Simpsons Quote Quiz

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by NMaxFranklin
I haven't seen an episode of the Simpsons since I stopped watching tv four months ago. So, I may be a bit rusty. Anyhoo...

"If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework."

Should be E Z.;)

First time I've tried Quote Quiz, let's see if I can do it right.

Ahem. Bart in "Bart of Darkness."

OK, try this one (another easy one): "I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. Stupid dead woman."

[Lonestarr]

Homer in "Selma's Choice".

How 'bout this?

"Ah, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs and admired by the elderly."

I think it's pretty easy.

[Firefly]

Thats Homer in "Homie The Clown"



I don't get it that was non alcoholic Champain (spell)

a little hard

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Firefly

I don't get it that was non alcoholic Champain (spell)

One of the NASA guys in "Deep Space Homer."

"No, Homer. I'm not your wife. Although I do enjoy handling her pearls."

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Maxie Zeus

"No, Homer. I'm not your wife. Although I do enjoy handling her pearls."

I don't know the titles of the episodes, but it's that the Cat Burglar in the Cat Burglar episode? (I just like that episode when Lisa plays the jug! Heheh)

Another easy one: "Ahhh! Shark boy!"

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


I don't know the titles of the episodes, but it's that the Cat Burglar in the Cat Burglar episode? (I just like that episode when Lisa plays the jug! Heheh)

Another easy one: "Ahhh! Shark boy!"

I don't know the name of the episode (I don't really know the name of any of the episodes, LOL.) But I know it's Homer to Bart. They are both wearing fake shark fins, scaring people at the beach. They both stand in shallow water and Homer is scared by Bart with the fake fin (is it spelldid "fin", or "finn?" Awe, the heel with it.)

My quote:

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

[Lonestarr]

The one with the cat burglar: "Homer the Vigilante".

"Aaaah! Shark boy!": Homer in "Itchy and Scratchy Land"

The most recent one: Rainier Wolfcastle in "Radioactive Man"

Here's mine:

"'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English."

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Lonestarr29
"'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English."

Random Amish guy, in "Bart of Darkness." (Homer's response: "D'oh-eth!"

Time to separate the men from the boys:

"Oh, all right. The Cappadocians!"

[DR. BELCH]

--an old Amish farmer in "Bart of Darkness", the episode where the Simpsons get a pool, and Homer puts it up wrong. He replies, "D'oh-eth!"

Now mine:
"That's my retirement grease!"

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
--an old Amish farmer in "Bart of Darkness", the episode where the Simpsons get a pool, and Homer puts it up wrong. He replies, "D'oh-eth!"

Now mine:
"That's my retirement grease!"

What do we do when we accidently branch like this?

I know, I'll answer this one and take it back round to my challenge!

Answer: Groundskeeper Willie in "Lard of the Dance"!

My challenge: "Oh, all right. The Cappadocians!"

[barnyarddawg]

Here's two of my all time favorites:


Lisa- "Granpa's old radio, wouldn't it be grand to sit around and have a listen" Homer-"Quick turn something on, I'm starting to think!"

and

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!"

[Mr. Eye]

The alcohol one is when Homer is the Springfield's beer baron during prohibition.

Mr. Eye


Originally posted by barnyarddawg
Here's two of my all time favorites:


Lisa- "Granpa's old radio, wouldn't it be grand to sit around and have a listen" Homer-"Quick turn something on, I'm starting to think!"

and

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!"

[mxyzptlk]

i have one. "i made an f oneand i turned out fine"

[Maxie Zeus]

"Oh, all right. The Cappadocians!"

Okay, here's 2 hints:

Same character, different episode: "Stupid helium! Shoo! Shoo!"

Same episode, different character: "There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them."

[Firefly]

Thats Sideshow Bob but I don't know the episode Is it the one with the air show? I won't post until i'm notedfied if i'm right

[DR. BELCH]

Sideshow Bob to his brother Cecil in "Brother From Another Series". One of my favorite Bob eps next to "Cape Feare" and its many rakes.
Okay....
"Ohhh...but I was using my full a**!"

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Firefly
Thats Sideshow Bob but I don't know the episode Is it the one with the air show? I won't post until i'm notedfied if i'm right

Yeah, Belch nailed it. The other 2 quotes were Bob in the airshow one, and Cecil in "The Bro from another TV show"

Belch's quote has me baffled. It's a great line, tho.

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Sideshow Bob to his brother Cecil in "Brother From Another Series". One of my favorite Bob eps next to "Cape Feare" and its many rakes.
Okay....
"Ohhh...but I was using my full a**!"

That's Homer to Lisa in the episode where he tries to be a good father. Lisa said, "You'r half-*****ed over parenting is a lot scarier than your half-*****ed underparenting," or something to that effect.

I hope the Mod's don't mind the use of "*****." If it's ok for cable, I think it should be ok for the boards.


NEXT:
"Aye, the hot-pants."

[Trent Lane]

don't know the episode, but it's the sea captain speak of the "precious cargo". here's two for ya:

"todd's got zesty italian in his eye."
"sex cauldrun?!"

see if you can get them....

[Lonestarr]

"Sex cauldron?!" was said by Krusty on the episode where Skinner and Krabappel started dating.

[WeelyTM]

Originally posted by flhero311
don't know the episode, but it's the sea captain speak of the "precious cargo". here's two for ya:

"todd's got zesty italian in his eye."
"sex cauldrun?!"

see if you can get them....

Lonestar got the second one; maude flanders says "We're not talking about kissing, we're talkin about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N." Krusty replies, "What?!?! Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down"

the first one is from the episode where homer wants the simpsons and flanders to be friends, so they go out and have a picnic and the simpsons start a food fight. Rod says this to his parents after the food fight. another good quote from that episode is:
Bart: "here have a pixi stick"
Rod and Todd: "we're not allowed to have any sugar"
Bart: "theres no sugar in pixi sticks...."

and the hot pants is the sea captain in the episode where homer is looking for his soulmate. another good quote from that episode:
Homer:"and that talking wolf must've been this talking dog"
Dog: "hey homer, find your soulmate"
Homer: "wait a minute! dogs cant talk"
Dog: "WOOF WOOF"
Homer: "Damn straight!"

um, new quiz question:
"OOH, that monkey's gonna pay"

[Jedi Knight]

That was from that episode with 22 short films about Springfield. When there isn't enough time for Frink's story, he complains of how the monkey stole the glasses off his head!

Here's mine:

"Only *I* may dance."

