APRIL FOOL'S DAY 2010 - The Chronicles

[Desensitized]

They're going to get me eventually.

My name is Geldo, and everyone wants to knock me down. But my girlfriend, Sheena, she's always there. Look, this world is very difficult, but I've got nothing to lose, you know? There's no defeat or anything, you'd just sooner die than challenge the beginning of the end.

But now I got to rescue Sheena, and I'm never gonna stop (they'll feel my power), and now I spend my time fighting all around (I'm a tough guy) to do them in. They think they can beat us, but with your help, we'll do just fine! Just wait, we'll get even with them!

You coming? Let's get power!

I even wrote a song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXG7JKfpVak) about it!

[Jave]

As part of the new and improved Toonzone Blog, we bring you an exclusive bit of news. You won't find this information anywhere else.

http://www.toonzone.net/blog/blogs/191/animation-vs.-video-games-to-be-released-on-your-favorite-console/

Hype. Discuss. Preferably both.

[Zeonic Freak]

Yea, all of the sudden, 3D Realms was like "Hey, we finished the game, and were not not closed... how about that" and are releasing it on April 1st. So stop by your local video game store today to pick it up, i know im getting my copy.

Ah... you suckers.:D...

[chalmers]

Aww, no Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin? No dice.


Damn 20th Century Fox and their cheapskate ways.:mad:

[CartoonOverlord]

Travis Touchdown will be god tier just you wait and see.

[Desensitized]

Capcom just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Toonzone culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like other forums where you can become successful by being a fanboy. If you screw someone over on TZ, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is TZ users, after reading this thread, are not going to want to purchase this, nor will they purchase any of Capcom's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Capcom has alienated an entire forum with this move.

Capcom, publicly apologize and cancel this game or you can kiss your business goodbye.

[witness]

Hey everone in video game land! LeT's alL talk abPOUt what we can do to get rid of Tjhose uGLy plummers MaRiO and Liuigi!!!



I AM THE GOOMBA YOUR MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scirel]

Almost forgot what day it was.

Oh joy.

[Desensitized]

Almost forgot what day it was.

Oh joy.http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u100/JDesensitized/f910490b.gif

[Peter Paltridge]

Wait....you've been a goomba all this time? Like, in a mechanical turtle suit?

How much would you pay me to keep Mario out of the loop on this knowledge?

[Don_East]

Dude, I am definintely gonna have 009 as one of my mains! :D

[ensatsu-ken]

What, no Yusuke or Ryu Hayabusa!?! Blasphemy! Even in the realm of laughter they get shunned....:sad:

This roster also lacks having a ton of female characters with big hooters. Can't Capcom and every other company see that the real selling point for all of us gamers is breat physics, and that gameplay is irrelevant?

[Neo Yi]

Finally! A chance to play Danny Phantom against Aang. Now we DP fans can finally settle our long debate with the Avatar fans on which is the better show after countless forum arguments. Epic FORTH!

But geez, look at that, no Luigi OR Crash Bandicoot. Those guys can't even get a break on an epic as big as this. Lamesauce.

[RockmanDash]

http://www.siliconera.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/veigue_anime2b.jpg

NO...CLAIRE IS CLAIRE...SHE IS STILL HERSELF....CLAIRE....? CLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Rocketboy]

She is beautiful I love it when she calls me and tells me about her day and I like to call her all the time too

Maybe one day we'll share Pokemon

[PC!]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/PC200X/eggman.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/PC200X/poke.jpg

[Juu-kuchi]

Claire is not Mynd! So I don't care for Claire! Claire can dare to be there, like a Kodiak Bear but I will be unfazed at her derriere! But Mynd is kind and oh so refined, and such an Adonis that his prowess with a Wii-mote is one that is very sensual in scale.

SO SCREW YOUR CLAIRE! SCREW HER UP THE JAVAYVAY! MYND MYND

MYYYYYYYYNNNNND!!!!!

[Desensitized]

DAXDIV, WHO WILL BE THE HERO?

Are you ready to break out break out fighting?

[GoldTyphlosion]

Kids, I am a robot who works at the sewers. It's a very dirty job and someone has to do it. But humans, I think you all gone too far. You see I have to deal with all your bathroom issues everyday. I understand I was programmed to do this. But recently you all taken the liberty to flush down such garbage like Imagine Babyz, Ninjabread Man, Bebe's Kids the video game, Batman and Robin and the like.

The worst crime you did is when I recently find a excess of Furbies that clogged up a pipe. I know you humans hate them but they are known to carry many robot diseases and one of them is Roboenza. Guess what I caught? Now normally I would stay in bed but nooooooooo... you sent in a blue robot boy in here to eliminate me. I mean what the [censored].

[Rocketboy]

YOU KNOW HOW SUPER COOL MY RATTATA IS?

its like the top percentage of rattata everywhere

[CartoonOverlord]

A Red X? This must be the work of a nefarious villain!

