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Calhoun07
06-10-2002, 04:37 PM
What should it be called? I've heard some say it should have "Revenge" in the title, such as maybe "Revenge of the Sith," to counter with the final episode.

Personally, I would go for either of these:

Dude, Where's My Death Star?
Not Another Lucas Movie!
Landspeeder Summer
Naboo Graphiti
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? (Padme takes Darth Vader home for the first time!)

Andy Mancini
06-10-2002, 04:47 PM
I still say it's going to 'The Fall of the Republic". As far titles I want, I'd say...

Clone If They Want To
Evil Sith Lords and the Queens That Love Them
Maybe It'll Have Chewie In It...

BLACKHEART
06-10-2002, 05:14 PM
I am by no means an expert on Star Wars but wouldn't you think the next title would be "Clone Wars" since the last one ended with clones and the little green guy saying "Begun, the clone wars have."

The Game
06-10-2002, 05:18 PM
Before encountering this thread I would have said:

Star Wars Episode III: The Fall of the Jedi

...but now that you mention it....

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

has a good ring to it. I'll go with that.

-The Game

Barb Gordon
06-10-2002, 07:05 PM
Fall of the Jedi makes sense for the third movie. But like Slipknot, my buds and I Saturday night (while watching eps 5,6) thought about what Ep3 would be called, and all surmised that Clone Wars made the most sense. For the fact that the clones didn't do much in two, and the war has only just begun, and calling it Clone Wars fits quite well with what'll happen in Ep3.

~Barb

Web Head
06-10-2002, 07:35 PM
I read in an interview with Lucas saying that by the start of the third movie the Clone Wars would be winding down. My vote goes for Revenge of the Sith, btw.

langden alger
06-10-2002, 07:38 PM
"sith happens."

"a farwell to jar jar"

"the world according to darth"

"they shoot jedis don't they"

"this is the last one. we promise."

Ed Liu
06-10-2002, 08:27 PM
Howdy,

Star Wars: Star War With a Vengeance

Star Wars: You Know You're Going to See It Anyway

Clone Club ("The first rule of Clone Club is: we do not TALK about CLONE CLUB")

Star Wars: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.

Star Wars: Above the Law/Star Wars: Hard to Kill/Star Wars: On Deadly Ground/Star Wars: Marked for Death/Star Wars: Out for Justice (Stephen Seagal joins the cast as Jedi Master Boust Eyoubutta)

Star Wars: Plan 9 from Tatooine

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (heck, he's repeating himself in a ton of other ways...:)

Star Wars: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sith-terhood

Star Wars: Bring Me the Head of Spider-Man

Star Wars: Amidala Gets Naked

-- Ed/Ace

John-Paul
06-10-2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Ace the Bathound
I hope it's called Star Wars: Amidala Gets Naked


You and me both.You and me both

My Prediction:"Star Wars 3:Anakin goers to the darkside"

What I want it to be:"A Very Natalie Portman Movie"

Or possibly "Enough:A Star Wars Film" From what I heard about the plot so far it sounds like "Enough" in Space!

DougGoneMAD
06-10-2002, 09:06 PM
Star Wars Episode III: Padme feels Anakin's Force

Calico
06-10-2002, 09:58 PM
"Silence of the Jedi"

"So I Married a Dark Lord"

"Driving Miss Padme"

"Weekend at Yoda's"

"To Sith, With Love"

Evil Dr. Reef
06-10-2002, 10:02 PM
Serious:
The Fall of the Republic
The Birth of the Empire
The Jedi Purge

Jokes:
Episode III: It's a Wonderful Genocide
Natalie Portman in Leia's Slave Costume (hubba hubba!)
Attack of the Clones, Part Deux
A Tour of the Death Star Assembly Line

Ehh, those aren't very good. I'll edit in some funnier ones later. I hope.

RockItShipper
06-10-2002, 10:23 PM
The Adventures Of Bail Orgazmo and Kit Fisto

John-Paul
06-10-2002, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Evil Dr. Reef


Natalie Portman in Leia's Slave Costume (hubba hubba!)




hubba hubb is right! Let's just hope that Natalie Portman doesn't visit this site much :D

Or better yet hope she does!

GoufCustom
06-11-2002, 11:13 AM
Star Wars: The Fall of the Republic

The Guard
06-11-2002, 11:45 AM
RISE OF THE EMPIRE

pzcman
06-11-2002, 11:57 AM
Episode Three: The Fan Boys Revenge

DR. BELCH
06-11-2002, 04:08 PM
I did like the proposed title for an "official" SW3 script posted online--"Twilight of the Gods".

