Favorite Video Game Quote

[Dark Spider]

This thread was bound to happen one of these days...

What's your favorite Video Game quote?

Here are some of mine...

"A winner is you" (Pro Wrestling-NES)
This one was just weird...

"Join the Nintendo Fun Club Mac" (Mike Tyson's Punch Out-NES)
You ask your trainer, Doc, for some advice during your match and he tells you to join a club. This was just dumb.


"I dreamt I was a moron" (Final Fantasy VIII-PSX)
Squall says this as he wakes up from his first Laguna sequence. I found it hilarious...

Post some of yours...

[Zorakfan]

1....2....3...



YOU SPOONY BARD!
--tellah, FF4

[Parallax]

I can see it in your mind.....you like Castlevainia.

I can't remember his name to Solid in Metal Gear Solid

[Zorakfan]

Psycho mantis, reading your mem card for konami games. That was entertaining, hehe.

[Opaque]

maybe if you... the master of unlocking...

resident evil.

[Dane Martin]

"I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess is in another castle . . ."

[Rei]

So many good Grandia 2 quotes.

"So this is the power of the Granasaber. It fights evil and has plenty of leg room." - Ryudo

"I'll just sit over here and think my unclean thoughts then" - Ryudo

"The pope has a special request? Sounds like the start to a really bad joke." - Ryudo

"The sword lay with the legion of darkness."
"I'm sorry that wasn't vague enough for me." - Ryudo

"What do you mean by free?" - Tio
"It means you're free to do whatever you want. - Ryudo
Er...Anything good anyway. Plant a tree. Kiss a baby. Whatever." - Ryudo
"So...what should I do?" - Tio
"Fly a kite! Build a birdhouse! I don't know. Mareg, what are we going to do with her?" - Ryudo

"What part of it makes you so angry?" - Roan
"The part that says "Hurray for Granas, now let's all run about, trailing brightly colored streamers from our hands." - Ryudo

"Fine, fine. I'm a heretic. I hate god. I hate your ridiculous outfits. I hate YOU." - Ryudo

"Elena, don't talk to strangers. Besides, they could be diseased." - Ryudo

"Yet there were those who hated the Light, who turned their eyes fom its measureless love. The light fell upon their backs, casting long shadows on the earth. Darkness was birthed."

"Great. Now I'm depressed AND bored. Maybe it gets better." - Ryudo

"I can't stand God or women..."- Ryudo

"You cold, unfeeling brute!" - Elena
"Geohound. Cold, unfeeling Geohound." - Ryudo

And my personal favorite "Did you say nerd?" - Raiden MGS2

[Gyro]

Coolest quote:

"You want stars? I'll give you stars!" - Jill Valentine, Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

That's all I can think of. I'm on a Resident Evil kick right now. :)

[The Dark Knight]

"It just occurred to me that mixing medicine and alcohol is a really stupid and possibly lethal thing to do. If I were a real person instead of a lovable, inept cartoon character with the potential for a few more sequels... I wouldn't even consider it. Skoal!"

-Guybrush Threepwood

"Never spend more than twenty bucks for a computer game."

-Guybrush Threepwood

[Dane Martin]

Originally posted by Rei
[Grandia 2 quotes]

Haha... I'm sure that would be worth playing just for the bizarre quotes.

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" from Zero Wing on the Mega Drive system :D (a pretty good space shooter game!)

Narrator: "In A.D. 2101
War was beginning."
Captain: "What Happen ?"
Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb."
Operator: "We get signal."
Captain: "What !"
Operator: "Main Screen Turn On"
Captain: "It's you !!"
Cats: "How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction."
Captain: "What you say !!"
Cats: "You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha ...."
Operator: "Captain !"
Captain: "Take off every 'ZIG'!
You know what you doing.
Move 'ZIG'.
For great justice."

Go to Whazzat?! (http://www.classicgaming.com/whazzat/) for the most comprehensive listing of video game quotes I've ever seen! Oh yeah, the Banjo Kazooie stuff is great, too!

[Spike04]

C'mon!
-Fox
-Super Smash Brothers Melee

[Zorakfan]

The monkey island games don't count.

They're just one huge freaking quote of hilarity. How I love them.

[hello_lola]

"Is that ... Enrico?"

The RE series has the absolute funniest voice-overs.

[Rei]

Some great Resident Evil quotes:

"Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you." - Barry

"Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him." - Note

Barry: "Jill, you're here, too?"
Jill: "Yes, you're here, too?"

Barry: "Jill, do you think we could see 'Tyrant' now?"
Jill: "Barry, you're sooo optimistic!"

"It's too dangerous to fire! Dose it have another use?"

"Don't worry about me, I'll just go outside and be eaten by a monster!" - Barry (I like that one)

"You almost became a Jill sandwich!" - Barry

"You're an amazon, Jill!" - Brad

Rebecca: "Its me, Chris"
Chris: "Is that you Rebecca?" (Nice one)

"Jill, you go check the other rooms. I'll be examining this.... I hope this is not Chris' blood!" - Barry

"There is some serum.... Oh no, I forgot to bring some with me." - Enrico

Barry: "Why don't you look for more clues, Jill?"
Jill: "Okay, I'll go look for more clues."

Jill: "What is that?"
Wesker: "NO!...Jill...Don't open that door!"
Jill: "But Chris is..."
[A gunshot is heard]
Wesker: "What was that?"
Jill: "Maybe...it's...Chris"

From RE: Survivor :

"The Phone hang up" - Game dialog

"Keep clean" - Sign

"There's a hole, which a man could enter. I could go down there if I had a rope. You've used the rope." - Game dialog

"You've obtained
How to extract the material." - Game dialog

"Today, we received a reply to our report about the incident where 20 guinea pigs committed suicide the other day." - Dairy

From RE 2 :

"Sorry 'bout that. I saw your uniform and thought you were another zombie." - Ada to Leon

"Emergencey. Dail 911." - Sign (Those errors were in the game)

"Will you take the Mugnum Parts?" - Game dialog (I love that game dialog)

"Someone's made a mess here." - Claire

"He has lost consciousness due to shock from the bullet wound. The wound does not seem to be mortal..." - Ada

"It still locks undamaged." - Game dialog

From RE 3: Nemesis :

"Ouch. My ears are ringing. We both should be deaf by now." - Carlos

"This does not seem to get the machine to work." - Game dialog

"A well maintained contro room" - Game dialog

"A dried pumpkins is placed here." - Game dialog

"It's a switch for the elevator of the ladder." - Game dialog

Don't you love translation mistakes? :D

[Combat Sock]

Um....brel....la- Enrico before he dies-RE