[NewMaxFranklin]

That's Conan O'Brian, well, the cartoon version anyway. I'm not sure if he did his own voice. But, he used to write for the show, so maybe he did.

NEXT:

"No, my son's name is also Bort."

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by NMaxFranklin
"No, my son's name is also Bort." [/B]

A random mother with a strangely named son, in the one where they visit Itchy&ScratchyLand.

Next: "Hold on. That sounded like a . . . pig fainting!"

[WeelyTM]

thats the one where homer has to go back to college. he and his college nerd buddies kidnap a rival skools mascot; hence the pig.

new one: "WOW, this is awesome, and i'll i've done is enter my name.... THRILLHOUSE!"

[Jedi Knight]

That was the episode where Bart wants Bonestorm and Milhouse enters his name in the game. It was one of the Christmas episodes.

Here's the new one:

*gasp* "At my high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee!"

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
*gasp* "At my high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee!"

Hmm. I think we need a hint.

[Jedi Knight]

Hmm a hint. I don't know how to do it without totally giving it away, but here's a couple of quotes from that episode:

"Um ... [sobbing] alright, just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000."

"Art isn't just pretty pictures; it's an expression of raw human emotion -- in your case, rage."

Hope that helps. I guess the first one is kinda tough, I just found it kidna funny.

[DR. BELCH]

That's Homer to Astrid in "Mom and Pop Art" regarding his botched barbecue grill. That's the one where he becomes a great artist, driven by his psychotic rage. Jasper Johns is in that one also.

Here's a favorite quote of mine:
"I used to be a fat, disgusting slob."

[Jedi Knight]

I'm not 100% sure about it, but I believe that's Barney. It's the episode where Grampa Simpson comes up with a formula to cure sexual inadequacy and he takes on Barney as his "example" when Homer leaves.


I'll give an easy one, in case I'm wrong. This is just one of the funniest lines (that I can remember), it should be really easy:

"You said I wouldn't have to touch a drunk if I slept with you!"
"Duffman says a lot of things!"

[DerekPowers]

i dont know the title, but its from the ep when moe gets plastic surgery. okay, lets see, okay, an easy one.....

"nice doggy"

[Jedi Knight]

That was Milhouse in the episode where Lisa becomes "cool" when they're on vacation at Flanders' beach house.


Another easy one:

"The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true I mean false. They're all lies. But in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."

[NewMaxFranklin]

That's Leonard Nemoy from the episode where Homer mistakes Burns fro an alien.

NEXT:

"Does he come in blond?"

[Jedi Knight]

That was Homer in the episode where Bart adopts a new dad and Homer adopts Peppy (not a blond version).

Next up:
"Just hook it to my veins!!!"

[Tim Drake]

That's when Barney wins the Film competition for his Alcholism film. And he wins a lifetime supply of Duff.

Here's my quote:

D'oh!

A Deer!

A female Deer!

[Jedi Knight]

That's the quote I was just about to put on!! It's Homer, Lisa and Marge from the Stampey episode.

Next:

"Then everything's wrapped up in a nice little package! What? I meant it. I'm sorry if it sounded sarcastic."

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
"Then everything's wrapped up in a nice little package! What? I meant it. I'm sorry if it sounded sarcastic."

Homer in "Bart of Darkness," commenting on Maud's return.

Next:

"I make it a point never to turn around unless I expect to see something."

[Jedi Knight]

Damn, that's a tough one, but I think it's that nerdy guy from the episode with Bart's Meteor. It happens at school when Bart's meeting with the "Superfriends".

Just in case I'm wrong, here's an easy one:

"I'm just going to ... stalk ... Lenny and Carl. D'oh!"

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Damn, that's a tough one, but I think it's that nerdy guy from the episode with Bart's Meteor. It happens at school when Bart's meeting with the "Superfriends".

Just in case I'm wrong, here's an easy one:

"I'm just going to ... stalk ... Lenny and Carl. D'oh!"

Right you are!

Your quote: Homer in the Stonecutters ep (probably my personal all-time fave).

New quote: "Seymour, the children are playing in the hole again."

[Jedi Knight]

Hehehe, one of the classic Krabappel quotes. It's from the episode where the school budget is non-existant and there's a teachers strike. (The kid sitting at the back coughing cracked me up).

Next up:
"Hey, great name!"
"Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer."

[Tim Drake]

This is the episode where Homer adopts a new name

Max Power


Here's mine it's easy:

Sax-a-ma-phone! Sax-a-ma-phone!

[WeelyTM]

Originally posted by Tim Drake

Sax-a-ma-phone! Sax-a-ma-phone!

thats homer trying to play lisa's saxaphone in the episode where marge and homer are found to be unfit parents and the kids stay with the flanders.

new quote: "Mister Burns, i may never get another chance to tell you this, but..... i love you" ... "oh hot dog, thank you for making my last moments on earth socially awkward"

[Lonestarr]

I believe that is from "Homer Defined" when Homer saves the power plant from meltdown. If so, here's mine:

"They begged me to join them. Begged me."

Bonus points to whoever names the "them" that the character was talking about.

[WeelyTM]

its apu, i believe in the Pin Pals episode, and he is referring to homer, moe, otto(later replaced by mister burns)

hmmm, if thats right, here's a new one:
*thinking to himself* This outta shut her up......

[Lonestarr]

Right episode, wrong guys.

[MadStan]

Originally posted by WeelyTM
its apu, i believe in the Pin Pals episode, and he is referring to homer, moe, otto(later replaced by mister burns)

hmmm, if thats right, here's a new one:
*thinking to himself* This outta shut her up......

I don't know all the names of the eps, but the quote is Nelson Muntz thinking to himself while kissing Lisa, in the episode where Lisa has a crush on Nelson.

ok, here's an easy one:

"That's ridiculous! The last tree held nine drums!"

[DR. BELCH]

--"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Notable also for seeing Burns as Howard Hughes ("That's quite a nice model, sir." "Model?")

Now mine:
"Heh, heh, heh. Taft, you old dog."

[Lonestarr]

That was Homer in "Homer the Smithers", when Smithers went on vacation and Homer replaced him. the line is a result of Smithers telling Homer that Burns never forgave his mother for her affair with former President William H. Taft.

Oh, and the "them" from two posts ago was "The Stereotypes": Italian chef Luigi ("Mamma mia!"), Groundskeeper Willie ("Hoot mon!"), Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel ("Yee-haw!") and the Sea Captain ("Arrrrr, me mateys. Arrrrr.")

Here's mine:

"We'll show him; especially for that 'purple monkey dishwasher' remark."

