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supermanpal
04-03-2002, 06:55 PM
So everybody think of 5 top things that could happen to a super hero on a bad day.



5.Bat get pull over for speeding.


4.Clark forget to put on his superman costume under his regular clothes .


3.Flash hit a speed bump and go flying into a store display window.


2.Bruce gets his house taken away by the IRS.


and the number 1 thing that could happen to a superhero on a bad day is.......1.Green lantern getting mug while saving somebody and having his ring stolen.

The Penguin
04-03-2002, 07:34 PM
I'll give 'er a try...


# 5 Tim forgetting his homework in the Bat-Cave

# 4 Wonder Woman getting her lasso all tied up in knots

# 3 J'onn shapeshifting into someone and then they walk into the room

# 2 Clark forgetting to take off his glasses when he changes into Superman

And the # 1 Thing That Could Happen To A Superhero On A Bad Day....

:eek:

...Alfred pawning the grandfather clock in Wayne Manor for grocery money

:D

MILatino
04-03-2002, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by supermanpal
So everybody think of 5 top things that could happen to a super hero on a bad day.

5. Batman finds out that the Flash didn't wash his finger when he used it to make Batman's protein shake.

4. Superman finds out that the "S" insignia on his chest was really the ad logo for a questionable Kryptonian used car lot.

3. A disappointed infatuated Wonder Woman finds out what the "man" in "Martian Man Hunter" really means.

2. The Metropolis police force Hawkgirl to surrender her mace and replace it with pepper spray. ;)

1. The Green Lantern discovers his power are from Oz, not Oa, and is forced to give up the emerald ring for ruby slippers.