Stranest dreams you've ever had

[Thundercleese]

What's the weirdest dream you ever had? Not scary, not meaningful, just strange...

[BLACKHEART]

I had a dream I was married to my ex and happy. Very strange

[hello_lola]

I have so many weird nightmares, I can't even begin to think of the strangest. Hmm...maybe one of the strangest would be when I dreamed King Kong was chasing me, and right when he caught me, he took off his head and it was just my mom in an ape costume playing a practical joke on me :rolleyes: .

[Depth Charge]

Here is a strange one... kinda makes you wonder what is going on inside my head... at least that is what my old psychology teacher told me... all the students had to keep dream charts and at the end of the course, the teacher would tell us what they may have meant... this is a long dream that I wrote:

"I was in my old neighborhood. I was the same age as now, but the setting was 10 years ago. The Smith house (my old neighbors) was still under construction. As I walked down my old driveway, I noticed large dirt pillars (like ant piles) of varied heights (some up to waist, some to the sky). I walked into the Smith house and it was dark. Then giant spiders attacked me. Mom appeared and helped fight the spiders and I ran outside. More large spiders were crawling out of the pillars in massive swarms... in the distance, there was a giant pillar, like the capital."

(dream split, but came back later)

"Somehow, I beat the giant pillar and was standing outside a giant rectangular mansion. There were ghosts flying around everywhere and I ran in. I used a cloaking devise and I explored the halls. Something happened and I became scared. So I jumped through a window and landed outside a fort. Not just any fort, this was a spanish clay fort (like in the Alamo battle movies) and I ran to the shore. While running to the beach, I was trying to avoid giant spotlights that were being flashed form the towers of the fort. At the beach, I noticed that it was night. And in the distance, there was a mountain range. On the top of the mountain, was a key hole on it. I turned around and noticed that the water was black. I got my act together and I charged the spanish fort. A handle to a sword appeared in my and, then all of a sudden, a large green energy beam shot from it. The sword caused ripples to form in the air. Holding the sword up like a jedi, I charged the fort by flying towards it....."

Immediately after this dream... was a dream of complete nonsense........ let me find it, have it written down somewhere..... ok found it....

"I was in my house, which was flying high in the sky. There was music playing, the song from the Sky Santuary levels of Sonic 3 game. I was in my living room with my mom, we were getting ready to bring my kitty to the vet. As I looked out the window, I saw a shadowy figure fly across the door. I knew who it was, it was Myotismon from the Digimon cartoon. So I told ma, and then we started gathering little digimon action figures to take along incase we attacked. We didn't go, the Price is Right came on, so we decided to stay home and watch it. Ma and I love the Price is Right!!!!

[Magentabeams]

I had one when I was probably about 4 or 5. All I remember is my hallway was filled with pigs!

Sarahanne

[The Guitar Slayer]

Where do I start? I had one when I was three about those tan shrimp-like things from the original Muppet Show. They were eating my ears right off my head. Another time, I had vampires in my basement. These weren't hokey vampires from cartoons. These were classic Draculas...and then the intro to the old Scooby cartoons plays. Another time, I was lying in the middle of the road getting run over by countless cars. I've been in a rock band of hockey players and other craziness.

[PennyCat]

Hm, that word doesn't seem to be in my dictionary. :p However, if you're talking about the stranGest dreams I've ever had, well, about 90% of my dreams are strange. Ask Keeper. I've told him about many of them.

[moldorm]

I really don't know what would be the weirdest, I've had some many strange ones. I once had a nightmare that was a mix of Zelda and Oprah. I've been chased down a river by Klingons who use base-256 arithmatic. I once dreamed that I somehow transformed into Sailor Moon in an office building, and couldn't figure how to change back, and had to hide.

But the strangest that I can think of right now was the dream where I was walking outside, and found a bag of mushrooms. I thought "Great, I'm going to batter these up and fry them." After I ate them, I realized that something wasn't right with those mushrooms. Then reality broke down.

Most of the rest of the dream was indescribable. All I can really say was that it was colorful. At the end, I understood that all the universe is contained in a cardboard box that was in my living room, which was also in the cardboard box. Then I woke up.

[Dark Vicious]

I had a dream that I was being chased by the Pillsbary Dough Boy with cresent rolls as feet and the dough boy pushed me into a hole with three million toilets in it.Very very creepy and con :confused: fusing

[Seafaring]

I had a dream that my gay best friend turned straight. It was creepy :o

You know how in some Wal Marts there is Mc Donalds... well anyway on the bench where they have the Ronald Mc Donald, statue thingy, I had a dream that a boy sat down, and then Ronald all of a sudden came to life, and started to strangle the little boy, and all of these french fries were coming out of his mouth.