[WeelyTM]

thats from the episode where the teachers strike. bart starts a rumor among the teachers on the picket line, and it goes thru the line like a game of "telephone" and people add comments along the way.

[langden alger]

here's a pretty easy one...

"i brought this wall from home."

another pretty easy one:

"if only this sugar were as sweet as you sir."

[Lachesis]

Not part of the game, but I just had to share:


"A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle!"

[langden alger]

"A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle!"

..."perhaps in shangarala, sir but not here."
Apu

[Lonestarr]

1) Gil in "Realty Bites" (Marge becomes a real estate agent)

2) Hans Moleman in "Lisa's Rival"

I can't remember where the third quote comes from.

Here's mine:

"Around here, we have a saying: 'Let Michigan handle it'."

[Lonestarr]

Here's a hint about my quote:

"After I kill you, I'm gonna take your wallet."
"Never! It was a gift from Newsweek!"

[Firefly]

Thats Homer When he is fighting that biker guy with Motercycles

Next:
Your finger are too fat to obtane a special dialing wand mash the key pad now
A very funney episode

[Lonestarr]

I love that ep as well; it's "King Size Homer" when Homer gained 61 pounds to get on disability. The line is said by the operator when Homer tries to contact the plant about the upcoming gas explosion that he inadvertently caused.

"I don't expect you to do anything except die and be a very cheap funeral."

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Lonestarr29
"I don't expect you to do anything except die and be a very cheap funeral."

Hank Scorpio, in the one where Homer goes to work for that Bond-esque villain.

New challenge (very easy, but a personal fave): "That's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor."

[Robin2099]

That was Mr. Burns in one of the Halloween Specials. Ok, here goes mine: "From now on Bart Simpson will be the first person called on for every question."

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Robin2099
"From now on Bart Simpson will be the first person called on for every question."

Ms. Krabappel in the one where Homer falls in love with Mindy.

New challenge: "Maria, my mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee."

[Robin2099]

That was Reiner Wolfcastle(sp?) in the episode where Bart cuts school and ends up at the party of Quimbys nephew. Ok, heres another one "When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn. Something, something then you'll see, you'll avoid catstrophe."

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Robin2099
"When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn. Something, something then you'll see, you'll avoid catstrophe."

Homer in the one where he stops going to church.

(I'm 90% sure of that.)

If I'm right, my challenge: "This is all your fault! Ohhhh, how can I stay mad at you?"

[Robin2099]

That was Homer in the episode where Selma wanted to have a baby. Here's my next quote; " Time magazine called it the blunder of the century."

[DR. BELCH]

--but it's the second appearance of Homer's half-brother Herb. He's gathered with several bums around a campfire telling them about how he lost it all after building Homer's dream car, the "blunder" Time spoke of. Eventually Herb decides to make amends with his brother and rebuild his life.
Now let's see:
"I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular!"

[Robin2099]

Not real sure. Could you give a hint?

[Inque]

that's lisa from the episode where the simpsons go to the beach and lisa makes new friends.

my quote is this: "Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not?"

that should be very easy.

[Lonestarr]

That is a Japanese man at the Mr. Sparkle factory. Homer called there because the Mr. Sparkle logo resembles him so much. The episode is "In Marge We Trust".

I'll never get my comeuppance, do you hear me? No comeuppance! (pause) We'll be right back."

Way too easy, I know.

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Lonestarr29


I'll never get my comeuppance, do you hear me? No comeuppance! (pause) We'll be right back."

Way too easy, I know.

Maybe, but after 3 days and no reply, I think we need a hint.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

The episode "Guess who's coming to criticise Dinner?" when Homer replies to Lisa that he can say all the mean things he wants in his reviews...
...right?

[Jowy Blight]

That was when Homer became a food critc. Now how about this one......

" Very Good, but next time remember to tie the other end to the boat!"

Easy, huh?

[Robin2099]

Yes! That was the one where Homer joined the Naval reserves. Ok this is an easy one too. "Remember the time I got Millhouse on Americas Most Wanted."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

"Lisa's Rival" when Bart is talking to Lisa about getting rid of Allison Taylor...

here's my quote:

"This is INDEED a disturbing Universe"

Hint: Scary...

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by BorgeoisBuffoon
"This is INDEED a disturbing Universe"

Hint: Scary...

Maggie, as voiced by James Earl Jones, in the time travel episode from Treehouse of Horror . . . 5, was it?

New quote: "I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!"

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Correct-o-mundo! That was the best Halloween eppy...

....as for the new quote, I say Grampa Simpson, but I forget which eppy...

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by BorgeoisBuffoon
Correct-o-mundo! That was the best Halloween eppy...

....as for the new quote, I say Grampa Simpson, but I forget which eppy...

Don't want this to disappear, so I'll give it to you. (And Grandpa can be pretty hard to nail down. In fact, now that I think about it, I'm not absolutely certain it was from the episode where Burns opens the casino, but that's what I was thinking it was from.)

Anyway, I'll restart things with a new quote:

"Damn FDA! Why can't it all be marshmallows!"

Should be easy, since I mentioned the quote in another thread about a week ago.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Bart, season 11 eppy, on why cereals have to have grain.
Oh my, I can't remember all the quotes...(sniff):(

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by BorgeoisBuffoon
Bart, season 11 eppy, on why cereals have to have grain.
Oh my, I can't remember all the quotes...(sniff):(

Really, do they repeat the line? Bart says it in the episode where Homer and Marge go to the candy convention, and Homer gets accused of sexually harassing the babysitter.

If they repeated the line, they're getting awfully lazy.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

No, the writers are actually very smart about not repeating lines. Only running gag lines get repeated, so I'm sure you're probably right about the quote from being from the babysitter harrasment eppy...

[Maxie Zeus]

Well, I'll yield to anyone who wants to put up a new quote.

Anyone? Anyone at all?

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

I'll do TWO! :D
"Fine and Dandy! Like sour candy!"
Spoken by TWO people! Bonus points for scoring both!

"We drove two thousand miles for THIS?!"
I commend the guy/gal who gets this!

[Jowy Blight]

The first one is Bush and Ned, from the eppy's where Homer beat up Bush.

The second one is Hank Hill, From when Bart was playing football on the team "The Wildcats."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Both are correct answers, Jowy! Good job. Your turn to put one up....just do not make it fiendishly difficult...:D

[Jowy Blight]

How about this one:

"Skinner and his crazy explanations, Superentidant gonna need his medications. When he hear's Skinner's crazy exagterations, they'll be trouble in town tonight!"

Heh, I love this song.

