Total Drama Roleplay! - Island Edition!

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To help keep everyone on track, here are the participators’ characters

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Chris McLean (Host)
Eva, The Female Bully
Harold, The Dweeb
Sierra, The Obsessive Uber-Fan
The Cartoon
Chef Hatchet (Co-Host)
Gwen, The Loner
Izzy, The Psycho Hose Beast
Tyler, The Jock
Freedom Fighter
Blaineley (Co-Host)
Cody, The Geek
Heather, The Queen Bee
Katie, The Sweet Girl
Duneland34
Bridgette, The Surfer Girl
LeShawna, The Sister with 'Tude
Noah, The High IQ
Owen, The Party Guy
Jmill
Ezekiel, The Homeschooled Guy
Justin, The Eye Candy
Lindsay, The Dumb Blonde
Sadie, The Sweet Girl's Friend
Superpan
Alejandro, The Arch Villain
Courtney, The Type A
Geoff, The Funniest Guy Around
Frostbite200
Beth, The Wannabe
DJ, The Brickhouse with Heart
Duncan, The Delinquent
Trent, The Cool Guy

Screaming Screamers: Bridgette, Beth, Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, Harold, Heather, LeShawna, Trent, Tyler
Killer Killers: Cody, DJ, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Izzy, Katie, Lindsay, Owen, Noah, Sadie, Sierra
Eliminated: Justin, Alejandro

"Episode" Guide
New Season, Old Place (http://www.toonzone.net/forums/showthread.php?t=274979)
Total Drama Idol (http://www.toonzone.net/forums/showthread.php?t=274979&page=4)
Hey, Soul Blister (http://www.toonzone.net/forums/showthread.php?t=274979&page=6) CURRENT!

Rules: Confessionals are allowed but keep in mind that everyone in the thread will see them.
Votes are done through PMs but you may talk about who you voted for in a “confessional”.
Requirements for each challenge will be brought up as soon the challenge is started
Alliances are allowed to be made through PMs or in the thread.
There will be a few contestants returned to the competition. These have already been decided by elimination order and are not bias.
The addition of the Co-Hosts adds a new rule to the game: A co-host can make an alliance with a contestant which The Cartoon, Freedom Fighter and I are not controlling. This would save them the first time they would be eliminated, However, once the contestant, which would be chosen in the first five "episodes," is eliminated a second time, the contestant would have to reveal that the co-host helped him, and then Chris would punish the co-host in the next challenge.

Ok, and on with the roleplay!

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Chris waited on the dock, when he decided to address the audience, “Last season on Total Drama World Tour, a lot of stuff happened that unfortunately I don’t remember except up to when Duncan was eliminated in Africa. But I assume someone won the million dollars. Well, this season, we brought them all back to Camp Wawanakwa to compete for $2,000,000. I’m Chris McLean and this is Total Drama Roleplay: Island Edition!”

Chris waited for the theme song to end, and started to explain the rules. “All twenty-four contestants and two co-hosts are showing up for our biggest season yet. We will be repeating all your favorite challenges from the original Total Drama Island, and trust me, it will be fun with all the changed dynamics. Expect a lot of surprises this season! Now we’ll watch the campers and co-hosts arrive on the island!”

Eva was the first to arrive. Chris started giving her a mini-interview, “So this is only your second season competing. Do you think you have any chance to survive at least to the merge?”

Eva answered, “Is that meant to be an insult, punk?” Clearing ticked off, she kicked Chris in the kiwis.

Wincing, Chris decided to end interviewing the contestants and ran to the medical tent. Eva frowned.

Confessional: Eva: “I didn’t mean to hurt Chris that much. I’ve been taking anger management classes from one of the other contestants since the end of the first season, and it’s really been working out, despite a minor relapse last year. Not only that, but I really hope me and the instructor get on the same team this season, because I have a feeling I might have something with Noah!” Eva smiles but then realizes what she just said. She frowns, screams, picks up the camera, and static.

Sierra arrived on the island. “Oh, how romantic! I thought it looked nice on TV, but being actually here is awesome!”

Chris ran back out with an ice pack on his kiwis, and asked Sierra a question, “You made it to the Final Four last season. Do you think that will hurt your chances this season?”

“NO WAY!” Sierra screamed, “I’m going to take me and my husband to the final two. I’m in it to win it this season!”

“Another over-eager contestant. How nice,” Chris spoke sarcastically.

Confessional: Sierra: “I’m so excited this year! I made out a plan on who needs to get eliminated first using my Total Drama knowledge. If my plan works out, I can win this season against my Cody-wody!. After all, I bugged his math teacher’s phone and found out he’s horrible at finances, so I need to win to save the family!”

Harold was the next to arrive in Camp Wawanakwa. Looking around, he sighed. “We’re back here? Lame. Why couldn’t we do a video-game or historical-era season?”

Sierra said, “Those are actually fairly common ideas us fans. Chris, why can’t we do a season about those?”

Chris said, “I’m the one asking the questions, here! And here is my question to everyone! Who will be the next to arrive on the island? Find out soon!”

“Hey, you didn’t even ask me a question!” Harold exclaimed.

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Current challenge: Arrive on the island.

[Superpan]

Alright, I'm just warning everyone I've yet to watch a full episode.

"This is your captain speaking. We are going to be late in touching down on the landing, Giggity, so we will not be landing for another two hours."

"AAAH! We were late getting here, we'll be late in arriving! HOW COME NO ONE ON THIS STUPID AIRPLANE KNOWS HOW TO BE ON TIME!" screeched Courtney,as everyone around her seat, except Geoff, cowered in fear.

However, suddenly, a person popped up next to them.

"BWAHAHAHAH!" said a shadowy figure as he emerged from the cockpit. "I have taken over this plane and will hold you all for ransom until the word pays to...ALEJANDRO!"

"OH No! I NEVER GOT MY PEANUTS!" exclaimed Jeff.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I'm bailing out!" screamed Courtney.

"C'MON GEOFF!"

To be continued later tonight when I have more time.

[The Cartoon]

(Superpan, that was actually pretty good. Not too far off from their peronalities. Still, I'd try to watch an episode sooner or later)

Izzy arrives.

Izzy: E-Scope has arrived! Haha, just kidding, I'm Izzy. I haven't been E-Scope for like 2 seasons, duh! Only two people here? Boring. Eva, how are those anger management classes going? Not good? Haha, ok.

Gwen and Tyler arrive.

Gwen: Ugh, stupid contract. Why do I have to sign up for another season of this?

Tyler: Aw come on, be pumped! This is gonna be the greatest season ever! Bring it on, because I'm ready for anything!

Izzy: Anything? Even chickens? Because I heard that there was investation at the camp.

Tyler goes wide-eyed

Izzy: Haha, just kidding. Whew, you should have seen the look on your face.

Izzy: (Confessional) Why did the chicken cross the road? To find Tyler! Hahahahaha!

[Freedom Fighter]

"Forget about Chris! The hostess with the mostest is here!"

Blaineley walked onto the dock, and hip-bumped Chris out of the way so she could have the camera to herself.

"Hi! I'm Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran! You may remember from such great shows like Celebrity Manhunt and Total Drama World Tour Aftermath. Now, I'm back, ready to co-host and dish new dirt about the 24 most famous teens in Canada! Of course, none of them hold a candle to me!"

Heather and Katie arrived on the scene, and the former seemed disgusted to see Blaineley there.

"Ugh!" Heather exclaimed. "What is SHE doing here?"

"I'd watch your mouth if I were you," Blaineley warned. "As co-host, I have the power to send you home whenever I want!"

"As if!"

"Sadie?" Katie cut in, calling out for her best friend. "Sadie, where are you?"

Katie walked right by Blaineley without even acknowldging her.

"Hey!" the co-host shouted at Katie.

Blaineley then looked around for someone else, but didn't see him.

"Alright, where's your third?" she asked Heather. "You're supposed to be arriving in threes!"

"What do I look like, his keeper? That's nutjob's job!"

[Jmill]

Sadie: I'm here, Katie!
-Sadie runs across the dock, knocking Blaineley into the lake. Lindsay arrives.-
Lindsay: Tyler? Where are you?
-Lindsay walks right by him, still calling out his name. Suddenly, music plays and light begins to radiate from the approaching boat. All the girls (and some of the guys) look to the approaching beauty. Justin has arrived, and is displaying his perfect body without a shirt. This expression of pure perfection is brought to a screeching halt as Ezekiel leaves the boat first.-
Justin Confessional: He stole my entire production! That musical serenade did not come cheap!
-Ezekiel walks across the dock. His skin still remains green, but human behavior has been restored.-
Ezekiel: Prepare to lose to the Zeke! This is my season!

[Duneland34]

The boat docks and Owen jumps off.
Owen "OH YEAH back for round... uhhhh what season we in again. OH YEAH! 4. WOOOOO. I am so gonna win this time!"

The next boat docks but no one gets off. Then u see Bridgette surfing in next to some dolphins.
Bridgette "He its good to be back Chirs. I didn't feel like riding the boat so i surfed in. I still see there are fresh water sharks here."

Next boat docks and Noah gets off.
Noah "wow back at this old dumb. Still having lots of budget cuts Chris?"

Then LeShawna arives.
LeShawna " He sugar. Hows it been? I hope you guys are all ready because i'm ready to kick some booty. WOOT WOOT"

[Freedom Fighter]

Cody peeks out from behind Owen, having sneaked onto the dock without anyone noticing.

Cody: (confessional) I spent the time off since last season trying to figure out how to keep Sierra from following me everywhere! After several attempts, I finally may have found a solution!

Cody smirked as he pulled out a taser gun from his pocket and held it up in the confessional for the viewers to see.

Meanwhile, Blaineley climbed back onto the dock and grumbled under her breath as she marched past Chris and off to the make-up trailer.

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Chris yelled after Blainley, "You're only a co-host, you know! That's, like, only one level over an intern!"

Harold gazed over at LeShawna, and had his breath taken away, again. He decided to go quote one of his favorite shows to her, "Baby, you're my forever girl." He was promptly slapped.

Confessional: Harold: "I just don't see why LeShawna's ignoring all this, again! What did I do wrong? I hope she remembers my sacrifice in Japan."

Eva saw Ezekiel, and, even though she felt kind of sorry for his transformation over the past season and was actually pretty glad to see him functioning as a human, punched him in the face. "That was for the sexist remarks!"

After this, she looked down at Ezekiel, and immediately felt pity. The poor dork never really knew anyone before Total Drama Island, she remembered from her counseling. She had to do something she rarely did: "I'm sorry."

Everyone in the immediate area gasped.

Confessional: Eva: "Okay, so maybe my counseling wasn't just to improve my social skills. If I can calm myself down enough for the season, I may have a chance to win this. If I don't, I already have an Olympic career to look forward, too, and I might as well experience the 'friend' thing I've heard of."

Sierra was talking to Katie and Sadie. She already knew that they had quite a bit in common, and their knowledge of the fellow campers nearly matched hers. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw some familar brown hair sticking out of Owen's side.

"CODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She ran to give her husband a hug. All of a sudden, Cody whipped something out, and she was on the ground.

Confessional: Sierra: "Codjutashokingasalways..."

[Jmill]

Ezekial Confessional: Eva apologized to me. Wow. With her on my side, I could win by even more of a landslide. I should approach her about an alliance.

Ezekial: Eva, I was thinking...

[Frostbite200]

(Never watched an episode, so I'm sorry if they are off)
Trent and Beth arrive. They make their way to the campsite.

Beth: Give me something solid!

