:

[Allen's Nickname.]

*Summons the lawers of the Law Firm of Doom, Doom, Doom, and Doom™**They destroy the bananas with their might breifcases.*

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by Spaz13_88
*Summons the lawers of the Law Firm of Doom, Doom, Doom, and Doom™**They destroy the bananas with their might breifcases.*

0: Oh, but there's plenty more were that came from!

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Let the bananna war begin!

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:moon: :moon2:

[Parallax]

Originally posted by 0
0: Oh, but there's plenty more were that came from!

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Let the bananna war begin!

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:moon: :moon2:

I'm hungry...

Hey what look at all these banannas!

*starts eating the banannas*

[Daniel P]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
*starts eating the banannas* No! They're good entertainment!

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by dacp3
No! They're good entertainment!

Not only that, but there the bananas of DOOM!! Why, SS, WHY?!?

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[Bob...SpongeBob]

Die, bananas!
http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/sarge/Blasting_anim.gif http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif
HAHAHAHAHA!

[Dark Demon]

Man,this thread is dead.

*Gets Dragon Balls from Namek and calls Shenron to revive the thread.

Whoo Hoo!

Oh no,Shenron is being overpowered by banana's!NOOOO!!


*Gets in Gundam and stomps around trying to hit the Bananas.*

:D All gone!

NEXT EPISODE:The Revenge of the Bananas!!!!NOOO!!!

[ProdigyCube]

Hey, Check this out!!


http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/jackson-pic1.jpg
Michael Jackson is a Ninja

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/jackson-pic2.jpg
Michael Jackson is the devil!

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/jackson-pic6.jpg
What's the difference?!?

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/jackson-pic8.jpg
I see you!!!




*ProdigyCube takes the dragon balls while everyone is distracted.

[Allen's Nickname.]

*Guns PG down.**He dies.*

None shall stand in the way of my dream of world domintaion.

*Takes the Dragonballs.**Summons the Dragon.*

I wish....FOR WORLD DOMINATION FOR ME AND ONLY ME!

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by Spaz13_88
*Guns PG down.**He dies.*

None shall stand in the way of my dream of world domintaion.

*Takes the Dragonballs.**Summons the Dragon.*

I wish....FOR WORLD DOMINATION FOR ME AND ONLY ME!

0: Wish Granted!!

*Sprinkles Fairy Dust on Spaz*

*Everyone stares at 0 with anger*

0: Did I do something wrong?

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif

[Ramen Noodles]

~Makes 0 eat Ramen Noodles that branwash him and make him only listin to my commands!~ Soon you will all learn his fate Mahahahaha

[Parallax]

Originally posted by Spaz13_88
*Guns PG down.**He dies.*

None shall stand in the way of my dream of world domintaion.

*Takes the Dragonballs.**Summons the Dragon.*

I wish....FOR WORLD DOMINATION FOR ME AND ONLY ME!

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Traitor! :knd1:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! :mad:

:p

[Dark Demon]

PART 2:The Revenge of the Banana's

NOOOO!!!!You won't have world domination!!!

*Gives another Gundam to Sogga and starts stomping around.Then banana's come and attack us*

AIEE!!!Save me!!!!!

Next part:Rescue

[Parallax]

I just figured something, 0, before you can truly become a true TOTW member you must kill, I mean beat Spaz. If you win you get a ring and a seat at my WDT (World Domination Table) if you loose you must become our enemy. A evil enemy since we are not evil were quazi-evil, were semi-evil, were the diet Coke of evil. (Only one calorie!) :moon2: :moon:

[Watermelon]

Oh....






















NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*0 Runs up to ssjgogeta4*

ssj, is there an easier way to become a member?

ssj: Nope!

0: WHY DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPINING TO ME!!!??

*0 grabs hipnotizing device on the ground and runs into his hidden lair.*

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif

[Parallax]

Originally posted by 0
Oh....






















NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*0 Runs up to ssjgogeta4*

ssj, is there an easier way to become a member?

ssj: Nope!

0: WHY DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPINING TO ME!!!??

*0 grabs hipnotizing device on the ground and runs into his hidden lair.*

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif

Actually there is, you can also defeat me to become member.

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
Actually there is, you can also defeat me to become member.

*0 comes out of secret lair and takes over earth*

DONE! Wait....

*0 finds Spaz13_88 and hits him with the hammer of instant doom(TM)(R)(C).*

0: Ok, lets do this again...

*0 takes over earth*

YAY!

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif

[Parallax]

Originally posted by 0
*0 comes out of secret lair and takes over earth*

DONE! Wait....

*0 finds Spaz13_88 and hits him with the hammer of instant doom(TM)(R)(C).*

0: Ok, lets do this again...

*0 takes over earth*

YAY!

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif

Silly 0, Spaz can't be defeated he's immortal so I suggest you fight me!

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
Silly 0, Spaz can't be defeated he's immortal so I suggest you fight me!

I didn't defeat Spaz. I just hit him with a hammer and got his power...wait, that's the same as defeating him...

Oh well...

*0 gets out The Hammer of Instant Doom(TM)(R)(C) and whacks ssjgogeta4's head off*

Job well done...or is it...?

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif

[Watagashi]

Originally posted by Spaz13_88
*Guns PG down.**He dies.*

None shall stand in the way of my dream of world domintaion.

*Takes the Dragonballs.**Summons the Dragon.*

I wish....FOR WORLD DOMINATION FOR ME AND ONLY ME!

You... you mean person you! :mad: *throws radioactive creampuff at Spaz* Fwoosh!

*glares at the bananas all over the secret base* Oh, cool! Dancing bananas! :D *starts dancing along with them* This is fun. :p

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by Watagashi
You... you mean person you! :mad: *throws radioactive creampuff at Spaz* Fwoosh!

*glares at the bananas all over the secret base* Oh, cool! Dancing bananas! :D *starts dancing along with them* This is fun. :p

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, no! You musn't dance with them! They will hypnotize you and poke your inards and turn you into one of them!

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif

[Watagashi]

Originally posted by 0
Oh, no! You musn't dance with them! They will hypnotize you and poke your inards and turn you into one of them!

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/images/smiles/banana.gif

*pauses for a second* Oh... :dot: *notices I can't stop dancing* ACK! I can't stop dancing! :eek: *sees skin turning yellow* Oh, man! I'm turning into a banana! >_< This isn't good.... :rolleyes: :p

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Here Wat! <tosses Wat a tube of Banana Cream (tm)> This'll stop you from turning into a banana, but I can't do anthing about the dancing...so...you're going to New York!!! <lights go all crazy, people applaud> Now, sit back and enjoy the show! http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/cwm/cwm/lurk.gif

<Wat dances on stage, people throw flowers, candy, and money on stage>

[Alaskanbullworm]

I finally have the solution to all of the banananess:

http://www.zoobardance.com/images/gorila.jpg
I'm sending out about 1,000 of these guys to eat anything banana-like. And since Wat was a banana before, they can sniff her out. You better hide.

[Watermelon]

Guys, how many times do I have to tell you? :rolleyes: The bananas are invincable. They have true power. If you eat them, you become one of them. If they entertain you to much, you become one of them. You can't destroy them!

<BANANA NOT AVAIBALE IN POST>

[ProdigyCube]

Wait, Paul Reubens just called me and told me what to do.
Here's what he said:

http://www.planetout.com/images/entertainment/starstruck/reubens.jpg
Lets just wish the bannas away by using: THE PEE-WEE POWER!!!

[Watermelon]

Uh, guys, This is kind of important...

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Ok, so...we're in trouble...uh-oh...

[Parallax]

Originally posted by 0
Uh, guys, This is kind of important...

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Ok, so...we're in trouble...uh-oh...

Ka, Me, Ha, Me HA!!!

*kills all the vegies and 0*

Whoops!

[Watermelon]

Darn you s...

Hey, wait...I'm dead!

*0 passes out*

*0 wakes up in a small room*

Huh? I thought I was dead? This certianly isn't heck or hevean.

*0 sees note on the floor*

Hmmm...what's this say.

*0 picks up and reads note*


Dancing Bananas(Not other fruits and vegtables, we haven't found thier weaknesses) are Lactose Intalerant.

*0 drops note*

GASP! NO! I have to live again or no one will know!

*Milk falls on 0*

*0 looks up*

GASP!(again)

*0 sees dead dancing banana with milk splaterd all around him.*

Someone must have been here before...

*0 gets up but steps in something gooey*

*0 looks down and shrieks.*

*It's the face of a man with purple ozze all around it, one eye missing, no teeth, 1 ear, bald, and lots of blood around him(

[Parallax]

Well nobody's looking so I guess I can be evil!

I think I'm going to make a clone of myself.

Except 1/8th my size.

[Alaskanbullworm]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
Well nobody's looking so I guess I can be evil!

I think I'm going to make a clone of myself.

Except 1/8th my size.

http://www.geekshelf.com/gallery/Alaskanbullworm/moresketches/min-tick.gif

OMG He isn't kidding!!!!!!!!!!!1 :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Allen's Nickname.]