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight
How about this one:

"Skinner and his crazy explanations, Superentidant gonna need his medications. When he hear's Skinner's crazy exagterations, they'll be trouble in town tonight!"

Well, it's just a chorus on the soundtrack, from "22 Short Films About Springfield." You're right, great song.

Double bluff: "No, mother, it's just the northern lights!"

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Same story. Skinner's house was on fire after his steamed hams went wrong...
....my fav story in that eppy was with the Very Tall Man....nice to see Nelson get his comeuppance. The story where Milhouse knocks Herman out with a mace was gold as well...

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by BorgeoisBuffoon
Same story. Skinner's house was on fire after his steamed hams went wrong...

That's why I prefaced it with "Double bluff"!

So, back at us, BBuffoon. (Never could remember how to spell Borgeois, or whatever). What's your next quote?

[Jowy Blight]

Bump.

This thread was starting to fall away again.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Actually, my user name should be spelled BoUrgeois Buffoon. The register signup would not let me spell it all the way...

....hm. Okay, new quote:

"Leave the message! Dun dun dun da-dun dun, dun dun dun dun da dun da dun dun...."

repeat endlessly. Any guessers?

[Jowy Blight]

Bumpy,Bump.

I can't remember what the quote was from. Need Hint.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

This was from a Ralph-Wiggum centric eppy. Any more hints would ruin the quote...well, okay. Marge says before Homer "Here come the beep! Here come the beep!"

THAT should spoil the surprise...

[Jowy Blight]

Ok, that was when Bart had a play-date with Ralph.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Yes....but the specific scene was that Marge and Homer were recording a message on the answering machine. Don't worry about it.

How about you come up with a quote, Jowy? I'll answer it!

[Jowy Blight]

Alright here I go:

"And you must be the guy who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil."

I couldn't think of anything else.

[DR. BELCH]

--Jay Sherman to Homer in "A Star is Burns", regarding Marge's letter. "It was a Gummi Bear," Homer replied. Matt Groening got so upset at James Brooks for this crossover he took his name off this episode. Now mine:
"I have a life outside of you, Bart."

[Jowy Blight]

"I have a life outside of you, Bart."

I that was skinner talking to Bart in a Srinks office. Then Homer came up to bart and told bart to leave, then started making face's at skinner.

At least I think so.

[DR. BELCH]

...was this quote used more than once? Because this wasn't the scene I was thinking of at all. Should I give a hint?

[Jowy Blight]

If that wasn't it, it must of been used more then once. But yeah, give a hint.

[Lonestarr]

I believe it was Sideshow Bob, but the episode escapes me.

[Jowy Blight]

I believe it was Sideshow Bob, but the episode escapes me.

That must of been the episode you were talking about, huh Belch? It was the last episode that would have Sideshow Bob.

[DR. BELCH]

--"Day of the Jackanapes" is the title. I was going to give a hint about the character being notorious for having trouble with garden tools, but I was waiting to see if anyone figured it out on their own first. Jowy and Lonestarr, I guess, get to split the next quote....

[Lonestarr]

Here goes nothing:

"When I grow up, I wanna be just like you."
"You better start eating, kid."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

"Chief Wiggum, P.I." from the "Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
Line 1: Ralph
Line 2: Skinner

Am I right? I think so...and here's a new quote:

"Settle a bet. Boil or Mole?"

[Lonestarr]

I believe that was Abe in "The Old Man and the 'C' Student". For costing Springfield the Olympics, Bart has to work community service at the Retirement Castle.

"I come for the service, but I stay for the leg room."

[Jowy Blight]

"I come for the service, but I stay for the leg room."

That's Bart in the First Class part on a plane, it was the episode were Marge had a fear of flying. Ok, My turn.

"We'll get the Simpsons a present. An extravagant present. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present!"

Long, huh?

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight

"We'll get the Simpsons a present. An extravagant present. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present!"

Burns in the episode where Bart donates blood, and Burns gets them that . . . giant head.

An easy one (but appropriate here): "And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?"

[Jowy Blight]

That was Adam west, but I can't remember the name of that episode.

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight
That was Adam west, but I can't remember the name of that episode.

It was the episode where Barney said: "Your secret's safe with me, Superman!"

[Lonestarr]

The episode was when Homer became Mr. Plow.

"That's my name! Well, not really."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

All I can say is that it's Grampa again. It's so him! But I forget which eppy....oh, no! I'm losing it!....Gotta start reading SNPP capsules again....

[Lonestarr]

Here's a hint:

"You think you've had a rough day? Try chewing your way out of an animal carrier."

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Lonestarr29
Here's a hint:

"You think you've had a rough day? Try chewing your way out of an animal carrier."

I think we need more of a hint.

[Lonestarr]

"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?"

controversial Grammy performance with Eminem

Bernie Taupin

If these don't ring any bells, you're beyond my help.

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Lonestarr29
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?"

controversial Grammy performance with Eminem

Bernie Taupin

If these don't ring any bells, you're beyond my help.

For my part, I'm guessing it's an episode from the last one or two seasons, and I've pretty much given up on the new crap. :(

[DR. BELCH]

--foppish British singer Elton John in "I'm With Cupid". I knew he was a short fellow, but that's a little ridiculous. Okay--mine:
"Someone smells stinky!....Oh, it's me."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Uh....Homer talking to Maggie, probably a season 10 eppy. I can't remember many of these things anymore...(sniff)

[Maxie Zeus]

OK, there's a quote I'm sure was in an original broadcast, but trimmed for syndication (Grr! :mad:) Can anyone confirm familiarity with the following exchange:

It's the episode where Troy McClure marries Selma. He walks into the DMV, where Fat Tony and a flunky catch sight of him.

Flunky: "Hey, Fat Tony, ain't dat Troy McClure? I t'ought you said he was dead!"
Fat Tony: "No, you idiot! I said he SLEEPS with the FISHES!"

That's far too clever a gag for me to have thought it up. Anyone else remember this?

[DR. BELCH]

B.B.-- It wasn't Homer who said the quote, but it was in reference to Maggie. Except for two of my quotes, they've all come from www.snpp.com. A hint--mid-season III.

ZEUS--I remember the line. I don't know if the buggers trimmed it in syndication or not, but it's "A Fish Called Selma". The goon then complains, "Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo!" (Whatever that is.) The joke seems strange variation on the UL about people admitted to hospitals with hampsters and other small animals where the sun doesn't shine....

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

I GOT IT!!

Homer Alone, right? Obviously a bit after Homer takes charge of the house....here's hoping I'm right...
These quotes get harder and harder...