Trent: What?

Beth: Y'know, like give me sumthang wit some base!

Trent: Please stop talking like that?

Beth: Come on, it's what the kids talk like theses days!

Trent: None that I know of!

Beth: Well you wouldn't (rolls eyes)

Trent: HEY, that's uncalled for!

Duncan: You tell her!

Beth: Where'd you come from?

Duncan: (Confession) Apparently we're meant to arrive in groups of three……and Beth isn't gangster!

Trent: (Confession)I know whom I'm voting off!

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Eva was shocked by the request. She couldn’t believe the little green runt asking her to join an alliance. She had never been asked to join an alliance. Well, not since the special with her counselor and Izzy. She said, “Uh... got to run!” She ran to the confession booth. Ezekiel looked confused

Confession: Eva: “The runt really ticked me off on my last season. But then again, an alliance offers me a bit of immunity I can’t miss. He is still a bit obnoxious but, hey, maybe I’ll grow to love him... and by ‘love’, I mean ‘like as a friend!’ Don’t you dare take this out of context, Chris!”

Eva ran back out and said, “Sorry. Had to practice an impromptu relay. You never really know what the challenge is. To answer your question, yes. I’d love to be in an alliance with you. But don’t think I like you, because I don’t. I’d like to be in an alliance.”

Ezekiel smiled back, and Eva felt a strong urge. “Got to go, bye,” she stated, running back to the bathroom.

Confessional: Eva: “This pang in my heart, is this what friendship feels like?”

She ran back to Ezekiel, and picked back up her conversation. “Sorry about that.” Sierra walked up to her and Ezekiel.

Sierra was still dazed and confused after being tazered but she had managed to regain the control of her mouth. “Me and Katie and Sadie made an alliance! We figured there is safety in numbers so... do you two want to join?”

Confessional: Eva: “Whoa! All I needed to do was apologize and the alliances came flooding in. No way am I turning any down.”

Eva stated, “I’m in, and I’m pretty sure Ezekiel wants to be in, too.” She looked to him for an answer.

[Superpan]

Back on the plane...

"What are you doing? GET BACK IN YOUR SEATS NOW!" yelled Alejandro, his first hijacking not going well.

However, Courtney had already dragged Geoff over and was strapping her parachute on.

"COME ON GEOFF!"

"Oh come on, the service wasn't that bad" Geoff countered until he saw Alejandro running towards them.

"On second thought, let's go ahead and do that" he said as he looked over and saw that Courtney was already falling outside the plane.

"SITTING BULLLLLL!" exclaimed Geoff as he jumped out of the plane.

He left the door opened so Alejandro was sucked into their freefall....WITHOUT A PARACHUTE! LE GASP!

"Wait, if he's gone....THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE!" exclaimed one of the other passengers.

At this note, their plane stopped....and fell to the ground!

When they emerged from the plane, they saw they were on a island. However, it was no time at all until they saw a Polar Bear.

"AAAH! WHAT IS THIS PLACE A TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

The Polar Bear stopped and looked at them quizzically.

"Uh...no, that's next door. This could be considered a "Total Drama" island, but they've left us alone since THAT show's over. Want a Coca-Cola? The cap is a tight fit, but we should be able to squeeze it off if we try hard enough."

"OH!" said their pilot, who then politely returned to being unconscious


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As Courtney and Geoff pulled their parachutes, Geoff looked at the ground and saw Chris and Blainey and all the others.

CONFESSIONAL: (Geoff) How did Courtney know that we were flying over it? It's almost like she's psychic. Also, how are you people able to do one of these mid-air. I mean....where did you guys come from?

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Alejandro as he fell past them...without a parachute! NEIN!

[Duneland34]

LeShawna confessionals-" I know Harold is sweet an all but i just don't think he is my type. I think i might have a better relationship with someone more like DJ."

Owen confessional-" I wonder why Cody tasted his own wife. Kinda strange. Oh well I hear there are already a lot of alliances coming together. I hope some one chooses me to be in one!!!"

Noah confessional-" Wow i never thought i would hear Eva say sorry. Maybe she's not so bad after all."

Bridgette- "Why isn't Geoff here yet?!?"

[The Cartoon]

Tyler: Lindsay, I'm over here. Remember! Last season you remembered. Tell me that you didn't forget again, please!

Izzy: Big O! Awesome to see you again. Too bad that we broke up right? Right... I remember because I went all loopy in the head. And I'd remember going crazy. Does not happen often, I can tell you that. Hey look it's Noah! Hiii Noah!

Gwen: (Runs over and hugs Duncan) About time!

Trent winces and Courtney glares.

Gwen: (Confessional) I still feel bad about kissing Duncan last season. Courtney still hates me. And I feel terrible for Trent, but our relationship is over. We moved on.

[Jmill]

Lindsay (looking directly at Tyler): Oh, hi Trent! Have you seen Tyler?

-meanwhile...-

Ezekiel Confessional: All this alliance stuff is new to me. But I figure, there's strength in numbers, and joining Sierra, Katie, and Sadie adds up to five... I think. With any luck, I'll be able to survive the first elimination, unless Chris does something screwy with the teams, if there are even teams this season.

Ezekiel: Sure, Eva. I'll join the alliance.

[Freedom Fighter]

(Speaking of DJ, it looks like he's the only one missing, if I'm not mistaken... other than the trio falling from the sky. I also love how I already got beat to establishing a possible fanon coupling early.)

Heather: (confessional) I wonder where Alejandro is? I bet he's showing up late just to get me riled up! Or maybe... he's just afraid to face everyone, now that we all know what kind of snake he is!

Meanwhile, having 'taken care of' Sierra for the time being, Cody saw Gwen hugging Duncan and went over to say something about it.

"Duncan!" Cody shouted. "I want a word with..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Heather grabbed Cody, putting her hand over his mouth, and pulled him to the side.

"What are you doing?" Heather asked him.

"What does it look like? I'm not giving Duncan another chance to sink his claws into Gwen!"

"Beating him to a pulp... letting him beat you to a pulp doesn't solve anything! I've got a better way for you to get him to back off..."

Heather whispered something to Cody, and the geek's grin became bigger the more he heard of her plan...

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Confessional: Sierra: "Okay, so I decided this season to try to break a Total Drama record for biggest alliance. Now that I have Eva, the best athlete, and Ezekiel, someone who I'm sure is agile after being so feral last season, I'm going to try to recruit Tyler, so we have the three strongest people. And I think Trent might be nice to have in on it, because I HATE Gwen after last season."

Sierra said to Eva and Ezekiel, "Thanks guys, it's great to have you in our awesome alliance. Let's call it the SSA!"

Eva asked, "What would that mean?"

Sierra smiled and exclaimed, "Sierra's Secret Alliance!"

Eva just stared at her and suddenly punched her in the stomach. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!" she said, sincerely.

Confessional: Eva: "Old habits die hard, right?"

Confessional: Sierra: (strained) "Maybe I should get Noah, too, just to calm down Eva."

Sierra winced, but smiled, "That's okay. How about you go recruit Tyler, since you guys are both great athletes?"

Eva frowned but said, "Sure. Why not?"

Confessional: Eva: "I hate Tyler, but some reason, everyone I know says we'd be a cute couple, so I always get stuck talking to him. Of course, I don't want to be kicked out of the alliance. Ugh!"

Eva walked over to Tyler and asked, "Hey, I figured since we're both good at sports and stuff, that maybe you'd like to join the SS Alliance?"

Meanwhile...

Sierra walked over to Noah and asked him, "Hey, do you want to join a really big alliance? We've already got five people, enough to keep you safe for awhile."

Meanwhile, Part 2...

Harold was depressed by all the rejections going on around him. First, he was rejected by LeShawna and now he saw Trent rejected by Gwen.

Confessional: Harold: "Okay, all these break-ups are hurting my heart, a lot. I feel bad for both Courtney and Trent, but especially Trent. He got his girlfriend stole by DUNCAN! Sierra's big alliance is starting to scare me a bit. Maybe, I should start an alliance, no matter how small."

Harold walked up Trent, since he figured Courtney would never team up with him, due to her voteoff way back in Season 1. He asked, "Hey, Trent? I know that we've never been friends or anything, but do you want to start an alliance?"

[The Cartoon]

Tyler: An alliance! Oh yeah, awesome! But right now, I'm busy winning over Lindsay.

Tyler walks up to Lindsay

Tyler: Hey Bridgette. How's it hanging?

Tyler: (Confessional) I have a great idea. If I start calling Lindsay by the wrong name, maybe she'll realize that she's calling me by the wrong name! It's so genius!

[Jmill]

Lindsay: It's hanging great, Tyler. Thanks for asking,
Lindsay Confessional: I'm confused. I thought my name was Lindsay. But Tyler has to be right, so my name must be Bridgette.

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(Actually, I think I kind of introduced a fanon coupling in the first post! Wow, this is really starting quickly.)

Eva slapped her forehead, and pulled Tyler away, and started to talk to him. "I've never had a real friend before, but I'm pretty sure confusing your girlfriend isn't good. Here's what you do..."

Confessional: Eva: "So maybe it wasn't the best idea to give Tyler relationship advice from an old sitcom I watched once, but aren't alliances based on the idea of giving help to each other? I hope Noah doesn't take this the wrong way though..."

[The Cartoon]

Tyler: (@ Lindsay) You got my name right! Wait, aren't you going to tell me that you're name is Lindsay?

Tyler: (@Eva) Oh, that's a great idea Eva. If this doesn't work out, I'm totally gonna try it!

[Jmill]

Lindsay: My name's not Lindsay! -points to Eva- She's Lindsay! I'm Bridgette, silly.

[The Cartoon]

Tyler facepalms

Tyler: (Confessional) I can't win for losing. But Eva has a good idea.

Tyler: No, you're Lindsay. That's Eva. You know, she's actually pretty attractive.

[Jmill]

Lindsay Confessional: I'm even more confused now. Am I Bridgette or am I Lindsay? Geoff really needs to make up his mind. -Lindsay gasps- Wait, maybe I'm both! That sounds right!
Lindsay: Geoff, I think that you're right, and I also agree. But you can't be interested in Eva. She doesn't even have lip gloss on!

[The Cartoon]

Tyler: My name's Tyler. Eva seems to remember it pretty well.

Izzy: Ooh drama. Noah, do you have any popcorn?

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Eva responded, in a lovey-dovey tone, "Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. It's really easy, actually. In fact, Tyler is such a wonderful name. However, you are such a better athlete, and way cuter than any other boy I've ever met."

Confessional: Eva: "Sorry, Noah! If this doesn't work, I'm going have to go one step further."

[Superpan]

Suddenly, everyone came to a stop. Courtney and Geoff landed softly.

"HEY, DID EVERYONE START WITH OUT ME!"

Meanwhile

"AAAAHHHHHH!"

CRASH! went Alejandro!

[Duneland34]

Noah-" sure I will join."

Noah confessional-" hey the bigger the alliance the safer i'll be."

Mean while.

Owen-" Hi Izzy! it did suck we broke up. But as u said using all those big words we just weren't right for eachother."

[Freedom Fighter]

"Okay, I'll say it," Katie spoke up. "Isn't DJ supposed to be here too?"

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"For once, Katie has a good point. Where is DJ and Chef?" Chris asked. "Oh well, this is done anyway. It's time to split up into teams! This season, we're going back to two teams and they're are going to be scary awesome, literally! In honor of the upcoming holiday, and the fact that we're never going to have a horror-themed season, the teams are The Screaming Screamers and The Killer Killers! All teams were randomly decided before the competition, so no complaints about me rigging it!" Chris smiled, as this was his favorite part, each season.

