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Andy Mancini
04-09-2002, 01:24 PM
In the past few days, there have been a lot of posts about some "hot button" topics: some lady in Europe is pregnant with a clone, the morality of downloading mp3s, an Englishman becomes the one of the first cyborgs, etc. After reading these posts, I have come to one conclusion: we are lving science fiction right now. To illustrate my point, take a look at 1992, which is exactly ten years ago. In 1992:

- Cloning was a topic talked about by the likes of Stephen King, not Larry King.

- A home satellite dish was a huge white thing that had to be implanted into a yard.

- When people thought CGI, they immediately thought of the video for "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits.

- The World Wide Web that we know today didn't exist yet.

- If you wanted a song that you didn't have on an album, you would have to record it onto a cassette tape.

- If you wanted a "high quality" video output, laserdisc was the way to go.

- Cell phones, then known as "car phones", were big, bulky and impractical.

- If you wanted a WWF pay per view, you had to order it from the cable company.

- "Biological terrorism" was when the overweight guy in the room passed gas.

- Global Positioning Systems (GPS) were in movies like "Star Trek".

- If you wanted to record two things on the television at once, you needed two VCRs and two televisions.

- I would not be writing this post because the class I am currently in (Java), doesn't exist yet.

I know that there aren't any Terimator-equse robots, hordes of teenagers with real working tails and cat ears, and noboby is flying the mech of you choice (Gundam, EVA, Voltron) yet. But still, how do we know in that in ten years this won't happen? Just food for thought from a person writing a post during the teacher's "smoke break".

BLACKHEART
04-09-2002, 01:29 PM
How do you know I am not a robotic killing machine built by the Government. I am able to change the way I look and blend into any crowd. Sound familiar?

Andy Mancini
04-09-2002, 01:35 PM
You're Al Gore?

Zorakfan
04-09-2002, 04:41 PM
Dear lord, help us all. Gore's loose!

Anyone00
04-09-2002, 05:54 PM
We've been living in an age of "super science" since WWII.

Terminatah
04-09-2002, 06:14 PM
Come with me if you want to live.

-Terminatah

optimal321
04-09-2002, 07:00 PM
Yep, science rocks! I'm really entrigued by all the things we can do now. Not only in how they all work, but in how to make even more :p .

JustJack
04-09-2002, 10:17 PM
Not only that, but we have calculated that an astroid might hit earth in 887 some years...hahaha! Wow, we have a LOOONG time to get ready for that. Heck, by then the human race coulkd be entirely eradicated by cyborgs & mutant clone things....But, in the end, who cares? Sure, I may want a robot arm some day...but, till then...I have no worries.

BLACKHEART
04-10-2002, 12:18 AM
I demand a recount!

**SETS SYSTEMS TO ANNHILIATE**

Jedigreedo
04-10-2002, 01:28 AM
They've created AI, it wasn't purposeful, and it wasn't an accident, it's just something to expect when you give a computer TOO many good componets, they tend to not listen to you and ignore commands and take their own time loading stuff. Out of all this we still haven't gotten a computer that'll work at 100% everyday. :D

Feslmogh
04-10-2002, 12:57 PM
Just think... it all started with the transister!

Roman Legion
04-10-2002, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Feslmogh
Just think... it all started with the transister! Hey, give those vacuum tubes some credit. ;-)

But even those would have been useless without the ponderings of European aristocrats! :D Of course, they wouldn't have amounted to much if not for the Romans, who picked up a lot from the Greeks, who picked up a lot from the Egyptians... ok, maybe I'm going a little too far back. =x

--Romey

Pilmedium
04-10-2002, 03:29 PM
- Cloning was a topic talked about by the likes of Stephen King, not Larry King.
Good one!

- A home satellite dish was a huge white thing that had to be implanted into a yard.
Trouble might be prevented if it was still that way.

- When people thought CGI, they immediately thought of the video for "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits.
I have never heard of that video. Nowadays, CGI has ruined the movie industry.

- The World Wide Web that we know today didn't exist yet.
Hard to imagine now. My parents would go crazy with all the "What Can I Do?" comments.

- If you wanted a song that you didn't have on an album, you would have to record it onto a cassette tape.
While not convenient, that's not bad, either.

- If you wanted a "high quality" video output, laserdisc was the way to go.
I don't think my family owned a laserdisc machine in 1992.

- Cell phones, then known as "car phones", were big, bulky and impractical.
It should still be that way. People talk on them too much, and they are responsible for car accidents.

- If you wanted a WWF pay per view, you had to order it from the cable company.
That explains why the WWF has become so popular.

- "Biological terrorism" was when the overweight guy in the room passed gas.
That's silly.

- Global Positioning Systems (GPS) were in movies like "Star Trek".
Now what are they in? New Star Wars? Only kidding.

- If you wanted to record two things on the television at once, you needed two VCRs and two televisions.
I honestly thought it was still that way.