*Spaz wipes the blood spewing out of his mouth after the brutal attack by Colin.**Looking around, he sees the TOTW HQ in shambles.**The fourm close has damaged the plans, but not all is lost.**Spaz and his minions still have a massive supply of creampuffs.*

Curses. Colin has slowed me down...a little. But I shall PREVAIL!

PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Depth Charge]

*clears out all the cobwebs from his unused underwater lab* I'm glad to see that my good old buddie Jack is still moderating and looking after me. It's like that song, Charles in Charge... but replace Charles with Jack. :D

Now, as far as story goes... wat, i believe you still have me in the bottle... *shrugs* Going back to college tomorrow... so who knows when things will settle.

[jeffrey 228]

Do you guys need another person to get involved?

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Yes! We always welcome more people to join our humble insanity and dreams of world domination! Remember, crazy works! And watch out for...objects...and creampuffs...


So, what is the next mission?

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by Bob...SpongeBob
Yes! We always welcome more people to join our humble insanity and dreams of world domination! Remember, crazy works! And watch out for...objects...and creampuffs...


So, what is the next mission?

I don't know...

SO LET'S THROW PIES AT EVERYONE!!!!

[jeffrey 228]

And what pies do you want to serv and all with the throwing?

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by jeffrey 228
And what pies do you want to serv and all with the throwing?

Any Pie you can think of.

*0 throws Pi's at Jeffy*

*Somebody throws Apple Pie at 0*

*0 throws Apple Pie's at Ge...*

MR. BUSH!!!

[Watagashi]

Originally posted by Depth Charge
*clears out all the cobwebs from his unused underwater lab* I'm glad to see that my good old buddie Jack is still moderating and looking after me. It's like that song, Charles in Charge... but replace Charles with Jack. :D

Now, as far as story goes... wat, i believe you still have me in the bottle... *shrugs* Going back to college tomorrow... so who knows when things will settle.

No, I think we put you into some kind of robot. :p (Forgot what it was, though) Oh, well.... Welcome back! :D Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*goes over and starts dusting off the Creampuff O*

[jeffrey 228]

*0 throws Pi's at Jeffy*
*0 throws Pi's at Jeffy*

:: ducks under and misses, then throws pies back at 0. ::

[Bob...SpongeBob]

<throws a pie at 0>
Haha! Blueberry is now on your face and clothes! And only I hold the canister of Oxy-Clean! HAHAHAHA!!! All shall bow before me...and Wat, cause she can have some Oxy-Clean too. <gives Wat some Oxy-Clean, and a dust rag for the Creampuff O>

[Daniel P]

I need help. There is this old lady at my door selling creampuffs. Should I open the door, or just keep dancing with vegetables?

[jeffrey 228]

That stuff really can get rid of stains on colors. :D

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by dacp3
I need help. There is this old lady at my door selling creampuffs. Should I open the door, or just keep dancing with vegetables?

Ummm...stay inside, but DON'T DANCE WITH THE VEGTABLES. There have been way to many accidents from dancing with them in the past. Come on over to my house through the back door and we'll throw pie's at eachother!

*0 throws Pie at random person and laughs*

[Allen's Nickname.]

Originally posted by Bob...SpongeBob
So, what is the next mission? *Looks at the fourms moderators*

Hmmm....TimTwoFace?

I don't trust him.

*Hands everyone a gun.*

*Loads.*

Time to kill.

*Wind blows through.**Spaz looks really cool.*

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by Spaz13_88
*Looks at the fourms moderators*

Hmmm....TimTwoFace?

I don't trust him.

*Hands everyone a gun.*

*Loads.*

Time to kill.

*Wind blows through.**Spaz looks really cool.*

A GUN!!!!

*0 Shoots gun at some random person*

AYIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!!!

*0 jumps into neighboors swimming pool and scares them out*

[jeffrey 228]

Sounds like an airrad is going on, I'm going to stay like this untill it is over.

[Parallax]

Originally posted by Bob...SpongeBob
Yes! We always welcome more people to join our humble insanity and dreams of world domination! Remember, crazy works! And watch out for...objects...and creampuffs...


So, what is the next mission?

Easy, we must party! *gets out Bazooka and launches firework into air that reads "I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111". And I'm alcohol powered.

[jeffrey 228]

That is not good, I hope he does not destroy and all.

[Allen's Nickname.]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
Easy, we must party! *gets out Bazooka and launches firework into air that reads "I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111". And I'm alcohol powered. *Kills ssjgogeta.*

WRONG!

We're going to DESTROY TimTwoFace!

[Singin' Stray Cat]

(Spaz gets pied by a mysterious warrior wielding a PieMaster 5000 and a silver skillet)

Ohhhhh, no you're not. :D Mwee hee hee. Pie him if you must, but no killing.

[Allen's Nickname.]

*Sniff.*

Sorry Ms. Stray Cat. I'll try to avoid killing him....but Is voodoo a legit practice at the new, super-revamped Fun and Games fourm?

[Depth Charge]

Originally posted by Spaz13_88
*Sniff.*

Sorry Ms. Stray Cat. I'll try to avoid killing him....but Is voodoo a legit practice at the new, super-revamped Fun and Games fourm?

Well you see SSC, you can't blame Spaz. I mean, you and Jack (and that other one) are just fantastical! You've raised the bar for mods at this board. I mean, let's put the spotlight on Jack...

http://www.casselliot.com/images/mamacassdonknotts.jpg

I mean... look at this guy...amazing... now let's put the spotlight on Jack again...


http://www.insect.eu.org/pesci.jpg

Yeah, that's my point... I think we should idolize mods that we like. Make it a competition or something.. who's the best mod. And bribes are expected, not appreciated. Hey-ooooooool I'm just really worried... with the closing and the new rules.. I just miss things they way they were. You know, before I invited Ted Kennedy to the party. God, he smashed all my vases and punched out my butlers. Let this be a lesson SSC, screen all guest before inviting them to a party. And do not serve drinks to minors. For that's illegal. And.. always ask your roomate where he's going and if he has a key, cuase i'ts been 5 hrs, and I have no idea where mine is. I just hope he has a key.. cause i'm locking the doors baby yeah. Really, this guy is a loner, creepy. Like changes in the mods. ;o;


>>>back to the story<<<<

Question: Am I still in that robot or what? well, i'm still flying around.... Also, more questions:

SS: how much territory do we have? are we unified yet?
BSB: how's the base looking?
Spaz: yes
For anyone: does my dear buddy Dark Spider have time to stop by anymore? I miss him. soo much ;o;


~~~~~

Tingle tingle tingle *flys around Watt and BSB* ting ting tingle

[jeffrey 228]

TimTwoFace, please, what did he ever do to you I see no issue about it. :p :p

[Parallax]

Originally posted by Depth Charge
Well you see SSC, you can't blame Spaz. I mean, you and Jack (and that other one) are just fantastical! You've raised the bar for mods at this board. I mean, let's put the spotlight on Jack...

http://www.casselliot.com/images/mamacassdonknotts.jpg

I mean... look at this guy...amazing... now let's put the spotlight on Jack again...


http://www.insect.eu.org/pesci.jpg

Yeah, that's my point... I think we should idolize mods that we like. Make it a competition or something.. who's the best mod. And bribes are expected, not appreciated. Hey-ooooooool I'm just really worried... with the closing and the new rules.. I just miss things they way they were. You know, before I invited Ted Kennedy to the party. God, he smashed all my vases and punched out my butlers. Let this be a lesson SSC, screen all guest before inviting them to a party. And do not serve drinks to minors. For that's illegal. And.. always ask your roomate where he's going and if he has a key, cuase i'ts been 5 hrs, and I have no idea where mine is. I just hope he has a key.. cause i'm locking the doors baby yeah. Really, this guy is a loner, creepy. Like changes in the mods. ;o;


>>>back to the story<<<<

Question: Am I still in that robot or what? well, i'm still flying around.... Also, more questions:

SS: how much territory do we have? are we unified yet?
BSB: how's the base looking?
Spaz: yes
For anyone: does my dear buddy Dark Spider have time to stop by anymore? I miss him. soo much ;o;


~~~~~

Tingle tingle tingle *flys around Watt and BSB* ting ting tingle




Well DC, I have finshed repairing your old armor.( and upgrading it;)) So you can eitheir kept your Fusion Armor or put your old back on, your choice.


