SilverKnight
07-10-2001, 05:10 AM
Disclaimer: yeah yeah yeah, I don't own Batman, Superman or anything involving DC Comics. If I did, I sure as hell wouldn't be doin this, I'll tell ya that much. :) Because at least if I owned them, I could be gettin' *paid* for writing this, and trust me, I'm gettin nada now. So don't sue.
--I have no idea where it came from, and this most likely will not have sequals, so don't ask why this happened or why that happened, 'cause I don't know. It's like a reaction piece to something that never happened, and as long as you just go along with it, hopefully it won't be as bad. Okay? Thanks.--
>>Batman: The Breath of Accusation<<
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"The breath of accusation kills an innocent name." Mary Shelly
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He stepped into the room silently, trying not to draw attention. He didn't feel like getting any stares at this point and time. True, he almost *never* wanted to draw attention to himself, but this occassion was even worse. A personal battle raged in his mind, and he'd rather it be uninterrupted. So, why, then, was he in the JLA headquarters at all?
To be honest, he had no idea.
He just needed to get out of the cave for a while, until the news was brought to the public. The cave--the relics, the weapons--only brought more memories and conflicting feelings to the surface. Which the Dark Knight did not enjoy at all. Even less did he enjoy the fact that his one sanctuary was providing him with more grief than good--not to mention facing any of the people in his "family" after what he had decided to do. He sighed, sitting down in one of the chairs that peppered the large room. Across the "rec" room, for a lack of a better description for it, Kyle Rayner--aka Green Lantern--slumped in his own seat, eyeing his jade ring. 'He's still new,' Batman surmised. 'He hasn't fully gotten used to the "superhero" lifestyle yet.' GL sighed, flicking on the TV to a news channel.
The previous shift had just ended, so there were still many heroes straggling about while the new shift came on duty. People began pouring into the room, sitting, chatting, laughing. A couple noticed the Dark Knight with wary glances, but they were used to seeing him brood, and payed him little mind. Even some of the big guns arrived on the scene--Superman, Wonder Woman, and Martian Manhunter--to check in.
He frowned deeply, seeing the room fill with more and more people. He stood from the far corner, starting toward the entrance at the other end of the room. He wanted to be *alone*, dammit--
So, why'd he come here?
Again, the question popped in his mind, and he had no answer to it. He only knew where he *wouldn't* want to be--anywhere that reminded him of--
"Excuse me, we've just received word on breaking news occuring in Gotham," the anchor said hurriedly, reading the sheet in his hands. Everyone immediately gazed up towards the large monitor, confused. Everyone except one person. He stood still, hearing the low murmurs in accusatory tones spread in the small crowd. "The body of the notorious psychopathic murderer--" Batman immediately felt the eyes of his long time friend Clark Kent, aka Superman, bore at his back. "--the Joker has been found in an alleyway earlier this morning."
The previous hushed whispers turned into full-blown gossip, which did nothing to help his mood. He knew exactly what they were thinking, and despite himself, he couldn't blame them. "We go to a local reporter on the scene, Summer Gleeson. Summer," he turned to the large screen, which promptly filled with a youthful woman, whose pale features were covered sloppily in makeup due to the severity of the newsbreak. Her hair was in disarray, and what snippet of the clothes that were shown were disheveled. All in all, she looked to be having one hell of a good morning. "What can you tell us?"
"Well, John," she began quickly, as if she were out of breath, "police say an anonymous call was placed around 6 a.m. this morning, simply reporting, and I quote, 'a dead guy' in the alley. Police reported to the scene, and soon found out the 'dead guy' was, in fact, the notorious Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker," she explained matter-of-factly. Now *everyone* was staring at him. He gazed about the room for a second, a stern look upon his face, quickly gauging everyone's reaction to him. Some he could read like books--some looking afraid, some almost relieved, and a few deeply hurt. However, he refused to let the hard glares his way phase him--not even the ones from Diana and Clark--and his eyes followed back to the screen.
"What was the cause of death, Summer?" The anchor questioned anxiously. Apparently this was news to him as well.
