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The Flash
08-17-2002, 12:07 PM
This week's quote comes from the cover of Batman Beyond #23.

Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.

ENJOY!

Batman/Superman Funny Quote #34
Batman Beyond Funny Quote #34

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SpotLane
08-17-2002, 02:25 PM
Batman: So, I don't know how to play cards. Why are you making such a big deal outta it?
Barb Gordon
08-17-2002, 04:20 PM
Batman wonders why he goes into "Matrix" mode whenever he dodges cards.

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Batman: Since when can a deck of playing cards shoot lazers at me?!"

~Barb
MILatino
08-17-2002, 05:27 PM
Considering how the other Justice Leaguers are such sore losers, Batman decides that he'll skip future poker nights.
Edward Nygma
08-17-2002, 07:46 PM
"OK, Wayne, I WON'T ask Ten to be Robin ! Stop being sarcastic !"
unknown hero
08-17-2002, 09:52 PM
batman faces off against his most deadliest foe: a las vegas black jack dealer
Dan Slott
08-18-2002, 01:14 AM
ZATANNA: Was THIS your card?
TERRY: No.
ZATANNA: Was THIS your card?
TERRY: No.
ZATANNA: Was THIS your card?
TERRY: No.
ZATANNA: Was THIS your card?
TERRY: No.
ZATANNA: Was THIS your card?
TERRY: No!
ZATANNA: Was THIS your card?
TERRY: Jeez! I can't believe Wayne thinks you're a GOOD magician!
TimTwoFace
08-18-2002, 01:30 AM
Fifty years into the future, after the anti-gun legislation had been passed through Congress, dealing with the criminal element did not get any easier for our friend, Terry McGinnis. The gangs at the Stacked Deck had learned to improvise over the years, and were now using stainless-steel playing cards.

Little did they know that their original idea was not so original after all, and the Joker had a patent on the idea since 1992.

Ahhh, crime gets you nowhere, let this be a lesson to you all. :)

-Tim
James
08-18-2002, 06:29 AM
Bruce was a bad loser when it came to cards as Terry was finding out...
Patrick Bateman
08-19-2002, 12:03 AM
Terry: "Hey, since when is Gambit in my rogues gallery?!"
Manhunter
08-19-2002, 03:47 PM
Terry: Hey, don't get mad at me 'cause you suck at solitaire!
Jedigreedo
08-19-2002, 06:38 PM
Batman: Do you realize how long it took to make that house of cards?! It's a slow night, I had to have something to do!
Weatherman
08-19-2002, 11:12 PM
Terry realizes that he's busted at the Poker table in Vegas and makes a break for it.
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"Geez, I'm sorry Ten, that costume reallt doesn't make you look fat, honest!"
Brainiac
08-25-2002, 04:30 AM
Terry: Great, now I get to look forward to thousands of tiny paper cuts when I get back--sometimes I wonder why I'm doing this job...Wait, never mind. Happy life tragically shattered by death of father. Okay, got it.