The Meatman Speaketh

[SonOfMeatwad]

GREETINGS TO MY FRIENDS WHO I DO NOT KNOW. MY NAME IS MEATMAN AND I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU WOULD ONLY GIVE ME YOUR MEAT PRODUCTS. LET ME TAKE THEM OFF YOUR HANDS, I'M SURE YOU DON'T NEED THE EXTRA PROTEIN ANYWAY. I HAVE COME TO PROCURE THE MEAT SUBSTANCES OF THE UNIVERSE. GIVE THEM TO ME NOW.

[Failure]

Umm, I'd recommend laying off the CAPS LOCK if I were you. Besides that welcome.

[SonOfMeatwad]

I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR MY PRIMITIVE KEYBOARDING SKILL. IT PROVES TO BE A DIABOLICAL PAIN IN THE PATOOTIE HAVING MEAT ARMS. ESSPECIALLY WHEN THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN ATTEMP INGESTING THEM. I REQUIRE MEAT. GIVE ME ALL YOUR MEAT.

[Parallax]

Ya can take me freedom but ya cant never take me meat! :p

Lay off the CAP LOCKS man.It makes it look like your shouting.

[Dane Martin]

Meat is especially meaty when not CAPITALIZED, so, uh... yeah. :p

Welcome. Just, as other people have said, lay of t3h c@pZ~!!!11!1

[Parallax]

Oh yeah I forgot to say welcome.

[Greliz]

Oh God, you actually found your way here...looks like I'll have to set up more land mines and bear traps next time. =P

Anyways, welcome to the board, my meaty cohort....break out the tarantulas. :D

[Dane Martin]

:p
Originally posted by Greliz
Oh God, you actually found your way here...looks like I'll have to set up more land mines and bear traps next time. =P

Anyways, welcome to the board, my meaty cohort....break out the tarantulas. :D

Better yet, why don't we combine bear traps, landmines, and tarantulas, into the one, the only...

TARAMINATRIP!!!

...sorry. I'm tired. :D :p

[SonOfMeatwad]

I DESIRE MEAT. THE MEATIEST OF MEATS RESIDES IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST REGION OF MY PANTS. OH WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T WEAR PANTS. I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD THING SEEING AS HOW THEY WOULD GET QUITE SQUISHY. WHERE'S THE MEAT

[Green Guardsman]

Originally posted by SonOfMeatwad
I DESIRE MEAT. THE MEATIEST OF MEATS RESIDES IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST REGION OF MY PANTS. OH WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T WEAR PANTS. I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD THING SEEING AS HOW THEY WOULD GET QUITE SQUISHY. WHERE'S THE MEAT

Someone call Arkham, quick

[Dark Spider]

Originally posted by SonOfMeatwad
I DESIRE MEAT. THE MEATIEST OF MEATS RESIDES IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST REGION OF MY PANTS. OH WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T WEAR PANTS. I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD THING SEEING AS HOW THEY WOULD GET QUITE SQUISHY. WHERE'S THE MEAT

Let's play "Who's Line is it anyway" with this quote shall we...

ACT 1:


I DESIRE MEAT. THE MEATIEST OF MEATS RESIDES IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST REGION OF MY PANTS. OH WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T WEAR PANTS. I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD THING SEEING AS HOW THEY WOULD GET QUITE SQUISHY. WHERE'S THE MEAT

*Dark Spider cries*

DS: Mommy, the mean scary man is yelling at me. He keeps saying he wants meat, but I don't *snif* have any... :(

ACT 2:


I DESIRE MEAT. THE MEATIEST OF MEATS RESIDES IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST REGION OF MY PANTS. OH WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T WEAR PANTS. I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD THING SEEING AS HOW THEY WOULD GET QUITE SQUISHY. WHERE'S THE MEAT

Uhhh, can you even say that here? Is it that big that you can't wear pants? Maybe you should lay off the kix...(old joke from the cereal box topic)

Seriously, you can make a whole "Funny quote" thread with this little tidbit.

[Failure]

Meatwad, I'll give you 2 tips for the price of 1.

#1 - Lay off the CAPS. Seriously

#2 - I think we get your "i need meat" gist. Quit with the pointless posts.

Ignore at your own peril.

[Dane Martin]

Originally posted by Failure
Meatwad, I'll give you 2 tips for the price of 1.

#1 - Lay off the CAPS. Seriously

#2 - I think we get your "i need meat" gist. Quit with the pointless posts.

Ignore at your own peril.

Those were much needed. Thank you.

[SonOfMeatwad]

This is Meatman's secret identity, Meatius Von Meaton and I invite you all to land your space crafts on the moon and partake of the moon meat for it is really quite divine. I also think we should all have a picnic and everyone should bring all their meat so that the world may become a more meat-filled and meaty place. Let the meat flow freely from the meat fountains as glorious meat rains down from the meat-colored sky.

[The Penguin]

Umm... Welcome Meatman. Be sure to the rules (http://forums.toonzone.net/misc.php?s=&action=showrules) carefully. They are important.

[Rei]

Be sure to try some of our hot dogs. They're 100% unknown meat. You'd love em.

[Bob...SpongeBob]

wow...
:confused: :eek: :confused:




ummm...I guess if ya lay off the caps lock a little, I could ship some meat down from my space station...or else, if you want the mystery meat in mondays taco salad at my school's cafeteria...





(does anyone else find him a little freaky?) <runs to the fridge, grabs a carrot>

[Maxie Zeus]

Hmmm, I don't see this going anyplace happy or healthy.

Welcome to the boards, SonofMeatwad, but as several posters (and mods) have already said, be sure to read the rules.

[Green Guardsman]

Anyone else besides me think SonOfMeatwad should be sent to Arkham?