[chalmers]

Shut up, Chad!! I'm trying to concentrate on finding Entei!!

[Rocketboy]

MY lv6 RATTATA CAN BEAT THAT WUSS ENTEI ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

[RockmanDash]

http://animeyume.com/blog/images/sonic.jpg
R.I.P.[/center]

It was 9:55am in the morning where over at the Mystic Ruins area inside a workshop...a yellow/brown(he was covered in poop at the time..) was found bleeding on the floor with a letter in his hand. The letter contents go as described "Dear Sega, SONIC FANS ARE GOING MAD! YOU GOTTA CHANGE SONIC'S EYE COLOR BEFORE IT'S TOO-". Tails lived a great life, yet before his career began he started off as a girl fox where Sonic fans would make fanart of Sonic doing this to this fox that we shall not describe in this text. But soon enough this fox turned into a man and made his first showing in Sonic 2. Yet as Tails grew older puberty decided to betray him and his voice turned into that of a six year old...actually he never aged at all.


The suspect of the crime seems to be a brown hair boy who claims Sonic is HIS best friend. ...Strange events indeed here on channel 11, up next is "Shadow, hero..or villain?"

http://images.absoluteanime.com/sonic_x/chris.jpg

[Desensitized]

You know who probably took your emeralds? Eggman.

[PC!]

A Red X? This must be the work of a nefarious villain!

Duh.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l186/cxerophim/Red_X.jpg

[PC!]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/PC200X/aaagh.jpg

[Peter Paltridge]

I'll tell you why Tails bit it, it's because he couldn't handle the coolness of Bubsy! Which, by the way, Tails was totally ripping off!

http://www.sonicteam.com/sonicadv2/0413/illust/tails.gif

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/bubsy.jpg

See, man? Both orange, both immature, both with two tails!

By the way, everyone should totally type "Tails" into Google Image Search so they can see some gnarly HUMAN BUTTOCKS WITH TAILS STICKIN' OUT!

[Linkario]

Hello everyone, my name is Linkario, and I am here to spread the word of our p*ssed-off savior, Kratos, for he has died for our mortal sins, and rose again for the next game


http://www.ps3informer.com/playstation-3/images/halloween_kratos.jpg


Come and join us, as we rejoice for his past deeds and triumphs, for he is the Holy Ghost of Sparta, and his vengeance shall end now.

[CartoonOverlord]

No! Tails was part of my team! I must avenge his death!

[Peter Paltridge]

Note, peoplez, that while I dis Tails, I have the mostest respect for Sonic. If he croaked, I'd be so bawling right now.

Let me tell you something, when Sonic tells you something, you better listen. There was this one time when he told me not to play in the dryer, and I thought he was just being wack, but......

[Demonic Raven]

Sounds like an admirable Pokemon! But....can it beat this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/gamerchris116/140e7ae39c53ef9063830002f0ccc233.jpg

[Daxdiv]

Nothing of value was lost my friends. nothing of value was lost.

[CartoonOverlord]

Do not listen to the lies! Leonidas is our true savior!

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt220/LordApocali/LEONIDAS.jpg

[PC!]

He's nothin' but a vegetable!

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/PC200X/donthurtme.jpg

[Rocketboy]

I thought it was about this Kratos

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7435/shouldhavebeen1.gif

[moonmaster]

http://www.inkjetart.com/misc/ripper/paper-rip-old.jpg

[Neo Yi]

Red X?

Egad! A maniac cutting a swath of destruction! This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possiblyyyyyyy... Ghost Rider.

[moonmaster]

best game ever 5/5 highly recommend

[Daxdiv]

My friend who has cancer bought this game at midnight tonight and he already beat the first level. Because of that not only did he unlock an achievement, he was also cured of his cancer. It's a miracle.

[witness]

I like your blackmailing style, 90's kid. Perhaps if you were to join me, I would finally be able to crush those nasty plumbers! I can show you a nice drainpipe where there is a stash of gold for emergencies.

[CartoonOverlord]

I hear the final boss fight is Muhammad, Jesus, Buddha, and L. Ron Hubbard fused into one giant being. Can anyone confirm?

[The Huntsman]

Awesome. I’ll be getting this straight away. Hopefully Johnny Depp’s character lives up to the hype, but if I may speak frankly, the Tit-Tanic seems like too much of a gimic. I guess we’ll see if they manage to make everything work right.

[Vyse]

Needs more Gaga.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/GIF%20ROOM/cnts2.gif

[Vyse]

Nope. It's the work of Gaga. Even Beyonce knows this:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/GIF%20ROOM/factas.gif

[Rho]

I AM GOING TO JOIN THE REBELLION



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ixthedamned/Episode12-1.jpg
M-M-MIKURU BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

[Linkario]

I AM GOING TO JOIN THE REBELLION



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ixthedamned/Episode12-1.jpg
M-M-MIKURU BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!



