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The Flash
10-29-2002, 11:22 PM
Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. If that’s not your idea of fun, read other people’s quotes.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.

ENJOY!

Click here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52537) for last week's quote.
Weatherman
10-30-2002, 12:05 AM
"Yep, he's dead"





"Is that supposed to be there?







"Hey, my watch!"
Lucky Bob
10-30-2002, 05:18 AM
Okay, guys. I'll drop back about 7 steps, you go up the middle, and I'll throw deep and outside. On 3!!!
James
10-30-2002, 07:26 AM
The addition of Tom Cruise to the cast was in the process of creating some severe neck problems for the ER crew...
czyznyck99
10-30-2002, 10:43 AM
"Do I really look that good naked...?"

Later.
Scatha_the_Worm
10-30-2002, 02:40 PM
"Wow, our ratings have really dropped this season."
Barb Gordon
10-30-2002, 03:07 PM
All right, who was the one that spelled out "Don't open till X-mas" when they sewed this guy up?

It seemed the new camera angle, designed to make the show more interesting, turned out to make people sick....not to mention finding short camera men was next to impossible to do...

~Barb
LazyReaper
10-30-2002, 06:28 PM
"Hey I just got here,... what are we looking at?" :p


-Aximlli-
TimTwoFace
10-31-2002, 04:13 PM
"Why'd that woman eat a baby?"

-Tim
Evil Dr. Reef
10-31-2002, 07:56 PM
"I am NOT going to perform CPR on that... thing."
Jedigreedo
10-31-2002, 08:29 PM
You have been weighed...
You have been measured...
You could've picked a better movie to parody!
Watermelon
11-01-2002, 08:00 AM
Brown guy: That's the biggest yellow monkey I've ever seen!
Outlander00
11-03-2002, 07:07 PM
"I think we attached it the wrong way, guys."

"Wow, I never knew it could be THAT big!"

"I am getting the last doughnut, and that is FINAL!"

"You think anyone would notice if we left him in the elevator?"

"I have tails"

"Okay Simon says..."
TimTwoFace
11-04-2002, 01:31 AM
Doctor: "Uhhhh...Mr. Clooney, sir, you left our show to do THIS crap?"

George: "The paycheque was too big to resist."

And the discarded video rental of BATMAN & ROBIN remained on the floor.

-Tim
Manhunter
11-04-2002, 06:05 PM
"Uh, why are we watching the toilet flush?"
Whoop
11-04-2002, 08:56 PM
Is that what I think it is? :eek:
Sir Gatts
11-05-2002, 04:56 AM
"Is there anything that we can do?"

"Trust me, this works all the time."

"Mark her down as DOA."

"5..."
"4..."


"Hail Ilpallazo!"

" ... "

"3.. 2.. 1....."

"Ha-chan! Ha-chan!"

"Don't ask."
gddiehl
11-05-2002, 05:28 AM
''So, that's where my key's went''
Jerry Mouse
11-07-2002, 01:39 AM
"Aw man, who reattached it upside down!!??"
Ravenger
11-08-2002, 02:28 PM
"Could be worse... we could be facing up."
Elven Moon
11-13-2002, 09:36 PM
Um... so what exactly are we supposed to do?

Hey, they didn't say anything about dealing with actual people in med school!


Sigh, OK, that was bad, but I'm no Satellite of Love :yawn:
JusticeLeagueLegion
11-20-2002, 09:28 AM
GEORGE CLOONEY: All right, we're going into operating on Joel Shumacher's brain...with any luck, this will make it certain that he never makes a horrible script like "Batman & Robin" ever again!