Batman/Superman Funny Quote #2

[James Harvey]

I'll post a screengrab from BATMAN/SUPERMAN and you have to come up with funny (PG Rated) quotes for the pic. If you have more than quote, than try to put them up in one post. I'll try to make the next pic a Superman one! Well, enjoy!

http://wf.toonzone.net/wfepisodes/b_05.jpg

Bane: Got Milk? SCREAM FOR MILK!!!!

[The Mad Hatter]

Bwahaha! How can I possibly follow that? Let's see...

Bane: I am NOT a cast member on Los Luchadores, dammit!!

[DR. BELCH]

BANE: Hey...does that far rear molar on the left look abcessed to you?

BANE: [belches thunderously] 'Scuse me! Maybe that third meatball sub with extra onions wasn't a good idea, huh?

BANE: Watch me do an Ozzy Osborne and bite the head off'a this bat!

BANE: Hey! I don't swing that way, Bat-freak!

[I.R Joey]

Bane: Kiss me you fool.

Batman: No Smint...no kiss.

[Joker85]

Bane: If you mention Batman and Robin to me one more Time I'll break you in TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! That was not ME!!!!!!!!:)

[Maxie Zeus]

"Watch in amazement as I fit not one-- not two-- but THREE billiard balls in my mouth at the same time!"

[Firefly]

Bane: Take a look at my Pearly whites

[Shriek]

Batman - I told you I'm not helping you find nose hairs.

[Batgirl]

Bane: Whaddya mean Candace is...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Bane: Hey! That was my car!

Batman: You're right... that was your car

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Batman: (mutters) XYZ...

Bane: That's not in the script!

Batman: I know...

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Bane: SO?!?! I LIKE BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!

Batman: You are sick... better warn the doctors...

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Bane: I'll show you whose crush Gotham who their new leader is and when I'm through crushing you I- I-

Batman: (mumbles) Keep going they can still edit!

Bane: I can't remember what comes next!!!

Director off screen: (disgusted) CUT!!!!!!!!! Bane, what's the
matter with you?!?! That's the ninth time we've had to do this scene! Well?!?!?!

Bane: (sniffs) I didn't say good bye to Assassin this morning...

Director: (gulps) Who's Assassin?

Batman: (flatly) His Toy Poodle


(Btw Mr. J85, I love your quote! :))

[redDragon]

Bane: It's all your fault!

Batman: Not my fault your bad breath drove her away

[Kylewayne]

Bane: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT !!!

Batman: one word ...MENTOS :D

[joker]

http://wf.toonzone.net/wfepisodes/b_05.jpg

bane: can you see him, can you see tony? he lives in my mouth and goes in my stomach if you try to see him, is he there?!

[optimal321]

http://wf.toonzone.net/wfepisodes/b_05.jpg

Bane: Guess which member of Aerosmith i am.

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Bane: Scream my name!!!

Batman: (sarcastically) Joel Schumacher!!!

[Bird Boy]

Batman: Phew! What'd you eat for lunch!?
Bane: What did I eat for lunch? I'll show you *BEEEEEEELCH*

-BB

[mxyzptlk]

batman:what have you been smoking bane
bane:i have not been smoking
batman:but your eyes, they are blood shot
bane:i... um,... like to.. uh swim alot...almost all the time.
batman: yeah sure ya do.

[Supergirl]

Bane-LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TELLING YOU HOW I'M GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD...

Batman-I am not listening to anything about Britney Spears! Or Christina [edited], or the Backstreet [edited], or N'sux!

Bane-Well if you think about it-we could rule the world with them. Cuz, cuz there's gotta be millions of fans out there, and united together!

Batman-why don't you just break my back now and put me out of my misory(sp)

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Robin from somewhere off stage-Batman! Line!

Batman-ugh..um-I mean..uhh-that is-

Robin(still offstage whispering)-At what point did you forget we are TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Batman-Oh yea...At what point did you forget that...Robin! that's not my line!

Laughing heard off stage

Bane-Get it right Batsy! My girlfriend is waiting outside and we are already late for dinner!