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The Flash
05-25-2002, 09:25 AM
The Funny Quotes are going weekly! No more waiting 2 weeks for a new one! But, as always, keep 'em in the PG catagory. If not your FQ will either be edited, or deleted.

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ENJOY!

Did you miss last week's Funny Quote? Click here for Anitainment Funny Quote #15! (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33822)

LazyReaper
05-25-2002, 12:08 PM
"Hey, that's MY bed!"


-Aximlli-

Maxie Zeus
05-25-2002, 02:11 PM
"Message from Laurence Olivier. He says, 'See you in hell, Shatner!'"

James
05-25-2002, 03:48 PM
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Whilst amusing, the Gorn's YMCA dance did little to actually kill Captain Kirk.

James
05-25-2002, 03:51 PM
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Whilst amusing, Kirk's attempts to seduce the Gorn did little but make it very, very angry.

Evil Dr. Reef
05-25-2002, 09:04 PM
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A new screenshot from "Halloween 3,798", where Miachel Myers, for some reason, turns into a Gorn, and tries to kill Captain Kirk.

Only in theaters!

Zorakfan
05-25-2002, 09:09 PM
GOJIRA! WAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

Alaskanbullworm
05-25-2002, 09:27 PM
Inflatable......rock.......falling........on.........legs.........makes............me...........talk .............like...........this.

Please.........help..........me...........man.............in...............costume.

or

A scottish monster?!?!?!?! You must be related to old Nessie.

The Flash
05-25-2002, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Patrick Star
Inflatable......rock.......falling........on.........legs.........makes............me...........talk .............like...........this.

Please.........help..........me...........man.............in...............costume.


LOL! I was waiting for somebody to do something like that!!

JusticeLeagueLegion
05-26-2002, 06:37 PM
JAMES KIRK: Kirk to Enterprise, I'm being attacked by a giant Gorn and he just threw a deadly stira-foam rock at me...now he's about to stab me with his knife...beam me up now!!

SCOTTY: Captain...you don't have time to explain it...I'll just beam you up!!....Captain....Captain?...CAPTAIN!? Where are you?

JAMES KIRK'S GHOST: It's too late...Scotty...since I took the time to explained it you he already killed me.

Manhunter
05-26-2002, 09:04 PM
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Kirk: Dude. XYZ.

Gorn: Huh? *looks down* Aw,man!

Calico
05-26-2002, 10:38 PM
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

pzcman
05-27-2002, 02:22 PM
Kirk: how was i supposed to know she was your girlfriend?!?!?!?!

Zoddman
05-28-2002, 07:13 PM
Now this pic is perfect for the funny quote!

Gorn: weesa now play 'da tag now okeeday!

Kirk: Jar Jar, Are...you...in...there!?

Sir Gatts
05-28-2002, 09:52 PM
Kirk: Spare some... change?

KingDead
05-28-2002, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by The Flash

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Lizard-Man: Kirk! Wake up, you bum! It's your turn to clean up the dust planet!

Kirk: But Liiiizy, I don't wanna. What's the purpose of cleaning up the dust planet if it's going to get dirtier?

LM: Because it is the goal of any sentient being to provide purpose in the world that will eventually erode any evidence of the person's exitance!

Kirk: Dangit, no more Waking Life for you!

SpaceCub
05-29-2002, 01:38 AM
Kirk: Dude. XYZ.
Gorn: Huh? *looks down* Aw,man!

Dangit, I was gonna use that 1!

Gorn: Does this make me look fat?

Kirk: No, it's most attractive...

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"The away team will consist of myself, Spock, Bones, Scotty, and... the guy in the red shirt"- Kirk
"Ahhh crap..."- Guy in red shirt

Pilmedium
05-29-2002, 06:31 PM
"I'm going to kill you to death, you see, kill you to death!"

pzcman
05-29-2002, 08:05 PM
another one...
lizard man: all your base are belong to us! you have no chance to survive make your time.
:D

Terminatah
05-30-2002, 09:18 AM
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Alien: "You sure got a purty mouth, boy."

-Terminatah

Hippos315
06-02-2002, 07:23 AM
Hey Kirk i told you not to play in the kite room!!!!!!!