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DR. BELCH
08-25-2001, 02:32 PM
POK JJ: The Bug Stops Here
Fresh from victory in Goldenrod City, Ash meets an old friend at a Pokemon catching competition--Casey the rabid Electrabuzz fan. Seems both have been enjoying a good streak lately, and she doesn't hesitate in regaling her old friends with the team fight song. Charming girl, but her pitch is a mite off.
Misty learns that the competitors will be fighting to catch bug Pokemon for a sun stone and whatever they catch, they keep....and she's visibly freaked. She nearly soils herself at the sight of a Wheedle on the Jumbotron, and when she catches Togepi making friends with a Caterpie, she shrieks and beats it with her backpack. Brock has to hold her (hello!) to calm her nerves. Though her old feelings for Ash are still evident, as despite her fear of bugs, she hopes Ash does well and catches one
Casey seems a little overexhuberant, first muscling out Ash to nab a Wheedle, then driving her Chikorita to the brink of exhaustion on a Scyther. Ash--knowing Scyther's habits well from his days with Tracey--takes over, and Misty gives the girl a stern lecture on empathy and Pokemon training.
Jessy gets a couple of great disguise scenes--first, in order to look younger for contest admission, she puts on a schoolgirl outfit (I wonder if that's the same one from "Legend of Dratini"?) Then she dresses as a female Venemoth and tries to...seduce a male Venemoth. :eek: Oh, poor dear, has it been that long? Either he sees right through her or he swings the other way, as the male moth just douses her with stun spore and flutters off.
After Ash falls into a pit trap with a built-in cage (Jessy and James are getting smarter, folks) Chikorita and the runt meet up again with the Rockets (who don't recognize her at first). Chikorita evolves into Bayleaf--the Pokemon who makes a great stew seasoning--and dispatches the Meowth balloon.
Wobbafett keeps popping up and annoying Jessy needlessly throughout this whole scene--which is doubly funny as I recently learned that its name is Japanese slang for "that's right". So whenever someone insults Jessy, then Wobbafett utters its name, it's little wonder she blows her cool.
Ash caught a Beedril during the event...and gives it to the girl. (Beats candy and flowers.) She's visibly touched, eyes wet and everything...and she offers to sing her fight song for him. Now if Ash were smart, he'd grab her, bend her over backwards and kiss her to shut her up! ;)

CRDCPTRS: "A New Set of Wings"
In the opening, we see Sakura troubled by visions, in which she sees an autumn landscape, flower petals blowing in the wind (a reference to her name, which in Japanese is either "apple blossom" or "cherry blossom"), and Clow Reed. Kero tells her to remember that, as dreams carry meaning.
Sakura sees Eli buying thread at the craft store, and when she asks why, he cryptically replies, "Thread has many uses." Of course, he's hardly into crocheting. He later uses the thread to magically control Li like a marionette and force him to try to cut Sakura in two with his sword. Li uses a water spell to cause droplets to cling to the strands, letting Sakura see what to cut.
I thought Sakura would see the thread and get suspicious, but she didn't, unless that part was redubbed.
Later Eli happens by while Sakura is examining her craft project, a teddy bear for Julian. While touching it and offering advice on attaching the ears, he casts a spell on it. Later, when she presents it to Julian, it grows fifty feet tall and begins to trash the neighborhood.
Keroberos and Yue realize the bear was bewitched and that the only way to stop it is to remove its magic core--located in the ear. The dilemma is, Sakura needs to fly, but she needs her sword as well, and the staff can't do both. She prays to her star and is granted the boon of angel wings (there has to be a double meaning in that, like the blossoms in the dream). She slices the bear's ear off--a rather gruesome moment even though it's only cloth and stuffing--and it shrinks back down into a tame plush toy.
Eli, again, seems pleased that she's won rather than upset...like he's only toying with her, or testing her. Still, the sword business earlier seems prettty serious--like a playful child with a malicious touch, setting toy soldiers on fire and crashing his toy cars together.
Note how much the bear resembles Keros, and how he takes offense when Sakura points it out.
Li again blushes visibly as he says Sakura can call him any time...and again as she mentions this to Kero. Seems if nothing else, she at least wants some company walking through the park. Though ironically he does nearly kill her, so it proves Eli can use even her friends and lovers against her. It seems he has power to rival Clow Reed's; is he some connection to the old wizard, like an illegitimate son or a spurned ex-disciple?

CUBIX: Bubbletown Underground
Something about a hip-talking sewer robot who goes rogue under the city cutting power cables and almost causing a huge gas explosion, and more about this Solex stuff. Hella tells the kids not to go down there, but like a cut-rate cast of It they do anyhow. Note the sewer system set looks a lot like the KWB CGI commercial bumpers. Pretty clean--I didn't see one drop of sludgewater in the whole place. And yes, that girl is a mite chesty for her age.

RH:GRT: Wildfire/White Wall of Terror
Couple of poachers cause a fire on the African savannah, and two kids get trapped under an avalanche (which basically rehashed last week's plot with mountain bikers). The punning names are grating on me--got a new one: Al Pine. Though I admit I did like seeing the lioness with her young, and the poacher forced to give a chest massage to a cub suffering from smoke inhalation (was hoping he'd do a whole repentance act and study veterinary medicine in prison or something, but no such luck).

Lachesis
08-25-2001, 10:16 PM
Larry not around for post-Cardcaptor commentary? I'll try and fill in.