And Spaz, please stop killing me and sending me these delicious pies, please, I might get fat. :p

[Watagashi]

Originally posted by Depth Charge

For anyone: does my dear buddy Dark Spider have time to stop by anymore? I miss him. soo much ;o;


~~~~~

Tingle tingle tingle *flys around Watt and BSB* ting ting tingle

I don't know. I haven't seen him since you guys picked on him right before e-mails were sent out about us getting married. :o I don't know.

*holds up bottle of Oxy-Clean* Hey, thanks BSB! :D Mwahahahahahahahahaha! *continues cleaning Creampuff O while singing* I'm the Queen of Oxy-Clean. Lalalalalalalalalala....

[jeffrey 228]

And make sure you stay clean or you may get dirty and ugly. :moon:

[Parallax]

Originally posted by Watagashi
I don't know. I haven't seen him since you guys picked on him right before e-mails were sent out about us getting married. :o I don't know.

*holds up bottle of Oxy-Clean* Hey, thanks BSB! :D Mwahahahahahahahahaha! *continues cleaning Creampuff O while singing* I'm the Queen of Oxy-Clean. Lalalalalalalalalala....

Hurry up with the Creampuff O, Wat, I need to take over Italy and get a pizza.


































So, anybody want a pizza? :p

[Watagashi]

*finishes polishing up Creampuff O* YAY! I'm finally finished! :D *gets up, but falls off of Creampuff O and hits the ground* ........ Ow. >_< *jumps back up* Well, here ya go, Sogga4. :p Ooh, and I want a slice of pepperoni pizza and some breadsitcks... er.... yeah. :) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*gets Oxy-Clean and starts cleaning everything around the base* Clean! Cleancleancleancleancleancleancleancleanclean! ^_^

[jeffrey 228]

Well I hope the room looks very shiny and all, a clean room is a good room.

[Parallax]

Originally posted by Watagashi
*finishes polishing up Creampuff O* YAY! I'm finally finished! :D *gets up, but falls off of Creampuff O and hits the ground* ........ Ow. >_< *jumps back up* Well, here ya go, Sogga4. :p Ooh, and I want a slice of pepperoni pizza and some breadsitcks... er.... yeah. :) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*gets Oxy-Clean and starts cleaning everything around the base* Clean! Cleancleancleancleancleancleancleancleanclean! ^_^

Mmmmmmmm... bread sticks.........





































:p

[jeffrey 228]

Do you eat Garbage by any change?

[Parallax]

Originally posted by jeffrey 228
Do you eat Garbage by any change?

No. Why do you ask? :D

[jeffrey 228]

I thought you were a robot or somthing.

[Parallax]

Originally posted by jeffrey 228
I thought you were a robot or somthing.

Why would you think that?


It's not like I eat shorts. :p

[jeffrey 228]

Uhhhh, I think I'll let you do your thing, Laters. :D

[Colin]

*Interjecting as one of the Supreme Dominant Beings of the Fun & Games board*

The 4 person reply rule applies to ALL threads... this one included! =P

[Dark Demon]

O_o If anyone's wondering where I've been the past 3 months,then I got hit by a car,went to heaven,got sent to hell,and made the train stop before going throught the ground.so now I'm back!Anytihng new happen?

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Ummm...we are without a mission right now because no one knows what to do! THE STREETS AREN'T READY FOR US!!! HAHA! I say we go out and purge the galaxy of some scourge!!!


Has anyone seen any scourge?

[Watagashi]

Originally posted by Bob...SpongeBob
Ummm...we are without a mission right now because no one knows what to do! THE STREETS AREN'T READY FOR US!!! HAHA! I say we go out and purge the galaxy of some scourge!!!


Has anyone seen any scourge?

*pauses from cleaning* I don't know. What's a scourge?? :confused: *goes back into spastic cleaning* Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Clean! :D

[jeffrey 228]

Do you need any thing else to make it even cleaner?

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Y'all need a mission? Okay then. Do my laundry. :p

[Parallax]

Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
Y'all need a mission? Okay then. Do my laundry. :p

*satrts doing SSC's laundry* Wait what am I doing laundry for? TOTW members assemble!


















































Or not. *continues doing SSC's laundry*

[Allen's Nickname.]

Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
Y'all need a mission? Okay then. Do my laundry. :p *Takes a look at SCC's laundry.*

Hmmm. Bleach or not.....? Not.

Detergent? Tide.

Water.....Cold. No. Hot. Warm. Cold. Warm. Grrr.....I don't know.

*Sits and ponders.*

[princeofsaiyans]

If anything is left can I have one of them

[Watagashi]

Originally posted by princeofsaiyans
If anything is left can I have one of them

Hey, princeofallsaiyans! Sure, you can have a country! :D I think we've only conquered Italy or something, so far, so.... yeah. :p

*finally finishes cleaning the whole base* *Base looks all sparkly and shiney now* YAY! ^o^ Muawahahahahahahahahaha!

[Alaskanbullworm]

Originally posted by Watagashi
*finally finishes cleaning the whole base* *Base looks all sparkly and shiney now* YAY! ^o^ Muawahahahahahahahahaha!


*releases herd of filthy pigs*

Oops, I'll clean that up. I'll bring in some mud monsters to scare them off.

[jeffrey 228]

Uhh mud monsters, that only makes the house much dirtyer then before, that is not even a good idea to send him in here.

[Parallax]

These are mud-monsters!? I thought they were chocolate. :p

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
These are mud-monsters!? I thought they were chocolate. :p

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayh®.... Dat ain't cool.

- The Dork Knight

[Watermelon]

Hey, guys, as I was on my hitatus, I did some stuff. But one of those stuffs was travel into The Future Of Taking Over The World! Excuse me, but right now I feel a song coming on:

As I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
i guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Luis
is it Bob or Joe or Walter
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Berny or Steve
I probably would of kept on guessing
but about that time we crashed into the truck
and as im laying bleeding there on the asphalt
finally I recognized the face of my Hibachie dealer
who takes off his prostetic lips and tells me

(chorus) Everything you know is wrong
black is white up is down and short is long
and everything you thought was just so important
Doesnt really matter any more because..
Everything you know is wrong!

As I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
when i accidentally stepped into an alternative dimension
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
who's faces kinda looked like Jamie Barr
they sucked out my internal organs and took some polaroids
and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you
they offered to transport me back to any point in history
that i would care to go
and so i had them send me back to last thursday night
so i could pay my phone bill on time
just then a floating disembodied head of Colonal Sanders started yelling

chorus

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
when i got a nasty paper cut
and well to make a long story short it got infected and i died
so now im up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates
and its obvious he doesn't like the nayru jacket im wearing
he tells me that they got a dress code
well he lets me into heaven anyway
but i get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
and everyday he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
black is white up is down and short is long
and everything you used to think was so important
doesn't really matter anymore
because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong
(everything you know is wrong) Everything you know is wrong

*Whew* Anyway, in the future of Taking Over the World, everything went crazy. Ssjgogeta5 is...dare I say it, dead...Spaz13_88 becomes extremly jumpy happy...but worst of all, Michal Jackson is the ruler of Taking Over the World! He must be stoped! Uh-oh, I feel like singin' again!

Ohhhhhh...
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was nervous,
I guess it just wasn't my night.
Art Fleming gave the answers,
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

Well I knew I was in trouble now,
My hope of winning sank,
'Cause I got the Daily Double now,
And then my mind went blank.
I took Potpourri for one hundred,
And then my head started to spin.
Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo,
Just tell me now what I didn't win,
Yeah, yeah.

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty-
volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a
year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that's not all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And
you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of our
home game! You're a complete loser!!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of,
I guess I just wasn't too bright.
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby...

What shall we do? We can't travel into the future again 'cause I already sold the Time machine on Ebay! Does anybody know what to do?

Put down that chain saw and listen to me
Its time for us to join in the fight.
Its time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Its time to let the bedbugs bite.
You'd better put all your eggs in one basket
You'd better count your chickens before they hatch.
You'd better sell some wine before its time
You'd better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You'd better squeeze all the Charmin you can
While Mr. Whipple's not around.
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more then you can chew
What can you do? Dare to be stupid!

Take some wooden nickels,
Look for Mr. Goodbar,
Get your mojo working now,
I'll show you how you can dare to be stupid!

You can turn the other cheek,
You can just give up the ship,
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip.
(Dare to be stupid!) Come on and dare to be stupid,

It's so easy to do, dare to be stupid!
We're all waiting for you. Let's go!

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk,
Now it's time for crying in your beer.

Settle down with a family. Join the PTA.
Buy some sensible shoes and a Cheverolet.
Then party till your broke and they drag you away.
It's OK. You can dare to be stupid!

It's like spinning on a fish.
It's like barking up a tree.
It's like I say, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.

Dare to be stupid! (yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid?
It's so easy to do. Dare to be stupid.
We're all waiting for you. Dare to be stupid.

Burn your candles at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house and watch "Leave it to Beaver".
The future's up to you, so what'choo gonna do?
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!

What did i say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
It's alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid)

Come on, join in the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I can't hear you (Dare to be stupid)
OK, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)

Let's go!

Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)

[Hippos315]

HEY WAT!!! IM BACKKKKKK!!!! member me? im the one who helped u w/ pics for ure site, anyway lemme play!!!
*breaks out the black and red bunnies from the old TOTW forum and Jumps on one*
Ok guys lets start with Burger king and wendys then we go to WALMART!!
*throws random creampuffs at people walking down the street*
Ahhhh that brings back the memories

By the way where do i stay?? i mean i am a hippo so maybe i could sleep in the water

oh by the way 0 WIERD AL RULES ALL!!!!

now I wanna sing some wierd Al:


As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitave as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise

[Watagashi]

*pauses from re-cleaning the base* HIPPOS! You're back!!!!!! :D :D YAY!!!!!!!! *throws creampuff at him* Where have you been?!?! :mad: j/k :p Oh yeah, thanks for the pics! Well, I'm gonna take over the Oxy-Clean factories so that I can use some more to clean up this base again... *glares evilly at Patrick Star* Er.... Fwoosh! *gets in Creampuff O and heads off to get more Oxy-Clean* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Parallax]

Silence! I must have silence to think! I must have silence to think about my evil plan! I must have silence to think about my evil plan to take over the world! *twidles with fingers* Okay I am done thinking, but first I must say this: No n00bs can join without my approval! There I'm am finished. Or am I!? Okay I'm reall am finished now. *jumps in Creampuff O and flies off*

[Watermelon]

