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Brandon Pierce
07-08-2001, 05:19 PM
Create a funny caption for this picture.

http://www.toonzone.net/looney/ltcuts/scarletpumpernickel.jpg
My Caption:
Daffy: Don't worry folks! We only use blanks on TV! <BANG!> Whoops! Wrong gun!
DR. BELCH
07-08-2001, 09:35 PM
Say what you will, Robespierre...but this beats the blazes out of those cheap cotton swabs for getting the really deep-in-there wax outta yer ears! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

They don't call him "Daffy" for nothing....
Danielle
07-08-2001, 10:11 PM
"I'll just bet that if I hold it up here long enough, it'll stick!
Nftnat
07-08-2001, 10:41 PM
The Mallard Magician exposes the secret behind another trick: "You will notice I hold it up to the side of my beret, not really my head. This can be compared to the Three Stooges eyepoke; they really stick the fingers to the browbone, & --- Hey! Where is everyone?"
Jack
07-08-2001, 10:47 PM
Ya know, sometimes one hand just doesn't know what the other one is doing.


Jack:D
OK, so it's lame....
don Jaime
07-09-2001, 12:02 AM
Show a Speedy cartoon or the duck gets it!
Kero
07-09-2001, 09:39 AM
I wonder what happens if I press this button like thing BANG

Kero
Danielle
07-09-2001, 07:16 PM
IS THE EXORCIST HERE YET????!!!!!!

Who says I can't post twice?
Narfpinky
07-09-2001, 09:03 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen: I will now demonstrate our new process of hair transplanting. We simply load up a bullet full of hair follicles, aim squarely at the thin area...and -- BANG -- full head of hair. Note how the roots are deeply impaled in the scalp.
Thad Komorowski
07-10-2001, 04:26 PM
Daffy: "Here's something I'd like to see them edit out! Me shooting myself for a whole seven minutes!"

-Thad:D
RockItShipper
07-10-2001, 05:26 PM
Daffy: "I'm not shooting myself, just the hat."
OR
"What do you mean 'Be thankful the gun's not being painted over'? What sort of idiot runs around with his hand in the trigger position?"
Danielle
07-11-2001, 02:56 AM
"Oooh...a little higher...a little higher...there! Aaaaaaahhhhh..."
Craig Crumpton
07-11-2001, 03:54 AM
And now, observe carefully, whist I shoot this tomato from off the top of my head.
Sveven Dvorking
07-12-2001, 09:44 PM
Daffy: My life is full of work. To stop the work, I'll end my life!
Craig Crumpton
07-13-2001, 01:28 AM
The Warner Bros Studio Store closing, you say? I'd shoot myself first.
Disturbed763
02-23-2003, 08:09 PM
"dont worry, it's just a lighter, watch <CLICK> And as you can, it works, now please get me a fire extinguisher, I liked this hat!"
ThorMX624
02-26-2003, 06:56 PM
"You say I'm fired... eh?... lets see what you say now..."
Averager
02-26-2003, 08:18 PM
Daffy: Ok, Donald, I'll play Deer Hunter with you, but just this once. Say, how many bullets did you say were in here? S... *BANG!*
drippynmeatwad
02-28-2003, 07:34 PM
See how much you've ruined my life Bugs? It's all your fault!
Zechs
02-28-2003, 10:43 PM
This is the way we clean our gun, clean our gun, clean our gun.....
unknown hero
03-02-2003, 10:14 AM
"i found this way to be the best in cleaning out earwax"
Der Captain
03-03-2003, 11:58 PM
Oh Boy! My agent just got me signed up for "Space Jam II"!
James
03-08-2003, 10:47 PM
The decided on accidental death rather than sucide once they caught side of the dreadful beret adorning his head. It was clear that with such an appalling article of clothing, the duck must have been aiming for the tasteless hat rather than his head.
Boy Wonder
03-15-2003, 03:03 PM
Come on JL! Youre killing me!
Lucky Bob
03-15-2003, 03:14 PM
Okay, Joe Alaskey, if you don't show up on Toon Zone more often...

(Just kidding, you rock, man!)
Samurai Kat
03-15-2003, 03:36 PM
Is it time for a new one? I think so, so here you go:
http://jurai-no-kishi.virtue.nu/cdf/captures/ep30/cap275.jpg
You got to help me I'm being chace by some crazy drooling fan girls. :D
Lucky Bob
03-16-2003, 12:09 AM
Help! Help! I've lost my pupils!
Orlis_baby_grrl
03-18-2003, 07:11 PM
"Stop Daffy, that's not the gun with the blanks!"