Justice League Funny Quote #13

[The Flash]

I’m baaaack, and it's FQ time! This week’s Funny Quote is from Justice League Adventures #4. Pencilled by Min S. Ku (hey, hey! ;)), inked by Rob Leigh, and colored by John Kalisz.

As usual try to keep it clean and somewhere around the PG bracket. If you don’t your post and FQ will be deleted. You know the rest.

ENJOY!

[Dan Slott]

"Check out the tan lines on Wonder Woman! Rwowr!"

or

"Do we have to rise for the National Anthem at the start of EVERY meeting?"

[Terminatah]

Teller: "I'm sorry, sir, but you should've taken a number. I'm going on another fifteen minute break."

-Terminatah

[Sapphic Amazon]

Hawgirl: I hate JL tryout day.

Flash groans: Man, what a bunch of losers. Arm-fall-off Boy? Please, let a world catastrophe breakout.

Batman mutters: There is crime in Gotham I could be preventing.

Superman: I'm sorry, son...I mean Handy Man. But the ability to make 187 different kinds of zip guns out of the contents of your average bag of trash, well, just doesn't quite fit JL standards. Next, please.

Martian Manhunter: Next we have applicant #239. His name is...Weed Whacker. He can spruce up any lawn, identify any weed at less than 100 yards, he can talk to flowers and he says he's immune to Poison Ivy's mind-controlling kisses, but would like a field test to make sure.

Green Lantern whispers: I bet.

Wonder Woman: Is this really the best way to select reserve members?

Flash bemoans: Where's Darkseid when you need him? Ahhhhh!

Sapphic Amazon

[Joe Tully]

Flash: So from now on, we just hang out at the Watchtower all day long, waiting for some crime to happen? What the heck are we, the Super Friends?

Superman: Keep quiet, Flash. It's been 26 days since the last time we had to save the world. Something will happen soon enough. Just be patient.

Flash: *moans*

[Lab_Rat]

Hawkgirl: I just don't understand. Batman is one of the most intelligent people on this planet, yet this machine has him stumped. Tell me, Flash, just what is so difficult about programing this thing called a VCR.

[Alpha Flight]

Green Lantern, "Wow this Danger Room idea isn't too bad!"
Batman, "I'd thought you'd like the addition to the tower."
Professor X unseen, "So that will be $2,000. I take cash, check, Visa or Mastercard."
Batman: "Dang I left my card in my other belt."
Hawkgirl: "The guy with the claws is crazier then I am."
Flash: "That's Wolverine but who's the chick that's sucking up he's power."
J'onn Jonez "Well something's sucking and I think it's the X-Men!"
Professor X: "Hey watch it!"

[Karkull]

Batman: "The X-Men better hurry up...we had the Danger Room signed out at three."

[JLU Dude]

Flash: I'm bored.
Superman: Don't start.
Flash: Something needs to happen soon.
Hawkgirl: I agree.
Wonder Woman: *Grabs remote* Let's see what's on TV? *Turns to a channel*
Man on TV: Is this Clarice? Well, Hello Clarice.
Wonder Woman: That man who's tied up needs help. Someone should stop that man. *Flys off*
Superman: It's a movie, Diana.
J'Onn J'Onzz: *Sigh* What a time to turn it to Hannibal.
Flash: Well, at least it's better than being bored.

[warmachine04]

Batman: I could be at home drinking champagne with supermodels but no, I have to spend my friday nights in this space station.

[watsonlives]

Batman: Every one is looking at me, and the vote is split, so I have to decide. But I can't make the decision, Peperonii or sausage?!?!?

[Mattashell]

This reply to Funnyquote#10 says it all!

Originally posted by Manhunter
Hawkgirl: Not another stupid 3-D puzzle!

[SirLemming]

"Any of you gettin' this 'Magic Eye' thing to work? 'Cause I sure ain't..."

[The Flash]

Flash: Hey, guys. Lemme know when Al Gore is done talking.

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Wonder Woman: Now, where did I put my lasso...?


I attached the picture again so you guys won't have to keep scrolling all the way up there while reading FQs. :)

[Manhunter]

Flash: Will somebody please shut that Muzak off!

[Majin Vegeta]

Flash: Mmmm.... Wonder Woman...

[Palin Dromos]

Hawkgirl: So Flash the rest of the JLA has been turned into lifesize cardboard stand-ups by Mr. Mxyzptlk. What're we going to do?

Flash: Don't look at me, Batman's the plan man. And I thought they were boaring before.

[Bob...SpongeBob]

J'onn: Superman, an unidentified vessel has appeared on sensors.
Superman: Put it on screen. Wonder Woman, hail them.
WW: Yes, sir. No response , sir.
Superman: Suggestions?
Batman: They may be hostile. Recommend shields and weapons charged.
Superman: Make it so, GL.
GL: Aye, sir.
HG: Ok, that's the last time we watch the six-hour Star Trek marathon.
Flash: Hey, all I know is that I wanted to play BlackJack, but nooo....