Guys...we can't be worring about silence now!Michal Jackson is going to take ovwe! We only have a few days until our doom!

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin' like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We're already packed in like sardines,
But we're stoppin' to pick up more.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs.
There's an elbow in my ear.
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.
Hasn't showered in a year.
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens.
I think my wallet's gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin' again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

Another one rides the bus--ah.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin' blue.
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn't get to the door.
There isn't any room for me to breathe.
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

[Parallax]

No, not Michal Jackson! *shoots MJ* :p Oh and I forgot to tell ya'll. It seems there's any army after me. Isn't it funny? :D

[Singin' Stray Cat]

(gives 0 a Level Up for singing a Weird Al song)

And no, I don't give that one out more than once. Though I do have other power-ups for sale...

(opens up an Item Store with a big cat statue out front)

I accept rupees, gil, munny, credit cards, spacebucks, and of course, good ol' cash.

[silverelement]

Originally posted by Watagashi
Hey, princeofallsaiyans! Sure, you can have a country! :D I think we've only conquered Italy or something, so far, so.... yeah. :p



What about me? ...I wanna conquer something...

[Watagashi]

*flies back in Creampuff O carrying a whole truckload of Oxy-Clean* Ooh, power-ups! :D *runs over and starts digging in pockets for some money* Okie, I don't have any gil, munny, rupees, spacbucks, or anything like that, but I do have some golden creampuffs, a GameCube, and some uh.... Oxy-Clean. -_-Would that work?? :confused: :p

*turns to silverelement* Yeah, you can conquer something. Just pick whichever country you want and take it over. ^_^ And, er..... Fwoosh!

[silverelement]

Originally posted by Watagashi

*turns to silverelement* Yeah, you can conquer something. Just pick whichever country you want and take it over. ^_^ And, er..... Fwoosh!

cool! I wanna conquer.... france... no... australia!... hmm... maybe... maybe I should just stick with france...

...decisions, decisions...

*jumps into a flying creampuff*
***SSCCHHWWOOOOOPPP***

[Parallax]

Hey SSC, do you have like a Sword of Omens or something? I'll need it when the Ninjas attack our base. :p:D

[jeffrey 228]

Did you try using your own Will power or somthing to beat out the monsters or Demeons, because I know that would be good and all.

[The Detective]

Not that I have the faintest idea what is going on, but can I play?

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by The DarkKnight
Not that I have the faintest idea what is going on, but can I play?

Sure! We need more people!

*Meanwhile, at 0's house...*

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes
Oh my

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

The president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock
There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anayway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racquet they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars

Ahhhh..Weird Al Yankovick!

*Picks up issue of The National Enquier*

Hmmmm...according to this, a gaint radioactive creampuff is about to land on the earth...ooooooo...a rabid monkey is going to be living in Watagashi's back yard!

Hmmmm...anything else?

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less,
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.
I was only passin' by,
But a paper caught my eye,
And I learned a few things I never knew before.
It said, "Your pet may be an extraterrestrial."
It said, "The ghost of Elvis is living in my den.
You can learn to cope with stress,
And you can beat the IRS,
And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again!"

Oh, Midnight Star!
It's in the weekly Midnight Star.
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car.
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know.

Eat jelly doughnuts and lose twenty pounds a day.
Hear the story of the man born without a head.
And top psychics all agree
That the telephone company
Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead.

Oh, Midnight Star!
You can believe it if you read it in the weekly Midnight Star.
They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar.
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know.

(Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bust line grow.)
Midnight Star, I wanna know...

Oh, Midnight Star!
Well, don'tcha know that I read it, I read it in the weekly Midnight Star.
The UFO's have landed and we'll tell you where they are.
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know,
Midnight Star.

Well, you can read all about it in the weekly Midnight Star.
You can use your ESP to learn to play guitar.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
Inquiring minds like mine wanna know...
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.

*Turns off Radio*

*Suddenly, giant Creampuff makes 0 pass out, and Rabid Monkey runs around his room*

NEXT: THE DOOMING

[The Detective]

Okay, what exactly do I do? Take something over?

[silverelement]

Originally posted by The DarkKnight
Okay, what exactly do I do? Take something over?


*flies back in creampuff*
*takes out a duck ( :confused: ), duct tape, wood and nails*

Okay, now we build a base in Australia...

Oh yeah....we need a hammer...
Can someone go get one?

[Parallax]

Hey 0, would you mind stop singing Weird Al before I have to kill someone? Thanks.

[hippos666]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
Hey 0, would you mind stop singing Weird Al before I have to kill someone? Thanks.

0 dun mind him wierd al rules.. anyway silver
you got the ducks and stuff.. I NEED A HAMMER TOO!! i wanna build a base in austarila so we can take over the kangaroos...
hey wat you wanna go take over the kangaroos so we can throw creampuffs at em?
sounds like fun*runs over to silver w/ a picture of some ducks*
Silver go get them
*starts laughing like a mad man thinking of throwing creampuffs at kangaroos*
Well whos w/ me?? lets go have some fun *gets in YFO(yummy flying object)* wheeeeeee

By the way its hippos316

[silverelement]

Originally posted by hippos666
0 dun mind him wierd al rules.. anyway silver
you got the ducks and stuff.. I NEED A HAMMER TOO!! i wanna build a base in austarila so we can take over the kangaroos...
hey wat you wanna go take over the kangaroos so we can throw creampuffs at em?
sounds like fun*runs over to silver w/ a picture of some ducks*
Silver go get them
*starts laughing like a mad man thinking of throwing creampuffs at kangaroos*
Well whos w/ me?? lets go have some fun *gets in YFO(yummy flying object)* wheeeeeee

I got ducks, picked up some hammers, duct tape, and wood.

*banging of hammer against nails*

OWWW! My Thumb!

[The Detective]

Well thanks for answering my question. O another note, I am going to take over a coutry and give it to the person that brings me the hide of Kangaroo Jack!

[hippos666]

Originally posted by The DarkKnight
Well thanks for answering my question. O another note, I am going to take over a coutry and give it to the person that brings me the hide of Kangaroo Jack!

Ok Guys lets take over australia...... i made the base.. o the ducks were to practice your aim with the creampuffs... so lets practice while i go look for a kangaroo named jack... o by the way darkinght can i get a gallon of cookies AND a country??????!! maybe some milk too.....
*2 days later*
DARK!!! does your kangaroo wear a red jacket?!?!
*drags in a kangaroo wearing a red sweatshirt jacket*

[silverelement]

Originally posted by hippos666
Ok Guys lets take over australia...... i made the base.. o the ducks were to practice your aim with the creampuffs... so lets practice while i go look for a kangaroo named jack... o by the way darkinght what is the reward for catchin it?? can i get a gallon of cookies?????!! maybe some milk too.....
*2 days later*
DARK!!! does your kangaroo wear a red jacket?!?!
*drags in a kangaroo wearing a red sweatshirt jacket*

*throw the last of the creampuffs at the ducks*

You're back! Hooray!
We need more creampuffs....

*Jumps in YFO to go find a creampuff factory*

[Watagashi]

You need more creampuffs?? You mean you used them ALL?!?!?!?! :eek: *sigh* Oh, well. Hold on. *turns around and yells out* SPAM! Oh, wait. Er, CREAMPUFFS! *Creampuff O comes in, carrying another truckload of creampuffs*

In the meantime, I'm gonna conquer something. :p Fwoosh! *flies off*

[Parallax]

Well I guess I'm off to conquer Austraillia! Oh, and remember: Spam Is Not Needed In The TOTW Thread. Thank you. :)

[silverelement]

*zooms back on YFO*

I couldn't find any creampuff factories! No fair!
At least watagashi picked some up!

I'm off to conquer some more stuff....

*zooms away*

[The Detective]

Yo! Signing Stray Cat! I need some power ups so I can conquer and coutry to give to this fine poster that has Kangaroo Jack! I'fe got tons of rupees!

[Parallax]

Well I guess Australia is farther away then I thought. Oh well. *pops in Invader Zim tape* No, not a moose! Hey that gives me a idea.

[jeffrey 228]

And what would that idea be, I just hope it won't be a knuckle sandwich.

[hippos666]

Originally posted by jeffrey 228
And what would that idea be, I just hope it won't be a knuckle sandwich.

Hey Moose that gives me an idea too.... we go over to iceland, get some clowns, a few barrels, and a moose, AND START A RODEO WHERE THEY HAVE TO PAY CREAMPUFFS!!

[The Detective]

Someone stole all my rupees! *grins an evil grin* Oh well, I'll get my army of highly trained ninjas and hop in my jet. *zooms off*

BTW hippos666 what coutry do you want? I'm baking the cookies right now.

[Parallax]

I'm going to throw the Earth into a wormhole! In the wormhole you will find:


http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/arwam/arwam31.jpg

A Room With A Moose!

[hippos666]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
I'm going to throw the Earth into a wormhole! In the wormhole you will find:


http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/arwam/arwam31.jpg

A Room With A Moose!

I WANT ICELAND SO I CAN DO THE MOOSE THING!!!!

oops gotta go watch invader zim
*flys away*
*half an hour later*

I'mmmmm back

guess what!!!!

I SAW A SQUIRREL!! IT WAS DOIN LIKE THIS

http://midwest.fws.gov/marktwain/Images/animals/squirrel.JPG

[Parallax]

MuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhavMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuw uhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaM uwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuh aMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaMuwuhaaaaa...

Okay I'm done laughing. Oh so you don't think I'm serious? *presses button* Now Earth will be in the Room With A Moose and it will be destroyed!

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...

[silverelement]

Does that mean we will first have to take over the room with the moose...?

Or maybe we will just have to take over the world inside the moose..or maybe we can ride the moose out of the room with a moose..but then it won't be a room with a moose, it will just be a room...

I'm all confused...any ideas?

[hippos666]

Originally posted by silverelement
Does that mean we will first have to take over the room with the moose...?

Or maybe we will just have to take over the world inside the moose..or maybe we can ride the moose out of the room with a moose..but then it won't be a room with a moose, it will just be a room...

I'm all confused...any ideas?

Yea I have an idea..... we bring some peanuts for the moose to eat.. mooses like peanuts right??? guys ummm AHHHH FEAR THE SQUEAKY MOOSE GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!

http://yourmom.dhs.org/zim/New_Room_With_A_Moose_Banner_1x1.jpg

guys its STUCK on my head wat,dark knight??? anyone I NEED SOME PEANUTS TO GET THIS DARN MOOSE OFF OF MY HEAD!!!! AHHH THE INFERNAL SQUEAKING OF THE MOOSE IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!!!

http://www.megaheart.com/images/creampuff.gif

[Colin]

*uses Godly powers and interjects*

For the last time, I remind all those involved in this game that this board has a rule which requires ALL POSTERS to wait four replies before replying to a thread again. If this rule can not be followed, expect this game to be closed down permanently. Thank you.

[edit] I don't require responses to this post, I require compliance. Any response made directly to this one will be removed.

[Depth Charge]

