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Brandon Pierce
11-11-2002, 04:36 PM
Guys, we are NOT safe! At least singers all over the globe are dissapearing. This singer-stealing monster has just singernapped Petula Clark, the best female British singer. While in England it's possible this monster will try to abduct Paul McCartney. While it was in America it DID gobble up a member of N*SYNC, although no one reall cared. Here's photo of this dreadful monster attacking Pet!
http://www.petulaclark.net/tv/66seriesx.jpg
We have to move fast! And destroy this singer-napping monster before it kills off all the great singers in the world! Then Britney Spears would be the only singer left and THAT would be Hell.
It's been stated that the singer hates Britney Spears, and just may not care for Eminem.
Watermelon
11-11-2002, 04:45 PM
Quick! Get an old shoe and a mini-van!
Brandon Pierce
11-11-2002, 08:23 PM
How would THAT help us?
Watermelon
11-11-2002, 08:45 PM
You'll see. :D
Brandon Pierce
11-11-2002, 10:58 PM
Um. Okay.
*gives 0 an old shoe and a mini-van*
Is anyone ELSE gonna help out? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR FAVORITE SINGERS NEED OUR HELP!!!
Lucky Bob
11-12-2002, 02:56 AM
I'll help by screaming and running away and being a dork! AAAAAHHHH!
Billy
11-12-2002, 06:12 AM
I'll work undercover.

Anyone got a cover and a pair of scissors?
Watermelon
11-12-2002, 06:47 AM
Thanks, Brandon! Let's see, I'll use this mini-van to drive around in, and I'll tie this sneakear to it, so our mini-van can RUN!























Or mabey it won't. Oh well. To the running mobile! :p
Brandon Pierce
11-12-2002, 06:50 PM
*drives around with 0 in the mini van*
Hey! Do you hear that! Sounds lke a bunc of singers! It's coming from THAT building over there!
Watermelon
11-12-2002, 07:03 PM
What, the white house?
Brandon Pierce
11-12-2002, 07:09 PM
OMG! THE PRESIDENT?! I KNEW HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD!