Justice League Funny Quote #14

[The Flash]

It's time for a brand new FQ! To play the game: Post a Funny Quote for the picture below (simple enough). If you can't think of one, read everybody else's. Because this is an all ages board, your FQ must be in the PG bracket. If you don’t your post and FQ will be deleted.

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ENJOY!

[redDragon]

Flash: Are we done posing for the picture? I'm about to fall over.

[Lucky Bob]

Batman: HAWKGIRL'S IT!!!!! HAWKGIRL'S IT!!!!

Superman: Superman: Outta my way! She's right on my foot!

Hawkgirl: Is that the best you can do, Mr. "Original Superdude?"

Superman: Hey, I didn't ASK for my powers to be toned down!

[Karkull]

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Hawkgirl: "Hurry! The answering machine's about to pick up!"

[Dan Slott]

It was then that Hawkgirl realised why no one else flew downwind of Superman on Justice League chili night...

[Jade_GL]

Hawkgirl: Just... one.... inch... closer... and I can touch the "Butt of steel"

[Dan Slott]

Flash: If I'm "The Fastest Man Alive," how the heck did Batman get ahead of me?

[Jade_GL]

Batman: Oooh look! A penny! I'll just pick it up....

[SirLemming]

Anyway, here's the quote:

Superman: All right! Let's all fly to the Watchtower!
Batman & Flash: Umm, Superman...
Superman: Oh right, you're not Jehova's Witnesses.
Batman & Flash: *grunt*

[Alpha Flight]

Superman: "Hey look at this photo that I drew of us.
It also talks."
Flash pushes a button on the back
Picture: "Up Up and Away!"
Flash: "Man how cheazy can you get!"

[Joe Tully]

Flash: Ah, what a nice day. Even Batman has a hint of a smile on his face. Of course, it's always a nice day when you accidentally stumble into AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE BACKGROUNDS CEASE TO EXIST!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Manhunter]

Superman: OK, let's move it, people! Cartoon Network's finally airing "Injustice for All"!

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Flash: Does anyone else feel the need to start singing a heroic song?
All: NO!!!
Flash: Oh, oh well. Guess I'll just sing! ANNNND OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER, FLYING HIGH INTO THE SUNNNN!!!!!
HawkGirl: Flash, when I catch you...
Flash: You can't catch me, cause I'm the fastest man alive!
Hawkgirl: Batman appears to be outrunning you.
Flash: Darn.

[murmur]

Flash and Batman [looking down, then at each other, dismayed]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Averager]

Ok, this might be a little stupid but...

All Thinking: Must... get... last... ticket to see Spider Man!

[Barb Gordon]

Flash: Can I stop grinning? My face is starting to hurt...

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Flash: uh...guys, is anyone else weirded out by the fact that there is no ground under us???

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*doorbell rings*
Flash: Pizza's here!
Batman: It's mine!
Wonder Woman: In your dreams!
Superman: If you all don't move it, I'm gonna lazer beam your butts.
Green Lantern: Outta my way, don't make me glow brighter.
Hawkgirl: Things are gonna get ugly if you don't move Flash!

And Martian Manhunter just glides through all of them, grabs the pizza and runs off.

Flash: I hate it when he does that...


~Barb

[Averager]

Martian Manhunter: Ok guys, I think we managed to ditch the Wonder Twins...

[Lucky Bob]

Originally posted by Mr.Otaku
Martian Manhunter: Ok guys, I think we managed to ditch the Wonder Twins...

The Olsen Twins would have fit, too....

[Cere]

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Sadly, due to the midday glare, none of the heros realized their path was about the collide with a Boeing 747...

[Ms. Kitty]

Everybody: WEEEEEE! :D:rolleyes:

[Dan Slott]

Re: WHEEE!

LOL! That was the BEST one yet!

[Bleu Unicorn]

Originally posted by Barb Gordon
Flash: uh...guys, is anyone else weirded out by the fact that there is no ground under us???

Lol, I was thinking the same thing, Babs! 'Kay, this is lame, but oh well.

Martian Manhunter: Oh, my aching back!
Hawkgirl: Can we at least get one shot without one of us blinking, please, this mace is getting heavy!

-- Uni

[Lab_Rat]

Batman: After what happened in Gorilla City, anyone who tries to leave me behind gets a Batarang in the back of the head.

Try me.

[Terminatah]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/group13.jpg

FUN ACTIVITY FOR JUNIOR LEAGUERS
Q: Which of the above characters does not belong?
A: J'onn J'onzz, because he's a dirty Martian.