She dropped her head for a moment, referring to a small white sheet in her hand. "Uh, John, the area is taped off, but I have been able to procure the preliminary coroner's report." The room fell silent, all of the League waiting to hear he was beaten to death, as he surely was by the Batman. After all, that insane clown had it coming to him for years. They all knew one day he was going to wind up pushing the wrong button, and the Dark Knight would snap and kill him. Not that any of them would *care* if the psycho was dead, but still...it was good gossip. 'The Bat loses his belfry.' Not a bad choice for a newspaper headline... "The cause of death, he wrote is--"
An offscreen "*hey*!" was heard, and the reporter whipped around to see what appeared to be the coroner stalking up to the vivacious woman. "Where do you think you're going with that? How'd you get ahold of that?"
The reporter smiled sweetly, holding the paper out to him. "Terribly sorry. I'm done with it now." The small man blinked, momentarily shocked by her feigned innocence, and the sheet hanging limply in her grasp. The coroner fuming, but aware they were on national television, merely snatched the paper from her fingers, tromping away.
Green Arrow, the resident ******* of the group in Batman's opinion, cleared his throat, getting more comfortable in his chair. "I think we all know what the 'cause of death' is, don't we Bats?"
"No 'we' don't. So can it, archer," Superman growled, as Batman simply glared at the man lounging in the seat.
"Summer, you there?" John asked, apprehensive that he lost his contact and would have to wing his way through the broadcast.
She nodded, her bangs bobbing in her face. "Yes, sorry John. The cause of death as reported by the coroner--" She shot a glance off screen. All the heroes leaned forward, straining to hear anything. "--is a fatal bullet wound to the back."
Most of them leaned back in their seats, either relieved or disappointed. While Batman kept things to himself, most of the Justice League knew his hatred for guns, and therefore would rule him out as a suspect. Notably those who seemed the most relieved were the big wigs of the JLA.
The thrum of the reporters voice filled the room, however everyone had stopped listening after that point. He, while not particularly wanting to stay there any longer, felt he should at least remain for a while, as not to damn himself further in the other's eyes. Instead, he perched himself back at his seat, a determinded--almost defaint--look upon his face as the rest of the League became up in arms.
The Joker had not been classified as a JLA villian, still everyone in the League knew of his existence. They've all heard the horror stories. He was as dangerous as he was psychopathic, and extremely intelligent. His attacks were random, pre-emptive, and highly deadly. And, like it or not, most of the people in the Leauge considered him just as much a threat as any of the JLA's enemies.
So, naturally, they were curious as to why he died--and more importantly--who killed him.
The quiet murmurs resurfaced anew; only instead of the voices saying, "Batman did it" they said, "if Batman *didn't* do it, who *DID*?"
What a question, indeed.
"Okay, Bats," Oliver Queen, aka Green Arrow, commented non-chalantly. "You knew the psycho better than anybody else, tell us. Who do you think is responsible?"
"That's even if it *is* him," Green Lantern interjected morosely.
The larger man eyed the guardian as if he were a bug on his food. "And what the hell is that supposed to mean, Battery Boy?"
"I won't warn you again, Queen," Superman hissed. The man had a tendancy to wear on his patience. Especially when he was picking on someone for no apparent reason.
GL, while being smaller in stature, set his jaw defiantly. "I *mean* it may not be the Joker."
Arrow quirked his eyebrow up sardonically. "Okay, then, if it *isn't* the clown, who is it?"
The younger man shrugged. "I dunno...maybe he's a clone or something--"
"It's him."
Everyone stopped, placing their gazes upon the Caped Crusader, whom--up to that point--had been poignantly silent. He sat, still as a stone, his face a mask of determination. Everyone's objections died in their throats upon hearing his simple declaration. The Bat rarely spoke, and if he did, it was for a reason. And since he rarely spoke, he obviously didn't waste his time lying, so if he *did* speak, it was taken as gospel much like Superman's word.
Still, the archer found his quiet display of authority unimpressive, being the stubborn, headstrong man that he was. "Oh, and how do *YOU* know?"