"The members of the Screaming Screamers are," Chris said dramatically, "Alejandro, Beth, Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Katie, Justin, LeShawna, Trent, and Tyler. Bridgette, Cody, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Izzy, Lindsay, Owen, Noah, Sadie, Sierra, and, when he shows up, DJ are on the Killer Killers."

"But wait, you thought that was the end of it, didn't you? Wrong! Arriving on the Island was the first part of the challenge, and whoever arrived last's team, which appears to the Killer Killers, thanks to DJ, has to get the co-hosts, which at this point is only the Drama Diva, Blainley, to complete the challenge with them."

"What's the challenge, you ask? Well, you'll just have to get in your bathing suits and meet me at the cliff to find out!" Chris smiled, "Even you, Blainley. When everyone gets there, INCLUDING DJ, the challenge will begin."

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Current challenge: Meet Chris at the cliff, get social with teammates. NOTE: Not an actual challenge, the actual challenge will start when DJ shows up.

[Jmill]

Sadie Confessional: NO!! I CAN'T BE ON A DIFFERENT TEAM THAN KATIE! Maybe I can get Beth to switch with me.
Sadie: Hey, Beth. Can I talk to you for a minute? What do you think about switching teams?

[Freedom Fighter]

Katie: (confessional) No way! I can't be on a different team than Sadie! I'll die!

Katie approaches one of the girls on the Killer Killers.

"Uh, Bridgette? Is it possible for you and I to switch teams?"

[Duneland34]

Bridgette. " I don't know Katie. If it is alright with Chris then i guess we can switch..."

Bridgette confessional-"Being switched isn't that bad. Plus if i get an alliance with Geoff I can get info from the other team."

Bridgette. "Katie you're gonna have to go ask Chris."

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Chris shouted from a megaphone from the top of the cliff, "Oh, yeah, forgot something! There will be one team switch allowed the entire season. So, yeah, Bridgette and Katie can switch!"

Meanwhile, Sierra looked over to Eva, who gave her the thumbs-up. "Yes, Tyler's in, too!" she exclaimed.

Confessional: Sierra: "Since the teams were just split up, I figure that before we get to know our teammates, that I could build the alliance more on our side. Trent looked like he might be joining an alliance with Harold, so I'll just invite him and his girlfriend along with Trent into the alliance. After that, I'll finish it up with my Codycake!"

Sierra walked over to Harold who was still waiting for a response from Trent, "Hey, how would you guys like to be in an alliance?"

Confessional: Harold: "I may be horrible at some of my social skills, but I know when an offer comes up that you can't refuse."

Harold said, "Heck, yes, I'm in!"

Sierra smiled, and said "Great, how about you go ask LeShawna to join while I wait for Trent to answer?"

Confessional: Harold: "LeShawna pretty much rejected me earlier today, but it can't hurt to try to make her join. After all, I want to stay in the alliance."

Harold walked up to LeShawna and asked, cowering, "Hey, LeShawna? Want to join Sierra's alliance?"

[Duneland34]

LeShawna- "Sure Harold I'll join Sierra's alliance. As long as you're not trying to pull another move on me sugar."

Leshawna confessional -" I know it was risky to join an alliance with Harold in it but hey the bigger the number the safer i'll be."

Meanwhile

Bridgette goes over to Geoff- "Hey Geoff. I was just thinking why don't we start an alliance of are own. Sence we are on different teams know it will be easier to keep taps on the teams. Don't you think? Just don't tell anyone."

[Superpan]

Geoff and Courtney walked in.

"WE WERE LATE! WE WERE LATE! AAAAH!!!" screeched Courtney.

"Hey, guys, I think Alejandro may be pretty badly hurt. We should probably go...hey, I've already been offered an alliance! Please make your offers for all secret alliances in my PM box. This will please me!"


MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE JUNGLE...

"aaaah. Help. Anyone? Ohhhh.

[Frostbite200]

DJ: (Confessional) I'm here...finally. The trip here was eventful, but you've always got to stay focused. I can't believe it took so long for the boat to get here...first we got hopelessly lost and then we sunk so many times, I decided not to bother counting. It was ridiculous.

Two days earlier.
Duncan, holding tent peg and hammer in hand, wanders sneakily below deck/
He swings the hammer onto the tent peg, which is placed onto the hull of the boat.
The peg is now lodged deep into the hull, it starts to shake violently.
"Which ya doing there Duncan?", says DJ coming below deck.
"NOTHING" says Duncan quickly.
"Okay...The captain says we'll be landing with an hour or two".
"He figure out what the problem was?".
"Yeah, he sad the compass thing-y had been tampered with? Mechanics...maybe!"
"Yeah...Mechanics!".
DJ turns to head back up as he hears the tent peg pop out of the hull.
"What was that?"
"What was what?".
"That sound. Like...popping?".
"Air pressure?". says Duncan shrugging.

Present

Duncan: (Confessional) Cruises are boring. REALLY boring! You know what they say...ideal hands!

[The Cartoon]

Gwen approaches Trent, Courtney, and Duncan.

I know after last season, this sounds like a crazy idea. But I don't want to fight with you two. (Points at Trent and Courtney) How about we forget about our differences and be in an alliance.

Izzy: Oh my gosh! I have Eva, Zeke, Owen, and Noah! This is going to be the best season yet! Mwahahahaha!

Eva, Zeke, and Noah share worried glances while Owen smiles lovingly.

[Frostbite200]

Gwen approaches Trent, Courtney, and Duncan.

I know after last season, this sounds like a crazy idea. But I don't want to fight with you two. (Points at Trent and Courtney) How about we forget about our differences and be in an alliance.
Duncan: Sure, I'm okay with that. How about you guys?

Trent: I don't know...I've...ummmm...NO COMMENT!!!!

[Blankments]

Chris announced, "All right, everyone is up here on the cliff, and we're about to start our first elimination challenge! This season, we'll be repeating challenges from way back in season one! There are actually two challenges, but you only need to complete one. Your first choice is to jump off the cliff into shark-infested waters. To demonstrate, here's an intern." Chris pushed the intern off the cliff. A scream is heard, then a splash, chomping, and silence. Chris smiled evilly.

"Your second choice is to drink all the lemonade from this hot tub. Here's another intern to demonstrate." The intern, looking scared, took a sip of the lemonade with a straw, and smiled as it actually tasted good, but then, he fell to the ground. Another intern carted him away. "By the way, you guys don't get the straw."

"The first team to have all its members complete a challenge wins the overall challenge, and the other team will go to the first elimination of the season. The Killer Killers, Blaineley's a member of your team for the challenge. She will NOT be eligible for elimination. Let the challenge begin!"

Confessional: Eva: "I'm getting pretty ticked off with Lindsay. She's completely not responding to my tactics. Time to take it up a notch."

Eva walked over to Lindsay and Tyler and said to Tyler, "Hi, Tyler. Uh..." All of a sudden, Eva kissed Tyler on the cheek.

Confessional: Eva: "Sorry, Noah, but it had to be done. I didn't even enjoy the little kiss... I think." She facepalms.

Tyler was shocked, and he fainted and accidentally pushed himself and Eva off the cliff. Eva screamed, but Tyler was unconscious. Eva braced for impact. When she hit the water, holding Tyler with her right hand, she swam for the exit avoiding the sharks. Miraculously, they had both survived with only a black eye on Eva. Tyler was still unconscious.

At the time Eva walked over to Lindsay and Tyler, Sierra had walked over to Cody. "Hey, my Codibear, I was wondering if you wanted to join my ginormous alliance. I would be so happy if we did, husband and wife, leader of the alliance! So, you're in, right?"

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Challenge: Either jump off the cliff, or drink a hot tub's worth of lemonade without a straw. The first team with all its members' challenges completed wins.

[Duneland34]

Owen pushed Noah up to the cliff. Owen was freaking out but Noah just looked at him.

Noah-"Dude just jump. You did it before."
Owen-"Yeah and I was almost a shark snack then dude. Will you jump with me?"
Noah said sarcastically-"sure"

Owen and Noah was about to jump and Noah wasn't going to then Owen grabbed Noah and they jumped into the water. Owen made a splash that hit the other people on the cliff. Then Owen got out of the water before he could be a meat snack while Noah was hanging on to his back.

Owen"WOOOOOO THATS RIGHT."
Noah-"....."

[Frostbite200]

Duncan: Bombs away!!!!
Duncan dives into the hot pub splashing 50% of the Lemonade out.

Trent and DJ Jump off the cliff.

Beth: That's a hundred percent lemonade right?

[Duneland34]

Bridgette walks over to the cliff looks over and jumps off.

Bridgette confessional-" I was freaking out but didn't want to show it."

She hits the water and swims to shore. No sharks tried to eat her.

LeShawna is up next. She looks over the cliff and then goes to the lemonade tub. She drinks it up and walks away.

LeShawna confessional-"man that was a lot of lemonade. good think i was thirsty"

[Superpan]

Courtney: "YOU THINK I'll have an alliance with you, Gwen? Well, okay then!"

Geoff: "Alright, I...think we'll go with the lemonade. Won't be the most disgusting yellow liquid. I've ever tasted."


He...DRINKS THE LEMONADE!

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"Hey guys....guys...I'm crawling...in pain...is that cliff?"

Falling action!


"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

[Freedom Fighter]

"Now, hold on just a minute!" Blaineley objected. "Why do I have to jump? I'm a co-host! Not one of these simpleton teenagers!"

While Blaineley argued with Chris, Cody was contemplating Sierra's offer.

Cody: (confessional) I'm in quite the pickle! I'm doing everything NOT to associate myself with Sierra. And yet... she's already formed an alliance with more than half our team! As well as a few people on the other team. She's practically given me no reason but to accept!

"Um... okay, Sierra. I... gulp... accept?"

Speaking of alliances... Heather approached Gwen and Courtney.

"So, since we're in the act of mending broken bridges... why don't you say we let bygones be bygones, girls? I mean, we worked SO well together last season. Besides, the three of us plus Duncan and Trent? Totally unstoppable!"

Meanwhile...

"C'mon!" Katie shouted. "Sadie! Lindsay! Izzy! Let's do it, girls!"

Katie then proceeded to leap off of the cliff and safely into the water below.

[The Cartoon]

Gwen: Come on Trent. I'm really sorry about what happened, but can't we just leave it behind us? I'm with you Heather. The five of us can work great together!

Gwen: (Confessional) I don't know what I'm thinking. The only person in my potential "alliance" that actually likes me right now is Duncan.

Gwen: Well think about it. I'm going to finish the challenge. (Jumps off cliff)

Izzy: Yay for diving off dangerous cliffs. Izzy feels like she's in an action movie! (Jumps off)

Tyler wakes up.

Tyler: Woah, I already made it. Where's Lindsay?

[Blankments]

Chris tore out Blaineley's contract and said, "See, it's right here in your contract. 'At some points in the game, the co-hosts will be used as prizes of extra help in the second part of the challenge.' It's a prize NOT to have you on their team. So get jumping!" Chris smiled, "Or drink the lemonade."

Confessional: Sierra: "Oh my gosh, my alliance is complete! But, more importantly, CODY'S IN IT!! EEEE!!" She jitters.

Sierra picks up Cody, and hugs him, "Yay! You're my alliance! That's like being married all over again! Now let's make this jump!"