[Maxie Zeus]

No, it's Barney. I'm sure of it. But for the life of me I can't place the episode.

[Robin2099]

I think it was in the episode where Marge went to rancho relaxo after having a nervous breakdown. If thats not right, I remember Barney saying it but cant place the episode either.

[Govan]

It was indeed Homer Alone. Shall I go? I have a quote. If you feel B.B. should go because he did get it first, then that's okay with me, and just ignore this one and let him post one. It's a bit obscure, so I thought hearing the whole exchange might help.

"What does the future hold for us? Heh. Let's just say we have
a few ideas up our sleeve."
"Like what?"
"Um, I'd rather not get into it right now."
"Why not?"
"All right, we don't have any ideas for the future. We got
nothing. Happy?"

[Lonestarr]

That's "Duffless" where, after taking a tour of the Duff Brewery and failing a sobriety test, Homer has to give up alcohol for a while. The exchange is between Homer and a Duff Beer spokesman.

"See you in Hell! From Heaven."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Rev. Lovejoy, after a botched dinner party, from "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds."

Ah....now we're back to getting this topic moving! :) Here's a new twist: NAME the quote:

Maggie's first word from "Lisa's First Word". What DID she say?

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by BourgeoisBuffoon
Rev. Lovejoy, after a botched dinner party, from "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds."

Ah....now we're back to getting this topic moving! :) Here's a new twist: NAME the quote:

Maggie's first word from "Lisa's First Word". What DID she say?

"Daddy." And didn't Elizabeth Taylor voice it?

Yikes, this is going to be HARD. . .

Uh, ok. In "Treehouse of Horror V (Time and Punishment)" what did parallel-universe Marge say as doughnuts began to fall from the sky?

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

"Oh dear. It looks like it's raining again." is what Paralell Marge says.

Yup, you are correct for your guess, Zeus. Supposedly Taylor tried to say it like a....well...we won't go there...and it was a while untill she said it right. She was later made fun of in another eppy as revenge by the writers. And Treehouse of Horror 6 was my absolute FAV Simpson eppy! :)

Okay, Homer says this as the missionary plane flies him to the Pacific when he is getting away from PBS...

[Govan]

Homer says, "Oh, save me Jebus!"

Ok, my turn?

"Oh...how could I stay mad at you?"

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Good job, Govan!:)

For your quote, that would be Mr. Burns to the Bart and Lisa in "2 Dozen and one Greyhound", commenting on how the kids stand on thier hind legs. I hope I'm right....(crosses fingers)

[Govan]

Hmm...close, but you're way off! (one of my favorite Homerisms :))

Just kidding. That's a good guess though! You want a hint?

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Hmm....I bet Homer says the quote, to some inanimate object, most likely food. But that's my second guess, I'd like a hint, please....

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Govan
"Oh...how could I stay mad at you?"

I know! Homer to the sandwich in the one where Selma takes the kids to Duff Gardens.

Are we going back to the regular quiz? If so, then:

"You have chosen regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, please press 1."

Easy, but classic.

[Govan]

That's the voice from the Springfield Police Department Rescue Phone when Bart calls the police when he thinks Flanders murdered Maude. (Bart of Darkness)

Now let's see...

"What a scoop!"

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

I know that the guy who said "What a scoop!" is a reporter, naturally. Here are my guesses:

At the end of "Rosebud" when a reporter snaps a picture of Burns in the sandbox with Maggie, who's playing with Bobo.
OR

Dave Shutton on Blinky the Three-Eyed fish from "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish".

Uh....I can post as many guesses in one post as I want, right?:confused: If not, my FIRST guess is the one I'd like to use...

[Govan]

You got it, BB, it's the first one!

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Heh heh heh! Yeah!
Here's one...

"Remember kids....always brush your teeth. TOO THE EXTREME!"

Anyone want a shot?

[Govan]

It's on the tip of my tongue....damnit.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Here's a hint: he got a lotta hate mail....he's had his death celebrated....
....he appeared in a Treehouse of Horror and was in the same sketch that Regis Philbin was...

....that's all I can give you, sorry...

[Govan]

Ah, it was Poochie! Seems so obvious now! Poochie in The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show. Right?

As for mine:

"...Surprise me."

[Nightflower]

I thought the quote was "Remember kids....always recycle. TO THE EXTREME!!!"

[Govan]

You're right, it is recycle. That's what confused me :/

[Jowy Blight]

"Remember kids....always brush your teeth. TOO THE EXTREME!"

I thought is was "always recycle"? Anyway, that was Poochie.
Here's one......

"All I do is talk for two hours. I don't shoot anybody! What was I thinking?"

[Jowy Blight]

D'oh! I was late!

[Govan]

What happened to mine?? :/

Oh sorry Jowy.

EDIT: But yours is Mel Gibson in Beyond Blunderdome!

[Jowy Blight]

"...Surprise me."

That was Leonard Nemoy, in that episode were Homer saw that alien.

Use my other quote.

[Govan]

Yours is Mel Gibson in Beyond Blunderdome.

Mine is:

"Now look sad and say 'D'oh.'"

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Govan
Yours is Mel Gibson in Beyond Blunderdome.

Mine is:

"Now look sad and say 'D'oh.'"

Homer's brain to Homer, in the Poochie episode.

New quote: "The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to betray West Point to the hated British?!

[Govan]

That's the episode where Fat Tony's two men are taking Homer to see Fat Tony, and Homer's trying to make up fake names for himself. One of the men says that to Homer. Is this acceptable? :/

EDIT: The episode is Homer the Clown, quote from Legs.

Here's mine:

"Any chicks over eight?"

[Robin2099]

That was Otto, in the episode where Grampa was watching the kids and Bart adn Lisa have a party. I'll wait to see if I'm right before I give my quote.

[Govan]

Lol (at quote), yea, you're right :)

[Govan]

BUMP

[Robin2099]

Ok here's my qutoe: "It's a secret."

[Govan]

Hmm...how about a little clue?

[Jowy Blight]

The Stone Cutters episode, right?

[Robin2099]

Yep Jowy you're right. It was from the Stone cutter's episode.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Okay...here's one:

"Adults! You walk around like your farts don't stink!"

Who said it in what eppy? And if Jowy was suppose to say a quote....um...sorry, seriously. I thought we needed a new quote.

[Jowy Blight]

It's ok BBuffoon, I honestly couldn't think of a new one yet.:) Anyway, that was Nelson on the episode where all the kids had a curfew.

