King of the hill

[Immortal_Knight]

I has a hill. You think up a way to take the hill from me.

NUFF SAID!

[JAG]

Easy: I walk up the hill, and shove you off. I am now King.

[Jmill]

I offer free lemonade, forcing you to leave your position on the hill. I then swiftly take it and declare myself the King.

[Superpan]

I have a gun. and we're next to an ammo store that only sells ammo, but the one guy in there is my son and will only help me shoot at anyone coming up the hill. He also has very good hearing, so he can hear you sneaking up.

Next.

[Immortal_Knight]

well, i thought the "four post rule" covered the whole fun and games fourm. Right?

Otherwise....

*takes over the land of neverozwonderland with the combined help of hook, the red queen, and the nome king (because the wicked witch is dead.)

WIth the land taken over, and its citizens imprisoned, slaved, and/or dead,
I take the head of superpan in a last ditch sword fight to the death!

holding the head of superpan up high, i redub this land Toonzone!