~~~
on a side note, not a response to Colin's last post... think of Holy Grail fellow adventurers.

ARTHUR: Sorry.
GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. What are you doing now?!
ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.
GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!

I dunno, every time i see a big face in the sky I just try to immortalize it by comparing the thing to Monty Python.. natural reaction. Which is meant as a compliment, in my book that is.
~~~~

Soooo, SSC has a shop now? Good, cause I am looking for buying a solution. The problem: Sometimes my roommate just makes these smells. I have no idea what it comes from, but whenever he enters the room, this lil wiff just hits me. It is enough for my fingers to get on the wrong keys and completely mess up some IM conversations. I then go into a sort of scared fixation about all of this who ha! I've tried air fresheners... they work wonders! I mean, my room smells like yummy lemon now! And the snuggle fabric softeners strategically hidden do absorb the odor. I think everything will be ok.. so I could really really use a hug. How much do you charge for a hug SSC?


Another thing. I bought this action figure of Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion anime. And I really feel sorry for the character... so I like to sleep with it. The toy has 3 heads to choose from, and you can switch them. One of the heads has her eyes closed. SOoooo, before I go to bed, I like to put that head on, and put her next to me on the pillow. I give her a kiss goodnight and turn off the light. Nothing wrong there right? Well, what if one morning your mummsie comes into the room.. and talks to you.. tries to get you up. When you wake up (after she's gone) you notice good ol Rei right there in plain sight on the pillow. How do I explain this to mom? What is she thinking? I’m nervous... I don’t' want her to think that I’m some sort of freak who sleeps with action figures. Though, I do have this stuffed animal. It is a poison arrow dart frog, all green and cool looking. Nothing wrong with that right? Sooo, I think I’m going to just sit down with her and make sure she understands my intentions, that I am just doing that cause I feel sorry for the character... nothing else... What do I mean by something else? Well, what if she thinks that I am going nuts, like "The dolls talk to me" stuff..... <.<... >.>

Hey SSC, I like this shop of yours.. running any sales? I know the DVD store likes my business. Whenever I go in, they direct me to the anime section... how nice of them ^_^ In fact, I do have experience as a sales associate. Could I have a part time job working with ya? How about good ol' Jack? My buddy. He work with you. I would love to work along side Jack. We have sooo much fun together. *rolls up sleeve showing a sailor tattoo* We both got these that time we had too much catnip, and started to get hyper *twitches kitty ears* Yeah, I have kitty ears now. Wonder when that happened?

Well, not sure what's going on in the story. I see some new faces I think. Wat or someone, could you fill me in on the noobs... hehe, noobs. Ph33r m3 n00bs.

[Watagashi]

Wait. *comes up to DC and wiggles ears to see if they're real* Whoa, cool! ^_^ Anyway, silverelement and the Dark Knight have just joined the thread and hippos has returned as well and they're fighting against a squeaky moose thingy and.... that's about it. :p I don't know. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Parallax]

Hey what about me!? I seemed to have launched Earth into a wormhole but it's fine now. I also have compiled a list of country's we rule:


Italy


So I think we need to go to work. :D

[The Detective]

What? Hippos666 got banned? HE has Kangaroo Jack! OH well now I don't have to give him a country! Mewhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
*Flies off with army of ninjas*

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Wow...this thread is going along great. :rolleyes: You know, a while back we actually had missions and actually did stuff...like conquer countries, and the sleepovers...gosh, those were good times...and the Trial of Jack...hey, we never finished that!!! Did somebody remember to feed him? :eek: :eek: :eek: Oh wait...he escaped several episodes ago...I say we search the whole of TZ and find him!!! Bring him to justice for the crimes against the World Dominators and the pain and suffering he caused! I say we...

TICKLE HIM!!!
<dramatic chord>
:eek: :eek: :eek:
<grabs giant feather>
I'm goin out after him. If I'm not back by sunset...my stocks are in my underwear drawer. Sell them, and donate the money to Instant Justice (tm).
<jumps on motorcycle, rides away>

[Sango]

Howdy y'all! Depth Charge invited me to post something in this thread...Ummm...Well, I'm not too sure what to say, but if y'all are still looking for something to take over my state of West Virginia has a bunch of people who could be useful as slaves. :D Thought I'd mention that in case anyone was interested....

[Depth Charge]

*While continuing his random jargon in SSC's shop, DC turns his head and looks out the window.. and stops dead in his tracks*

That is how I got this tattoo of Ed on my........

.........

......oh my stars! :eek:

*He throws himself against the window. His face has the look of sheer amazement. Was this a ghost? Was this a 3 headed man? Was this a free money stand? NO! Then what has captured him?*


http://shippou.net/sango/images/anime/sango_profile1.jpg


*his eyes turn into hearts, spark glows bright, and puts his folded hands to his face*

OH my heavens... *starts to float in the air* Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous. An angel! *sighs* I must, i must, I must meet her!!!!! OMg omg omg, *runs around in circles* what to do what to do what to do. Gotta think Lupin. What would Lupin do?

*thinks and paces* I got it. *buys flowers from SSC* Ok, i have roses... I hope these work.

*DC runs out the door and crosses the street to get to his new love, but, unfortunately, falls in a open sewer. Comes out smelling horrible and with his roses completely ruined. He looks around, but she is gone.* Darnit! This is going to be harder than it looks. Better phone Wat and the gang, looks like i'm on another mission. A personal mission! And DS, where the heck is he. He seems to be lucky with the ladies... hmmmm

~~~~~
and so another lil adventure takes place... hehehehehhe

[Allen's Nickname.]

*Draws the t00b of d00m from his...t00b buckle.*

I'm here to help Depth. The woman of your dreams will be yours.

But, untill then, I'd just like to say a quick sentance.

Women are 3vil, soul and money sucking leaches.

*Uses the t00b of d00m to destroy a deamon in one foul swoop.*

Now, about your woman. We need to think. Where do women hang out....

I've got it...THE KITCHEN! Making me a pie! *Hit by a woman-thrown brick.* Ow....or not.

Well....maybe...we could ask a girl.

[Watagashi]

*looks up and looks around* Hm? What? :confused: You've found Sango and you're trying to impress her? Okie, I'll help. ^_^

Basically, just find something in common with her... Like, throw a big boomerang or something! :harley:

Ooh! Or you could get her little brother back! ^_^ That'll definitely help her out a lot! Yeah!

I don't know. :p

[Spastic Minnow]

El Pescadito Epstastico has arrived!!

Enter the the dense cloud forests of Costa Rica at your own risk.

I will dance on your tile on and laugh derisively at your roommates cousin. I will drink your patented carbonated cocoa beverage and sing songs of John Denver. I will stop at nothing in my battle against household fungus.

