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The Flash
08-25-2002, 01:46 PM
Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. Or read other people's quotes.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.

ENJOY!

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Batman/Superman Funny Quote #35
Batman Beyond Funny Quote #35
Jedigreedo
08-25-2002, 03:27 PM
Holy Hygene, Batman! Those little scrubbing bubbles can really clean-up crime!
Barb Gordon
08-25-2002, 05:13 PM
Robin: Fighting crime sure it dirty, Batman!

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Robin: Geesh...Alfred made me clean chalkboard erasers for being bad and I still can't get rid of that chalk dust!


~Barb
Patrick Bateman
08-25-2002, 05:28 PM
Robin: "Hey, why does your name always come first when I do all the work?"

Batman: "Because, I look so cool standing here."
TimTwoFace
08-25-2002, 06:07 PM
Acrobat. Crime-fighter. Ward. Student. Dick Grayson was all of these things, but he always aspired to be a magician. On one dark and stormy night, after he and Batman had cornered the Joker, Penguin, and Riddler in their "United Underworld" lair, he decided to try something.

"Hey Batman, lookit what I can do!" Robin said.

Batman turned his head to look, and Robin cupped his hands together. After applying a little bit of pressure, a loud, fat sound errupted from his hands.

"What in the name of heaven was that, Robin?" Batman grunted, discreetly plugging his nose.

"It was my new magic trick, Batman! Check it out! See, look, all I do is move my hands like so, and the loud but proud smell of sulfur emerges from thin air! It knocked these three out cold!"

Batman eyed the pile of villains at his feet, and looked back over at his compadre and smiled. "Impressive. I don't think Zatara ever got around to teaching me that one."

-Tim
unknown hero
08-26-2002, 08:46 AM
"goodness gracious trashpiles batman!"
James
08-26-2002, 08:57 AM
Batman pondered whether Robin's choice to use cotton wool as a weapon really had a place in a bat brawl.
Kal-el
08-29-2002, 10:27 AM
Without Batman's knowledge, Robin began rubbing the tiny magic lamp in his hands.
Robin: Now I'll get some real respect around here!!!
World's End
08-29-2002, 02:04 PM
Robin: Nothin like a little natural gas to knock out the baddies!
1truetempest
08-29-2002, 08:45 PM
Robin:see how when I break my finger smoke that paralyzes humans comes out
*with muffeled voice
Batman:ROOOBBBINNNN!!!
unknown hero
09-01-2002, 03:08 PM
robin: "thanks for the cotton candy batman, you rock"