[Cere]

Flash: *sigh* When's the pizza delivery guy going to get here?
J'onn: Are you sure they can deliver it up here?
GL: They said, guaranteed under thirty minute delivery.
Superman: How come this always happens when we order out?
Batman: We need to install a kitchen.
Hawkgirl: I'm not cooking anything!
WW: Don't look at me!
Flash: How about I just take the Javelin-7 and pick up the pizza?
GL: Oh, no, Flash. You're not going on any more secret joy rides.
Flash: *sigh*...When's the pizza delivery guy going to get here?

[Batsy]

Martian Manhunter: I can get away with wearing little blue underwear because I'm green. The girls don't even look at me like the other guys. It's not fair it's just not fair.

Batman: I sould be somewhere else right now.

Martian Manhunter: I don't understand. I'm the lonest man and no girls want to comfort me. I'm more alone now then I ever was. Why? Why? WWWWHHHYYYYY?

Hawkgirl: He's in another one of those moods again.

Flash: Great.

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Superman: Flash, we need to get you a hobby.
J'onn: His color sense does need work.
Flash: So, I painted the Batwing. I thought you needed it done.
Batman: Its midnight blue.
Flash. Its close enough.
Batman: The Batwing is midnight blue.
GL: Kid, if I were you, I'd back up.
Batman: Midnight blue.
Flash: So? I'll clean it later. I'm the fastest man alive, remember?
WonderWoman: Actually, I think its closer to a deep navy.
Hawkgirl: No, I think its a mix between ocean blue and navy.
Batman:...
Flash: I don't think its THAT noticable. Hey, if you're flying in the sky,and a bad guy sees you, I don't think they'll care what color the Batwing is...just that Batman's there! right?
Batman:Blue. My car is blue.
Hawkgirl:Nice job, Flash.

[li_mangaman]

the patlabor ending theme

[The Penguin]

Flash: I mean I like Star Wars as much as the next guy, but do we really need to start now. There's plenty of time!

Green Lantern: I missed the last one and it's not happening again!

Flash: But I'm missing Dukes of Hazzard.

J'onn: I just hope Jar Jar isn't in this one too much.

Flash: Seriously, can we just leave.

Batman: Yeah there's nothing worse than someone who just keeps talking and half the time doesn't make any sense.

Hawkgirl: But we don't have anyone like that. :rolleyes:

Flash: I can hear you!

[Supreme]

Flash: "Best seat in the house!"

[murmur]

Spongebob I'm really impressed. Very true to the characters. Actually most of these are really good.

[Bob...SpongeBob]

thanky, murmur. The Star Wars one by Penguin really killed me, though, That's going to be me on the 16th! :D (with my luck, i probably won't get to see it til the 3am showing) :rolleyes:

[Lucky Bob]

Batman: I don't care if your suit itches, Space Ghost! There are other people that need to use the restroom!

Green Lantern: Didn't we petition the network for more bathrooms?

Wonder Woman: Yeah, but SOMEbody told them it was a petition for a Powerpuff Girls movie.

Flash: It wasn't me, already!

[Zoe J'Onzz]

Originally posted by Batsy
Martian Manhunter: I can get away with wearing little blue underwear because I'm green. The girls don't even look at me like the other guys. It's not fair it's just not fair.

Batman: I sould be somewhere else right now.

Martian Manhunter: I don't understand. I'm the lonest man and no girls want to comfort me. I'm more alone now then I ever was. Why? Why? WWWWHHHYYYYY?

Hawkgirl: He's in another one of those moods again.

Flash: Great.

Hey, I look at you like your a sexy luv-machine! Dont feel so left out, (tilts head) Kay?

[Sapphic Amazon]

Wonder Woman: I am amazed at how truly educational these tapes are, Hawkgirl. These "Super Hero Instructional Videos" really teach you a lot. And the multiple choice section is a great way to test one's intellect.

Hawkgirl, looking down on the Flash's snoring form: This is true.

Then Hawkgirl thinks to herself: Which is why I'm not surprised the Flash fell asleep the second the multiple choice chapter came up.

Batman, also thinking to himself: Who the hell doesn't know all of this stuff already? I knew about the double wrist-lock maneuver and the four separate counters when I was twelve. And of course being fluent in ancient Gaelic is important. And how can any credible hero fall for the self-imploding ziggurat trick?

[JusticeLeagueLegion]

Flash: Guys!! You're makin' me do all the work!!

[Batsy]

Hawkgirl: What are we all looking at?

Flash: Don't know.

[Sapphic Amazon]

Flash, while floating on clouds, ponders silently: I wonder if I could ever have a shot at dating a goddess? She is so beautiful. Best backside on the planet. (He starts softly singing.) "Lost in love and I don't know much, cause I'm thinking aloud and fell out of touch, but I'm back on my feet and eager to be what you wanted."

Hawkgirl mutters: Amazing. He is so lovestruck with Diana that he still hasn't noticed I broke his left leg in two about an hour ago. Amazing.

Sapphic Amazon