Some others:
*"Sith, Lies, and Videotape" (recycled from last proposed title post)
*"Dr. Anakin and Mr. Darth"
*"What's Up, Tiger Leia?"
*"Sith of a Woman"
*"The Green Light Saber Mile"
*"The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Sith in Love" (or "Two Jedis in Love"--I haven't decided yet)
*"The Sith-sco Kid"
*"Mission: Implausible"

I also predict that:
*Jar-Jar will lose his seat as Gungan representative and be replaced by a new candidate--Sen. Monkeybone
*Yoda is banished to Degobah when he is caught by storm troopers relieving himself in a public fountain
*Ani learns his father was the clone of some German paperhanger who was a big shot over in Berlin during the 20th century--I forget his name right now.... :rolleyes: ;)

Pilmedium
06-11-2002, 04:22 PM
Not Another Lucas Movie was mentioned. That's a good title. Having 'Return of the Jedi' as a title again would be a little too repetitive. And for mentioning anything I come up with, they are probably no good, anyway.

Batmex
06-11-2002, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by The Guard
RISE OF THE EMPIRE

That's the best for a serious one as for Joke:

SWIII:Atack of Jar Jar
SWIII:3PO gets a gold bath
SWIII:Die Jedi DIE!!!

John-Paul
06-11-2002, 10:28 PM
A few more:

*Star Wars Episode 3:Jar-Jar Bink's amateur pornography movie

*Star Wars Episode 3:Live from Natalie Portman's dressing room

*Star Wars Episode 3:Natalie Portman+that other guy=Nude Scene

*Natalie Portman naked

Nightwing
06-11-2002, 10:53 PM
By reason of the simple fact that I am not a Star Wars expert, I will proclaim myself the smartest Star Wars expert in the world. Now....

You guys have to understand that the movies have to be linked, so having last seen Anakin and Padme get married in Episode 2, episode 3 must be named accordingly.

"Jedi Superfly"

Go on with your bad one-armed self.

KingKoopa
06-11-2002, 11:24 PM
Star Wars: The Sith Aspect
Star Wars: Ani joins the Empire
Star Wars: Pregnancy for Padme
Star Wars: Padme loves Dr. Evil
Star Wars: Ani vs. the Force
Star Wars: The Jedi make an enemy
Star Wars: Ani vs. the Training
Star Wars: Ani gets a new job
Star Wars: Stories of Sith and the Empire
Star Wars: The Death Star from Planet X
Star Wars: Happy Birthday, Darth Vader

Meow
06-12-2002, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Calhoun07
Dude, Where's My Death Star?
LOL! That's a good one.

MJC
06-12-2002, 08:14 PM
I was thinking something like "Descent into Darkness". But "Fall of the Jedi" is cool, too.

John-Paul
06-12-2002, 08:54 PM
Here are 2 more:

*Padme and Anakin's honeymoon

*Star Wars Episode 3:Sex with Padme and Anakin

JohnCrichton
06-13-2002, 05:37 AM
Serious:

Star Wars Episode III: Knight Fall


Joke:

Star Wars: How Darth Vader Got His Groove Back

ButteredToast
06-13-2002, 11:21 AM
I posted this in a previous "Name Ep III" thread...

I think that:

Fall of the Jedi

makes for a good title, mainly because it ties in with the original third movie nicely.

Jeff Harris
06-13-2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Calhoun07
What should it be called? I've heard some say it should have "Revenge" in the title, such as maybe "Revenge of the Sith," to counter with the final episode.

Serious choices:

- Fall of the Jedi
- Turning Point
- Lost Cause
- The Turning
- End of Innocence
- Masks of Change
- Metamorphisis

Joke Choices:

- Another Soulless Animated Movie (but not really) By George "Howard the Duck" Lucas
- The Cash Cow Dries Up
- Better Than The Last One, But Not Really
- The Revelation That Episode One Was Written By Lucas While OD'ing on Jolt Cola, Gummi Bears and Snicker Bars
- Jar-Jar Was a No-No
- No More Wooden Manniquins, Um, I Mean Anakins
- Return of the Black-Masked Badass!

Palin Dromos
06-13-2002, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by JohnCrichton
Serious:

Star Wars Episode III: Knight Fall




Ooo good one!

Well lets look at the other 5 titles


The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
?
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi


I'm hoping that it's a little more creative than
"(Blank) of the (Blank)"(Rise of the Sith, Fall of the Republic, Betrayal of the Jedi, Rise of the Empire), got 2 of those already.

"The Republic Falls"
"The Emperor Accends"
"The Sith Victory"

I don't know but it certainly needs to play against "A New Hope"

KingKoopa
06-13-2002, 10:54 PM
Star Wars: The Council Falls

Ed Liu
06-14-2002, 10:05 AM
Howdy,


Originally posted by Palin Dromos
I don't know but it certainly needs to play against "A New Hope"

Star Wars: Utter Despair
Star Wars: Boy Are We Hosed Now
Star Wars: Hope Sinks

Of course, all these would provide WAAAAY too much ammunition for the critics =8^).

Since Lucas has claimed he based the storyline on The Fall of the Roman Empire, I think I'm inclined to agree with the suggestions that the new title will be "The Fall of the Old Republic" or "Rise of the Empire."

-- Ed/Ace

DougGoneMAD
06-14-2002, 06:21 PM
Emperor Palpatine's New Groove

The Sith Who Shagged Me

Darth Somebody