Batman/Superman Funny Quote #4

[James Harvey]

Hey,

Well here's the 4th pic. Remember, the quotes ahve gotta be PG rated. THis place is all ages so nothing extreme.

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/btc_05.jpg

Enjoy!

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

BEAT IT! Harley's MY girl!

[redDragon]

Creeper: Like my cologne?

Harley: I think I'm going to puke

[Robin2099]

Creeper to Harley: "Hey baby, you know I was one of the hockey mask wearing goons in Batman and Robin"

[BWDK]

Hm maybe I should replace my red mane by a purple Joker.

[BWDK]

here's another one:

Creeper to Harley: "Jealous now?"

[Bird Boy]

Joker: Oh! Phew! Where's the deoderant?
Harley: What IS that smell?
Creeper: It's my love for you!
Harley: Love stinks!

Boy..that was pretty bad..ah well...:D

-BB

[Joker85]

Creeper: See, I can take the Joker. You want me now don't ya babe

Harley: I'm gonna be SICK

[DR. BELCH]

CREEPER: [smacking JOKER down]: It's true! I was Freakazoid's stunt double! Did you see "Virtual Freak"? Some of my best work! Hey, doll--wanna hear me play "Lady of Spain"? [cups hands to armpit; a flatulent noise is heard]
HARLEY: Ew! [sniffs] Hey, I don't think that sound came outta your armpit! Gaaah! Oh, my eyes are watering! Whad'jah eat?

[Manhunter]

Harley:Oh God!!!Who cut one?!!

[Govan]

Harley: (Blllleeech!) If ever I have seen someone in dire need of a back waxing...

Joker: Just be lucky you're not back here, Harle'!...(wheez)

[Manhunter]

Joker:OK,my back feels better.You can let go now.

[Joker85]

Creeper: Ha! Not even Batman can take Joker with just one hand! HAHAHA!!:)

[freakboy86]

HAH! And all this time you thought he could only squirt acid out of his flower!

[The Flash]

Joker: You cut off my HEAD!!!!


(okay so if that happened he couldn't talk, oh well :))

[Dante Bunny]

Joker: Harley is my girl, so back off!!!!! (Joker swings and the creeper ducks, and the Creeper punched the joker and grabs him by the armpits)

Creeper: Now Harley, how about the real man?

Harley: Oh well, Mr. J. is cheap anyway.