"I know because I did a DNA analysis of the body last night when I found him," he explained coolly.
Even Green Arrow was taken aback by what the Batman had just uttered. He found him *last* *night*? Last night? Questions whirred through everyone's minds. How did he find him last night? Why did he leave him there? Why didn't he tell anyone?
"Still," The Man of Steel finally spoke, stepping forward, leaning on a desk. "The body could be a clone."
The Dark Knight merely shook his head, standing as well. He began to pace about the room, slowly, working the theory through the wheels in his mind. "No. Even with a clone, there is some very small section of the body that is...degraded, for the lack of a better term. Most machines aren't sophisticated enough to find it, but it's there. You just have to know where to look for it."
Green Lantern knitted his brows behind his emerald mask. "What do you mean by 'degradation'?"
Diana, or Wonder Woman as she was commonly known, stepped in to speak. "Degradation means where the quality of something is lowering." Glancing at Batman, he nodded slightly, and she continued. "I believe I understand where Batman is going with this. Think of when you make a copy of something. Then you proceed to make a copy of that copy; then make a copy of that copy, and so on. When you do that, you begin to see the quality of the photo go down, correct? Well, what Batman is saying is that the cell goes through the same thing, and while the clone may only be a copy of the original, part of the cell should still nonetheless be degraded by it."
"Oh."
Superman stared at his longtime friend wide-eyed. Even in Kryptonian technology, there was no way to tell a human and a clone apart. How could Batman be able to pull such a feat off? He was about to tell Batman as much, but an argument would do no good at the moment. In place of such knowledge, he asked, "okay. So, how big *is* this 'degraded cell'?"
"It's not an actual cell itself," he explained, making his way further to the door without realizing it. He lowered his head, thinking of the simplest way to put it. "Imagine..." the Dark Knight began quietly. "Imagine if you took one cell in your body, and split it up evenly between every other cell in your body. Brain cell, skin cell, everything. That is how big the degradation is."
Superman's eyes widened, his mind racing. "That's...that's like finding a needle in a haystack!"
The Dark Knight nodded his assent, still pacing. Queen, still acting the part of the jock, spoke up. "Okay, so did you happen to find this 'needle'?"
--I have no idea where it came from, and this most likely will not have sequals, so don't ask why this happened or why that happened, 'cause I don't know. It's like a reaction piece to something that never happened, and as long as you just go along with it, hopefully it won't be as bad. Okay? Thanks.--
>>Batman: The Breath of Accusation<<
---
"The breath of accusation kills an innocent name." Mary Shelly
---
He stepped into the room silently, trying not to draw attention. He didn't feel like getting any stares at this point and time. True, he almost *never* wanted to draw attention to himself, but this occassion was even worse. A personal battle raged in his mind, and he'd rather it be uninterrupted. So, why, then, was he in the JLA headquarters at all?
To be honest, he had no idea.
He just needed to get out of the cave for a while, until the news was brought to the public. The cave--the relics, the weapons--only brought more memories and conflicting feelings to the surface. Which the Dark Knight did not enjoy at all. Even less did he enjoy the fact that his one sanctuary was providing him with more grief than good--not to mention facing any of the people in his "family" after what he had decided to do. He sighed, sitting down in one of the chairs that peppered the large room. Across the "rec" room, for a lack of a better description for it, Kyle Rayner--aka Green Lantern--slumped in his own seat, eyeing his jade ring. 'He's still new,' Batman surmised. 'He hasn't fully gotten used to the "superhero" lifestyle yet.' GL sighed, flicking on the TV to a news channel.
The previous shift had just ended, so there were still many heroes straggling about while the new shift came on duty. People began pouring into the room, sitting, chatting, laughing. A couple noticed the Dark Knight with wary glances, but they were used to seeing him brood, and payed him little mind. Even some of the big guns arrived on the scene--Superman, Wonder Woman, and Martian Manhunter--to check in.
He frowned deeply, seeing the room fill with more and more people. He stood from the far corner, starting toward the entrance at the other end of the room. He wanted to be *alone*, dammit--
So, why'd he come here?