[Parallax]

Well lookie here now we even have Sango in our Ultimate Thread of Doom! I guess that proves my theory correct, let's see, Kiyone, Big O, and Sango. Well that must mean we are in an Anime Universe! Now, off to find to find Gigantor and capture him and soon I will have all the mecha in the world!


Gotta catch 'em all! (Mechas That Is!) *gets into Creampuff O and flies off* :D

[Depth Charge]

My goal, the love of Sango. My problem, impressing her. My solution, finding things in common and becoming skilled in those areas....

Test 1: Throwing a large boomerang. For this, I went to Australia to learn from the pro's.

Results: Besides for barely being able to lift the boomerang above my shoulders, I made an ok attempt. First try, I forgot to let go of the boomerang. Wow that was fun. Second try, I spun the boomerang around and around and around until enough momentum had built up... then I released. It's a darn good thing Spaz had his t00b nearby. He would be fantastic as a jedi, great blocking skills. Third try, I actually launched it correctly, but b/c of my miss in catching it, the boomerang went into (what I would like to call) Eva Berserker Mode. That poor observational tower never knew what hit it. I decided there that boomerangs and mantarays do not mix, so on to my next big thing.


Test 2: Miroku assimilation. It has been my prediction that Miroku and Sangie will hook up in the series... and with that idea, I needed a wind tunnel in my right hand. So I went back to the lab and had my team bounce with that idea. The results..

Results: The closest thing we could come up with was MagnaAngemon's Gate of Destiny thing. This is a large vacuum that sucks evil things into it, like a wind tunnel, but will not eventually consume me. So the fusing process began. First thing, I had to remover the Adam embryo thing out and put in the gate. We gave Adam to some kid... think his name was Kaworu Nagisa or something. With the controlled gate successfully in my hand, testing began. On test one, i was just to vacuum the carpet, it was rather dirty. Success. Next trial was sucking tennis balls as they were shot at me. This was to make sure I could open and close the gate at will. Success. Next was suck up a pile of bricks. I managed to do it, but closed the gate a lil premature. *points to bruise on forehead* Still hurts. Next trials included combat, and everything was fine until a twig got jammed in the lil door hatches... needless to say, the lab needs some new furniture, walls, computers, people, more walls, things, well, just stuff. But still a success! ^o^~! Also, took a break, and accidently opened the gate... lets' just say the leaning tower of pisa is no longer leaning!


Test 3: Becoming all enlightened monk like.

Results: Still a lil embarrassed by this. But I was thrown out by the monks, they said that I had desecrated the holy temple. I say, "Anything goes during nudie hour"


Test 4: Charm

Results: After watching my Lupin III dvd about 6 times, I tried my charm and pickup lines with the girls. Wat smacked me a few times, BSB ran away, and Dark Spider just shook his head and screamed at me. Dunno why DS reacted that way, I mean jeese, everybody hits on DS. You think he would just be used to it by now.


Test 5: Other

Results: Just hung at the docks with my good buddy Jack (you know, that crazy moderator). We talked about dating and how things are today. Just a nice time with him. We bounced some ideas around, and got into some bar fights. Then we went clubbing, and reviewed some spy tapes of Sango out and about. We studied some things and techniques. Then we bragged about our kitties for an hour >'.'<


Test 6: Setting the trap/date

Result: Well here it is, where I stop. Everything should be set. With the combined efforts of the Spaz, SSgogeta, Wat, BSB, Jack, DS & Key1 (sp?). Everything is ready... first thing, Sango is going to be going to her favorite book store, there Wat will give her a book with an address on the inside cover. When she goes to that address near the park, Spaz will be there, he will try to rob sangie, and I'll just magically appear and fight him. Spaz will fake a defeat, and I will vanish all mysterious-like. BSB (dressed as a Iwon.com Prize patrol) will greet Sango and give her directions to the docks, where there is a prize waiting for her. There, SS will try to rob her... upon that, I magically appear again, save the day, bla bla bla.....

From that point, DS and Keyoniey will be following Sango's movements, and will radio me where she is going. Kind of like the first episode of Bewitched, I will just make "random" run-intos with her. Then, I will invite her to dinner...


I think it will work, I just hope nothing crazy happens during the day. Heh heh heh. Oh my, gotta get my gear ready. Wish my luck!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


originally found on a posty note on the floor next to DC's computer

Note to self: don't forget to ask 0, Patrick Star, The DarkKnight, jeffrey 228, Spastic Minnow, and the mods if they can help follow Sango from a distance, and radio in when she arrives place to place. Also, somebody has to drive the supply truck. And for the grand finale at the top of the building, I need someone to organize the floral/catering arrangements. hehe >.O

[Watagashi]

Hey great plan, DC! :D Well, I'm off to the bookstore, then! *gets in Creampuff O and lands in front of the bookstore just as Sango comes out. Jumps out of Creampuff O and yells out* Hey Sango, wait! I have a message for you!

Sango: *turns around* What is it?

*runs up* Well, it's uh...... *starts digging in pockets. Remembers that I forgot to take the book* ..... Er.... Oh, cake. >_< Hold on. *runs back into Creampuff O and heads back to the base. Runs into base, takes the book from DC's hands, gets back into Creampuff O and rushes back to book store. Climbs out*

Okie dokie, here it- *sees that no one's there* CAKE! *climbs back in Creampuff O and takes off again, looking for where she is. After fifteen minutes or so, I find her watching Kagome and Inuyasha fighting over something about banana smoothies. I climb out again and run over to her* HEY! Sango!

Sango: *turns back around* Oh, it's you again. What-

*hands her the book* There's an address inside. Go to it. :knd1:

Sango: *stares at it confusingly* Wait, what is-

Just go to it.

Sango: But why-

Don't worry about it. You'll find out when you get there. -_- Oh, yeah... *turns to Inuyasha and takes out a pencil and paper* Can I have your autograph? :D

Inuyasha: What?!?!

Miroku: *walking into the scene* How come he gets to be the one to sign the autographs, but not us??

*takes paper after Inuyasha signs it* Thank you! ^_^ I'll get the rest of the autographs later, but I gotta go! See ya! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *jumps back in CO and flies off*

Sango: ..... That was strange. *looks in the book and finds the address and starts thinking* <Well, I guess I might as well go ahead and check it out...>

Okie dokie, I'm done. ^o^ Good luck, DC! Fwoosh!: :harley:

[Allen's Nickname.]

Sigh.

I should really stop letting Depth Charge get me involved in his...thing...for anime (Cough*underage*Cough.) girls.

*Peers down the street.* Ah. Madame Sango approaches. *Spaz unleashes the t00b of d00m and dives at Sango.*

*Aw crap. I forgot what I was gonna say....*





Uh.....





MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!


*Sango smacks me with her boomerang.**I fly back.*

Pfftt. Weak. I'll hold back and have some fun untill Depth comes.

*Dives at Sango with the t00b.**She swings with her boomerang, but I block with my fists.*

Heh heh...that all you got boomerchick?

*I pound Sango in the face with the t00b.**She flies back.**Next thing you know, her boomerang is in my gut.*

Owowowowowowowowow......*I bound Sango in the face with the t00b.**Her nose bleeds, but she dosn't seem hurt.**I Jump back*

This is no longer about that...Charge fellow. I MUST DESTROY SANGO! FOR THE PRIDE OF THE T00B WARRIORS!

*Sango throws her boomerang.**I dodge. Easy.**I preform the good old' 9-4=6 manuver with the t00b.**Sango flies into a pile of boxes.**I go near her.*

I guess this is the end San-

*Boomerang flies back and ghets wedged into my skull.*

Well, I guess I'm dead.









Again.

[jeffrey 228]

Well that is what you get for double crossing someone.

:: Wonders if I can learn this from Sango sometime ::

Well I guess I'll wait.

[Parallax]

Well look's like Spaz failed. And is dead. Might as well wait for Sango to come to dock. *flies to dock* Well, I'm bored. Well I don't want to die of boomerang so I guess I should prepare. *gets out Boomerang of Justice* I'm ready for Sango, man! Brang her on! *sits down* Wow, it's getting kinda cold out here. *starts fire and burns up dock* Wait wasn't DC 'boust to save Sango from Spaz, not Spaz from Sango? Guess it doesn't matter now that Spaz is dead, again. *teleports back to base* I need Big O! *unfuses Creampuff O into Creampuff and Big O*



BIG O!

Time to take over the world! :tom: Toonami style! :tom:

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Well, the plan isn't going exactly as planned, but I guess it's close enough...

*Finishes pasting "Iwon.com" logo on my van*
All righty then...

*drives up to Sango, running over Spaz in the process*

Me: Sorry Spaz. Ahem, are you Sango?
Sango: Ummm...yes.
Me:Congratulations! You are a winner!

*music begins playing, streamers and balloons appear out of nowhere, cameramen pop out the back of the van*

Me: You are the big winner! In order to claim your prize, you have to follow these instructions! *hands Sango a paper*
Sango: "Go to the docks." Wow.
Me: You have to check in by noon! Good luck!

