Batman/Superman Funny Quote #5

[James Harvey]

Here's the latest installment of the Batman/Superman funny quote! Remember to keep all of these PG level. I've noticed some have started to exceed that, and I will delete/edit some of them if I have to. Here's the pic:

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/aa_05.jpg

"I've got you now, Peter Pan!"

[redDragon]

"You want me to fight pikachu???"

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

CAPTION: A leprachaun tricked Batman into thinking there was a pot of gold....but after discovering there was none, the Caped Crusader decides it's time for a little payback...

[DR. BELCH]

BATMAN: Wait...why am I holding an enchanted sword and a deck of magic cards?
MAD HATTER: Sorry, my good man...but as of late I've cultivated a passion for Cardcaptor Sakura, and I thought it'd be droll to see you battle a rogue Clow Card or two. Please forgive me.

[Joker85]

Mad Hatter: ... And what was with Batman & Robin, man that was TERRIBLE! Was that really you? God That was bad.
Batman: Grrr, ... TOO... FAR... Must ... be ... ELIMINATED!!!

[The Mad Hatter]

Batman: I'll show that pretentious little quote machine a "vorpal blade"...

OR

Hatter: Oooh, he liked my "Barney" quote! I'm glad I branched out! "I love you..."

[joker]

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/aa_05.jpg


batman: rrrr matie, ye look like ye'd make a good shishkibob. wheres the rest of ye little friedns.

hatter: hmf, i wont tell you.

batman:i wont me shishcabob

hatter:my lips are sealed

batman: fine ill tourture ye with bad jokes, whats a pirates favorite food? rrrrrtichoke.

hatter:god no! i'll tell you where they are!

batman: now i get me shishcabob...........rrrrrr

[Tim Drake]

Mad Hatter: Your mother wears combat boots

Batman: I'll slice you in two

Mad Hatter: No! (Recoils in Horror)

[Manhunter]

Batman:"Magically delicious my *****!!!"

[oranthal]

is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

[Kal-el]

Hatter: "To be, or not to be..."
Batman: "It makes me sooo mad when Hatter starts quoting Shakespeare!"


Batman: "So my pants are split, big deal! It's not that funny!"

[Govan]

Hatter: Aaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa! And the Actor's Guild told me I was mad when I said that Prince of Thieves would work on stage! Well who's laughing now? Who's laughing now!??

Batman (with mind control card on his head): In the name of all that is sacred...

[Poison Carley]

"What is my hat that bad?" Hatter

Hmm hey its my first time! :p

[Plasma Wisp]

Batman: Ron popel got nothin on this baby!