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James Harvey
06-02-2002, 05:34 PM
The Funny Quotes are going weekly! Joy! But, as always, keep 'em in the PG catagory. If not your FQ will either be edited, or deleted. The Flash will be back next week with a new FQ!

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ENJOY!

Didja miss last week's Funny Quote? Then go <a href="http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34658">Here</a>.
James
06-02-2002, 06:09 PM
"Caught again using a fat guy as a rucksack, eh Depp? Let's see what the Enquirer will make of this little gem!"

(sorry robbie... ;) )
KingDead
06-02-2002, 06:18 PM
"Yes, The Royal Police Force is stilll working out the flaws in our John Goodman Clone Force, why do you ask?"

(And I apologize to any Brits on the board if I got the name of the police force wrong...I am a dumb American after all :p)
Evil Dr. Reef
06-02-2002, 08:25 PM
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"Hold me closer, tiny... uh... large dancer..."
Rhydant
06-02-2002, 10:05 PM
"I have become angered and disgrunteled! So stop hugging me!"
Barb Gordon
06-02-2002, 11:37 PM
Depp: If you haven't noticed, this look on my face says "get this guy off of me!"

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Director: And cut!
Depp:....uh, hey big fella, you can let go of me now.....


~Barb
Zorakfan
06-03-2002, 01:15 AM
My friend here doesn't seem to understand the concept of 'piggy back ride'....
The Penguin
06-03-2002, 01:22 AM
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"This has to be the worst pick-pocket attempt ever."
Dane Martin
06-03-2002, 06:20 PM
(from left to right...)

"Colonal, this baffoon was caught attempting to steal our chicken!"

"I didn't do it. Gaze into my eyes. I didn't do it."

"I'm still trying to figure out why you'd steal my chicken in the first place, but you shall be forever deemed a CHICKEN THEIF."
LightAngel
06-04-2002, 12:07 PM
Curses, foiled again! I would've won if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!!
Terminatah
06-04-2002, 03:04 PM
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"I'll let go if you will."

-Terminatah
SpaceCub
06-05-2002, 02:22 PM
Depp: Ok, so I am Jack the Ripper... but don't you think being grinded by a 350 lb man is a bit much for punishment?

Inspector: Well you better get used to it for where you're going

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"Uh, hello Mr. Yuen? Yes, I was in a horrible plane crash and my entire family was killed and I am now a vegetable. Seeya at work tomorrow!"
Sir Gatts
06-05-2002, 07:04 PM
Guy in middle: "Man you need a shave."
Andy Mancini
06-05-2002, 11:57 PM
For the last time no! I cannot and will not get you Kate Moss' autograph!
Manhunter
06-06-2002, 04:24 PM
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Depp:Uh, this isn't what it looks like!
Zorakfan
06-06-2002, 04:28 PM
Let's see William's street pull an invisible man THIS time!
Good Ol' Batmanuel!
06-07-2002, 07:59 PM
As soon as I saw the picture of Robbie Coltrane holding Jonny Depp, I immediately thought of a quote, but I think people would take it the wrong way, not knowing about the "fat guy's" old show.
Pilmedium
06-08-2002, 07:21 PM
Guy on left: Restraining... him... from... murder.
Guy in middle: I'm no murderer. I am being attacked.