Batman Beyond Funny Quote #3

[James Harvey]

I'll post a screengrab from BATMAN BEYOND and you have to come up with funny (PG Rated) quotes for the pic. If you have more than quote, than try to put them up in one post. So, here's this edition's picture:

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/morewfepisodes/rotj12.jpg

"Now push...I can almost see the baby's head...keep pushing..."

[DR. BELCH]

[flatulent noise] Ow! [expletive deleted]! [another flatulent noise] Aah! Oh, sweet mother of Manson, I knew I shouldn't have had a third helping of Harley's Harlequin Chuckles Chili at supper! [a third very long flatulent noise]

[joker]

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/morewfepisodes/rotj12.jpg


"were all alone (sinff) we have no food. were lost in the woods. (sniff). this is all my fault. this was my project and were all going to die. (sniff). the blair witch is out there, we saw some rocks that were in a pile and that means were gonna die(sniff).

[Nightwing]

LOL!!!! Joker's will be hard to top, but here's mine anyway:


*Batman picks up a picture he finds laying on a street of Gotham*


BATMAN:

Hmm... What the...!?

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/morewfepisodes/rotj12.jpg


~~~~flashback, small secluded hideout on Gotham Harbor~~~~


JOKER:

GRRRR!!! I'm going to figure out how this camera's timer works if it...
*CLICK*

DOH!!!!!!

[redDragon]

Joker: Come to daddy J.J.! I won't hurt you, really!

[Shriek]

Dr Belch I know this is kinda a steal off of yours, but sorry..


"Come on Number 2! 1 - 2 -3 Push!!"

[DR. BELCH]

--I mean, he does look like he's...well, you know. Just be grateful I didn't do a hemmorhoid joke.... :D

[Shriek]

He looks like he's.... well... Constapated.

[welty69]

So, here's this edition's picture:

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/morewfepisodes/rotj12.jpg


If you want to be baptized I have to hold you under water for a minute or two...HEE HEE

[Inque]

"I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chiante...

[mxyzptlk]

i have to poop

[Bird Boy]

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/morewfepisodes/rotj12.jpg

"Is it out yet?"
Nurse: "No, not yet sir!"
"Darn Batman and those bat-a-rangs!"

Ok..so it wasn't funny..but..eh..

-BB

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

(static, then joker appears)

"I now take you from your regualrly scheduled programming to bring you this message..."

[Shriek]

AH HA HA!

Joker "I'm so cold!! Last time I play with Freeze in that way!"

[DanaTan]

Oh wow, I'm laughing hysterically here!!! Hahaha, I thought that Joker's was the funniest :) Seen too many Saturday Night Lives... hehe! I don't have anything to add, but maybe next time =D I just thought that most of the captions were really really funny!

Etienne