-Terminatah

[Mattashell]

Flash: We are the Justice League, Should we be running away like this?

[Robyn]

Batman to Flash: Ok never again are we going parachutless skydiving with people who can fly

[Canomon]

To quote an old song:

"You don't tug on Superman's cape (Hawkgirl!),
You don't spit into the wind (Flash: I would never do that!),
You don't pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger (or Batman),
And you don't mess around with...uh...any of the Justice Leage!"

--------------------------OR--------------------------

J'onn: Let's see how many times I can fly in circles...
Flash: Not as many as I can run!

--------------------------OR--------------------------

Hawkgirl (thinking): Gee, this mace sure if heavy. Hey, that's a good excuse to drop it...right on Flash's head!

[JusticeLeagueLegion]

SUPERMAN: Gotta put my self in position...(FAARRRTTT) Aaaahh! That felt good!

HAWKGIRL: Help!! I'm falling!!

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: That was quite a Super-Fart.

[stwasm]

Batman: "If I could... just reach my utility belt.... I might be able to keep up with these airborne heroes!"

Flash: "Uh, Bats. You're wearing your utility belt."

[Clark]

Telephone: RING, RING!

All of them: I'LL GET IT!!!

[stwasm]

Originally posted by Terminatah
http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/group13.jpg

FUN ACTIVITY FOR JUNIOR LEAGUERS
Q: Which of the above characters does not belong?
A: J'onn J'onzz, because he's a dirty Martian.

-Terminatah

Now, Terminatah. That's not nice! :rolleyes:

[Silver_Angel]

Flash: Last one in the pool's a white martian!!

[Ms. Kitty]

WEEEEE!! :D

*With banjo music in the background* :cool:

[Lucky Bob]

It's a little late, but I thought I'd do something unique...

"In an unprecedented move by Toonzone, some of the forum moderators have decided to pose in-costume for a Justice League Board promotional shot."

Maxie Zeus/Batman: Why did I get the pointy-eared costume?
The Flash/Flash: Pardon?
MZ Batman: I don't LIKE pointy ears!
Nightflower/Hawkgirl: Hey, watch it!
Singin Stray Cat/Wonder Woman: Actually, yours are more feather-like...
"WB" Gray/Martian Manhunter: Enough with the feathery ears, it's such a lovely day! Although, will somebody do something about the Avon?
Flash: Huh?
MZ Batman: This doesn't solve my pointy ears problem....
N. Hawkgirl: Where are the other moderators?
Jim Harvey/Superman: They cancelled.
MZ Batman: No wonder, who wants pointy ears?
JH Superman: What are you complaining about? I've got the funny pajamas!
SSC Wonder Woman: I haven't even got a mask!
Clayface/Green Lantern: It's too easy for me, I'm the shapeshifting moderator!
"WB" Manunter: Must...kill....quarter.....
N.Flower Hawkgirl: That's enough guys, do you want me to close this thread?
Flash: You heard the lady!
Everyone: Sorry!

(I have the highest respect for our moderators, by the way, they are the coolest!)

[GothamGirl]

Everyone: WE'RE GOING TO EAT AT DENNY'S TONIGHT!!!

[GothamGirl]

Superman: Quick everyone, we have to get to Subway to COLLECT US ALL!!

[GothamGirl]

Batman: We made made it to subway.
Hawkgirl: I'm getting a cookie.
Flash: Hey Wonder Woman do you want to suck my
Wonder Woman: DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!
Flash: I was gona say straw. See it's a Subway straw that looks just like me. I got a soda and thoght you'd like some.
Wonder Woman: oh.
Flash: What did you think I was gona say?
Wonder Woman:uhhhh

[DisneyBoy]

Last one there is Superfriend!

[Zoe J'Onzz]

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Martian Manhunter: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! A SLASH FANFIC WRITER IS AFTER US!!!!!!!

Green Lantern: OH NO. IF THEY CATCH US, THEY'LL PROBABLY WRITE ME & FLASH TOGTHER!!!!

Flash: (running faster than he's ever ran before)

[murmur]

Originally posted by Clark
Telephone: RING, RING!

All of them: I'LL GET IT!!! Lol...And this is the second time I've read it. Brilliant.

[Sapphic Amazon]

Once the JL discovered the identity of the artist most responsible for their tiny and misshapen ankles and feet, they were off to the races to mete out some cartoon vengeance- Justice League style!

Sapphic Amazon