Here's the next one:

"No T.V. and No Beer make Homer something, something."

I know, a really easy one, but I loved this episode.

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight
"No T.V. and No Beer make Homer something, something."

I know, a really easy one, but I loved this episode.

Yeah, that's a great one. Homer in "The Shinning" episode of ToH 5. (I think it was 5).

New quote: "You used to be one of the Little Rascals, didn't ya?

[Jowy Blight]

That was Barney talking to Moe when people from Hollywood came to make the Ratioactive man movie, at least I think it is.

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight
That was Barney talking to Moe when people from Hollywood came to make the Ratioactive man movie, at least I think it is.

Mmm. Good guess, but no. (Actually I forgot that there was a similar line in that episode.)

So to help clarify, here's the set-up line: "You don't even know who I am."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

That was Mayor Quimby to Leonard Nimroy in "Marge vs. the Monorail!" I think that's the right one!:)

Man, this thread is pretty popular! But I like that!

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by BourgeoisBuffoon
That was Mayor Quimby to Leonard Nimroy in "Marge vs. the Monorail!" I think that's the right one!:)

Right-o! So, BB, what's yer quote?

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

"....but Man Getting Hit by Football had a man get hit by a football in the groin."

It may not be the exact quote, but that's pretty much accurate. And it should be easy to get, I think. Name the eppy, where, and who said it; name all three and get bonus points!

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by BourgeoisBuffoon
"....but Man Getting Hit by Football had a man get hit by a football in the groin."

It may not be the exact quote, but that's pretty much accurate. And it should be easy to get, I think. Name the eppy, where, and who said it; name all three and get bonus points!

That's Homer, in "The Critic" cross-over eppy.

Pretty sure I'm right, so:

"Will you two stop saying 'gummi'"?

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Yup, you're right!:D

For your quote, that's Marge to the gummi salesman promoting the Gummi de Milo in "Homer Bad Man."

Here's a new one...

(to a bird that dunks its nose into water) "Gasp! You'll make millions with that!"
Who said it in what eppy?

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by BourgeoisBuffoon (to a bird that dunks its nose into water) "Gasp! You'll make millions with that!"
Who said it in what eppy?

Homer in the eppy where half-brother Herb returned with the baby translator.

New quote: "Aaiii! Naranjas en la cabeza."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

All I can say is that it's Bumblebee man, nothing else....but I belive he ate a cable wire. Man, I wish I could speak Spanish and figure out what he's saying! A hint would be nice....please...

[Govan]

That's the episode where Bumblebee Man comes home, opens the cabinet, and all the oranges fall out on his head. And I believe it's the last in a short sequence of accidents that happen to him. First he's at the nudist beach and gets poked by the woodpecker. Then he's at the restaurant and gets shocked by the electrical socket, then goes home and the oranges bit happens. Is that good enough? :|

BTW, B.B., I LOVE that avatar! :) Calvin and Hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever! :D

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Thanks for the compliment on the avatar...and C&H is my fav strip of all time! I KNOW every strip, story, AND probably every line! Wait...I'm sorry to brag... :(
...but the quote in your sig I find very inspirational and cool.:cool:

And, yeah, Govan probably got this one. Ah, well, I came close in getting it with the sketch I thought being IN the same eppy as the correct one...:( Bumblebee Man quotes are hard!:eek:

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Govan
That's the episode where Bumblebee Man comes home, opens the cabinet, and all the oranges fall out on his head. And I believe it's the last in a short sequence of accidents that happen to him. First he's at the nudist beach and gets poked by the woodpecker. Then he's at the restaurant and gets shocked by the electrical socket, then goes home and the oranges bit happens. Is that good enough? :|

Sure. It's the "22 Short Films About Springfield," wherein Bumblebee Man's after-work misadventures are as ludicrous as those on-camera. Your turn, Govan.

[Govan]

OK Maxie. Hey...what happened to B.B. and me's little exchange there? I know it was a little OT, but...meh. It's alright :)

OK, my turn:

"Not bloody likely."

EDIT: Ahh, I see you moved it to the main board. Thanks Maxie!

[Lonestarr]

Bart's reaction to Homer's belief that Bart will thank him for punishing him by not letting him see "Itchy and Scratchy: the Movie" (also the episode's title).

"Where have you (gulp) been all my life?"

[Govan]

I don't suppose it's Homer in "Mother Simpson," is it?

[Tim Drake]

No its the Plow King episode. In a flashback sequence an intelligent Barney is studying for the SATS. Homer offers/convinces Barney to have a beer. And we see him progression into his drunken self.

Burp. "Where have been all my life?"

I think that's right.

Here's mine:

"Finally I have a garment fine enough to be married in."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Tim Drake, your quote is said by Selma to Patty in "Black Widow."...I think. But it sounds so much like Selma.

Poor, poor Barney....sveral times he nearly gets out of Duff's hold...anyone see the eppy where he takes helicopter flying lessons? That was a good one...especially when Homer gets to be the new "Barney"...

QUOTE:

"TREAT KIDS LIKE EQUALS! THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK! THEY WERE SMART ENOUGH TO CATCH MEEEE!"
Who said it?

[Jowy Blight]

That was Sideshow Bob, it was when he framed Krusty. That's right, isn't it?

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Jowy, you are right, that is from the end of "Krusty Gets Busted." A classic eppy if there ever was one...plus; it introduced "The Gruesome Twosome" nickname for Marge's sisters (NOTE: I say all this because I try to make sure all my posts are not one line things...don't like that :mad: )...

So, what's the next quote? I feel like I can succesfully guess it...:D

[Jowy Blight]

I bet you will be able to get this one, it's not that hard.
Here you go:

"I don't get no regard"

[Govan]

That's Larry Burns in the episode with....well, Larry Burns in it, where he meets Mr. Burns, Homer kidnaps him, etc., etc., right? (Burns, Baby Burns)

[Jowy Blight]

Correct! Your turn to quote, I don't know what the name of the episode was though.

[Govan]

OK, let's see.... :)

LOL, this is easy n' all, but I find it so funny every time I watch it I just gotta post it :D

"Well, I never met you... but... Yes."

[Lonestarr]

That was Darryl Strawberry in response to Homer's "Are you better that me?" (I don't remember the exact phrasing).

"What's all this mist?"

[Jowy Blight]

It's been two days, I think we need a hint.

[Lonestarr]

The line ties into another "Simpsons" thread we've had here; it's the most recent one. The episode parodies a film remake.

[Govan]

It's from "Treehouse of Horror VIII" when Bart transforms into the Man-Fly in "Fly vs. Fly."

