Pokejedservo
08-08-2001, 11:53 AM
It is true that I visited this fanfic bboard but I don't remember doing much. Though even though I will hopefully get to do some new Histeria fanfics I will show you all the 3 ones I did before. Starting with my smallest and oddly enough the most famous "The Histeria Outtakes" then to the "Histeria Favorite Character" awards then to my biggest one a full-length spoof on the 1975 cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show" called "The Toasty Histeria Picture Show".
And now without further or do here is quite possibly my most praised work "The Histeria Outtakes" of that Rosa Parks sketch.
(Outtake 1).
Loud K.: NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL...NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEER!
Charity: Will you just shut up!
Loud K.: Great now you just made me lose my part! Now I'll have to start over... (as charity grabs his throat)..ACK!!
Charity: You stop singing or I'll remove the reason why they call you Loud Kiddington!
Loud K.: Now charity I don't think the censors would let that happen...right Ms. Karioke?
Lydia: Actually Mr. Kiddington thanks to good old-fashioned "smoke cloud" techniques she can be as violent as she desires.
Charity: Why thank you Ms. Karioke.
Lydia: Your welcome.
Loud K.: Yeah thanks a lot!
(Now Charity beats the snot out of L.K)
Aka: Say Froggo what do you think is the lesson of this?
Froggo: That you should never underestimate the scorn of an angry woman.
Aka: I dunno...
Froggo: That you should never sing "Ninety bottles of beer on the wall" to anyone?
Aka: Perfect!
(Outtake 2)
(L.K sings that song while Charity is still annoyed. But as Froggo and Aka were playing spitfire Froggo trips while jumping through chairs and accidentally falls on charity.)
Charity: Get off me Froggo!
Froggo (with his face slightly red): Oh please pardon me Charity...why do you look so stressed?
Charity: Take a look. (Points at L.K singing)
Froggo: Oh, well do not worry madam for I will stop him.
Charity (becomes excited): Oh will you...(then becomes normal)..er... I mean really thanks.
Froggo: Don't mention it and now to handle him. (Takes a huge spitball and then shoves it right into L.K's mouth) I've been saving it for a special occasion.
Charity (while oddly enough hugging him): Thank You, thank you, thank you!
Froggo (chuckles nervously and his face is REALLY red): Please Ms. Bazaar not in front of the others!
Charity (stops and giggles nervously and is somewhat blushing herself while luckily the others paid no attention and is now normal): Well um... thanks Froggo and please don't let what just happen go to your head.
Froggo: Right I won't, well I better get back to spitfiring at aka.
Charity: Alright
Froggo: OK bye!
Charity (smiles): You know he has always been such a nice boy don't you think so L.K?
L.K (while his voice is muffled thanks to that large spitball): Yeah real nice!
Charity (while laughing): I am happy.
(THE END for now?)
(Well what do you think folks?)
Pokejedservo
"I'm not happy"- Charity Bazaar
And now without further or do here is quite possibly my most praised work "The Histeria Outtakes" of that Rosa Parks sketch.
(Outtake 1).
Loud K.: NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL...NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEER!
Charity: Will you just shut up!
Loud K.: Great now you just made me lose my part! Now I'll have to start over... (as charity grabs his throat)..ACK!!
Charity: You stop singing or I'll remove the reason why they call you Loud Kiddington!
Loud K.: Now charity I don't think the censors would let that happen...right Ms. Karioke?
Lydia: Actually Mr. Kiddington thanks to good old-fashioned "smoke cloud" techniques she can be as violent as she desires.
Charity: Why thank you Ms. Karioke.
Lydia: Your welcome.
Loud K.: Yeah thanks a lot!
(Now Charity beats the snot out of L.K)
Aka: Say Froggo what do you think is the lesson of this?
Froggo: That you should never underestimate the scorn of an angry woman.
Aka: I dunno...
Froggo: That you should never sing "Ninety bottles of beer on the wall" to anyone?
Aka: Perfect!
(Outtake 2)
(L.K sings that song while Charity is still annoyed. But as Froggo and Aka were playing spitfire Froggo trips while jumping through chairs and accidentally falls on charity.)
Charity: Get off me Froggo!
Froggo (with his face slightly red): Oh please pardon me Charity...why do you look so stressed?
Charity: Take a look. (Points at L.K singing)
Froggo: Oh, well do not worry madam for I will stop him.
Charity (becomes excited): Oh will you...(then becomes normal)..er... I mean really thanks.
Froggo: Don't mention it and now to handle him. (Takes a huge spitball and then shoves it right into L.K's mouth) I've been saving it for a special occasion.
Charity (while oddly enough hugging him): Thank You, thank you, thank you!
Froggo (chuckles nervously and his face is REALLY red): Please Ms. Bazaar not in front of the others!
Charity (stops and giggles nervously and is somewhat blushing herself while luckily the others paid no attention and is now normal): Well um... thanks Froggo and please don't let what just happen go to your head.
Froggo: Right I won't, well I better get back to spitfiring at aka.
Charity: Alright
Froggo: OK bye!
Charity (smiles): You know he has always been such a nice boy don't you think so L.K?
L.K (while his voice is muffled thanks to that large spitball): Yeah real nice!
Charity (while laughing): I am happy.
(THE END for now?)
(Well what do you think folks?)
Pokejedservo
"I'm not happy"- Charity Bazaar