Dark Spider
07-22-2002, 11:27 AM
*Dark Spider sits down on the couch with a photo album and sighs*
Well, its that time of year again... Time to celebrate my birthday. Yep, the glorious day when I'm considered king around my family and friends. The day when I turn a whole year older. The day when I reminisce about the old days of my youth.
See I have a nice photo album
*Dark Spider shows everyone the photo album. The cover reads: Weblines of Dark Spider*
Yep, lets take a look inside of this baby shall we... :)
*Dark Spider opens the book and the first picture is of when he was a baby spider*
Aww, my have I grown over the years. Instead of eight stubby little legs, I now have 8 fully grown legs. And look at that little spinaret, I bet it couldn't even squirt yet.
*Dark Spider turns the page and the next picture is of him chasing after a young and pretty green haired girl*
Wow, its a picture of me when I was a kid. And can you guess who that is?
*Uh, no*
Its Kiyone stupid...when she was young. Of course, we were just friends back then. Yep, we were inserparable.
Okay, let's skip these next pictures, they're those stupid embarrasing pictures that moms like to take. Why do they do that? Its like a neccessity for them to take pictures of their child's bare behind. "Oh look, my son Dark Spider is in the bathtub...I must take a picture of him bathing so I can have something to look back on." :rolleyes: And I thought they were against child pornagraphy... :)
*Dark Spider sifts through the album (apparently his mother was some sort of freak) until he found a page. This picture was of him blowing out the candles on a birthday cake*
Ahh, I remember this picture. My father thought it was great to buy trick candles for my 13th birthday. I had a fun 15 minutes trying to blow the candles out. But what they failed to realize is that, I was also blowing little droplets of spit on the cake with each blow. So by the end of the 15 minutes...the cake was a chocolate and spit cake. Heh heh, to bad my family didn't think about that until they took a bite of the cake. That'll teach them to trick me... ;)
*Dark Spider turns the page and finds a school picture of himself*
I hate school pictures, they always come out dorky or awkward. :rolleyes:
*Dark Spider turns the page and finds a picture of himself at a party*
I remember this party. I was turning fifteen and I threw a party for my birthday. Of course, since I was fifteen, the party had the sole purpose of attracting female spiders :) ...but we had a lot of fun.
*Dark Spider turns page and finds a picture of himself in a tuxedo and Kiyone in a long white wedding dress*
Oooh, its my wedding picture. Yep, me and Kiyone's wedding. Great huh? We look so good together... And of course, I know what the next picture is...
*Dark Spider turns the page and finds the picture that is currently his avatar at Toonzone*
...this wonderful picture of Kiyone on our wedding night. Can you guess why she is so happy?
*Dark Spider turns the page and finds a picture of his Toonzone friends in it*
Aw, its a picture of all of us. Heh, can you find yourself in this picture? I'm right between Nightflower and Barb Gordon.... ;)
*Dark Spider turn the page and finds a hyperlink on it*
Since when did this photo album become an internet album? Oh well, the link goes to my 1000th post celebration thread. It features a little history on myself and some links to some of the more notable threads...so please visit, but I wouldn't post in it though since the thread is pretty old and some mods may not like seeing an old thread...
Reflections of Dark Spider (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?threadid=32585&highlight=Reflections+of+Dark+Spider)
*Dark Spider puts the photo album down on his lap*
Wow, that sure was a great and INCREDIBLY short trip down memory lane. But it was worth it...it brings back so many memories. :(
Before I go, I want to acknowledge the other people who's birthday is today...
Happy Birthday Lodoss War Fan
Happy Birthday mel chan
Happy Birthday buggs_taz
Oh yea, and for the rest of the thread, you can tell me what your favorite birthday present was? (So the thread can have some kind of topic...you know) Oh yea, and you can also party!
Well, its that time of year again... Time to celebrate my birthday. Yep, the glorious day when I'm considered king around my family and friends. The day when I turn a whole year older. The day when I reminisce about the old days of my youth.
See I have a nice photo album
*Dark Spider shows everyone the photo album. The cover reads: Weblines of Dark Spider*
Yep, lets take a look inside of this baby shall we... :)
*Dark Spider opens the book and the first picture is of when he was a baby spider*
Aww, my have I grown over the years. Instead of eight stubby little legs, I now have 8 fully grown legs. And look at that little spinaret, I bet it couldn't even squirt yet.
*Dark Spider turns the page and the next picture is of him chasing after a young and pretty green haired girl*
Wow, its a picture of me when I was a kid. And can you guess who that is?
*Uh, no*
Its Kiyone stupid...when she was young. Of course, we were just friends back then. Yep, we were inserparable.
Okay, let's skip these next pictures, they're those stupid embarrasing pictures that moms like to take. Why do they do that? Its like a neccessity for them to take pictures of their child's bare behind. "Oh look, my son Dark Spider is in the bathtub...I must take a picture of him bathing so I can have something to look back on." :rolleyes: And I thought they were against child pornagraphy... :)
*Dark Spider sifts through the album (apparently his mother was some sort of freak) until he found a page. This picture was of him blowing out the candles on a birthday cake*
Ahh, I remember this picture. My father thought it was great to buy trick candles for my 13th birthday. I had a fun 15 minutes trying to blow the candles out. But what they failed to realize is that, I was also blowing little droplets of spit on the cake with each blow. So by the end of the 15 minutes...the cake was a chocolate and spit cake. Heh heh, to bad my family didn't think about that until they took a bite of the cake. That'll teach them to trick me... ;)
*Dark Spider turns the page and finds a school picture of himself*
I hate school pictures, they always come out dorky or awkward. :rolleyes:
*Dark Spider turns the page and finds a picture of himself at a party*
I remember this party. I was turning fifteen and I threw a party for my birthday. Of course, since I was fifteen, the party had the sole purpose of attracting female spiders :) ...but we had a lot of fun.
*Dark Spider turns page and finds a picture of himself in a tuxedo and Kiyone in a long white wedding dress*
Oooh, its my wedding picture. Yep, me and Kiyone's wedding. Great huh? We look so good together... And of course, I know what the next picture is...
*Dark Spider turns the page and finds the picture that is currently his avatar at Toonzone*
...this wonderful picture of Kiyone on our wedding night. Can you guess why she is so happy?
*Dark Spider turns the page and finds a picture of his Toonzone friends in it*
Aw, its a picture of all of us. Heh, can you find yourself in this picture? I'm right between Nightflower and Barb Gordon.... ;)
*Dark Spider turn the page and finds a hyperlink on it*
Since when did this photo album become an internet album? Oh well, the link goes to my 1000th post celebration thread. It features a little history on myself and some links to some of the more notable threads...so please visit, but I wouldn't post in it though since the thread is pretty old and some mods may not like seeing an old thread...
Reflections of Dark Spider (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?threadid=32585&highlight=Reflections+of+Dark+Spider)
*Dark Spider puts the photo album down on his lap*
Wow, that sure was a great and INCREDIBLY short trip down memory lane. But it was worth it...it brings back so many memories. :(
Before I go, I want to acknowledge the other people who's birthday is today...
Happy Birthday Lodoss War Fan
Happy Birthday mel chan
Happy Birthday buggs_taz
Oh yea, and for the rest of the thread, you can tell me what your favorite birthday present was? (So the thread can have some kind of topic...you know) Oh yea, and you can also party!