Again, the question popped in his mind, and he had no answer to it. He only knew where he *wouldn't* want to be--anywhere that reminded him of--
"Excuse me, we've just received word on breaking news occuring in Gotham," the anchor said hurriedly, reading the sheet in his hands. Everyone immediately gazed up towards the large monitor, confused. Everyone except one person. He stood still, hearing the low murmurs in accusatory tones spread in the small crowd. "The body of the notorious psychopathic murderer--" Batman immediately felt the eyes of his long time friend Clark Kent, aka Superman, bore at his back. "--the Joker has been found in an alleyway earlier this morning."
The previous hushed whispers turned into full-blown gossip, which did nothing to help his mood. He knew exactly what they were thinking, and despite himself, he couldn't blame them. "We go to a local reporter on the scene, Summer Gleeson. Summer," he turned to the large screen, which promptly filled with a youthful woman, whose pale features were covered sloppily in makeup due to the severity of the newsbreak. Her hair was in disarray, and what snippet of the clothes that were shown were disheveled. All in all, she looked to be having one hell of a good morning. "What can you tell us?"
"Well, John," she began quickly, as if she were out of breath, "police say an anonymous call was placed around 6 a.m. this morning, simply reporting, and I quote, 'a dead guy' in the alley. Police reported to the scene, and soon found out the 'dead guy' was, in fact, the notorious Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker," she explained matter-of-factly. Now *everyone* was staring at him. He gazed about the room for a second, a stern look upon his face, quickly gauging everyone's reaction to him. Some he could read like books--some looking afraid, some almost relieved, and a few deeply hurt. However, he refused to let the hard glares his way phase him--not even the ones from Diana and Clark--and his eyes followed back to the screen.
"What was the cause of death, Summer?" The anchor questioned anxiously. Apparently this was news to him as well.
She dropped her head for a moment, referring to a small white sheet in her hand. "Uh, John, the area is taped off, but I have been able to procure the preliminary coroner's report." The room fell silent, all of the League waiting to hear he was beaten to death, as he surely was by the Batman. After all, that insane clown had it coming to him for years. They all knew one day he was going to wind up pushing the wrong button, and the Dark Knight would snap and kill him. Not that any of them would *care* if the psycho was dead, but still...it was good gossip. 'The Bat loses his belfry.' Not a bad choice for a newspaper headline... "The cause of death, he wrote is--"
An offscreen "*hey*!" was heard, and the reporter whipped around to see what appeared to be the coroner stalking up to the vivacious woman. "Where do you think you're going with that? How'd you get ahold of that?"
The reporter smiled sweetly, holding the paper out to him. "Terribly sorry. I'm done with it now." The small man blinked, momentarily shocked by her feigned innocence, and the sheet hanging limply in her grasp. The coroner fuming, but aware they were on national television, merely snatched the paper from her fingers, tromping away.
Green Arrow, the resident ******* of the group in Batman's opinion, cleared his throat, getting more comfortable in his chair. "I think we all know what the 'cause of death' is, don't we Bats?"
"No 'we' don't. So can it, archer," Superman growled, as Batman simply glared at the man lounging in the seat.
"Summer, you there?" John asked, apprehensive that he lost his contact and would have to wing his way through the broadcast.
She nodded, her bangs bobbing in her face. "Yes, sorry John. The cause of death as reported by the coroner--" She shot a glance off screen. All the heroes leaned forward, straining to hear anything. "--is a fatal bullet wound to the back."
Most of them leaned back in their seats, either relieved or disappointed. While Batman kept things to himself, most of the Justice League knew his hatred for guns, and therefore would rule him out as a suspect. Notably those who seemed the most relieved were the big wigs of the JLA.
The thrum of the reporters voice filled the room, however everyone had stopped listening after that point. He, while not particularly wanting to stay there any longer, felt he should at least remain for a while, as not to damn himself further in the other's eyes. Instead, he perched himself back at his seat, a determinded--almost defaint--look upon his face as the rest of the League became up in arms.
