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Dub
03-28-2002, 07:34 PM
Begin commercial break -


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How we love to eat you!
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Puts your stomach in a stew
Our competitions null and void
And their burgers are poo-poo
Salmonella Salmonella
Our burgers might give you the flu!

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We even serve that special brand Crimson Kitty lemonade which is only $0.00!!!

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**note Anthrax Nuggets can only be ordered through drive through due to health regulations




So now that we've gotten THAT out of the way, what animal do you think mr. twister looks like the most. :)

And dont say dog. Dogs are too ordinary. The winner gets a Chocolate Chicken :D

GET TO IT!!! ^___^

Greliz
03-28-2002, 08:06 PM
Where's the DDT-Laden Apple Pies? :D

Anyways, I think Twister is a Tasmanian Devil, just cuz of his name. ^^

Crazy Pocky
03-28-2002, 08:18 PM
Do I get PiE with that order? *puts on lobster bib*

Twister looks like a cat with those ears...

Joe Tully
03-28-2002, 09:27 PM
I thought that only chicken & eggs could get salmonella?

Maybe the salmonella in your chocolate chickens traded places with the E. coli in the burgers?

Aaaaah! E. coli chocolate chicken!!! :eek:

Tei Sama
03-28-2002, 09:53 PM
YAY! SALMANELLA, SALMANELLA, IT'S SUCH A LURVELY TREAT! SALMANELLA, SALMANELLA, GET POISONED FROM MY FEET!

Mr. Twister looks like a dingo, IMO. Or a rabid squirrel-weasle. X)

G24
03-28-2002, 10:57 PM
You probably won't understand what I mean unless you are on Neopets. Although now that I see him he doesn't look all that much like a doglefox. A fox perhaps? He reminds me of Bakaryu(sp?) the mole from Bloody Roar 2 in this comic. (http://chipandwalter.keenspace.com/d/20010909.html) I'm just not sure.

Secondly, on a totally unrelated note, where is Haipaa-san? She seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth. Do ya think she was captured by the Doom Monkeys?

Jester: Not this again.
G24: They're real I tell you!!!
Jester: Sure, whatever.
G24: AAARGH!!! WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME!!!

Defiant1DS9
03-29-2002, 12:18 AM
Salmonella i can do better....

:D Begin Commercial

(Sung to the tune of Log from ren and stimpy)

(Kids Singing)

It rolls down stairs
it brings great scares
it even stops the gov..
it's green and nasty
and very tasty
but you would never live to tell

(Verse)

It's Anthrax....Anthrax
Green and nasty and good
Anthrax....Anthrax

A man dress in a biohazard suit comes in

Yesss kids it's sugar coated anthrax loaded with vitamin C and D
part of a complete breakfast and inside the box you could find a Biohazard figure

DR. BELCH
03-29-2002, 11:46 AM
--relation to the Nasty Patty on SpongeBob Squarepants?

Reminds me of a Dom Irrera routine: "You know, one of my relatives died of salmonella poisoning. When I was a kid I didn't even know what 'salmonella' was. I thought he was some fat Italian guy who ran around dipping his butt in mayonnaise and sticking it on people's food to make them sick."

Am finally getting around to reading the comic...Twister looks like a wallabee to me.

Slane
03-29-2002, 11:59 AM
...

Dub, don't tempt me. It's almost noon here, AND I'M STARVING!!!

[Slane grabs a burger by the fine people at Sam n Ella's, wolfs it down, and then passes out from the poisonous secret sauce.]

:dot: : We're Beatrice.


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I still think Twister looks like Nack the Weasel/Fang the Sniper/Whatever the heck you want to call him, and you also said that he was labeled as a weasel here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?threadid=25261&perpage=20&pagenumber=2) so I'll say Twister is a weasel. Or maybe a mongoose. I'm too confused. :D