*everyone climbs back into the van, drives off*

Sango: Ok, then. I guess I'll...go to the docks then. I wonder what I won?

*Sango sets off for the docks. In the shadows, DC watches...and waits*

[Depth Charge]

Oh my sweet jeebus!

*and from here, it is a mad rush to get dressed, do hair, get dressed again and put underwear on inside of pants. OH, speaking of pants, DC is sporting a nice pair of Dockers Mobile. Complete with pleats, side pockets, and extra hidden pocket on right side. Very classy indeed for the young executive on the run. After leaving the apartment, DC rushes over to the local flower shop for some red roses*

Cashier: "That'll be $80 sugah."
*blank stare*
Cashier: O.o~?
Oh, I don't have any money

*After buying the roses (somehow :rolleyes: ) DC goes to the local bagel shop for some breakfast. Has a blueberry bagel and some OJ.*

Hmmm, haven't heard anything lately, hope everything is going according to plan. *checks mission plan* Oh this is cute *checks watch* Even better. So I'm late, greeeaaat. *turns on radio* DS, good buddie ol chum, what's the good word?

DS: "You are such an idiot"
What do you mean? *gets filled in on what's happed* Well dear god man, why didn't you wake me up.. oh you did.... twice. You know what I say, BLAME IT ON RIO! [Sealab2021 credits roll]

*DC rushes out the cafe in a hurry. Turns the corner and jumps into a supply truck* Driver, take me to these coordinates...

>Mantasignal flashes with sound Da Nanananana NA<

Where are we? A what shop? Sicko! *smack*

>Mantasignal flashes with sound<

*DC investigates the scene, notices blood, and sends out Forensic Droids.*


Forensic Droid Investigation Results:

Blood matches 2 people, Sango and Spaz. Light amounts of Sango, and heavy amounts of Spaz. The body has been identified as Spaz, and is being shipped to Med Lab 3 for reconstruction and enhancement. Body status, still alive but in stasis lock. Also, markings on ground and buildings indicate a fierce battle between t00b and large boomerang.*radios in to DS, hears Kiyonieie screaming about finding an invitation to DS and Wat wedding* (poor guy) DS, get Jeffrey or 0 or someone to intercept Sango and give her some medical supplies...

Awwww, that’s my hot sangie, god she's amazing.. I want her! But she's injured!!!! It's a shame Spaz sorta over did it back there, but then again, I should have jumped in. My bad! But she's in grave danger, the trap at the docks... Creampuff O..... my pie! Holy crap!

*runs back into supply truck* Go Go Gadget Speed Boat thing. *Lupin the III music plays as the supply truck goes into water and turns into speed boat* Driver, we must hurry and get to the downtown docks! You know, the place where the sale on Kalamari is. >.O Better put on disguise so I blend in. *Puts on Donkey Kong disguise*

Hang on Sangie, baby-cakes, I'm coming for you!!!!!

[ZorBrak]

Okie, Wat and DC have convinced me to join in this thread of insanity...so if I'm taking over the world I better start with....the hostage box! it's mine I claim it! and eveyrone stay away from my damn Lay-Z-Boy chair! ::throws creampuffs at everyone::

[jeffrey 228]

Well Better hope Sango does not find out about this or you are a dead duck ZorBrack.

[Parallax]

Now, for my stage of the plan. *sees Sango coming to Dock* I better hide. *hides*

Sango: Is anybody here?

Yeah, me! Big O! *Big O appears from the water* Fight me! So Sango you think that giant boomerang of yours is going to stop me!?

Sango: No, but he will. *points to Inu-Yasha*

Oh, crap. Wait what am I worried about? *swaps Inu-Ysaha into ground and DC arrives*

DC: Stop their you hinderous fool!

Oh no! I have been defeated! *falls dwon and crushes half of the city, then goes to other half of city and falls on it destroying it* :p

[The Detective]

That's right I'm still on Kangaroo Jack's trail. I'm in my jet. There he is! Man the missiles! FIre the torpedoes! Shoot the machine guns!

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

*adjusts kangaroo hide on wall*

[ThorMX624]

Hey DarkKnight, I got Kangaroo Jack off that hippos guy. I got a good deal too. Here ya go!

[jeffrey 228]

:: Stands at the corner waiting for somthing to happen ::

Well This may become a bloody fight and I hope that there is a demeon in that person who is going to fight Sango.

[Allen's Nickname.]

5 post rule Jeffrey...delete one or the other....now....

NOW...Back to the plot....

*Spaz wakes up in a feild of grass. He sits up, a little dazed.**Everything seems out of focus.**But Spaz sees an amazing sight through his blurryness.**A mass of....godliness.**His vision comes back and he sees it...

http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/mrt-4-prez.jpg

*The legendary demi-god, Mr. T.**Spaz drops to his knees in respect.*

Spaz: Great Mr. T! Teach me of your amazing power!

*Mr. T places his hand on Spaz's head.*

T: You will be one of the three.

Spaz: The three?

T: The three to save....THE WORLD! I shall teach you everything I know.

Spaz:.....could you say I pitty the fool?

T:....no.

Spaz: Pleeeeeeease?

T:.....allright.

Spaz: Yes.....

*T clears his throat.*

I PITTY THE FOOL!

*Spaz feels the power of the phrase.*

Spaz: I shall train my hardest...for you, T!

[Spastic Minnow]

Ha-HAH!

http://www.wangazine.it/rec/VR_alexander2.jpg

Alexander will dispatch you all, with a mix of strategic mastery and homoeroticism.

Alexander: What's wrong MR. T? Does my lack of pants disturb you?

Mr. T: I... I feel kinda funny

Alexander: Tell me, Do you like gladiator movies?

Mr. T: I think you'd better just stay over there.

Alexander: Have you ever been to a Turkish Prison?

Mr. T: Now, you just slow down there.

Alexander: If there's one thing I desire, it's speed.

Mr. T: AAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
(Mr. T runs away)

[Disturbed763]

ok guys, I'm new here and all I want is, whoa, powerpuff girl! :bcup: cool!! anyway, back to what I was saying, I wanna help take over the world, can I pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssseeeeee help? :D

[ThorMX624]

Hey, Disturbed, you got my approval.... anyway... I guess I need someone else's..... approve anyone?

[The Detective]

You have my approval.

Man I really need to post something on this thread.

[Parallax]

*sighs* If anyone is interested I'm starting a TOTW website. Anybody want to help?

Also, I think I have all the mechas I need now. Yay! Oh, and off I go to find Kagome! ;) She must be here somewhere! Hey, maybe Sango knows! *waits for DC to rescue Sango*

Oh, and ZorBrak, we all ready have a hostage box, except its called the box. All though it's been destroyed I'm working on a better, eviler version. But don't tell Wat! 'Cause she'll go and destroy it! :D

[ThorMX624]

Yeah, that'd be cool to start a web site. Can I help with it?

[Watagashi]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
*sighs* If anyone is interested I'm starting a TOTW website. Anybody want to help?

Also, I think I have all the mechas I need now. Yay! Oh, and off I go to find Kagome! ;) She must be here somewhere! Hey, maybe Sango knows! *waits for DC to rescue Sango*

Oh, and ZorBrak, we all ready have a hostage box, except its called the box. All though it's been destroyed I'm working on a better, eviler version. But don't tell Wat! 'Cause she'll go and destroy it! :D

A TOTW website?? Cool! :D I'd like to help out too, if I can...

There's..... another...... BOX?!?!?!?!?! :eek: o_O ......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away screaming insanely and runs into a wall* Ow. >_< *falls down unconscious*

[ProdigyCube]

Anybody want a peanut?

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Originally posted by ssjgogeta4
*sighs* If anyone is interested I'm starting a TOTW website. Anybody want to help?

Also, I think I have all the mechas I need now. Yay! Oh, and off I go to find Kagome! She must be here somewhere! Hey, maybe Sango knows! *waits for DC to rescue Sango*

Oh, and ZorBrak, we all ready have a hostage box, except its called the box. All though it's been destroyed I'm working on a better, eviler version. But don't tell Wat! 'Cause she'll go and destroy it!

Hey, that's cool! Next year, I'm taking an Internet programming language course, so we can have it be all fancy like, with little pink ribbons...gotta watch out for the secret service, they don't like it when people talk about world domination...but hey, This site (http://www.realultimatepower.net) is still up and running, and its pretty...yea, ok. :rolleyes: :p

Anyway, welcome to the thread, Disturbed! The goal is world domination...but, we never really do that, we kind of do the opposite...oh well. I think we need a reset of focus here...

<Looks nervously over shoulder, pegs Wat with a creampuff>
HAHA! F00D FIGHT! :D

[Parallax]

Well I suck at HTML so, I don't know. But I all ready have a space for it on my website. ;) Hey, you know what? If the website becomes popular maybe Hollywood will give us a movie deal or something. I allways imagined TOTW as a Trilogy. :p

[Disturbed763]

OK, I just have one question.......what's with the creampuffs? I mean I like creampuffs and all, but why is it that every second that goes by, someone hurls a creampuff at somone else, or a moose

[ThorMX624]

I think TOTW died... this is bad...

