Herman
05-12-2010, 03:16 PM
Anyone care to help an old fart out with a project?
Welcome to my cartoon.
I have a friend who is old like me, who has this guy running around in his head.
The guy is Herman Porkinhand. King of canned pork.
My friend has many short stories about Herman.
The stories are so far out they will leave you wondering if it is true because no one could make up such crazy ****.
The stories are many and they flow off his tonge so as to be fantasticly believable. Almost.
Herman is a perverted butcher who is known for his canned sausage.
The funny stories never stop.
As Herman in the beginning was born with a siemese twin. The twin is brain dead and attached to his &^%$(tail bone) and Herman had to build a baby carriage to haul it around for many years. He finaly gets tired of this little brother hanging off his %^$^ and devises a plot to make it go away and up sausage production at the same time.
Guys I am old and havent drawn in over 20 years. I need some help making Herman come to life.
I would like to maybe put one of the stories on here and turn ya'll loose to draw any part of it you like.
There are many stories to be told.
Here is my first sketch start in 20+ yrs.
Seeing how slow I draw....Could or would anyone be interested in doing some frames.
Thinking a narrative. With an eclectic mix of cartoon illustration styles.
Can post link to the narrative so you can hear it and find you an image to capture.
Then I can insert your art for a visual while the story is being told.
There will be a few that will be the basestock. Like Hermans portrait. And the company logo on the Herman Porkinhand sausage can.
All the art will remain yours. Any that are chosen for a T shirt or what ever will get full rights if and when anything like that happens.
Right now me, a few other people and the brain just want to put this stuff down for the record.
Herman is;
5' 10"-11" tall
weighs 280 - 300 lbs.
black greasey hair
a mustachio
dirty bloody apron
likes to carry a meat cleaver
has a string of sausages around his neck. One at the bottom gets suggestive.
pimples will explode lol
The Motto;
If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
Then a Porkinhand is worth 1 in the tush.
Welcome to my cartoon.
I have a friend who is old like me, who has this guy running around in his head.
The guy is Herman Porkinhand. King of canned pork.
My friend has many short stories about Herman.
The stories are so far out they will leave you wondering if it is true because no one could make up such crazy ****.
The stories are many and they flow off his tonge so as to be fantasticly believable. Almost.
Herman is a perverted butcher who is known for his canned sausage.
The funny stories never stop.
As Herman in the beginning was born with a siemese twin. The twin is brain dead and attached to his &^%$(tail bone) and Herman had to build a baby carriage to haul it around for many years. He finaly gets tired of this little brother hanging off his %^$^ and devises a plot to make it go away and up sausage production at the same time.
Guys I am old and havent drawn in over 20 years. I need some help making Herman come to life.
I would like to maybe put one of the stories on here and turn ya'll loose to draw any part of it you like.
There are many stories to be told.
Here is my first sketch start in 20+ yrs.
Seeing how slow I draw....Could or would anyone be interested in doing some frames.
Thinking a narrative. With an eclectic mix of cartoon illustration styles.
Can post link to the narrative so you can hear it and find you an image to capture.
Then I can insert your art for a visual while the story is being told.
There will be a few that will be the basestock. Like Hermans portrait. And the company logo on the Herman Porkinhand sausage can.
All the art will remain yours. Any that are chosen for a T shirt or what ever will get full rights if and when anything like that happens.
Right now me, a few other people and the brain just want to put this stuff down for the record.
Herman is;
5' 10"-11" tall
weighs 280 - 300 lbs.
black greasey hair
a mustachio
dirty bloody apron
likes to carry a meat cleaver
has a string of sausages around his neck. One at the bottom gets suggestive.
pimples will explode lol
The Motto;
If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
Then a Porkinhand is worth 1 in the tush.