Brandon Pierce
03-29-2002, 05:12 AM
(camera pans over audience. logo appears on screen)
Drew: Good evening everyone and welcome to Whose Line Is It, Anyway? On tonight's show...
(camera zooms over to the performers)
Watch out! Beaver Feaver is contaigious: NORBERT BEAVER!
The rumor's false, he doesn't have bacteria in his ears: WAYNE BRADY!
Is baldness a disease? COLIN MOCHRIE!
Everything about him is sickening: RYAN STILES!
(cut to drew)
Drew: And I'm your host, Drew Carey! C'mon let's have some fun.
(audience stops applauding)
Welcome to Whose Line Is It, Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. The points are nothing. That's right, the points are like the show SEINFELD. It's all about nothing. For those who have never seen the show before, these four performers are going to make up stuff right off the top of their heads. Their going to play various games and take suggestions from these cards that they've never seen before, and suggestions from the audience. At the end of each round I give them points. I don't know why, it's just a gag to hold the show together. And at the end we pick a winner. And the winner gets to do a little something special with me.
(colin looks around nervously)
Hey I don't like it anymore then they do.
Uhh.... let's start off with a game called, Weird Newscasters this is for all four of you. Norbert, you're going to be the ancor for a news program, and yor co-news casters are going to have strange quirks or idenities. Colin, your the co-ancor and you are "Giving Birth".
(colin rolls his eyes)
Wayne, your the sports reporter and you are "Santa Clause."
(wayne looks at the audience with confused look)
And Ryan, your doing the weather, and you are "Captain Janeway from ST: Voyager."
So, whenever you hear the music take it way.
(music begins)
Norbert: Hi, and welcome to the 6 'O Clock News at 7. This just in, Drew Carey is starting to bald, and now must take pointers from Colin Mochrie, something no balding man wants to do. Also Denny Siegel is growing more and more embarrassed with her name and is thinking of changing it to Donna Hawlkgirl. Now over to my co-ancor Stink-a-lot.
Colin: Uhh... I thionk it's ready! OW! THIS HURTS! Imagine me.... the first male to give birth! OW! How can women stand this?! OUCH!
Norbert: Well, apparently that's all the news from Stink-a-lot, now over to sports with Wayne Brady.
Wayne (imitating santa clause): Ho-ho-ho, everyone! Have you all been good? I hope so. 'cause you know what you'll get in your stocking if you're bad. No, not a lump of coal..... even worse.... ARLENE KLASKY! Anyway, there is no sports today. All my reindeer are so uptight about pulling 567 pounds through the night, I didn't have time to check sports back to you. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Norbert: I thought it was Easter. Oh, well, over to Ryan.
Ryan (imitating janeway): There is no weather in space. You idiot! Do I hafta do everything around here?! I hafta report something that isn't in space and you guys just sit drinking coffe! What's up with that?! Where's my coffe?! Someone give me coffe! Or I'll screaaammmm!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(buzzer)
Drew: 100 points to Ryan. Let's just hope Kate McGrew didn't see that.
TO BE CONTINUED....... I'll finish this episode later, so you guys don't have to.
Drew: Good evening everyone and welcome to Whose Line Is It, Anyway? On tonight's show...
(camera zooms over to the performers)
Watch out! Beaver Feaver is contaigious: NORBERT BEAVER!
The rumor's false, he doesn't have bacteria in his ears: WAYNE BRADY!
Is baldness a disease? COLIN MOCHRIE!
Everything about him is sickening: RYAN STILES!
(cut to drew)
Drew: And I'm your host, Drew Carey! C'mon let's have some fun.
(audience stops applauding)
Welcome to Whose Line Is It, Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. The points are nothing. That's right, the points are like the show SEINFELD. It's all about nothing. For those who have never seen the show before, these four performers are going to make up stuff right off the top of their heads. Their going to play various games and take suggestions from these cards that they've never seen before, and suggestions from the audience. At the end of each round I give them points. I don't know why, it's just a gag to hold the show together. And at the end we pick a winner. And the winner gets to do a little something special with me.
(colin looks around nervously)
Hey I don't like it anymore then they do.
Uhh.... let's start off with a game called, Weird Newscasters this is for all four of you. Norbert, you're going to be the ancor for a news program, and yor co-news casters are going to have strange quirks or idenities. Colin, your the co-ancor and you are "Giving Birth".
(colin rolls his eyes)
Wayne, your the sports reporter and you are "Santa Clause."
(wayne looks at the audience with confused look)
And Ryan, your doing the weather, and you are "Captain Janeway from ST: Voyager."
So, whenever you hear the music take it way.
(music begins)
Norbert: Hi, and welcome to the 6 'O Clock News at 7. This just in, Drew Carey is starting to bald, and now must take pointers from Colin Mochrie, something no balding man wants to do. Also Denny Siegel is growing more and more embarrassed with her name and is thinking of changing it to Donna Hawlkgirl. Now over to my co-ancor Stink-a-lot.
Colin: Uhh... I thionk it's ready! OW! THIS HURTS! Imagine me.... the first male to give birth! OW! How can women stand this?! OUCH!
Norbert: Well, apparently that's all the news from Stink-a-lot, now over to sports with Wayne Brady.
Wayne (imitating santa clause): Ho-ho-ho, everyone! Have you all been good? I hope so. 'cause you know what you'll get in your stocking if you're bad. No, not a lump of coal..... even worse.... ARLENE KLASKY! Anyway, there is no sports today. All my reindeer are so uptight about pulling 567 pounds through the night, I didn't have time to check sports back to you. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Norbert: I thought it was Easter. Oh, well, over to Ryan.
Ryan (imitating janeway): There is no weather in space. You idiot! Do I hafta do everything around here?! I hafta report something that isn't in space and you guys just sit drinking coffe! What's up with that?! Where's my coffe?! Someone give me coffe! Or I'll screaaammmm!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(buzzer)
Drew: 100 points to Ryan. Let's just hope Kate McGrew didn't see that.
TO BE CONTINUED....... I'll finish this episode later, so you guys don't have to.