[Watagashi]

NOOOOOOOOOO! Taking Over the World MUST live! :eek: We gotta start conquering some countries or something.... I don't know... >_>

Er.... *throws a creampuff at BSB and holds a peace sign* V!!! :D

[SlyBoy]

I know! We'll put someone in a Barney costume and we'll take over the world that way!!! :D

[Parallax]

Yeah! Let's take over stuff! TOTW will never die! BOO-YAH!

[ThorMX624]

Yeah! It lives! TOTW lives!

So what country ya wanna conquer?

[SlyBoy]

But what about MY ingenious plan?! :confused:

[ThorMX624]

Who are we gonna put in a barney constume?

Maybe we could put barney in a barney constume... yech... barney... evil...

...yech!

Maybe... no wait... oh well...

*continues doing things that were previously being done before I started this*































hehe...




*throws creampuff*

[Alaskanbullworm]

Vive le TOTW!

People might be able to see right through our wicked disguise of Barneyness. Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years. AH HA! We'll bring in Triumph the insult comic dog to make fun of world leaders and make them feel sorry for themselves. And when they are feeling low, WE TAKE CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lucky Bob]

Who killed TOTW? I killed TOTW! With my bow and arrow, too!

[Parallax]

*hits luckybob with a golf club* Guess your not lucky now, huh? I wonder how that Sango thing is going? Think it'd be over by now. Hey what do I have this sudden urge to kill?

*runs into city*

[Lucky Bob]

*Picks up tennis ball serving machine*


Hey, you come back here! Nobody hits me with sports equipment and gets away with it! You apologize right now, or I'll splatter you with so many tennis balls, it'll alter the DNA of the Williams sisters!!

*Hears loud rumbling noise.*

Uh-oh....

[ThorMX624]

haha... luckybob, but what you didn't know... I was stashed inside the machine. Only to come out and run around like a raving idiot. ...

and then...

... *throws tennisballs at luckybob*

*runs away to go find ssjgogeta and possibly assist ssjgogeta in ssjgogeta 's sudden urge to kill*

[Lucky Bob]

Oooooh, I'm dying, the horrible pain! What a deuce of a pickle! He took advantage of me! I never had a chance to grow up, fall in love... I know I had a good 15, 30, no, 40 good years left! But it's too late to get my second serve in, so I guess this is...ThorMX624's wallet? WITH A MASTERCARD? Hmmmm....

[Parallax]

*hits luckybob with a tennis racket* Hahahahaha! Tennis balls don't scare me. *machine goes off* Ahh! Beam me up Scotty! What am I doing here? What's my name? I can't remember anything!

[Lucky Bob]

Goldfish: $5

Rubber Band: 10 cents

A pair of authentic Batman boxer shorts: $100. (Barb wouldn't budge on the price.)

Creating an amnesia ray out of said materials? Priceless.

There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's a stolen credit card!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I now have everyone in a state of amnesia. Unless you want to live with perpetual short-term memory loss, and perpetual short-term memory loss, and perpetual short-term memory loss, and perpetual short-term memory loss, you will hand the world over to me! After which, I will, hmmmm, what was I doing?

[Parallax]

Well luckybob I would but the only thing we've conquered is Italy and various GAP and Subway stores. BTW, you wouldn't happen to like a sub before you leave would you? *puts poison in Sub*

[Disturbed763]

ok...anyway, maybe its best that ssjgogeta4 stops trying to murder luckybob1985. We could probably get more done...now I want China. I also have a nuclear warhead in my pocket and I'm willing to trade it for.....ThorMX624. If anyone wants to take my offer, just notify me.

[SlyBoy]

I've found out who shall wear the Barney costume... Regis!!!! :D

[Parallax]

Originally posted by Disturbed763
ok...anyway, maybe its best that ssjgogeta4 stops trying to murder luckybob1985. We could probably get more done...now I want China. I also have a nuclear warhead in my pocket and I'm willing to trade it for.....ThorMX624. If anyone wants to take my offer, just notify me.

How dare you question my methods! *hits Disturbed with a hockey stick* Now call me your master! Muwhahahahaha! I'll get your wallet back ThorMX! *chases after luckybob*

[Lucky Bob]

Too late! I have used his credit card and have taken over AOL Time Warner! I'm the king of the world! Bwuahahahahahahahaha!

[ThorMX624]

*sneaks up behind luckybob*

Wooooooooooosh!

*grabs wallet*
*steals luckybobs wallet*
*pays credit card bill with luckybob's wallet*

mwahahaha!

[Parallax]

*steals ThorMX's wallet and takes over Microsoft*

HA! Now I'm King of the World!

[ThorMX624]

But... I still have mine...

huh?





ssjgogeta has luckybob's wallet!

...mwahahha!

Oh yeah... this thread is gettin pretty long. Shouldn't we make a new one?

Like... :

Taking Over The World: Rediscovered
Taking Over The World: III

ahh... doesn't matter...

[Stewie]

You blundering fools! Don't you know what has happened to everyone else (except for Lois) who has blocked in my path to world domination? Stand against me and face certain doom.

Don't make me destroy all the broccoli in the world. I'll do it! You know I will.

Join me now and when the time comes, your life may be spared. Hahahahaha.

[Parallax]

But... I still have mine...

huh?





ssjgogeta has luckybob's wallet!

...mwahahha!

Oh yeah... this thread is gettin pretty long. Shouldn't we make a new one?

Like... :

Taking Over The World: Rediscovered
Taking Over The World: III

ahh... doesn't matter...

I'll probaly start a new thread at about 25. Actually this about the 7 or 8th TOTW incarnation. I'll probaly call it The Revenge of the Return of Taking Over the World.

[Lucky Bob]

You blundering fools! Don't you know what has happened to everyone else (except for Lois) who has blocked in my path to world domination? Stand against me and face certain doom.

Don't make me destroy all the broccoli in the world. I'll do it! You know I will.

Join me now and when the time comes, your life may be spared. Hahahahaha.

As ruler of the island of Pottslyvania, I hereby declare that I don't like broccoli. I never liked it as a kid. Now that I'm ruler, I refuse to eat anymore broccoli.

SO, GO AHEAD, STEWIE-BABY! DO YOUR WORST!! AhAHAHAHAHAhahaHa!

[Parallax]

Hey look, the TOTW's website is up! The links on my siggy!

[ThorMX624]

yay! TOTW site!

[Dark Spider]

*Lurking through the shadows of this thread is the Dark Spider*

DS: Let's see...what kind of mischief shall I do. I know I'll have my coutnries France and....uh, what was the other one....I forgot. Anyway, I'll have France blow up some of SSGogeta's countries, and steal the resources out of Wat's countries. Yes, that's a very nice plan.....Muahahahahahah...cough..cough....hahaha.

*The Dark Spider goes quietly back into the shadows*

Oh I'm back by the way...did everybody miss me?

[Parallax]

*Lurking through the shadows of this thread is the Dark Spider*

DS: Let's see...what kind of mischief shall I do. I know I'll have my coutnries France and....uh, what was the other one....I forgot. Anyway, I'll have France blow up some of SSGogeta's countries, and steal the resources out of Wat's countries. Yes, that's a very nice plan.....Muahahahahahah...cough..cough....hahaha.

*The Dark Spider goes quietly back into the shadows*

Oh I'm back by the way...did everybody miss me?

No, not really.

*jumps on DS and starts to pund him with Hammer of Doom!tm for trying to do bad things...*

Oh, and DS we actually lost all our countries during The Trial. So hahahahahahahahaha!

[Hunter-Killer]

Well... this looks fun... i read the whole thing.... took a long time tho... hmm... what to use as a Vehicccleee... since i like cowboy bebop, i'll ride in ThorMx's swordfish2 with him!
heh... hehehe.... BWAHAHAH!! er... laugh laugh... *everyone stares at me* What!? I'm not doing anything suspicious! *hears random mumbles from people*
Oh... yea... the laughing... i'm umm.... Mentaly Insane! thats it! Meh! no Mr. T smilie!!!
*jumps in the swordfish 2 and flys off* Hahaha! oh... wait... they cant hear me... *opens hatch* BWAHAHAHAH!!!!
My random 3 dots are annoying... don't you think so? If so... then... i'm... just... gonna... do... this...! It's... fun...! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... AHH!! FOUR!! NO!!! wait...(lol) why dont i just go back and erase it... Ah who cares... im to lazy!

[ThorMX624]

ahhh... yes... it has been a long time since I have last been here... but oh well



*throws cupcakes*

[DianaGohan]

Yeah, about 4 months *reads title* Taking over the world eh? Ah what the heck. What's the world ever done for me? Give me a flame thrower and I can burn down Congress and show them how I run a two house system, because it's a ... lot diffrent.

[ThorMX624]

wait, nevermind, I see now

[Catlover]

Yeah, about 4 months *reads title* Taking over the world eh? Ah what the heck. What's the world ever done for me? Give me a flame thrower and I can burn down Congress and show them how I run a two house system, because it's a ... lot diffrent.

*dodges cupcakes*

I'll give you a flame thrower if you me, Blue Falcon, TJ Hopper, & Pabcool take over the universe.