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Lucky Bob
04-11-2002, 08:39 AM
Welcome to the very first unofficial John Delaney Caption This thread featuring Batman and the Joker! I decided to post this because of the generally good response of the posters on the Feedback Forum. You all know the routine, but first, I would like to make three things quite clear:

1. Please keep all captions in the PG range. I'm sure I really don't have to tell you this, but if you don't, I'm sure SOME moderator is going to be on your tail.

2. Please note that this little diversion is in NO WAY meant to be an insult to the work of John Delaney, or of Mr. Delaney himself. The objective of this thread is not neccesarily to find the funniest quotes, but also the most fitting quotes. They can be funny, serious, weird, or otherwise.

3. And finally, I would like to point out that this thread is in NO WAY connected with an idea set forth by Toonzone, John Delaney, or any other official dude. This is solely my idea after drinking way too much Dr. Pepper in one afternoon.

Okay, now, let the replies begin!

http://www.toonzone.net/comics/john-delaney/JL-Batman-600.jpg
The Guard
04-11-2002, 08:40 AM
It doesn't need a caption. It speaks for itself.
Gyro
04-11-2002, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by The Guard
It doesn't need a caption. It speaks for itself. Yes, it most certainly does.
Lucky Bob
04-11-2002, 10:33 AM
So much for creativity!
The Guard
04-11-2002, 10:44 AM
I'll gladly caption a Watchmen drawing. Till then...nope.
The Dark Knight
04-11-2002, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by The Guard
It doesn't need a caption. It speaks for itself. Was there a point to saying that? Luckybob is trying out a new idea that could result in some great posts and a further appreciation of John's work, and all your comment did was discourage other people from posting. If you don't have a caption then don't post, it's as simple as that.
Terminatah
04-11-2002, 11:59 PM
"All it took was one crack about the new ears."

-Terminatah
Blackjack
04-12-2002, 02:11 AM
Joker: *Ullllllggg...that's the last time I challenge the Bat to a game of One Potato Two...*
mistah_j
04-12-2002, 02:17 AM
Joker: uuhhhhh. Was it something I said?
Batman: Yes.
Lucky Bob
04-12-2002, 08:19 AM
(No, wait, I've got a better one!)

Joker: Note to self, never say "Stop me if you heard this one."
Blackjack
04-12-2002, 03:23 PM
Or alternatly...

Joker: All I did was ask him if he's seen "Ali"...
Bleu Unicorn
04-12-2002, 03:29 PM
Not the best, but:

Batman: As punishment for your crimes, Joker, I should make you sew up the holes in my Batsuit and cape... but instead, I'll just bring you to Arkham.

-- Uni
BLACKHEART
04-12-2002, 03:31 PM
Batman: I told you it was your turn to pick up the check for dinner.
Calico
04-12-2002, 05:23 PM
Batman: And don't let me catch you littering again.
Lab_Rat
04-13-2002, 11:50 PM
I said that you had the right to remain silent.

That was NOT a suggestion.
Lucky Bob
04-14-2002, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Lab_Rat
I said that you had the right to remain silent.

That was NOT a suggestion.

I like that one. Dark humor, borderlining on serious. Very good caption!