Sierra ran and jumped off the cliff with Cody in her arms. Cody screamed, while Sierra laughed. When they hit the water, one of the sharks had Cody in his mouth and was about to swallow, when Sierra punched the shark in the face! "Only I can touch my Cody there!" she screamed maniacally. She grabbed Cody and ran to shore.

Meanwhile, back on the cliff...

Confessional: Harold: "So maybe LeShawna's crazy for me. That doesn't mean I can't be a gentleman for other girls."

Harold walked up to the hot tub, and took a taste. "I'm pretty sure it is, Beth, but it might be 95%." He started to walk away, but Chris stopped him.

"Sorry, dude, but once you start a challenge, you gotta finish it." Chris said.

Confessional: Harold: "I really didn't want to do either challenge, but the cliff seemed easier. Plus, it was the one Duncan didn't do."

"Dang!" Harold exclaimed, but he still walked over, and drank all the lemonade within a span of three hours.

[Freedom Fighter]

"But said contract ALSO says since I'm not an official contestant, I can't be voted out! So I don't care if the Killers lose because I refuse to participate. In my opinion, you've screwed them!"

Blaineley pointed to the remaining Killer teammates yet to choose which challenge to undertake in Lindsay, Sadie, and Ezekiel.

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"What are you waiting for, Courtney?" Heather asked the overachiever. "Jump! Or are you back to your challenge-throwing ways? I swear, if we lose this challenge... I'll make sure of it that this time, you ARE the first one voted off the island!"

When Courtney didn't respond, Heather's 'will to win' instincts took over, and she started to pull Courtney towards the edge of the cliff.

"Stop being so stubborn! Ugh!"

[Blankments]

"You do have an excellent point, Blaineley. However, since your choice of a challenge is not an option, I'll choose one for you." And with that, Chris pushed her off the cliff. Watching her scream, Chris smiled. "This is one of my favorite parts of the job."

[Frostbite200]

Beth: If there ever was a Co-Host's Union!

[Freedom Fighter]

After hitting the water, Blaineley re-emerged after a few seconds... but to her surprise, to the cheers, whistles, and applause of most of those waiting at the bottom.

Blaineley: (confessional) Whew. That wasn't so bad.

"They're not applauding for you," Cody shouted at her. "They're applauding for the sharks SNEAKING UP BEHIND YOU!"

Blaineley turned around and indeed see a shark swimming towards her, with jaws wide open.

"AAAAHHH!" she yelled as she swam to shore.

Blaineley: (confessional) I hate Chris. I hate all the networks for funding this show. And I especially hate all of those idiots who keep watching this trashy show year after year to keep getting it renewed! Oh... did I mention I hate Chris?

[The Cartoon]

Chef Hatchet: (@ Blaineley) A shame that you had to jump. Hehe.

Tyler: Lindsay, or Bridgette, or whatever you think your name is, jump!

[Jmill]

-Sadie ran after Katie, landing in the safe zone of the lake.-
Lindsay: I'm coming, Duncan! -Lindsay jumps into the lake-
-Justin grabs his shirt and rips it off, before making a perfect dive into the lake. The sharks do not attack, rather, they carry him safely.
-Ezekiel leans over the cliff, trying to decide if he wants to do the lemonade challenge. Unfortunately, he leans too far and falls face first into the lake. The sharks begin to chase after him, until he looks at them. They suddenly stop and back away-

[Blankments]

"And with that, it looks like, against all odds, the Killer Killers win the first challenge! And along with that, the Screaming Screamers must face their first, and the season's first, elimination! I'll meet all at the campfire ceremony when all the votes are tallied!" Chris smiled, as this, too was one of his favorite parts of the show.

As the rest of the Killer Killers rejoiced for their win, Sierra walked over to the Screaming Screamers to talk to her alliance members on who to vote off...

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Challenge: The Screaming Screamers must vote someone off. The Killer Killers can rejoice in their win.

Voting Rules
All votes are to be sent in a PM to me, Blankments.
All PM's are to have their subject as "Contestant's Vote." For example, "Chris's vote."
The body of the vote is to be "Contestant votes off other contestant." For example, "Chris votes off Blaineley."
The body of the vote is NOT to include a contestant's comments on who they voted off. You can, however, voice your contestant's comments in a confessional on the thread. It is not suggested that you reveal who you voted for, and instead, just refer to them as he/she.
The campfire ceremony will take place as soon as all votes are tallied.

[Freedom Fighter]

You do realize you got that backwards, right? Killer Killers won; Screaming Screamers have to vote someone off.

"This is all YOUR fault!" Heather pointed at Courtney. "If you had just jumped, then we wouldn't be in this mess!"

Heather: (confessional) I can't believe I threw myself into an alliance just to have a certain team member do nothing! But... I'm a reasonable person. Besides... she's not first on my hit list.

[The Cartoon]

OOC: Could you post the teams on the front page just for easy access?

Gwen: Come on you two. We're never going to get better if we argue.

Tyler: Are you kidding? Team Amazon did amazing last season.

Izzy: Yeah, accept for you right Gwen? First one voted out of your team must suck. I'd know but I got airlifted. I'm pretty sure that I would've won. But ya' know, no biggie.

Gwen: Ugh. Point is, can we just try to get along?

Gwen: (Confessional) I'm afraid to say anything to Heather, Courtney, or Trent right now. But I have to make up for what happened last season eventually.

[Blankments]

You do realize you got that backwards, right? Killer Killers won; Screaming Screamers have to vote someone off.

Oops, sorry! It's been fixed


OOC: Could you post the teams on the front page just for easy access?

Done.

Confessional: Harold: "I followed what Sierra said for a reason. I don't want to be kicked out of an alliance with nearly half the contestants in it!"

[Frostbite200]

Trent: (Confessional) Who to send home?!?...Hummmm? a few names have floated my direction and "He" maybe in for a surprize!

Duncan: (Confessional) I hope my antics with the cannon ball stunt don't come back to haunt me!

Beth: (Confessional) Duncan is toast!!!!

DJ: (Confessional) Why am I HERE???

[Superpan]

Courtney: The only master I serve is Alejandro...Alejandro....


Geoff: THAT LEMONADE WAS TERRIBLE! TOO MINTY!

Alejandro: HEHEHEHEHE..ow.

[Blankments]

"Welcome," Chris started, "to the first ever campfire ceremony of the season! We're back to the marshmallow method this season. For those who don't remember, I hold in my hands eleven marshmallows, and I see sitting... wait, there's only eleven campers! Chef!"

Chef walked in, wearing a picture of Alejandro taped to his head.

"That's better! Beth, Duncan, Courtney, and Heather, it wasn't a really good idea not to complete the challenge. LeShawna, breaking up with someone on the first day? Harsh. Also Alejandro really isn't helping the team at this point, and Tyler, Eva kissing you? Wow. Anyways, this season, we'll start with revealing who didn't get any votes." With every name, he tossed a marshmallow to them.

"Courtney."

"Heather."

"Bridgette."

"Beth."

"Harold."

"Tyler."

"Trent."

"And the last person not to get any votes was... LeShawna!" And with that, Chris only had three marshmallows left in hand. "Alejandro, Duncan, Gwen, and Justin, you all received a vote. The only person not in the bottom three is... Duncan!" Chris tossed a marshmallow to Duncan.

"Now, which of you was NOT in the bottom two?" Chris built up the suspense and then exclaimed, while tossing the marshmallow to Chef, "Alejandro!"

"Gwen. Justin. One of you will recieve the final marshmallow. The other will be forced to leave Total Drama Roleplay - Island Edition, and go to the Dock of Shame, never to return, EVER. The person who gets the final marshmallow is..." Chris built up the suspense, then tossed the marshmallow to...

"Gwen! Justin, sorry bro, but you are the first one eliminated this season. You need to go to the Dock of Shame!"

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Challenge: Justin goes to the Dock of Shame. His teammates can say goodbyes if they wish. Note: Not an actual challenge.

[Jmill]

Justin Confessional: I'm surprised I had to go first. Oh well.

-Justin walks across the Dock of Shame, hops on the Boat of Losers, and leaves Total Drama Roleplay.-

[Blankments]

"Last time on Total Drama Roleplay," Chris narrated, "The campers arrived on the island, but had to wait a few hours for DJ to show up. The campers were split into two teams, and DJ's team, the Killer Killers had a punishment for the challenge: everyone's favorite co-host Blaineley was their team for the challenge. Or should I say challenges! In the end, the Killer Killers won the challenge, and the Screaming Screamers had to kick someone off. In one of the most surprising eliminations ever, Justin was kicked off Total Drama Roleplay. Who will be eliminated this week? What will the challenge be? Will Blaineley ever get over herself? Find out this time, on Total. Drama. Roleplay!"

(Insert theme song here.)

"Hello, campers!" Chris exclaimed, "This week's challenge is going to be super fun, super embarrassing, and give us super ratings! You remember in season one, when we did the talent show contest? Well, after doing some research, it turns out, nobody tunes in for talent. All they want is singing. This week's challenge is Total Drama Idol!"

"The challenge will consist of three rounds. In round one, EVERYONE must perform, or risk instant elimination. After round one, Chef, Blainley, and I will send three singers through, plus one randomly chosen singer. In round two, Chef, Blainley, and I will rank the ten singers, and the top two guys, and the top two girls will be chosen to move onto the next round. In the final round, we will vote on the best singer of all! Whatever team the best singer is not on, will go to elimination. Get ready because round one starts soon. I'll let you talk it over with your teammates."

The teams separated into their own groups and began to talk. Sierra confronted Eva, "I'm thinking the best song you could to would be, I don't know, heavy metal!"

Eva frowned at this, and gave Sierra a black eye and flipped her. "NO! I'm choosing my own song! Don't stereotype me!"

Confessional: Eva: "Okay, maybe it wasn't the best idea to beat up the leader of the alliance that most of the team is on. But, I think my choice can win it!"

Confessional: Sierra: "I hope Eva doesn't think I'm going to vote her off. Sure that hurt, but there are WAY bigger threats then her on our team. And, by the way, if she won't sing the heavy metal, I will!"

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Challenge: Get ready for the challenge. Round one starts tomorrow! Note: The following challenge involves you finding songs that you think your character would most likely sing. Be sure to have a link to the song your character will sing.

[Blankments]

(Wow, no posts? Well, since it definitely wasn't a challenge at all, I can't blame you. Now onto the actual challenge!)

"Let round one begin! Forgot to tell you last time that instruments are allowed but no beatboxing, Harold! Also, a reminder that ALL contestants must perform a song, or be instantly eliminated! Now whoever wants to go first can start!"

Sierra decided to set a good example for her alliance and went first.

Confessional: Sierra: "I chose my song because Eva didn't want to do it, and I think I can do a great cover."

"Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?"
Sierra continued with her song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjbMVXj0F8) even though she did change up a bit of the lyrics. Eventually, she finished it up.

"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Cody Man lives again!"
The judges clapped their hands, and Chris said, "That was pretty good, and I LOVED the creepy stalker vibe. Next!"

Harold walked up, with his keytar.

Confessional: Harold: "I chose my song because it's from one of my favorite games, which is also very thought-provoking. Plus, it's awesome!"

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Harold continued with his monotonous song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI), complete with playing with his keytar. The judges were happy when it finally came to an end.

While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE

On the last note, Harold stuck his hand up in the air with a peace sign. The judges booed him, and Chris yelled, "NEXT!"

Eva walked up and knocked over the microphone. "Oh, sorry."

Confessional: Eva: "I chose my song, because it's a song my dad used to always sing to me, before I went to bed."

