Happy 1159th birthday Calhoun07!

[Matt Hazuda]

You must be in pretty good shape for a man your age, but you'd wear out the paddling machine before you could get all your birthday whacks :p

Well at least we know you're old enough to be watching Adult Swim (http://www.adultswim.com/shows/aquateen/video.html?spanking). Here's to another 1000 years to you :p

[Joe Tully]

Wow! I realized that it was your birthday but I didn't notice how old you were until this thread started. Happy Birthday!

P.S. Are you a wizard or something?

[Failure]

Happy 1159th B-Day Cal! You barely look a day over 812. And I thought I looked young. :p

[Danielle]

I'm sure Calhoun remembers those good ol' days, back when they used a *real* mouse to post. :D


Originally posted by Joe Tully


P.S. Are you a wizard or something?

He may just be an assistant to Mr. Flamel. :p
Yeah, yeah, I've had a rough week, whaddya want? ;)

Happy B-day, Calhoun!

[Bleu Unicorn]

1,159 years old! Wow -- doesn't that make you older than Methusila (sp?), I believe he lived to 996, more devote Christians are welcome to correct me on that. (I'm not even Christian.)

Anyhoo, Happy Berfday! Here's to another 1,159 years of good health to you!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by BleuUnicorn
1,159 years old! Wow -- doesn't that make you older than Methusila (sp?), I believe he lived to 996, more devote Christians are welcome to correct me on that. (I'm not even Christian.)


Methusaleh (or Metushshelach) lived for 969 years, which would make Calhoun 190 years past him. And I'm not even Christian either! ;)

[Patrick Bateman]

Good grief! You must've attended high school with Jesus! :p Happy B-Day, you old fart! :D

[Opaque]

uhhhh.... I'm seventeen so i guess you're like what ... 68.17647059 times older than me... and even that number seems old...

[Calico]

Happy Birthday Cal! And wishing you another 1159 more! :D

[Pilmedium]

Happy birthday, although that 1159 can't be truly believed. ;)

[Galaxia]

1159 - that's quite an accomplishment! Happy Birthday, man :)

[Evil Dr. Reef]

Calhoun07... the Millenium Poster. So... what was the Black Death like?

[Artemis]

And you don't look a day past 1000. Happy 1159, b-day man.

[Kuja's Light]

Happy birthday Calhoun.

[Barb Gordon]

Happy Birthday Cal, however old you actually are. Hehe, I knew you were special. You've just got to be a wizard of some kind! I bet your name is in some book at the Hogwarts library.

~Barb

[Kat Pryde]

CONGRATULATIONS for living another year everyone!

=^-^=
*ghasp* <looks at Cal> I think I saw you somewhere in my history book!

[Watagashi]

Happy Birthday, Cal! :D Wow, 1159 years old.... Hey, weren't you mentioned in Lord of the Rings somewhere or something? :confused:

[Dante Bunny]

oringally posted by Danielle

Methusaleh (or Metushshelach) lived for 969 years, which would make Calhoun 190 years past him. And I'm not even Christian either!

Well, I think he....2,000 years old.

Oh well, Happy Byrthday, Calhoun. :)