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The Flash
10-16-2002, 10:10 PM
Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. If that’s not your idea of fun, read other people’s quotes.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.

ENJOY!

Click here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51395) for last week's quote. (Hopefully the text color I used won't blind you! ;-)
Barb Gordon
10-17-2002, 01:31 AM
Kelly knew she'd gone too far this time as Regis came at her with the "Hazza!" attack of doom...

~Barb
Patrick Bateman
10-17-2002, 02:04 AM
Kelly (off-screen): "Uhh, Regis, the Macarena died like seven years ago."
TimTwoFace
10-17-2002, 03:57 AM
Regis demonstrates his rather unique martial-arts fighting style when the ABC execs break it to him that WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE is actually a terrible show. :p

-Tim
James
10-17-2002, 10:25 AM
The cast of Thunderbirds were unimpressed by Regis' taunting and Gordon could only assume he was up for a fight...
Scatha_the_Worm
10-17-2002, 03:21 PM
New for fall 2002! ABC presents Regis Philbin in...

WHO WANT'S TO RECEIVE A PURPLE NURPLE?!
Parallax
10-17-2002, 05:18 PM
"You must watch my show, you must watch my show"

Regis trys to get people to watch his show by hypnotizing theaudience.
Ravenger
10-18-2002, 12:15 AM
Regis Philbin now staring in American Bandstand Beyond, 3AM Saturdays on ABC!
Lucky Bob
10-18-2002, 12:28 AM
N*Sync has made a decision today that's sure to shock everyone....
Jedigreedo
10-18-2002, 11:41 AM
Contestant: I will win a million, unlike the contestant before me.
Regis: So be it...millionare.
Watermelon
10-18-2002, 08:32 PM
"I will give the money to Regis..."
Weatherman
10-19-2002, 02:22 AM
"Come on everybody, do the funky dance with me!"

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Unknown to everybody, Regis Philbin was actualy Darth Sidious in disguise. Here he is testing his power on the competiton in a sercret photo we obtained.
Cyber E.
10-19-2002, 12:39 PM
Regis : "Take me off the Millionarie show will you?!"
*Regis goes to far as he jumps in the air pulling a matrix stance as he kick's a camera man*
Kelly : "I QUIT!"
Trent Lane
10-23-2002, 08:08 PM
ABC's newest ploy for ratings: Wrestle Regis for a Buck...

Season premiere next Wednesday 9/8 PM central
Season finale next Wednesday 9:05/8:05 central
MILatino
10-23-2002, 11:28 PM
"Up! Up! And Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
unknown hero
10-24-2002, 03:14 PM
Regis: secrets of magic