Confessional: Sierra: "Actually, if Eva does awful, I will kick her out of the alliance. Sorry but if you want to beat me up, you have to have a reason to."

Chris leaned back, waiting for the embarrassment of the challenge. Instead, Eva cleared her throat, and out came a beautiful, operatic voice. Chris's jaw dropped.

No one's in doubt
That the children singing
All too soon
Will be women and men.

Eva continued her beautiful song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJz3O5PIicE). Eventually, tears appeared in Chris, Sierra, and other contestants' eyes. She wrapped it up.

And the canny old land
That we never could command
It will roll
To the ocean again.

Chris spoke through his tears, "That was... beautiful."

Confessional: Sierra: She is still crying. "Wow. Who knew Eva could sing?"

Confessional: Eva: "I don't know why everyone was surprised. I take showers a lot, obviously, so naturally, I sing in the shower a lot. Don't judge me!"

Chris regained his composure, and said, "Who will perform next? Stay tuned to Total Drama Roleplay!"

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Challenge: Perform in round one of Total Drama Idol!

[Freedom Fighter]

Yeah... I didn't think this would be easy, but... wow...

"Ahem..." Cody stepped up to the stage. "This song is dedicated to..."

Cody then glanced over at Sierra, who was grinning from ear-to-ear with her hands clasped in front of her chest.

Cody: (confessional) Wait... I was about to say who the song was for out loud? In front of HER? What was I thinking?

"Actually, never mind. Just start the song."

I've got to be honest
I think you know
We're covered in lies and that's okay.
There's somewhere beyond this, I know
But I hope I can find the words to say.

The song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8s_q3IaglQ&ob=av2n) continues as the beat picks up towards the chorus. Cody randomly looks around the room at all the girls, even Sierra, in an attempt to throw off suspicion as to whom the song was dedicated to. Though as it came to an end, everyone was catching onto the obvious hint...

You're a god
And I am not
And I just thought
I'd let you go!

The song ended as his last glance confirmed it... he was looking at Gwen. But it was Blaineley who jumped out of her seat at the judges' table to give Cody a standing ovation.

"Bravissimo!" she shouted. "Encore! Encore!"

Cody: (confessional) I don't know if Gwen will ever reciprocate my feelings, but I'm gonna keep trying as long as my love for her rings true. Or until... sigh... Sierra finds a way to vote her out.

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Katie was next, coming out decked in a sparkling pink dress while wearing an auburn wig, abnormally-large earrings, a round-top hat, and bracelets and banglets and rings, all of different sizes and shapes and materials that simply did not match.

Blaineley covered her face in disbelief.

"Oh no..."

"Like, oh my gosh!" Katie exclaimed. "I'm so rockin' the '80s look right now! Start the eight-track!"

Heather scratched her head, looking to no one in particular. "What the heck is an eight-track? And how does she know what one is?"

The music starts, and everyone except maybe Chef and Chris develop stunned looks. Oh, and Sadie... who was cheering and whooping it up with glee.

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right?
Oh, mother, dear, we're not the unfortunate ones!
And girls... they wanna have fun!
Oh, girls just wanna have fun!

Katie started dancing and prancing around stage while trying to keep in tune to the song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A&ob=av2e). After almost five minutes, she wrapped up to put everyone out of their misery.

Girls... they wanna have fun!
Oh, girls, they wanna have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...

Katie kept repeating 'They want to have fun,' her voice getting softer before finally fading out of audible range... the end signified by tossing her top hat as Sadie, who excitedly caught it.

Katie: (confessional, clapping for herself at the beginning) I knew that was great! I will be the next Total Drama Idol! EEEEEEE!

[Duneland34]

Owen steps up next.
Owen. "This song is about food. "
Do you like Waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you french toasts?
Yeah, we like french toasts!
Di bi di bi di, get an waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Wa- Di bi di bi di, get an waffles!
Eveyone was laughing at the song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g (the song))

Then it was LeShawna's turn.
LeShawana- "this song will rock you!"

It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The ***** is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

When she was done she waited to see what the judges would say about the song.( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_Lf-JhdSU (the song))

[Jmill]

Sadie: Ohmigosh! I want to do the same thing as Katie! -Sadie begins singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, stumbling on the words as she does not know the song. She is escorted off of the stage.-

Lindsay Confessional: I wanted to sing to Tyler, and with his relationship with Eva and all of my names, this song worked really well!

-Lindsay walks up to the mic, grabs it, and begins to sing-

Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady
Ain't callin me baby
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name

-Lindsay continued to sing her song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc), with her eyes planted firmly on Tyler. After the song concluded, she walked off the stage. Ezekiel walked up, with a look of confusion on his face.-

Ezekiel Confessional: I'm not really sure how to react. I don't listen to very much music, and I've never lasted past the first elimination. So I basically winged it and sang a nursery rhyme. Hopefully it was good enough.

Old McDonald Had a Farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm there was a cow...

-Ezekiel kept singing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mol6B9z00), discussing every single animal he could think of. When he reached his tenth animal, the bear, he was escorted off the stage.-

[Frostbite200]

Beth: MOVE OVER WANNABES!

(Angel Of Harlem - U2)
It was a cold and wet December day
When we touched the ground at JFK
Snow was melting on the ground
On BLS I heard the sound
Of an angel

New York, like a Christmas tree
Tonight this city belongs to me
Angel

Soul love...this love won't let me go
So long...angel of Harlem.

Trent: (To beth) Wait? I thought we're going to do a duet?
Beth: (Evil giggle)
Trent: What am I supposed to do now?
Beth: Is that the idea!!!!
Trent: But we're on the same team!
Beth:....

[Duneland34]

Bridgette walked up to the stage.
Bridgette-"I thought this song was fun and its about the surf."

] If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californ-i-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.

You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Ventura County line
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Santa Cruz and Trestles
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Australia's Narrabeen
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
All over Manhattan
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
And down Doheny way
(Inside outside)
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMwU30Cw5q8)

Noah went up next. He didn't really like to sing though. But he had no choice
Noah-"I really don't want to do this but here gos nothing"

HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!

4 Years you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the (total *****)
All the Stuck-up Chicks
So superficial, so immature

Then When you graduate,
Ya take a look around and you say "Hey Wait!"
This is the same as where I just came from,
I thought it was over, Aw that's just great.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A&ob=av3e)

[Superpan]

Chris's song:

He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger,
And i might like a milkshake as well",
She said to him "i cant give you either",
And he said "isn't this this burger bell?",
She said "yes it is, but were closed now,
But we open tommorow at ten!",
HE SAID "I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRY!!!!
But i guess i can wait until then......"


Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
His yummy Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
YAH! He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, You are his Cheeseburger,
His tasty Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise,
He may have dozed of once or twice,
when he spotted a billboard for 'Denny's',
Bacon and Eggs for half price,
How could he resist such an offer?
He REALLY needed somthing to munch!
Cheeseburger please do not get angry!
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
He's priceless Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
He'll be back for you-ooo,
Won't be so long Cheeseburger,
Oh lovely Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
Oh he'll be back for you!

Coz' he loves his Cheeseburger with all his heart,
And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart,
And if the world suddenly (http://www.lyricstime.com/veggie-tales-cheeseburger-song-lyrics.html#) ran (http://www.lyricstime.com/veggie-tales-cheeseburger-song-lyrics.html#) out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees,
To see if someone accidenly dropped some cheese in the dirt,
Then he would wash it up for you,
Wipe it up for you,
Clean (http://www.lyricstime.com/veggie-tales-cheeseburger-song-lyrics.html#) that dirty cheese up just for YOU!!!!!!

You are his Cheese-bur-GER!!

ALEJANDRO'S SONG: I know that we are young.
And I know you may love me.
But I just can't be with you like this anymore.
Alejandro.

She's got both hands
in her pocket.
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you

She hides true love
En su bolsillo.
She's got a halo 'round her finger.
Around you.

You know that I love you boy.
Hot like Mexico, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to loose.

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke one cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.
Alejandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.
Ale-ale-jandro. [2x]

(Just stop. Please. Just let me go. Alejandro. Just let me go.)

She's not broken (http://www.elyricsworld.com/alejandro_lyrics_lady_gaga.html#),
She's just a baby.
But her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad.
and all those flames that burned before him.
Now he's gonna fight your fight, gonna cool the bad.

You know that I love you boy.
Hot like Mexico, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to loose

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.


Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke my cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.
Alejandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.
Ale-ale-jandro. [2x]

Don't bother me.
http://www.elyricsworld.com/alejandro_lyrics_lady_gaga.html
Don't bother me. Alejandro
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Fernando.

I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Alejandro.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch. Fernando.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke my cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.
Alejandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.
Ale-ale-jandro. [2x]

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke my cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.


COURTNEY'S SONG:


You were once my one companion
You were all that mattered
You were once a friend and father
Then my world was shattered

Wishing you were somehow here again
Wishing you were somehow near
Sometimes it seem if I just dream
Somehow you would be here

Wishing I could hear your voice again
Knowing that I never would
Dreaming of you won't help me to do
All that you dreamed I could

Passing bells and sculpted angels
Cold and monumental
Seem for you the wrong companions
You were warm (http://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/phantomoftheoperathe/wishingyouweresomehowhereagain.htm#) and gentle

Too many years
Fighting back tears
Why can't the past just die

Wishing you were somehow here again
Knowing we must say goodbye
Try to forgive teach me to live
Give me the strength to try
No more memories no more silent (http://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/phantomoftheoperathe/wishingyouweresomehowhereagain.htm#) tears
No more gazing across the wasted years
Help me say goodbye'.

[The Cartoon]

Tyler: Alright! This'll just be like Karoke night in Football camp! Starts singing badly.

"All Star" by Smash Mouth

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Tyler: Yeah!!!

Gwen: There is absolutely no way that you are going to make me sing.

Izzy: Ooh, I'll go next!

"Insanity" by Oingo Boingo

I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Who do I pray to to straighten out this problem?
Straighten out this problem, straighten out my mind.
Straighten out this crooked toungue...
My mind has wandered, from the straight and narrow.
My mind has wandered from the flock, you see?
My mind has wandered, the man just said so.
My mind has wandered, I heard it on TV.
And the flock has wandered away from me now.

-CHORUS-
All around the world now
Like a big bright cherry cloud
Traveling from home to home
TV sets and telephones
Here it comes just like a storm
Bathe in it and be reborn
Time to let the world know
Welcome madness say hello
Like a wave we cannot see
Washing over you and me
Hiding here and hiding there
Madness hiding everywhere
Such a curiosity
Here it comes to set us free
Plenty left for you and me
Say hello insanity

I am the virus, are you the cure?
I am morally, I'm morally impure
I am a disease and I am unclean
I am not part of God's well oiled machine
Christian nation, assimilate me
Take me in your arms and set me free
I am part of a degenerate elite
Dragging our society into the street yeah
Into the abyss and to the sewer don't you see
The man just told me, he told me on TV

Do you think you're better than me
Do you want to kill me or befriend me

And the alchoholic idiot waved his finger at me
And his voice was filled with evanglical glee now
Sipping down his gin and tonics
While preaching about the evils of narcotics
And the evils of sex, and the wages of sin
While he mental fondles his next of kin
Cause my mind has wandered from the flock you see
And the flock has wandered away from me
And he waved his hypnotizing finger at me

Let's imitate reality
Let's strive for mediocrity
Let's make believe we're all the same
Let's sanitize our little brains

I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed
I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head
I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep
I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep

Christian sons, christian daughters
Lead me along like a lamb to the slaughter
Purify my brain and hose down my soul
White perfection, perfection is my goal

Do you think you're better than me
Do you want to kill me or befriend me

Christian nation, make us alright
Put us through the filter and make us pure and white
My mind has wandered from the flock you see
And the flock has wandered away from me

Let's talk of family falues while we sit and watch the slaughter
Hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters
The white folks think they're on the top ask any proud white male
A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle

-CHORUS-
All around the world now
Like a big bright cherry cloud
Traveling from home to home
TV sets and telephones
Here it comes just like a storm
Bathe in it and be reborn
Time to let the world know
Welcome madness say hello

I'd love to take you home with me, I'd love to tuck you in
I wish I could protect you from the wages of our sin
I'd love to hear you scream tonight, I'd love to hear you cry
Protect you from the madness that is raining from the sky

Let's imitate reality
Let's strive for mediocrity
Let's make believe we're all the same
Let's sanitize our little brains

I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed
I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head
I wish that I could keep you in a precious Chinese box
On Sundays I would pray for you so it would never stop
I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep
I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep
I'd love to soothe you with my voice and take your hand in mine
I'd love to take you past the stars and out of reach of time
I'd love to see inside your mind and tear it all apart
To cut you open with a knife and find your sacred heart
I'd love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds
I'd love to mess your pretty hair, I'd love to see you dead.