Marge walks in after Bart goes into the transporter and then comments about the mist. ("Ummmmmmm... two bucks... it only transports matter... ummm... well, ah...I'll give you thirty-five cents.") :)

So is it my turn?

Here we go:

"So, we meet again, Mr. Bond!"

[Firefly]

Is that from "You only Move Twice"
when scorpio says it to mr.Bond

Speaking of Bond
You know what I like about you British...Octopussy I must have seen that movie......Twice

if its wrong then disgaurd my quote

[Lonestarr]

Homer to Hugh Parkfield's parents in "Lisa's Wedding".

"Gimbel's is gone, Marge. Long gone. You're Gimbel's."

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

"WE MEET AGAIN, MR. BOND"

Bart says it to Lisa; all I definanlty know-I say it's from the Hockey eppy or KIDZ NEWZ eppy...

"MARGE, GIMBLE'S LONG GONE..."

Agnes Skinner says this to Marge in the fleet-a-pita and pretzel eppy...
Am I right on both?

[Govan]

Go ahead and guess one, BB :)

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Uh....I don't get what you said... :( I guess we need some confirmation to the answers as know one seems to have gotten it...
....and I post this just to bump up the thread; my first bump for the topic! ;)
And my guess for the first quote is the KIDZ NEWZ eppy...

[Govan]

Oh, sorry. But you're right with your guess of "Girly Edition" (the Kidz Newz epp.). Your turn!

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Yeah! I was right after all with "Girly Edition!"
Here's my quote:

"AND YES, I REALLY HATE YO-YOS."

Who said it, and who was he being impersonated by? Bonus points on who this was directed too...

[Leaping Larry Jojo]

Let me play some for once...

That's Bart Simpson impersonating...Woodrow? And with the Gordie Howe pic? In a letter to Crabopple in that episode where he set her up on that joke date. Have to get the name of it...

[Govan]

That episode is called "Bart the Lover."

But DAMN! I knew that and was too late... Oh well.

EDIT: Anyone know this quote? I know it's Jojo's turn, but I'm just curious. His quote he chooses is the real quote for the next "round," of course. This is just a little side thingy.

"All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. I don't want to be hard on you..."

That cracks me up every time... :)

[Leaping Larry Jojo]

You'd better give me the night to think about it. It's late and I'm not as good at this quote thing as I remembered.

[Govan]

As I said, you don't have to answer it! I just posted it because I saw it 10 minutes ago and thought it would be funny to post before I forgot it. Plus I'm going away for several months, so I won't be playing this quiz anymore! I just wanted to post it before I left.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Uh...didn't Moe say that to Homer? It was probably an eppy where Homer has just gotten fired from his job, thus I say the eppy "HOMER'S ODDESY"
Am I right...? I hope so...

[Lonestarr]

That was Ned Flanders to Homer. Todd overheard Homer's blue verbal reaction to his inability to construct a doghouse. The episode was..."Bart the Lover".

"Not my mouth!...is what the kid would say."

[Jowy Blight]

That was Bart when he was in.......I can't remember the name of the town, but it was next to springfield.

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight
That was Bart when he was in.......I can't remember the name of the town, but it was next to springfield.

Oh yeah! Shelbyville! The one where they steal the lemon tree.

I yield to Jowy on naming the next quote.

[Jowy Blight]

Alright, here it is...........

"Looks like I pulled a Homer"

This cracked me up everytime I heard it, I even said it a few times myself.:D

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Magic Ray Johnson said that in the meltdown eppy....forget the name once more. But I do know that. Hey, didja know D'OH! made it into the dictionary? :)

Quote: "Disco Stu doesn't advertise."
Give me the EPPY, not the guy who said it...

[Jowy Blight]

Yes, I know about D'OH makeing it into the dictionary. I don't know the exact name of the episode, but it was the one with Homer beating up Bush.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

You are right, Jowy Blight (hey, a rhyme! :) )! It's your turn to give us a quote now. Are you up to this noble task? ;)
And I think it's cool D'OH! made it into the dictionary...

[Jowy Blight]

I'm up to it! Here's the next one......

"Get your hands off me you dirty ape!"

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight
I'm up to it! Here's the next one......

"Get your hands off me you dirty ape!"

Well, unless it has showed up more than once, I'll put to the POTA musical in the one where Troy McClure marries Selma. It's Troy McClure himself who says it.

New quote (keeping with today's scatalogical leitmotif on the AniGen boards :rolleyes: : "Marge! Less artsy, more fartsy!"

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Homer to Marge in "THE MYSTERIOUS VOYAGE OF HOMER" eppy, when they enter the chili festival...don't ask me to translate it into the original Spanish title.:p

Here's my quote:

"THE ONLY CASE YOU'VE GOTTEN TO THE BOTTOM OF, IS A CASE OF DONUTS!!"

That one is too easy...

[Robin2099]

Ok I really think I'm wrong on this one(actually I'm positive) but was it Rex Banner in the prohibition episode?

[Jowy Blight]

That was Ned Flander yelling at Chief Wiggum, in that episode where he snaped.

Wasn't it "The last case you got to the bottom of was a case malimars(Yeah, I know I spelled it wrong).

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Sorry, Robin2099-Jowy is correct once more; it's "HURRICANE NEDDY". As for the food, well, I guess it was that, but I thought I heard donuts...eh, it's the same diff! :D

But Jowy, it's your turn to quote once more. I will try to get it right this time...

[Jowy Blight]

Alright, here's the next one.......

"Now I’m gonna go grab me some sweet!"

[DR. BELCH]

--"Homer Bad Man". He was accused of sexual harassment after pinching a babysitter's bum (actually he was retrieving a gummi candy from her pants), and when he appeared on TV the unscrupulous media jackals looped and redubbed the tape to make him sound like a lecherous slob. Now let's see if I can get one and not bugger it up--
"Ladies and gentlemen, I assure you that most of those sounds are not coming from me!"

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Mr. Burns said that on the eppy where he tried to become a famous millionare-specifically in the scene where he is going on to the Howard Stern parody. Man, that was a funny scene...

Quote:

"Okay, WE own the children."
(growling sound heard from other char)

Who were the two in the conversation, and which eppy?

[Maxie Zeus]

Anyone want to try to BBuffoon's quote, here?

[Jowy Blight]

I think I know, but I need a hint to be sure.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Here's a hint-Knightboat, the crime-fighting boat, makes an apperance in the eppy...in a movie of Homer's life up to that point.