Another two-for-one episode, accomplished by glossing over the whole teddy-bear plot, squishing Li's side of the story, and completely removing the Tory/Ruby scenes. Nothing too bad about the editing otherwise, except that this obviously came before last week's episode. I guess just because the storyline got more continuous doesn't mean they won't stop skipping things.

Damn. I'm not going to get my homicidal piano episode, am I?

Sakura means "cherry blossom." In the original, she never connected the threads with Eriol either.

As for Eriol, I think I'll let the Doc keep speculating. ;)

Leaping Larry Jojo
08-26-2001, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Lachesis
Larry not around for post-Cardcaptor commentary? I'll try and fill in.

Another two-for-one episode, accomplished by glossing over the whole teddy-bear plot, squishing Li's side of the story, and completely removing the Tory/Ruby scenes. Nothing too bad about the editing otherwise,

Other than the fact that this IS already pretty bad editing...:(

I think I sound like a broken record week after week, so I think my Cardcaptors commentary will stop being so detailed pretty soon. Typical KWB CC episode. Buncha action scenes sandwiched together, characters shoved aside. Now that the Li/Bear angle has been conveniently set aside, I wonder how the last episode will play out? At the rate they're going, it's coming up pretty fast.

As for Sakura being an idiot...well, she was pretty idiotic in the original. Besides this Eriol thing, Li sent pretty clear signals to her for most of the second season, and she still didn't get it until the last few minutes of the last episode. Even ditzy Serena/Usagi would have caught Li's "hello?" alarms after 4 episodes.

Ah well. I'm being mildly amused by Rescue Heroes these days. It's so 1980s that it ends up being an unintentional parody of the "clean" and "educational" cartoons the censors just loved way back (and still do, sadly enough). The big feet are strange, and I love the bad one-liners: "It ain't over until the gravy gets cold." You said it, man.

Can't get into Cubix myself. Aside from my bias against full CGI, the concept bores me.

don Jaime
08-26-2001, 01:44 AM
I picked up the three subbed CCS tapes a while back, and Cardcaptors really is a travesty. The original show is so quiet, and much more layered. They've put off anymore CCS VHS tape for now, as I understand it, so, could someone fill me in on the Li/Bear connection?

I think I've pieced together Eriol's/Eli's agenda from fansites, but watching Belch squirm is so much fun, I'll keep mum for now. :p

BourgeoisBuffoon
08-26-2001, 11:05 AM
Poor Ash.....he gives away YET another Pokemon. Will he ever learn? A Beedrill coulda been useful to him....
...so Team Rocket is getting smarter in traps? Hm. I await the day when Ash and co. are finally trapped with no way to get out....imagine that eppy. 'Course, that's how it will happen; only by IMAGINING it....

...BTW, sorry to hear about Cardcaptors. As for RHs, I can't say much. I'll give it a shot, but I doubt I will be amsued....especially since it apparently replaced H!...

Leaping Larry Jojo
08-26-2001, 12:27 PM
It takes a special kind of (bad) taste to make it through one episode of Rescue Heroes...:p

Lachesis
08-26-2001, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Leaping Larry Jojo
It takes a special kind of (bad) taste to make it through one episode of Rescue Heroes...:p

I do laundry.

I never minded full-CGI shows, but Cubix just seems like a low-rent knock-off of Reboot with fighting robots. It's tolerable, I guess, but I find myself preferring Recess reruns.

Yes, Sakura is about as perceptive as Mr. Magoo, but she's still hung up on Julian and thinks Li is too. Despite all the bad editing, it's still kinda morbidly fascinating to see the network hopscotch around the plot points and continuity. Think they'll let the "Sakura in Wonderland" episode through?

The Li/Bear thing. . .Li bought a bear kit too, intending to give the finished bear to Sakura and let her know how he feels about her. Of course, he never quite manages to do it until the very, very, VERY end. You know, I have a feeling they just might end everything with the second-to-last episode and not bother with the mushy stuff.

The other plotline I'm wondering about is Julian's. They could conceivably ignore that one completely.

don Jaime
08-26-2001, 11:31 PM
Thanks. And I think you're right about them leaving Tori/Julian hanging. I doubt Miss McKenzie's ending will be mentioned, either.

DR. BELCH
08-28-2001, 12:53 PM
BourgeoisBuffoon:
[Ash] gives away YET another Pokemon. Will he ever learn? A Beedrill coulda been useful to him....
Maybe I'm a sentimental slob, but I looked at it as being akin to giving a girl you care about a puppy out of your dog's latest litter. Plus if Ash had kept that Beedril, Misty would be climbing the walls every time he whipped it out.


...so Team Rocket is getting smarter in traps? Hm. I await the day when Ash and co. are finally trapped with no way to get out....
They almost did. If I recall correctly, Jessy and James trapped Team Twerp in a pit and turned a water hose on them. Rather morbid, really. They'd have drowned like unwanted kittens if that Gligarman character hadn't turned up.

As for Rescue Heroes, as long as I can leer at either Wendy or Ariel, there's a crumb of hope. But those boots are huge. I swear they're bigger that the girls' heads--it's a wonder they can walk, esp. if they're weighted.

RockItShipper
08-28-2001, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by DR. BELCH
[B][color=cumstain]Then she dresses as a female Venemoth and tries to...seduce a male Venomoth. :eek:

In the original, 'Who's that Pokemon?' turns out to be "Jessie" in that outfit.