The definitive Jay & Silent Bob Movie Review(SPOILERS)

[JustJack]

Smokin' weed, smokin' weed. Doin' coke, drinkin' Beerz.

Oh yes, my friends...it's the loud-mouth Jay, & his hetero-life-partner Bob. And here's the shcoop on this most excelent flick...

laughed my butt off every minute. From the beginning, we see "the origin of J&SB". My brother just wailed out with laughter. And then, we jump into the plot...

Brodie returns. With the money he made from working on "the late show", I guess he now own's his own Comic Shop. Nice one to. That man's living my dream. Anyway..this is where J&SB find out that they're getting ripped off by the production of Blunt-Man & Chronic. A comic book based on the two, which was first introduced in "Chasing Amy".
Anyway...They find out, from "poopshoot.com", that a lot of people hate them. At first you might feel sorry for the hemp night & his companion, but they get even in the end! haha. Traveling the world to beat the shtuff outta loud mouth kids from the internet...oh yeah.

Eventually they meet a super-sexy gang. yeeeaah. I can't really talk about it...it's just happiness...from a male p.o.v.....

And..Hollywood. WOO! And just so you know...Good Will Hunting 2, is gona suck...well..depending on your perspective...

And a REALLY funny/cool fight between Bluntman & Chronic VS. **********(can I say that? oh well...). "Hey Kids! It's Mark Hammil! [applause]". Everyone in the theater..applauded..hahaha...

anyway, in the end it was a great movie. Along with a great song to close off the credits. I'd suggest sitting through it all. That is a great song...about getting high...

NOW...people have complained that "J&SBSB didn't tie up the loose ends of 'Chasing Amy', Like Smith said it would"....of course it did! didn't you pay any attention?! Here's the run down..

Holden? Is that Affleks name? Oh well..either way, we find out that he sold all of his BM&C rights.

Banky is no longer a homophobe...in fact, as it turns out..he & Hooper X are...well...

And it sounds like Alyssa & Holden are still..in contact..something.

Anyway...That was a grade A great movie. So great, that right afterwards, went out & got that Soundtrack. Duuude...You'll love that last track!

[Samhaine]

Originally posted by JustJack
anyway, in the end it was a great movie. Along with a great song to close off the credits. I'd suggest sitting through it all. That is a great song...about getting high...

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Anyway...That was a grade A great movie. So great, that right afterwards, went out & got that Soundtrack. Duuude...You'll love that last track!


No offense, but I don't see how people like this song. The beat is horrible, the singing is horrible, it's just a bad song...

Again, no offense intended.

It's overplayed, too. The first time I listened to the radio in months, and I hear this song twice in less than an hour. I will never let someone else drive me anywhere again...

[The Mad Hatter]

The "Because I Got High" song? I got tired of it the first time I heard it, and it's being run into the ground. I think a hip-hop remake of Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned" would have been more fun, but that's just me.

So who here besides me sat through the credits to see the bit at the end? Anybody? :)

[Clayface]

Originally posted by The Mad Hatter

So who here besides me sat through the credits to see the bit at the end? Anybody? :)

Yep, I saw it. Did you notice her listed in the credits? She was listed as "that girl".

I also think it was funny that SMith's own daughter played the young Bob.