Batman, Superman, & Beyond Funny Quote #19

[The Flash]

Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. If that’s not your idea of fun, read other people’s quotes.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted. Remember to have fun!

ENJOY!

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[Barb Gordon]

Clark: okay....this is the last time we play charades so intensely!!!

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Clark: Ma, Pa, I lost my contacts!!!!


~Barb

[Sapphic Amazon]

Clark Kent's foray into the world of Texas cuisine fails miserably as his chili causes his parents to hunch over in extreme pain and vomit incessantly.

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Ma and Pa Kent's ingenius "You're a chicken- Bawk, Bawk" taunt was just one of the many successful psychological ploys they used to mentally and emotionally toughen their adopted alien son, thus helping him become one of the world's premier superheroes.

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Clark: Great Caesar's Ghost! Now I remember what I forgot to bring in from the frontroom. Their wheelchairs! I have to always keep in mind how old, frail and decrepit earthlings get.

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Clark tries to convince his parents that earthlings can develop x-ray vision.

Clark: All right. Looking into Lana's house I can see her standing by the bed. She's now...oh, my...anyway, what can you two see? Gulp.

Pa Kent: Well, I think I see a dead nightcrawler underneath the tile, here.

Clark: That's good, pa. Keep working at it. You, too, Lana...oh, boy...so beautiful.

Ma Kent: That's not a nightcrawler under the tile, Jonathan. That's a stain on top of the tile from last night's Hungarian goulash. Clark, honey? I don't think we can develop x-ray vision.

Clark: Yes, yes...right there, Lana. Um, what did you say, ma?

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When Clark learned his parents had joined a Satanic cult, he knew he had to do something to save their lives. When he first heard their demonic prayer-chants, he knew he had to do something to save his eardrums.

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Despite their best efforts, the Kents just can't seem to get the hang of Kryptonian Hide and Go Seek Twister, much to Clark's chagrin.

Superman: Okay, okay. Stop! We'll try something easier. How about Dodge Ball Checkers? Or Tag Pinochle? Candyland Cops and Robbers, maybe? (Clark moans.) You two just aren't much fun, any more.

Sapphic Amazon

[Web Head]

Clark: "Wow! That really is a good impersonation of a basketball Mom."

[MILatino]

Clark: "All right! All right! I don't want to hear how bad my chili recipe is! And stop doing that! It's not that bad!"

[Weatherman]

Clark suddenly remembers that the last time he captured something he didn't have time to get to the Fortress of Solitude, so he stashed it at home.


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"Ohh no, I forgot, Kryptonian cooking is alot heavier then human cooking."



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Clark: "Ohh crud I can't let Lois see this."

[JonnyQuest]

Clark: I forgot to feed the chickens....

JonnyQuest

[Mattashell]

Whenever Clark's parents would yell at him too much, he'd just throw a little corn on the floor to distract them.

Clark: Works every time.

[Manhunter]

Clark: Aw, man! I knew I should have cooked that meat a little longer!

Pa: Oh, God! I wish I was dead!

Ma: HUU-ARGH!!!

[BrendaBat]

CLARK: Oh God!! It's Brittany Spears' new single! MY EARS! MY SUPER-HEARING MAKES IT TEN TIMES MORE PAINFUL!!!!
MA&PA: Someone please turn it off!!

[adoptedBatpuppy]

Clark: Ahh! My parents are playing follow the chickens.

[Weatherman]

Clark "I knew I shouldn't have gotten the meat at Wal Mart"


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Clark: Ohh no now the animal control people are going to ask me for a chicken license

[Sapphic Amazon]

When leapfrog goes horribly wrong!

Sapphic Amazon

[Sapphic Amazon]

Son Kent: Nope. I checked it out with my x-ray vision, pa. Mom's facing Mecca, not you.

Pa Kent: Darn! I knew I was too old to start taking up a new religion.

Ma Kent: I told you, Jonathan. We should've just stuck with what we've known and believed all these years. We should've remained devout Buddhists.

Son Kent: Buddhists? If you two were Buddhists, how come you always sent me to Sunday School?

Pa Kent: We live in the middle of Kansas, son. You know how far I'd had to of driven before we reached a Buddhist temple?

Son Kent: Oh.

Ma Kent: And look on the bright side. This way you were able to spend Christmas with all your friends.

Pa Kent: Besides, this is still America, son. What would your reception among the masses have been if you were a Buddhist amongst millions who couldn't tell the difference between the Lotus Sutra and the Kamasutra?

Son Kent, feeling a tad embarrassed: Um, what is the difference, pa?

Ma Kent: Oh, Jonathan. Perhaps we shouldn't have let him receive a public high school education?

Pa Kent: Maybe, maybe not. Sometimes you gotta wonder, though, why do we even bother paying taxes in this country?

Sapphic Amazon