the stupidest thing ed said on ed ed n eddy [Archive]

Ed man

05-02-2002, 06:25 PM

" That is right son, A mind is a terrible organ to shovel!"
Or...

"I smell like fresh cut spring flowers spewn across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon!"

Those two have gotta be the dumbest quotes by Ed

ButteredToast

05-02-2002, 06:33 PM

How about...

Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes. :D

mizunderstood

05-02-2002, 06:36 PM

i thought it was really dumb when he said "moms the word double d" for no reason at all

Ed man

05-02-2002, 07:01 PM

Actually its "mums the word" It means keep it a secret.

Thundercleese

05-02-2002, 07:35 PM

"That's right son, the mind is a terrible organ to shovel"

what about......

"I am a whale, an endangered mammal. hug me"

"COOKIES AND MILK!!!!"

"Canadians are weird" (on second thought, that may be the most intelligent thing i heard him say)

(Acting like Eddy) "I'll do it if i give you a quarter, Ralphy-Boy"

Thundercleese

05-02-2002, 08:12 PM

Wait a second i forgot...this is by far the weirdest....

"I am one with my shoe size Double D"

grim15

05-02-2002, 08:32 PM

"Geez Eddy plank doesnt talk to much"

Kuro-Neko

05-02-2002, 08:52 PM

"Do you have corn in your ears mister?"

mizunderstood

05-02-2002, 09:03 PM

this is the weirdest one so far "your wish is is my lunch and

"look into my nose and see your future"

Artemis

05-02-2002, 09:08 PM

"I found my sensitive side because it has a rash."

Eddy_Girly

05-02-2002, 09:12 PM

Mine are:

:p "Here is your mustard, Double D!" ("Scrambled Ed")

:p *excitedly* "Can I cater a party?" ("Urban Ed")

:p "Let's sing a song!" ("Dim Lit Ed")

:p "Tell me a story, boss." ("Will Work For Ed")

:p "Aw, no way, Double D. Not since I had my braces removed." ("Who, What, Where, Ed")

:p "Why does goo float?" ("One + One = Ed")

:p "Zip-a-dee-doo-da!" ("Rent-A-Ed")

:p "I'm a woodpecker! . . . . . 'Cept with dirt." ("Stop, Look And Ed")

:p "I claim this planet in the name of Ed; bringer of bacon." ("X Marks The Ed")

:p "Cookie dough!" ("Dueling Eds")

I think you'll find (at least) one in every Eds' episode. ;)

Greek_Honeybee

05-02-2002, 09:15 PM

Who writes his lines anyway?? Do they have some Random Ed Speech Generator computer program or something? And where can I get one? :D

Alaskanbullworm

05-02-2002, 09:31 PM

One that is really weird is when he says "Pickle?" and he holds up a pickle. Where did he get that from?

natakuwufei13

05-02-2002, 09:40 PM

"Why is double D wearing pantyhose on his head?"

mizunderstood

05-02-2002, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by natakuwufei13
"Why is double D wearing pantyhose on his head?"

thats not stupid in that episode double d actually was wearin pantyhose on his head

skite

05-02-2002, 11:23 PM

id have to say on the one when hes at eddy house asking stupid questions like:
"how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose" :p
"if carrots are good for ur eyes can they dial a phone" :D
ect..
thats what i think :)

Spike Mcdougal

05-02-2002, 11:30 PM

I think this should be the weridest Ed quote thread :) :)

Kuro-Neko

05-02-2002, 11:52 PM

"You're too fat for me,I'm too fat for you"

"I think I swallowed a turtle"

BlueAngelGal

05-03-2002, 12:44 AM

"One plus one equals one on a bun!"

Spike Mcdougal

05-03-2002, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by BlueAngelGal
"One plus one equals one on a bun!"

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feslmogh

05-03-2002, 08:24 AM

They may not be the strangest, but they are funny!

"Big Butt So What!"
"Doodie?"
"A naked foot!"
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Sora Takenouchi

05-03-2002, 08:52 AM

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DR. BELCH

05-03-2002, 10:42 AM

*"I wish I had a zit." (After which Double D reminds him that he has a boat on his back.)

*Faster, pussycat!" (a possible ref to the cheapo B-Movie Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, uttered atop the boys' homemade roller coaster)

*"My refrigerator experiment!"