Izzy: Haha, I don't know why but something about that song just speaks to me. Maybe it's the title, or maybe the messed up lyrics. You never know with Izzy!

[Freedom Fighter]

Heather: (confessional) So, it was tougher than I thought to find a song in which I wouldn't seem as insulting Gwen. Or Courtney. Or Alejandro. Or LeShawna. Or Trent. Or...

Strobe lights were activated to the sound of a pop/dance/techno beat as Heather came out, bopping her head and stomping her right foot to the beat.

How you choose to express yourself
It's all your own and I can tell
It comes naturally
It comes naturally

You follow what you feel inside
It's intuitive, you don't have to try
It comes naturally
It comes naturally

Everyone seemed amazed or was rendered stunned stupid by Heather choosing a teeny-bopper song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_YR4dKArgo&ob=av2e).

You are the thunder and I am the lightning!
And I love the way you
Know who you are and to me it's exciting!
When you know when it's meant to be!

Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally...

"Wait, wait, cut the music!" Blaineley cut in. "What was that?"

"What are you talking about?" Heather asked, putting her hands on her hips.

"You're supposed to sing a song that best represents YOU!"

"But... but it does!"

"You expect me to believe you're like Selena Gomez? Puh-lease!"

Heather: (confessional) She has no right to talk! Post K-Fed Britney Spears wannabe!

[Blankments]

"It's your choice, Gwen. If you want to be instantly eliminated, that's okay for me!" Chris exclaimed. "However, I'll give you time to change your mind."

[Frostbite200]

DJ: It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair


He finishes the song and walks off stage.

Duncan: Is this contest mandatory?

[Blankments]

"What don't you guys get by, 'ALL contestants must perform a song, or be instantly eliminated?' Seriously, I thought I was pretty clear!" Chris exclaimed.

[Frostbite200]

"What don't you guys get by, 'ALL contestants must perform a song, or be instantly eliminated?' Seriously, I thought I was pretty clear!" Chris exclaimed.Duncan:But...ehh...I can't sing!

[Blankments]

Duncan:But...ehh...I can't sing!

"That's a pathetic lie, Duncan! It's just one song. Get over it!" exclaimed Chris.

[Frostbite200]

"That's a pathetic lie, Duncan! It's just one song. Get over it!" exclaimed Chris.Duncan: I have a reputation to uphold!

[Blankments]

Duncan: I have a reputation to uphold!

"Get over it Duncan, it's your reputation, or $2,000,000. What's it going to be?" Chris asked.

[Frostbite200]

"Get over it Duncan, it's your reputation, or $2,000,000. What's it going to be?" Chris asked.Ummm, half an' half?

[Frostbite200]

Trent: I can't believe it. But this is all i've got.

The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

[The Cartoon]

Gwen: Ugh. Fine...

I'm gonna cast a spell on you
Your gonna do what I want you to
Mix it up here in my little bowl
Say a few words and You'll lose control

I'm a hex girl
And I'm gonna put a spell on you
(I'm gonna put a spell on you)
I'm a hex girl
And I'm gonna put a spell on you
(Put a spell on you)

You'll feel the fog as I cloud your mind
You'll get dizzy when I make this sign
You'll wake up in the dead of night
Missing me when I'm out of sight

I'm a hex girl
And I'm gonna put a spell on you
(I'm gonna put a spell on you)
I'm a hex girl
And I'm gonna put a spell on you
(Oh yeah)

With this little cobweb potion
You'll fall into dark devotion
If you ever lose affection
I can change your whole direction

I'm a hex girl
And I'm gonna put spell on you
(I'm gonna put a spell on you)
I'm a hex girl
And I'm gonna put a spell on you

We're gonna put a spell on you

[Blankments]

"Okay, that's everyone EXCEPT Duncan. Duncan, if you don't sing soon, I'm going to have to disqualify you myself," Chris said.

(Frostbite200, if you do not post Duncan's song within the next five hours, I will assume you are having him quit, and he will be eliminated. Please post your song as soon as possible.)

[Frostbite200]

Duncan: FINE, I'l do it. But I ain't happy about it!

I am so high, I can hear heaven
I am so high, I can hear heaven

And they say that a Hero can Save Us
I'm not gonna stand Here and Wait
I'll hold on to the Wings of the Heroes
Watch as they all Fly Away

Someone told me
Love will All save Us
But how can that be?
Look what Love gave Us.
A world full of Killing,
And blood Spilling
The world never Came
And they say that a Hero can Save Us
I'm not gonna stand Here and Wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the Heroes
Watch as they all Fly Away

Now that the World isn?t endning
It is love that I?m sending to You
It isn't the Love of a Hero,
And that's why I fear it won't Do.


Duncan:...Chris, You turn? :evil:

[Blankments]

"Uh, Duncan? I'm the host. That's I mean I don't participate in the challenges!" Chris yelled. "Now, excuse us as we make our choices."

Chris, Blaineley, and Chef began talking on who they wanted to send through. After a long time, Chris walked up to the stage.

"Keep in mind that if you are chosen, you must perform or be instantly eliminated. As an added rule, you cannot repeat the song you did round one, as it will not be counted. Our top ten are, in no particular order, LeShawna, Tyler, Noah, Alejandro, Duncan, Bridgette, Lindsay, Izzy, and Cody." Chris glared at them: "What are you guys waiting for? Sing!"

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Challenge: The top ten must sing a new song. The others can comment on the songs if they choose.

[The Cartoon]

Gwen: Thank God I'm out. I guess that you didn't get so lucky Duncan.

Tyler: I moved on? Awesome! I should totally audition for American Idol after this! Time to touch everyone's emotions with another song about sports!

Centerfield: John Fogerty

Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today!
We're born again, there's new grass on the field.
A-roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man;
Anyone can understand the way I feel.

CHORUS:
Oh, put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;
Put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be Centerfield.

Well, I spent some time in the Mudville Nine, watchin' it from the bench;
You know I took some lumps when the Mighty Case struck out.
So Say Hey Willie, tell Ty Cobb and Joe DiMaggio;
Don't say "it ain't so", you know the time is now.

CHORUS

Yeah! I got it, I got it!

Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;
You know I think it's time to give this game a ride.
Just to hit the ball and touch 'em all - a moment in the sun;
(pop) It's gone and you can tell that one goodbye!

CHORUS
CHORUS
Yeah!

Tyler: Oh yeah, time for the fanmail baby. (Everyone around him have their ears plugged)

Chef Hatchet: That was terrible. It was like a bad karoke performance at a high school party. And emotions? Come on, it's a song about baseball for cry sake.

Tyler: You can't tell me how to live my life! This is only the beginning, I'll show you! (Runs off)

Izzy: My turn, my turn, my turn! Haha!

Born to Be Wild: Steppenwolf

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

Chef Hatchet: Wow, you hit some pretty big notes there. But I'm pretty sure that you're stage performance scared the band.

Guitar Player: Get her away!

[Jmill]

Lindsay Confessional: Oh my gosh, I can't believe I made it to the next round!

-Lindsay walks up to the stage and begins to sing. Unlike her last song, which was soft and with a slow beat, this song whips through at a quicker tempo.-

...Just shake them off
shake them off, shake them off, shake them off

Don't let haters keep me off my grind.
Keep my head up i know I'll be fine.
Keep fighting until i get there.
When I'm down and i feel like giving up, I think again

-As the song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U)continues to approach the chorus, Lindsay's message to Tyler is clear: I am in control of myself. Do what you want, I don't care. As Lindsay enters the chorus, she begins to spin her head, her hair flying around.-

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth

[Freedom Fighter]

Calling upon Trent and Harold to play the song for him, Cody took the stage for his second-round song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAP9AF6DCu4).

So lately, been wondering
Who will be there to take my place
When I'm gone you'll need love
To light the shadows on your face

If a greater wave shall fall
And fall upon us all
Then between the sand and stone
Could you make it on your own?

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low
I'll go wherever you will go

Unlike the first song, this time Cody didn't even make an attempt to hide the fact his song was directed towards Gwen.

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low
I'll go wherever you will go

If I could turn... back... time
I'll go wherever you will go
If I could... make... you... mine
I'll go wherever you will go!

I'll go wherever YOU WILL GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cody looked Gwen's way, hoping for some sort of positive reaction...

[Blankments]

Confessional: Sierra: "I can't believe Cody! He's singing to the boyfriend-stealer! And after I helped him in Hawaii! If it weren't for me, he'd be dead in Hawaii!!" There is a pause, and Sierra bursts into tears. "NO!!!!!!!"

Chris noticed something seriously wrong. "Hold on a moment, everyone. I only announced nine contestants... and this is a top ten! The last contestant to go through was... Eva!"

Confessional: Eva: "Wow, I couldn't believe I got sent on. I thought I sang awful! That's why Chris was crying, right? Now to decide between my favorite song ever, or a song my mom used to sing to me before bedtime..."

Chris continued his announcements, "Due to the stubbornness of certain contestants," Chris glared at Duncan, "if you do not perform in Round Two by tomorrow at 8/7 CST, you will be," Chris played some dramatic music, "ELIMINATED!!"

Harold looked around for a second and sneaked on stage with an ukelele.

Confessional: Harold: "After seeing what Cody did for Gwen, I couldn't not do the same for LeShawna, out of the challenge or in. Besides, what better time would happen for me to use my skills learned from Hawaiian Steve's Ukelele Playing Camp?"

Looking around but then looking directly at LeShawna, he started playing his ukelele.

My head is stuck in the clouds
She begs me to come down
Says "Boy quit foolin' around"
I told her "I love the view from up here
The warm sun and wind in my ear
We'll watch the world from above
As it turns to the rhythm of love"

Feedback was going throughout the entire stadium. Everyone was plugging their ears to Harold's awful voice combined with one of the cheesiest songs ever written (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWiwuiT58Yc). Chris yelled, "Interns! Grab him!" Harold just continued singing and playing his ukelele, while running away from the interns.

We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun
You're mine all mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love

Harold finished his song, and yelled, "I LOVE YOU, LESHAWNA!" right before being tackled by interns. Harold started screaming in pain

Confessional: Harold: "Sure, I've got this broken arm now, but it's worth it for LeShawna to see how much I love her. LeShawna needs to realize this, before I'm gone. And, no, that's not an invitation to vote me off, Duncan!"