[Do-Do]

Ooh, I've got quite a few of these. But I'll just say the one I had last night for now because it's so looong:

For some reason, me and my whole family went to the grocery store together. The store was kind of darker than it usually is, as if half of the lights were out. Anyway, eventually we just lost track of my older sister, and my dad freaked out! My dad and my little sister went to look one way and I went with my mom to look somewhere else. I suggested that maybe she was behind the freezers, and my mom looked there even though it was only about an inch from the back of the freezer to the wall. By this time, we were the only ones in the store except for the people who worked there and this one person who kept putting CDs inside the frozen pizzas. I kept showing my mom how I could jump over the little things full of frozen stuff, but kept tripping and smacking my head against the floor. Then I met up with my dad again and told him that we could just ask the customer service folks to ask if my sister was in the store over the loudspeaker. But, just as they were about to make the announcement, my two sisters (when did my younger one get lost?) came walking in the front door holding hands. Then, my friend Eric's little brother Matt appeared next to me holding an acoustic guitar with smoke coming out of it. I told him that smoking was a health hazard and that he should get an electric guitar, because apparently you didn't have to smoke to play those (?). Suddenly, I was riding my bike with Eric and we were going to house. We stopped at this house where a family was in the garage packing things in their car like they were getting ready to go on a vacation. Me and Eric stopped there a for some reason, and he went in the house and peed on their TV, while I started talking to the father of the family about Opus from "Bloom County". Then we rode to Eric's house, where we played Day Of Defeat for a while, and then we found this hair dryer that looked exactly like a Pochahontas Barbie doll that my little sister had when she was 3. The air blew out of those little holes on the bottoms of her feet, and when we held it up to my eye, my eyelid blew back and made a weird rippling noise. Then I woke up!

[Magentabeams]

Originally posted by sabu999
I had a dream that I was being chased by the Pillsbary Dough Boy with cresent rolls as feet and the dough boy pushed me into a hole with three million toilets in it.Very very creepy and con :confused: fusing


That is too freaking funny! :D

Sarahanne

[Galaxia]

I usually have some pleasant dreams, but here are 2 that were just dang unusual, hella scary, or weird!

Ok, this is in the "too weird" category - I ordered my Cowboy Bebop CD Box Set a few weeks ago and I got the confirmation e-mail (that it would ship out on Thursday, 6/20/02 ) on Wednesday night, 6/19/02. Then on Thursday night, I dreamt that I had recieved it on Friday afternoon. So - Friday, I'm at work and I told the dream to my boyfriend and he said "Maybe it'll be waiting for you when you get home." I was like "Yeah, right - like that will ever happen!" Sure enough, I came home a few hours later and my sister said (begrudgingly, I might add ::rolls eyes:: ) "Oh, your CD Box Set came." :eek: :eek:

Here's one I had the other night - I dreamt that I was on my old high school's choir trip to Virginia Beach (mind you, I've been out of high school for almost a year, and the trip was in April 2001 - it was one helluva a trip, if you ask me :p :rolleyes: ) So, I'm sitting in the hotel room with 3 other girls, then one of them takes out a gun and holds everyone at gunpoint. It was hella scary!!! The "AAAAAAAUUUGGGGH!!" quotient was off the charts!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Danielle]

I once dreamt that G-d had commanded us to move to the sun. Now, if you're on the sun, what would you see in the daytime? The answer {at least, the answer in my dream} is: two suns! And you have no idea where in the world {er, sun} they came from! And you'd think that you'd still have the moon at night. At night, on the sun, it's pitch black!
After that dream, I went outside to count how many suns there were. ;)

Another dream I had was that my family went faaaaaar into the future.....and to make everything there, and I mean everything, you needed this bottled stuff, "Milk of C______" {I don't remember the rest}. The example I was shown was that to make a sock, you poured it on your foot and said "otiyah". Amazingly enough, it appeared on the other foot! Coooool! :D

[Djm912]

I've had multiple dreams where I've died(directly or indirectly) by the hands of my parents.

But with one, I saw myself in a coffin from above in a completely empty funeral procedure.

[The Guard]

I don't dream.

I've had friends monitor me, and they swear that there's no REM or anything. I've had two dreams in the past two years. One was about a girl. The other was...weird.

I was in a hall, and walked into a locker room. I looked around and there were all these superheroes. All of them. From outside, I can hear screaming. Horrible screaming. All the heroes bailed to go outside and save people and I'm just standing there. And I walked outside and all the heroes are melting. Yeah, melting. And there are these shadow creature things. 15 feet tall. They look like those things from the SOUTH PARK ice cream episode. And they're chasing after people. Down the hill I can see what looks like New York meets Coruscant, if that makes any sense. And I see all these people getting like...absorbed into these shadow creatures. And I just walk up to one. And I absorb IT. And I absorbed like 20 of them before I woke up. It was kinda freaky.

When I was about 5, I had a recurring dream that a yellow Volkswagen was eating me. I think it came from watching HERBIE movies.