*Ed claiming his parents removed the basement stairs because he'd misbehaved, which Double D found "disturbing"

*anytime Ed gets on a tangent about some horror movie monster he's seen

a.k.a. Skarr~~

05-03-2002, 03:25 PM

"Sarah will tell mom and mom will tell dad and dad will say, 'Not now honey, I just got home from work!'"- "For Your Eds Only"

"Slide on the soap! (slide) Slide on the soap! (slide) Slide on the soap! (slide) Slide on the soap! (slide) Slide on the soap! (slide)"- "From Here to Ed"

"The stupid bird stole my quarter and flew away with it! Stupid!"- "Mirror Mirror on the Ed"

"Hello light! Hello light! Hello light! Hello light! Hello light!"- "1+1=Ed"

They aren't stupid, but they are weird. I say, "Hello light" all the time! My favorite Grim quote- "Hey, Deric, and Deric! You don't think your ol' buddy Grim is ugly, do you?"- "Look Alive"

auto

05-03-2002, 03:26 PM

Ed wise I think the dumbest thing he ever said was "pain and hurt"

j.w

05-03-2002, 03:41 PM

'Dig a hole dig a hole'
'I make a good shovel ha eddy'

turbomog007

05-03-2002, 05:03 PM

i think Ed's most funny line was was this:

hello light

he said this for a whole night while opening and closing the refrigerator door.

Galaxia

05-03-2002, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by DR. BELCH

*Faster, pussycat!" (a possible ref to the cheapo B-Movie Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, uttered atop the boys' homemade roller coaster)

Wasn't there an 80s band called "Faster Pussycat"?

(Oh BTW - Nice icon Dr. Belch...we go together! ^^; )

Eddy_Girly

05-03-2002, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by Greek_Honeybee
Who writes his lines anyway?? Do they have some Random Ed Speech Generator computer program or something? And where can I get one? :D

Danny Antonucci writes the dialogue for every episode. ;)

That's why you always see his name written in (also) under "Written by" or "Writers" (for Season 1) in the Eds' episodes.

He's more than just the Eds' Director, you know. ;) :D

Mackenzie Rainelle

05-03-2002, 09:51 PM

Hey, Feslmogh, no offense, but your signature is wrong, it's the Hayes Office, not the Hanes Office ::just got out of her film studies class::

::thinking:: Stupidest Ed quote.........Hmmm.......Oh!

Eddy: Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?
Ed: ::dim bulb grin:: Yes I will!

natakuwufei13

05-03-2002, 10:58 PM

Edd: (Ed drops a house on eddy) ED WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! Ed: Absolutly nothing

Allen's Nickname.

05-03-2002, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Eddy_Girly

Danny Antonucci writes the dialogue for every episode. ;)

That's why you always see his name written in (also) under "Written by" or "Writers" (for Season 1) in the Eds' episodes.

He's more than just the Eds' Director, you know. ;) :D

I can't help but notice that Jono Howard has a writing credit on most episodes....And that on eps. without Howard still have Antonucci credits....I really don't think that Antonucci writes all the diolouge for every episode. OR that he's done any writing at all for some eps. Not that Antonucci isn't a big part of the show, I just think that he is overcredited. (On writing)

Feslmogh

05-06-2002, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Mackenzie Rainelle
Hey, Feslmogh, no offense, but your signature is wrong, it's the Hayes Office, not the Hanes Office ::just got out of her film studies class::

::thinking:: Stupidest Ed quote.........Hmmm.......Oh!

Eddy: Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?
Ed: ::dim bulb grin:: Yes I will!

Oh... sorry! I'll change it after I switch BVD's in my player :p

skite

05-06-2002, 07:21 PM

heres another:
eddy:what could be more important then Master Eddy
ed: cookiedough!!!!!!! :D

Thundercleese

05-06-2002, 09:08 PM

DoubleD: I hav a bad feig about thi
Ed: I don't have any feeling at a all

Lot's of hurt, hold the onions

Oh way big!

Ed man

05-06-2002, 09:21 PM

Edd: I'm happy with it Eddy!
Ed: I'm happy with Eddy too!

Katana

05-07-2002, 05:13 PM

I can't remember what Ed exactly says, but it's in the episode in which all of the guys realize that they have the hots for Nazz. And it's when they all begin to give Nazz some sort of gift, and then Ed appears with the drawing upon his stomach....I swear that that was a trademark time that I had laughed so hard that I cried...

::remembers Ed moving his stomach and belly-button with his hands in unison with his own Nazz-like voice over::

j.w

05-07-2002, 05:41 PM

'COOKIES AND MILK'I cant rember which episode it comes from any one know :confused:

Ed man

05-07-2002, 09:10 PM

Cookies And Milk came from Know it all Ed. The one with the canadian Squirt guns.

Jazman

05-07-2002, 10:15 PM

Ow, my liver! Ow My Lazanga!-Ed
Ed, That's not a major organ!-Edd
It isn't?-Ed

To me that was or "How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose, or "Carrot's are good for your eyes, but can they dial a phone?