Batman, Superman, & Beyond Funny Quote #23

[The Flash]

Gah! I've been so busy working on the brand new World's Finest (http://wf.toonzone.net), that I nearly forgot about doing these today! Pardon my lateness... This week's pic was captured by SSNTails.

Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. If that’s not your idea of fun, read other people’s quotes.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.

ENJOY!

Batman/Superman Funny Quote #30
Batman Beyond Funny Quote #30

Did you miss last week's FQ? Click here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39805). Remember to keep your eyes open for the 25th set! It's going to be out of the ordinary!

[TuxedoKamen]

Lois: Polo!
::Superman shows up behind her::
Lois: Grr....playing Marco Polo is absolutely NO fun with you, Clark. I only got to call you once.
Superman, faking being abashed: Hey, you said no X-ray vision. I can't help it if my hearing works like a sonar system.
Lois: Jerk.

I think I could have done better, but I'm a wee bit tired. Next? :)

[Weatherman]

"Yeah, I'll just wait right here"






"A little privacy please?"

[Sapphic Amazon]

Lois: Hah! My investigative reporting pays off once again. People doing community service here at Metropolis City Park do just kick the cans into the bushes.

or

Lois: Nobody's looking. Please, hurry and get dressed, Diana. And hand me my blouse. Boy, if Clark ever finds out about the two of us he'll freak.

or

Aren't wood nymphs beautiful?

or

Lois: Okay. I have to dash around the pond in my underwear. Boy, this is the last bet I ever make with Jimmy. Still, it would 've been awfully funny if I had won, and he had to moon Perry White outside his office, in front of everyone.

or

The forgotten victim from the Batman/Poison Ivy "Eternal Youth" episode.

or

Lois: Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Heh heh heh heh.

or

Lois Lane wrote the book on investigative reporting. (A number one best seller in over 40 nations.)

Rule #114: Nature's Uses- Part 1. Trees, especially thick ones, make for a more than adequate cover when trying to avoid detection. Also, if detected and your quarry decides to take on a more antagonistic approach, say through the use of gunfire for example, trees can provide a decent shield.* However, never is it a good idea for you to dress up as a tree. This approach seldom works, and is usually highly embarrassing for the investigator if caught. Remember Rule #1: Reputation is Everything.


*If you would like a tip on the best shield to take cover behind, check out Rule #42: Ducking Behind an Invulnerable Superhero.

or

Once Tarzan left to go search for wild game deep in the park's interior, Lois Lane (mistaken for Jane) was able to crawl down from the treehouse and make it to a nearby precinct to report her kidnapping.

or

Snow White knew it was an irrational fear, but she couldn't help it. She would stay hidden until that lady and her applecart were out of the forest.

or

Snow White's raging lust was now being tempered with worry. What was keeping Cinderella? They would now have less than two hours together. There was still her 4:00 meeting with Sleeping Beauty and her 8:00 rendezvous with the now grownup Wendy to consider. And she had to save some energy for all the new gals at the slumber party on Saturday.

or

Lois was proud, very proud. She had never been this far into the forest before, but she refused to ask any jogger for directions. She knew Metropolis had to be around here somewhere. She'd find it. By herself. Even if it took all summer.

or

Finally, after months of seemingly endless observation, ace investigative reporter Lois Lane had discovered the answer to that eternal question- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sapphic Amazon

Admin's Edit: Sapphic, I'm very happy that you enjoy participating in the FQs, but when you have another quote, please edit it into your previous post (unless somebody else responded after yours). I just spent 10 minutes merging your posts together, 10 valuable minutes that could have been working on the new WF. If it's been 12 hours, and nobdy has replied, yet you have another quote, and make a new post with it, that's a seperate deal, and is totally fine. I'm sure you didn't mean any harm by this, just please keep this in mind. I would have PMed this to you, but your PM feature is turned off. Feel free to edit this out, once you have read it. - Flash

[James]

The old oak tree delighted in endulging the occasional prank. In it's ancient mind, there was no gag better that slowly edging your way into another person's photo.

Lois clearly didn't share the same sense of humour...

[Jedigreedo]

Clark: Trust me, we'll be able to find another one for your state quarter collection!

[Martianman606]

Lois: I just discovered that being a stalker is alot more fun than being a news reporter!

[Weatherman]

Little did Lois know that Jimmy had disguised himself as a tree to get some photos for a story he was working and happened to be sitting on a stool inside the tree.






"I am glad I hid back here while Superman fends of that elder god."





"Hey, can you toss me my pants?"




Lois attempts to use her telescopic vision to see Superman going home.

[TimTwoFace]

Dressed in her "average" shapely raven-haired woman disguise (which ironically looks a lot like Lois Lane), Poison Ivy scours the public parks of Metropolis for unwitting men and women to invite into her...dramatic pause...treehouse of doom.

Mwuhahahahahaha!

-Tim

[Ms. Kitty]

"OK Bruce, Clark's gone..." :cool:

[Blackjack]

"Peekaboo! Peekaboo! Ahh, this is the last time I babysit the boss' grandkids..."

[Thundercleese]

Ready or not, here i come!

[Jor-El]

Off panel as Lois eavesdrops...
"You sure nobody is going to see this? No one from the media will know about our secret love, right Larry King?"
"Larry King's word is his honor, Phil Donahue! Our romance will forever be hidden from the gossip mongers!"

[Brainiac]

Lois discovers that Hide-and-Seek can be a cruel mistress
Lois: Hey, guys! It's been 2 days already! I'm right here...behind the tree! Guys...? Hey...where'd everybody go?



OR

Lois Lane meets Lord of the Rings
Lois: Well, I'll just change behind this-here tree...
Tree: Do you mind? We're in the middle of of an Entmoot, here.
Lois: Agh! What the--?