But they also mention Eli Whitney and Leonardo Da Vinci in that eppy...do these help? :)

[Lonestarr]

The ep was "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace". I'm sure that Homer (who said the line) and Marge were in the conversation. And that was really K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider (voice of William Daniels).

"My finger slipped."
"So did mine!"

[Shriek]

That was in the episode where the family all goes into Therapy for Dr. Monroe. The family was all shocking eachother.


"Throw Your Peanuts!"

"You Throw Your Peanuts!"

[Jowy Blight]

BUMP!

Just a bump.....

[Firefly]

BUMP!

Can't let a good thread go away:D

[Jowy Blight]

That was homer talking to bart (Or was it Lisa?) went they were being attacked by Rhinos. Here is the next one.......

"Mmmmmmmmm........Homer."

[Shriek]

It was to Lisa

And is that the episode where Homer meets that one chick from work and they fall in love? And she says that to him?

[Jowy Blight]

Nope, but I'll give you a hint.

It was a huge Dounut that said it.:D

[Shriek]

It was the halloween episode where all the adsd came to life and started attacking people..


"It takes a lot to amuse me. WOA A BLUE CAR!"

[James Harvey]

GAH! Need...hint...

[Lonestarr]

The ep was "Monty Can't Buy Me Love". The line was "Yeah, and I'm not easily impressed." Homer was telling Burns about how Arthur Fortune (the new billionaire in town) bought two male pandas and got them to mate successfully. Monty then said "That kind of thing impresses people?" Yeah, I know: I'm such a geek.

Anyway,

"I know my shows were pretty bad, but I never tied anyone up and forced them to watch, even though I could've 'cause I'm a big guy, and I'm good with knots."

[Jowy Blight]

BUMP!

I think I know but........can't.........remember.

[Robin2099]

That was Tom Arnold in one of the Halloween specials(I think it was the one two years ago.) Anyway here's my quote "And now our opening hym In the Garden of Eden." Easy Huh?

[DR. BELCH]

--that was "Bart Sells His Soul", in which Bart...um...does something. I forget. Lovejoy makes Bart and Milhouse clean the church organ with toothbrushes for that prank. Great line from Homer to Marge, too: "Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?"
Now here's one I couldn't resist:
"Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison!"

[Maxie Zeus]

Been 5 days, Dr. Belch. I think we need a hint.:D

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

All I can say is this: Krusty musta said it, it sounds SO him...and I also say it's a season 10 eppy. But that's all I can guess, we need a hint!

This thread is bumped a lot! Is this thread gonna go on forever like the Neverending Post? :)

[DR. BELCH]

...it wasn't Krusty...this episode aired in the last season...and it was a Marge-focused epidode. To be honest I can't remember what happened in this one because my reception was abominable, and I'm hoping they'll rerun it soon so I can see it without having to peer through snow trying to piece together the plot from just dialogue. But this quote stands out because I'm a Dylan fan.

[Jowy Blight]

Just a bump.

Doesn't look like anybody going to get this one.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

"Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers"? It had prison stuff and it's Marge-focused...but that's my final guess on this.

[DR. BELCH]

I didn't realize I'd posted one so tough. Should I give the answer and then put up another one? Would you like him to shoot you now or wait until he gets home? :D

[Maxie Zeus]

I think you stumped the chumps, doc. Better give us the answer.

[DR. BELCH]

That was the voice of an announcer at a prison rodeo in "Pokey Mom", referring to a convict that marge discovered had an aptitude for art and took him in.
All right--a different, hopefully easier quote:

-What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?
-It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. Come on, boy, you can do it!

Two people are speaking here.

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
All right--a different, hopefully easier quote:

-What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?
-It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. Come on, boy, you can do it!

Two people are speaking here.

OK, I'm pretty sure that's Lisa and Bart (respectively) in the one where Burns steals the puppies.

My provisional quote (if I'm not wrong about the above):

"Look! I made a pigeon-rat!"

[kiddiesunshine]

here's one-
"MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"
or...
"WHOA! PUT HER BACK IN! SHE'S NOT DONE YET!"

[Joe Tully]

okay...I believe Maxie's is by Bart's evil twin in that Halloween ep. with Bart's twin who lives in the attic.

Kiddie's was from when McBain played Radioactive Man and was covered with the acid. I can't remember Kiddie's second one though, so whoever gets that one can put up the next quote.

[NewMaxFranklin]

[i]
"WHOA! PUT HER BACK IN! SHE'S NOT DONE YET!" [/B]

That's Larry Burns; One of his many quips at Burns' social function.

"That's not Latin!"

("My eyes! The goggles do nothing!")
I actually, already posted that exact Wolfcastle quote on this thread. It's a testimate to how long this ones been going. ;)

[Jowy Blight]

That's Lisa yelling a Bart, in the episode where Bart get's a fake ID, right?

[kiddiesunshine]

that was bart calling lisa a "dorkus malorkus".

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight
That's Lisa yelling a Bart, in the episode where Bart get's a fake ID, right?

Yep; The Sunsphere/ "Wig-sphere" episode, where Bart & friends make up the "Grammar Rodeo" to go on a road trip.

You're turn Jowy. (You're right too Kiddie S., but, Blight got it first. He's got dibs on the next quote.)

[Jowy Blight]

Lets see, quote, quote..........I got it!

"I chop you good!"

heh, this was pretty funny.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Um...okay. My main guess is the eppy where Homer nearly dies and the specific scene is the sushi chef is preparing the blowfish...

...or maybe it's from the eppy where Bart learns karate and is foiled by the bullies...

[Jowy Blight]

Nope, but the hint is that Homer was insulting some food.

D'oh! I gave it away didn't I?

[NewMaxFranklin]

Bumplestiltsken


Originally posted by Jowy Blight
Nope, but the hint is that Homer was insulting some food.

D'oh! I gave it away didn't I?

N'oh! I guess you didn't.

[Lonestarr]

Here's me out on a limb:

It was Homer to the lobster that he eventually came to love.

Am I right? Anyone?

[Joe Tully]

If that's not right, I think Jowy needs to give us either a big hint or just another quote. I like this thread more when it moves along quickly, right now it's spending too much time on this one quote (no offense Jowy :) )

My guess...is it's from when Homer went to Japan. Maybe from when they went to the restaurant.

[Maxie Zeus]

Yeah, look's like we're all baffled.

[Firefly]

Was that Homer Insulting The Chinise Food Resteraunt When he becomes a food critic?

[Joe Tully]

bump

Hopefully Jowy will fix this thread. If it gets bumped again it will die from massive bruising.