Cases for Mr. Birdman

[bassist]

I was just thinking about how many cases could be funny if done on Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law. Here are a few of my ideas:

Smurfette vs. The Smurfs in a sexual harrasment suit.
The People vs. Scooby Doo and Shaggy for possession.
Penny and Brain vs. Inspector Gadget for neglect.

I'm sure all y'all can think up some too, so lemme hear whatcha got!

-Big Ben

[The Drizzle]

Zorak and Moltar Vs. Space Ghost for unfit working conditions.

[Joe Tully]

The Scooby Doo one is happening, but I think that Shaggy is the only one arrested. It's titled Shaggy Busted.

[DJRed]

Originally posted by bassist

Penny and Brain vs. Inspector Gadget for neglect.


Hahaha. That's pretty clever. Does CN even own Gadget anymore? Maybe they burned em all after the movie came out.

Anyway, Ever since I first saw Johnny Bravo I've been waiting for him to sue the crap outta all those *****es and basterds that just smack him around. I think he could win to.
I mean come on, theres sexual harrasment and then there are pickup lines. Johnny's pretty innocent.
JB could make a couple of million $$

[Chibi Kageboshi]

Yogi VS The Ranger - Animal Rights

[Lonestarr]

Originally posted by DJRed
Anyway, Ever since I first saw Johnny Bravo I've been waiting for him to sue the crap outta all those *****es and basterds that just smack him around. I think he could win to.
I mean come on, theres sexual harrasment and then there are pickup lines. Johnny's pretty innocent.
JB could make a couple of million $$

I am very sure that you have it backwards. They ought to book a stadium for all the gals that JB has sexually harassed.

[DJRed]

Oh come on. Have you seen how those women brutally and savagely beat Johnny with little to no remorse? Ok maybe he deserves a slap or 3 but he doesn't deserve to get his head bashed in with a tree.
I think my client deserves a few measly dollars not only for the cruel and unusual punishment but also for emotional damage inflicted upon him. I mean all he wanted was a date. Does he really deserve torture for that?

But anyway... I think Tweety should definitly take Slyvester to court. And that female cat needs to get a restraining order from Pepe Le Pew.
Oh and maybe Dexter should become legally emancipated from his family. I mean who the hell needs those nuissances ruining his experiments?

[Hal6655321]

Captin Murphey vs. the FCC for infringment upon his freedom of speech on his radio show ( dont know if it can really be done , but come'on you'd all love to see an ASC crossover wouldn't you?)

[Xevo]

re: Inspector Gadget, pretty sure Nickelodeon has the rights, would be funny tho =)

[Dogasu]

I read in an article that the producers of Harvey Birdman are willing to poke fun of the older Hanna Barbara cartoons, but aren't going to touch the current shows (like Dexter, Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls, etc). They've basically said that they don't wanna go there.

[Xevo]

Yeah it makes sense... I mean, Birdman himself had such a LAME show, and so much of the humor in HB:AaL is funny because we know Birdman is a pretty dumb character.

I'd love to see some stuff about Wacky Races, anyone else love that old show? I wanna see the cheating team get sued, but have a total slimeball of a lawyer who gets them out of it by cheating himself... Like Wacky Courtroom Races =)

[Mad Scientist]

Originally posted by bassist

The People vs. Scooby Doo and Shaggy for possession.

Nah. Arrest Scrappy instead. The crime? Disturbing the peace.

"Dah dah dah dah dah dah! PUPPY POWER!"

Ahh! Somebody please MAKE IT STOP!

[Mad Scientist]

Originally posted by Dogasu

I read in an article that the producers of Harvey Birdman are willing to poke fun of the older Hanna Barbara cartoons, but aren't going to touch the current shows (like Dexter, Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls, etc). They've basically said that they don't wanna go there.

WHAAAAAAAT?!? That sucks! They should do it to all cartoons in general, both new and old, on and off their home network. If The Simpsons, Space Ghost, and Family Guy can do it, then so should Harvey Birdman!

[bassist]

Originally posted by DJRed
that female cat needs to get a restraining order from Pepe Le Pew.
I'm thinking that Pepe should sue for emotional distress.

Maybe they could bring back Black Vulcan in a wrongful termination suit.

Or even better, have Lex Luthor sue Superman for collusion with other companies against Lex Corp! Why esle would he always be attacking Lex?

How about Droopy sueing Huckleberry Hound for copyright infrindgement on his trademark bored and unassuming way of acting?

So much can be done...

-Big Ben

[Mad Scientist]

Daphne VS Fred - Sexual harrassment

Daffy Duck VS Sylvester - Copyright infringment (They both say, "Sufferin' succotash!" after all.)

Bugs Bunny VS Elmer Fudd - Animal cruelty

Meatwad VS Master Shake - Abuse

Matt Wilson VS Nemalki - No real reason. It just sounds like a cool idea to see them on Cartoon Network, even if they were just animated poorly. :D

[Nin-Nin69]

Mark vs the crew of Speed Buggy- Racial Slanders

Tom vs Jerry- Stalking, Atempted Murder, and Many Assaults with a Deadly Weapon

Dick Dastardly, Mutley, Klunk, and Zilly vs Germany- Wasting millions of dollars in Government Funding over a Pigeon durning WWI causing them to sign the Treaty of Vesails and become bankrupt

Porky Pig vs Bugs Bunny- Stole his big part in a Red Barron Cartoon.

Bizarro vs Batman- Posession of the Utility Belt

Kevin Smith vs Seth McFarlane- "I'm "The Silent Bob" and he got nominated for an Emmy for creating a super intelegent baby?"

Wonder Twins vs Super Firends- Incest (see Penny-Arcade.com 6/12/02)

Max Stearling vs Rick Hunter- "He got to become the Captin while I'm the better fighter pilot and started the mateing between Micronians and Zentradi?"

The Cast of " A Pup Named Scooby Doo" vs the 50's Historians of the World- The Show is in the wrong decade!

[The Drizzle]

Originally posted by Dogasu
I read in an article that the producers of Harvey Birdman are willing to poke fun of the older Hanna Barbara cartoons, but aren't going to touch the current shows (like Dexter, Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls, etc). They've basically said that they don't wanna go there.

I remember hearing that too. But it's still fun to imagine.

The People Vs. Rolf-Rolf is an illegal immigrant of course.

[Tim Vee]

Goober and the Ghost Chasers v. the Supreme Court: The Ghost Chasers turn out to be genetically-engineered clones of Mystery Inc.

Inky, Blinky, Pinky, & Sue v. Pac-Man: Unlawful harrasment and harm to person.

For some reason, I see the Smurfs as a commune and one of them defects.

-Tim Vee

[Nin-Nin69]

Fang Face vs Teen Wolf- Fang Face was around long time before the movie/cartoon show.

Captin N the Game Master vs Mario- Title of the head figure of Nintendo.

Snoopy and Woodstock vs Peanuts- Illegal marriage between a Dog and a Bird.

Scrappy Doo vs Scooby Doo- Child abuse and exposure

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot vs Babs and Buster Bunny- Possession over the Water Tower

The Joker and Penguin (Superfriends) vs Thundercats- Bad Line Possession

[AAlgar]

How about the cast of the original "classic" Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies vs. the current management of Warner Brothers, for cheapening their legacy with countless sub-par spinoffs?

Oh, and Yogi couldn't make an appearance -- he's Satan, remember?

[bassist]

Yogi vs. Satan - "I'm Satan, eh Boo Boo?"

-Big Ben