The Joker had not been classified as a JLA villian, still everyone in the League knew of his existence. They've all heard the horror stories. He was as dangerous as he was psychopathic, and extremely intelligent. His attacks were random, pre-emptive, and highly deadly. And, like it or not, most of the people in the Leauge considered him just as much a threat as any of the JLA's enemies.
So, naturally, they were curious as to why he died--and more importantly--who killed him.
The quiet murmurs resurfaced anew; only instead of the voices saying, "Batman did it" they said, "if Batman *didn't* do it, who *DID*?"
What a question, indeed.
"Okay, Bats," Oliver Queen, aka Green Arrow, commented non-chalantly. "You knew the psycho better than anybody else, tell us. Who do you think is responsible?"
"That's even if it *is* him," Green Lantern interjected morosely.
The larger man eyed the guardian as if he were a bug on his food. "And what the hell is that supposed to mean, Battery Boy?"
"I won't warn you again, Queen," Superman hissed. The man had a tendancy to wear on his patience. Especially when he was picking on someone for no apparent reason.
GL, while being smaller in stature, set his jaw defiantly. "I *mean* it may not be the Joker."
Arrow quirked his eyebrow up sardonically. "Okay, then, if it *isn't* the clown, who is it?"
The younger man shrugged. "I dunno...maybe he's a clone or something--"
"It's him."
Everyone stopped, placing their gazes upon the Caped Crusader, whom--up to that point--had been poignantly silent. He sat, still as a stone, his face a mask of determination. Everyone's objections died in their throats upon hearing his simple declaration. The Bat rarely spoke, and if he did, it was for a reason. And since he rarely spoke, he obviously didn't waste his time lying, so if he *did* speak, it was taken as gospel much like Superman's word.
Still, the archer found his quiet display of authority unimpressive, being the stubborn, headstrong man that he was. "Oh, and how do *YOU* know?"
"I know because I did a DNA analysis of the body last night when I found him," he explained coolly.
Even Green Arrow was taken aback by what the Batman had just uttered. He found him *last* *night*? Last night? Questions whirred through everyone's minds. How did he find him last night? Why did he leave him there? Why didn't he tell anyone?
"Still," The Man of Steel finally spoke, stepping forward, leaning on a desk. "The body could be a clone."
The Dark Knight merely shook his head, standing as well. He began to pace about the room, slowly, working the theory through the wheels in his mind. "No. Even with a clone, there is some very small section of the body that is...degraded, for the lack of a better term. Most machines aren't sophisticated enough to find it, but it's there. You just have to know where to look for it."
Green Lantern knitted his brows behind his emerald mask. "What do you mean by 'degradation'?"
Diana, or Wonder Woman as she was commonly known, stepped in to speak. "Degradation means where the quality of something is lowering." Glancing at Batman, he nodded slightly, and she continued. "I believe I understand where Batman is going with this. Think of when you make a copy of something. Then you proceed to make a copy of that copy; then make a copy of that copy, and so on. When you do that, you begin to see the quality of the photo go down, correct? Well, what Batman is saying is that the cell goes through the same thing, and while the clone may only be a copy of the original, part of the cell should still nonetheless be degraded by it."
"Oh."
Superman stared at his longtime friend wide-eyed. Even in Kryptonian technology, there was no way to tell a human and a clone apart. How could Batman be able to pull such a feat off? He was about to tell Batman as much, but an argument would do no good at the moment. In place of such knowledge, he asked, "okay. So, how big *is* this 'degraded cell'?"
"It's not an actual cell itself," he explained, making his way further to the door without realizing it. He lowered his head, thinking of the simplest way to put it. "Imagine..." the Dark Knight began quietly. "Imagine if you took one cell in your body, and split it up evenly between every other cell in your body. Brain cell, skin cell, everything. That is how big the degradation is."
Superman's eyes widened, his mind racing. "That's...that's like finding a needle in a haystack!"
The Dark Knight nodded his assent, still pacing. Queen, still acting the part of the jock, spoke up. "Okay, so did you happen to find this 'needle'?"