Batman/Superman Funny Quote #3

[James Harvey]

I'll post a screengrab from BATMAN/SUPERMAN and you have to come up with funny (PG Rated) quotes for the pic. If you have more than quote, than try to put them up in one post. Here's the picture below:

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/wfp3_02.jpg

"Callin' me fat? At least I don't wear underwear on the OUTSIDE!"

[Joker85]

" And you can't even fly!! What kind of superhero are you anyways???!!!":)

[Bud 'n Lou]

Bruce: Say, Lois...I was thinkin'; you're here..I'm here..all alone in this hotel room..whadaya say we uhh...*wink wink*

Lois: *smack* Put your clothes back on!

[joker]

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/wfp3_02.jpg



bruce"how did my pectorials get this big? they are ridicoulusly huge!"

[Batgirl]

Lois: Whaddya mean you have a girlfriend?!?!?!

[DR. BELCH]

BRUCE: [yelps in pain]
LOIS: Here's your d*** beer. The next time you call me "sweetcheeks", though, you'll get a devil of a lot worse than a pop upside the head.
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BRUCE: [yelps in pain]
LOIS: Sorry. Mosquito. Must be a rip in the window screen.
Little s.o.b.'s are everywhere.
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BRUCE: Yowp! Lois, you give the worst erotic backrubs in Metropolis!
[LOIS makes a "blah, blah, blah" gesture with one hand and reaches for her soda with the other.]

[Govan]

Lois: I told you all that Viagra couldn't be good for you! Can you even _move_ your face anymore? And what do you need it for, anyway?

Bruce: Yeah, yeah...hey baby, at least _I'll_ be the one they call "Superman" now...heh heh heh...

[redDragon]

Lois: Don't move, there's a creature eating into your back.

[Inque]

owww, you got one of your nail clippings in my eye!

[BWDK]

"See? I told you my breasts are bigger than yours!-Ouch!"

[mxyzptlk]

lois:judo chop

[Shriek]

Bruce - "Say? What was that for?"

Lois - "You my *****. I own you now!"

[The Flash]

Lois: I don't care, all I had in the fridge was diet coke....