Chris spoke to his other judges, "Guys, just letting you know he is currently not in the competition, so don't you dare try to send him throught to the next round!"

[Duneland34]

LeShawna- Oh wow. Harold u are a crazy boy.
Gives Harold a hug.
LeShawna- But i still don't want to date u i hope u understand

[Duneland34]

Bridgette- Ok i can't believe i made it too the second round so here is my next.


She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati
On a snow white Christmas Eve
Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat
Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year
She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention
she was going way too fast
Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes
She didn't even have time to cry
She was so scared
She threw her hands up in the air

Jesus take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydBPm2KRaU&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)

__________________________

LeShawna-Guess I am next.

Listen, baby
Ain't no mountain high
Ain't no vally low
Ain't no river wide enough, baby

If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

'Cause baby,
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz-UvQYAmbg)
__________________________

Noah-Ok. I really didn't care if i made it or not but I'll sing i guess.
Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Well just the other day I heard of a soldier's falling off
some Indonesian junk that's going round.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, aaaaaaaay.

Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things."
"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines."
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, aaaaaaaay.

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Every time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rollin, got my Kiss records out.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, aaaaaaaay.

Awaaaaaay.
Awaaaaaay.

Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.
(Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright)
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.
(Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright)
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.
(Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright)
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.
(Bun E's alright, Tommy's alright, Robin's alright, Rick's alright)
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.
(Were all alright, Were all alright, Were all alright, Were all alright!!!)
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.
(Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright)( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th370QmFtk8)

[Blankments]

Eva walked up the stage, having chose her song.

Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Eva continued her song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQK4YfiPj1Q)which got the same reaction from Chris as her previous.

Maybe there's a God above
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
It's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Eva left the stage.

[Frostbite200]

Duncan: Every night I remember that event
The way you looked when you said you were leaving
The way you cried as you turned to walk away
The cruel words and the false accusations
The mean looks and the same old frustrations
I never thought that we'd throw it all away
But we threw it all away.

And I'm a little bit lost without you
And I'm a bloody big mess inside
And I'm a little bit lost without you
This aint a love song this is goodbye (oooooh)
This aint a love song this is goodbye (ooooh)

I've been lost, I've been losing
I've been tired, I'm all hurt and confusion
I've been mad, I'm the kind of man that I'm not
I'm going down, I'll be coming back fighting
I may be scared and a little bit frightened
But I'll be back, I'll be coming back to life
I'll be coming back to life

And I'm a little bit lost without you
And I'm a bloody big mess inside
And I'm a little bit lost without you
This aint a love song this is goodbye (oooooh)
This aint a love song this is goodbye (ooooh)

Whoooo
And you can try (you can try)
And you can try but you'll never keep me down
And you can try (you can try)
And you can try but you'll never keep me down

La la la la la la la
(I wont be lost, i wont be down)

And I'm a little bit lost without you
And I'm a bloody big mess inside
This ain't a love song this is goodbye

It's alright (It's alright) cause you can try but you'll never keep me down
It's alright (It's alright) I may be lost but you'll never keep me down
You can try (you can try) you can try but you'll never keep me down
You cant try (you can try) I know i'm lost but I'm waiting to be found
you'll never keep me down
you'll never keep me down
never keep me down

[Freedom Fighter]

Katie: (confessional) I thought my song was good enough to get me to the second round! But, no matter! There's still some awesome singers left! Especially the ones from my team! GO TEAM!

Cody: (confessional) Should I be worried that Gwen STILL hasn't said anything since my performance? Sigh... guess I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns in the final round. Even Gwen likes boy bands... right?

[Superpan]

Alejandro's song:

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata?
Yeah. It's our motto!
What's a motto?
Nothing. What's a-motto with you?T
hose two words will solve all your problems
That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...
When I was a young wart hog
Very nice
Thanks
He found his aroma lacked a certain appealHe could clear the savannah after every meal
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinnedAnd it hurt that my friends never stood (http://www.lionking.org/lyrics/OBCR/HakunaMatata.html#) downwind
And oh, the shame
He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name
What's in a name?
And I got downhearted
How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...
Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophyHakuna Matata!
(Repeats)I say "Hakuna"I say "Matata"


Owwwww...

[Frostbite200]

Duncan (Confessional) : I can't believe this challenge is taking so long. I want a really challenge that's not reliant on my...dodgy vocals!

[Freedom Fighter]

"Chris will hopefully be announcing which four will be moving onto the final round shortly," reported Blaineley, "but honestly, I wish we could've sent three girls through. Because, except for one of the guys, you all were CRAP!"

[Blankments]

"First off, the people going through to the final round get immunity if they lose. I probably should've mention that earlier," Chris smiled. "Anyways, our final four is, from the Screaming Screamers, LeShawna and Tyler, and, from the Killer Killers, Cody and Eva! All of you need to perform a new song by tomorrow, at 8/7 CST. Good luck!"

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Challenge: The final four must sing a new song. The others can comment on the songs if they choose.

[Freedom Fighter]

"I guess everyone must be as scared as me," noted Cody. "Oh well..."

Cody willingly volunteered to go first among the finalists, and, true to his word, he had a boy band song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CC98XqkHDI) cued up and ready to go.

Empty spaces fill me up with holes
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you within me I can't find no rest
Where I’m going is anybody’s guess

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

Cody poured all his emotion into the song, and that got many of the girl competitor's hearts pounding...

"EEEEEE! Cody! EEEEEE!" Katie managed to squeal between breaths.

I'd try to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

Incomplete

Cody waited for a reaction from the judges, and perhaps Gwen, but the screams of Sierra, Katie, and most of the other girls was all that he could hear.

Cody: (confessional) Heh. Maybe I should've been the one from our band to attempt a solo career.

[The Cartoon]

Gwen: Cody, listen. About the songs you sang for me. I've already broken one guy's heart. I'm with Duncan now. Maybe you want to give Sierra another chance?

Tyler: I moved on! Oh yeah, take that Chef!

Baba O' Riley - The Who

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living.

I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder.

The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland.
Teenage wasteland
Oh, yeah
Its only teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

(Not my ideal choice, but I have 2 minutes before the challenge is due. And I just looked up the first song that came to my head. Ah well :p)

[Blankments]

(Since half the people didn't do the challenge, I'll extend the deadline to tonight, at 8/7 CST, since it's not really fair to have a two-way challenge.)

Eva, after contemplating her song for a while, ran up to stage.

Confessional: Eva: "I can't believe I'm in the final round! Maybe, I would've won last season. Anyway, I decided to go with the song my mom's favorite lullabye for me. People love lullabyes, right?"

"Sorry I'm late," she spoke. And with that, she started her song.

Sleep, my little Kovu
Let your dreams take wing
One day when you're big and strong
You will be a king

As Eva continued her song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGqxf86cZs), shocked expressions appeared on everyone's face, except for Chris, who was smiling. Finally, she wrapped up the song.

Payback time is nearing
And then our flag will fly
Against a blood-red sky
That's my lullaby!

Eva left the stage, leaving everyone scared and Chris laughing.

[Duneland34]

LeShawna- Ok i have to sing again... really? well ok here i go.

Dark in the city night is a wire
Steam in the subway earth is afire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Woman you want me give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you.
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
High blood Drumming on your skin it's so tight
You feel my heat I'm just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf.

Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
I smell like I sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

[Blankments]

Chris announced, "The results are in! First off, the worst person of the match, receiving fourth place by all the judges was Tyler. Third place goes to the other guy in the challenge, Cody! LeShawna or Eva, Screaming Screamers or Killer Killers? The winner of the challenge, getting first place from two judges was...

"Eva! You just won the title of Total Drama Idol, and won the challenge for your team!"

Confessional: Eva: "I can't believe I won! Seriously, I thought I completely failed that last round."

"The Screaming Screamers, you have to go to elimination. But remember, Tyler and LeShawna have immunity."

As the Killer Killers congratulated Eva, Sierra snuck over to the Screaming Screamers to talk to her alliance...

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Challenge: The Screaming Screamers must vote someone off. The Killer Killers can rejoice in their win. Remember the voting rules, and also, remember that Tyler and LeShawna have immunity.

[Freedom Fighter]

Cody: (confessional) Well, I didn't win, but at least Eva is on my team. Heh... who knew she had it in her? As for Gwen... where do I go from here?

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Heather: (confessional) I can't believe we lost AGAIN! Ugh! Someone's gonna pay for this... and I know just the sucker to toss aside!

Heather approaches Bridgette and LeShawna and pulls them aside, away from prying eyes/ears/cameras...

[The Cartoon]

Tyler: I don't need you judges or your stupid singing competition! One day I'm going to famous and you're going to be sorry that you rejected me! I'll show you! (Runs off)

Gwen: Someone's upset that they can't sing.

Izzy: Ooh who? Is it Noah? Because he really can't, but I like his voice anyway. Hey Eva, good job. But what are all your friends at the gym going to say? I know what I'd say. But I won't tell you, it might make you mad. Haha.

[Blankments]

Chris began, "Welcome back to the campfire ceremony, for another exciting elimination ceremony! I currently have ten marshmallows in my hands while there are eleven people left in the game. Who will have to leave Total Drama Roleplay? I'll tell you, but first..."

Chris pulled out a CD: "For the viewing audience at home, did you enjoy all the songs you heard tonight? Well, you can buy them all for twelve easy payments of $19.95! This wonderful set, besides including every song sung on this program, also includes a bonus track of me and the co-hosts singing our theme song acappella!" Chris smiled, and the campers glared at him, "What?"

"Anyway, let's get on with the ceremony!" Chris exlaimed, "Courtney, not even making it past the first round, even when you're a semi-professional singer? Lame. Gwen and Heather, you also didn't make it past the first round. Duncan, your attitude was not appreciated today, and it may have been that your attitude made you lose the game. And, Trent, The Itsy Bitsy Spider when you're probably our best musician? Wow. Just wow. Lastly, Harold, breaking your arm while confessing your love to LeShawna was probably your worst idea yet. It was made worse when she completely rejected you, too -"

"She did not!" Harold interupted, denial filling his brain.

"Shut up, Harold. We're on a time limit," Chris continued. "Back to the ceremony, Tyler and LeShawna, here are your marshmallows." He tossed them their marshmallows. He tossed the following people marshmallows when he dramatically said their name.

"Gwen."

"Bridgette."

"Harold."

"Heather."

"And the last person to come out of this vote-free was," Chris paused for suspense, "Courtney!" With this statement, Chris had three marshmallows left. "Alejandro, Beth, Duncan, and Trent, you all received a vote. The person not in the bottom three is... Trent!" Chris threw a marshmallow at Trent.

"Who isn't in the final two?" Chris paused for a second until tossing a marshmallow, "Duncan!"

"Alejandro. Beth. One of you will get a marshmallow. One of you won't and then will be forced to go to the Dock of Shame, take the Boat of Loser, and never return, EVER. The person who gets the final marshmallow is..." He paused for more suspense, and then tossed the marshmallow to...

"Beth! Sorry, Alejandro, you have to leave the island!"

(The following paragraph takes place at the very end of the episode.)

Confessional: Sierra: "Gwen, consider yourself lucky you weren't eliminated. Your alliance is too big a threat to mine, and you're the leader which makes you a threat." Sierra's eyes started twitching. "Also, you already have Duncan and Trent. You're going to regret ever stealing my Cody!" She started screaming into the camera. "It's not enough to get you eliminated! I'm going to make you suffer!" Sierra smiled evily.

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Challenge: Alejandro goes to the Dock of Shame. His teammates can say goodbyes if they wish. Note: Not an actual challenge.

[Superpan]

Alejandro: Well, I can't say that this was terribly exciting. I mean I was almost eaten, but when it comes right down to it, I don't have it in me to be evil. I think I'll go open a puppy daycare or something, y'know, give back to my community.

[Blankments]

(Sorry for the wait, but with Thanksgiving and all, this is the earliest I could post it. Now on with the roleplay!)

"Last time on Total Drama Roleplay," Chris narrated, "We surprised the campers with a singing contest. We narrowed it down to ten, then four campers. In a huge surprise, Eva won it for her team, and proved that she should've been on last season. When the Screaming Screamers had to eliminate someone, they went with Alejandro, the suave boyfriend of Heather. However, it looks like maybe they should've went with Gwen, for her safety. What will Sierra do to Gwen? How awkward will the challenge be? Will Blaineley finally lose some weight? Find out in this episode of Total. Drama. Roleplay!"

(Insert theme song here.)

"Hello, campers!" Chris started, "Time for another awesomely embarassing, and physically humiliating, challenge! Back in season one, Chef did this challenge with you, but this time, I'm in complete control! This week's challenge is called 'Growing Some Backbone!'

"In the first part of the challenge, each team will be given a canoe with a co-host sitting on top. Since they have more people, and it would be harder with more weight, the Killer Killers will have Blaineley on their canoe. The Screaming Screamers, you get Chef Hatchet. Anyway, whichever team's canoe is picked up first by all members at once, will get an advantage in the second part of the challenge."

The canoes were brought in by some interns with Chef and Blaineley already sitting on top of them.

"Teams are go!" Chris exclaimed. Harold ran over to Chef's canoe first.

Confessional: Harold: "Even though I've got a broken arm, I still need to prove my team - and LeShawna - that I'm worthy. Besides, LeShawna likes strong men, right?"

Harold reached up with his working arm, and yelled at his teammates, "Get over here and help me!"

Eva rolled her eyes, walked over Blaineley's canoe, picked it up with one arm, and started juggling it in boredom. "Is this good enough, Chris?" Eva asked.

"Nah," Chris said, "I want EVERYONE on the team to help."

Eva rolled her eyes again, and put it down. "Get over here, you worthless team!"

Sierra ignored Eva's plea.

Confessional: Sierra: "I have a nice three-step plan to ruin Gwen and get her eliminated. First off, I've got to talk to one of my alliance members."

Sierra walked over to Noah, and pulled him to the side...

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Challenge: Help your team pick up the canoe. The team who lifts the canoe first wins the first part of the challenge. The last person on the team to participate can roleplay the lifting of the canoe.

[The Cartoon]

Tyler: Alright! A challenge where I can show off my muscles! Let's go Screamers! (Helps lift)

Gwen: Ugh, lifting canoes? Can't we get a challenge that doesn't require making us miserable? (Helps)

Izzy: Come on Killers, we've got this. Put some muscle to it! That means you Noah, haha. (Lifts)

Izzy: (Confessional) I love being a killer. Oh, and I don't mind being on my team either.

[Duneland34]

Noah-I can lift just fine lizzy thank u very much.

Before noah starts lifting he walks over to gwen and before she can react noah starts making out with her and walks away. and starts lifting.

Owen-YEAH NOAH, ah so how long do we have to lift this thing im hungry

[Blankments]

Confessional: Sierra: "Excellent! Stage one of Operation: 'Destroy Gwen's Reputation and Get Her Eliminated' is complete. I'll wait for some breathing time."

Confessional: Eva: "NOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!" *breaks out into tears*

Sierra took her place next to Eva and started lifting.

[Frostbite200]

Duncan(Confessional) : FINALLY, a challenge that doesn't require self imposed embarrassment!
Duncan gets in there!

Trent(Confessional) : I'm going to have to start pulling my own weight around here after the last disaster of a challenge!
He to pitches in!

Beth(Confessional) : How I am I supposed to be of any help? I've got no upper body strength!

DJ starts lifting while humming a vaguely familiar tune!

[The Cartoon]

OOC: Sorry, but is it really in character for Noah to just spontaneously start making out with a girl? :p EDIT: Oh wait, nvm. I see what happened now.

Gwen: What the...?

[Freedom Fighter]

"Let's go, ladies!" Heather shouted at Courtney, LeShawna, and Bridgette. "Hop to it!"

Heather joined the rest of the Screamers in lifting their boat.

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Cody rolls up his sleeves as he walks past his team's boat and towards Noah.

"Hey!" he growled, clenching his fists. "I'd like to have a word with you!"

[Freedom Fighter]

Since no one's posted in a few days, I assume it's okay to post behind myself...

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"Okay... so HOW does this work, anyway?" Katie asked.

Katie put two hands on the canoe, waiting for help or instruction. Meanwhile, Cody had grabbed a hold of Noah and pushed him to the ground.

"How DARE you?" Cody yelled at him. "What gives you the right to kiss Gwen like that?"

Cody: (confessional) I don't understand it. Trent, Duncan, and now Noah, of all people! What is it that makes guys lust for Gwen? It's so not fair!

Cody sat on Noah's stomach, grabbed him by the vest, and started shaking him.

"I... want... an answer! NOW!"

[Duneland34]

Noah- Hey hold on dude u just dont understand.

confessional Noah- i dont like gwen, its just something that had to be done

Noah- im sorry cody. just calm ur self

mean while.

LeShawna- Dang lifting stuip boats again. jeez i thought chris was better then this.

Bridgette- its not as bad as it seems. lets just hope it doesnt last forever

[Jmill]

Ezekiel: Here you go, girls. I'll lift the canoe for you so you won't hurt yourself.
-Ezekiel lifts the canoe for Lindsay, giving it to her, before doing the same for Sadie, and then lifting it for himself.-

[Superpan]

"Must prove self! Must remind people I exist!"

Courtney grabs and lifts canoe and runs screaming.

"AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!"

She throws the canoe at a tree.


"Wow, Courtney really shulked out...shehulked out...sulked out...whatever, she threw the canoe at a tree!"

So Geoff and his team lifted the canoe and He was content and declared that day holy. All praise Geoff

[Freedom Fighter]

"Fine," Cody said as he released Noah, "but I'm watching you!"

Cody started to head back to his canoe, but then realized that the rest of the Killers had lifted it up off the ground without him.

"Hey! What about me?" he shouted.

EDIT (11:05 pm): Cody ran over. He took a spot next to Sierra, put two hands on the canoe, and with his help, the Killer Killers successfully got the canoe over their heads.

[Blankments]

"Sorry, Cody," Chris said, "but the Screaming Screamers already lifted their canoe. Even though they did throw it at a tree. The Screaming Screamers win the first part of the challenge.

"The second part of the challenge will be Compliment-A-Thon! You all have to give me an honest compliment. Whoever has the best compliment, wins! The Killer Killers, since you lost the first part of the challenge, you have to also give a compliment to Chef and Blaineley. By the way, you all have to this upside down. Have fun!"

All the contestants climbed on a jungle gym and started hanging upside down.

Sierra decided to go first: "Chris, you're really, really hot. Blaineley, you were voted to be 'Hottest' in high school. Chef, you're... a good cook?"

Harold went, "Chris, you aren't Duncan. That is all."

Eva paused, but then said, "Chris, ... your name is included in 'Christmas.' Blaineley, you're the only reason people watch this show. Chef, you haven't killed us yet."

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Challenge: Compliment Chris. Whichever team has the best compliments will win. The Killer Killers also must compliment Chef and Blaineley. Failure to complete this challenge by Saturday 12:00 AM CST, will cause instant elimination.

[Duneland34]

Noah and Owen take there places upside down.

Noah- Chris ur an alright guy Chief u haven't killed us with ur food yet and blaineley ur good at tricking ppl.

Owen- ummm Chris u rock! Chief I love ur cooking. blaineley u were an awesome wife last season.

Mean while

LeShawna and Bridgette take there places.

LeShawna- u have been a great host

Bridgette- Chris im glad u havn't killed us yet with the challenges

[The Cartoon]

Tyler: Ooh ooh, if you were any more handsome, you'd make Tom Cruise die of embarrassment.

*Everyone stares*

Tyler: What? No, I don't swing that way. It's part of the challenge!

Izzy: Compliments? Umm, ok. Blaineley, I admire your ruthless tactics in the aftermaths. You do Izzy proud. And Chef, you've been a worthy adversary in every fight that we've had. I salute you!

[Freedom Fighter]

Have to try to recreate my post from yesterday. And I thought it was brilliant...

Cody and Katie got up on the jungle gym and hung upside down.

"Let's see..." Cody thought out loud. "Oh! Okay, Chris has a great smile, Chef can cook a meal for me any day, and Blaineley? I... I... I... I remembered what your name was, for once?"

"Ooh, my turn!" Katie squealed. "Blaineley can get me hair extensions, Chef can buy me a pony, and Chris... um... Chris can make me rich and famous!"

Cody swung over and whispered into Katie's ear. Katie went bug-eyed.

"OH! I thought we were supposed to be telling them what we wanted them to get us for Christmas. Well, that changes everything!"

Katie thought for a minute, then came up with some compliments.

"Blaineley, you're the best gossiper I know. Chef, you'd win at any game of 'Simon Says!' And Chris, well... uh... Cody thinks you're hot!"

"WHAT?" Cody yelled, before losing concentration and falling off the jungle gym, hitting the ground head-first.

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Heather took her position soon after...

"Chris," she looked the host's way, in a dreamily fashion, "you have the hottest hair I've ever seen on a man! You probably have women trying to beat each other with a stick just to touch your locks every time you spend a night out on the town."

[Frostbite200]

Duncan: "Chris...You have awesome hair?".

Beth: "Your choices in clothing isn't atrocious!".

Trent: "Ummm. You have natural rhythm!?".

DJ: "Chris; You're adorable! Blaineley; Your name makes no sense to me! Chef; You're a walking cliche!

[The Cartoon]

Gwen: Ugh, do I have to? Fine. Chris, that cologne is *gulp* some of the best I've ever smelled. Ok, now I'm off to go wash my mouth out with soap.

[Jmill]

Ezekiel, Sadie, and Lindsay take their spots.

Ezekiel: Chris, your forgiveness put me in second-to-last last season! Chef, your cuisine has improved through the years! Blaineley, you could be an even bigger star if you left the show and did your own show!
Sadie: Chris, you were kind enough to put Katie and Sadie on the same team! Twice! Chef, you don't torture us as much as Chris. Blaineley, you would be so cute with Chris!
Lindsay: Chris, you showed me that not all attractive people are nice. Blaineley, you taught me the same, just more effectively than Chris. And Chef, you are one of the greatest cooks I've been served by in the past year!

[Superpan]

Courtney: Chris, I find you distinguished, intelligent, funny, caring, lovely, beauteous, handsom, manly, and I'M HAVING YOUR BABY!

Geoff: CHRIS, you're not the dumbest person here, you're not the ugliest person here, you're not the most serious person here, and you have a vague smell of doritos about you which I just ADORE.

NOW, I hear I have a girlfriend. COME HERE, GORGEOUS!

MWA!

[Blankments]

(Due to the outage, a lot of stuff was erased. Don't worry, all who sent in votes, I have them recorded.)

"To recap, the Killer Killers are up for elimination because Tyler won the challenge for the Screaming Screamers! So, everyone, vote!"

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Challenge: The Killer Killers need to vote!