Do not listen to her words, fellows. For Haruhi and her friends are HEATHENS and shall feel the wrath of the Holy Ghost for their beliefs.

[CartoonOverlord]

They are all heathens for Leonidas is the messenger of our true god, Christopher Walken.

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt220/LordApocali/MOARCOWBELL.gif

[Kitschensyngk]

Feelest thou the wrath of my DEMON ARMY!!!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/icewateringcan/CHAPTER1440002.jpg

Repent, and sin no more, foul heathens of low polygon count!

[Linkario]

Did your gods ever kill every other god? Did your gods ever ripped another god's head off and used it as a flashlight? Did your gods die more than once, and climbed back up from Hades, and eventually even killed freaking Hades himself? DID YOUR GODS EVER GET LAID INFINITE TIMES?

[Daxdiv]

http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp160/Daxdiv/coolstorybro2.jpg

Yep, nothing to see here.

[Daxdiv]

Needs more Gaga.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/GIF%20ROOM/cnts2.gif

I approve of this post and GIF!

[GoldTyphlosion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGNBSoL77eo

I can't take it anymore. I wanna be a cute Magikarp! Not a scary Gyrados. Gaaaaahhhhh. I can't stop myself from evolving anymore!

*evolution music plays*

GRAAAARRRRR!

[Rho]

WE WILL STAND AND FIGHT


Current Members:

Mikuru Asahina
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ixthedamned/Episode12-1.jpg

Mario
http://www.platformnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/super_mario.jpg


Join the rebellion. We are training an army of various Pokemon to attack.

[GoldTyphlosion]

Need a Typhlosion?

[Linkario]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/513108637_b27c639f40.jpg


*click*

[CartoonOverlord]

I would like to join your team.

[Mynd Hed]

Dude, Dad's going to be cheesed off when He sees this idolatry. Why don't we all just calm down and discuss this over frosty root beers?

[Yash]

april fools

[Desensitized]

It will be worse than Sonic 06, Shadow The Hedgehog, and Black Knight.

Am I doing it rite?

[Daxdiv]

HELL YEAH MAN! LET'S DO THIS THING!

Kaboom!

[Daxdiv]

Having Kratos and Travis Touchdown fighting each other is a dream come true. Along with using Yatterman-1 and Aang on a team as well.

[Rho]

Alright, I live on an island, and there's a storm going on. There's this gigantic black creature outside, and all of a sudden this weird giant key appeared in my hand.

Me and my friends planned on going on a trip tonight, too... I'm weirded out.

[G1Ravage]

I would say the best way to get rid of those pesky plumbers would be to kidnap the Princess, and keep her in one of our seven Koopa hotels. By keeping all of the doors open in every hotel, we'll waste so much energy from our air conditioning bill that the entire Mushroom Kingdom will be drained of power, and will be doomed for eternity.

[Yash]

It will be worse than Sonic 06, Shadow The Hedgehog, and Black Knight.

Am I doing it rite?
usually on april fools people say things that aren't true

[Eddy]

They better have Geno and WALL-E.

[G1Ravage]

Pump Man?

*snicker*

[GoldTyphlosion]

To waste even more energy be sure to plug toasters into every outlet you can find.

[Andrew T. Hingson]

Hey everone in video game land! LeT's alL talk abPOUt what we can do to get rid of Tjhose uGLy plummers MaRiO and Liuigi!!!



I AM THE GOOMBA YOUR MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

That's mama luigi to you.

[Desensitized]

On the internet we usually go one step beyond that.

[Andrew T. Hingson]

He pumps all night long.

[SSJ Jake]

So as it turns out, Shigesato Itoi was only yanking our chain when he said there won't be a Mother 4. The game will be released on the WiiToo and will use full body motion

I'm a bit split on this, considering EarthBound 64 pretty much gave the perfect conclusion to a great series and it seems redundant to make another game after an ending like that. What do you all think?

[Desensitized]

Ban. You need a ban.

[Neo Ultra Mike]

Ha ha I the mighty Bowser will finally take care of those plumbers once and for






............


....Crap my Ex-Wife's here! And she's demanding I spend time with the kids! Oh come just because I had them years ago dosen't mean I have to spend time with them! No wait don't come at me with that! Somebody help the almighty Koopa king! SOMEONE-

... And so Bowser was never heard from ever again.

Until a week later when he once again kdinapped princess peach.

Why? Cause she ain't a koopa bitc-

[Peter Paltridge]

Duuuude, WiiToo??? I just bought a Wii! Those rats hosed me!

[Startrekman700]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/091/0/d/LisaxLemmy_Makeout_in_Bed_by_DHTSciFiMaster.jpg

[Desensitized]

FINALLY (http://blogs.sega.com/usa/2010/04/01/on-these-high-seas-no-one-can-hear-you-scream/)

[Desensitized]

Oh yeah! (http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-27679-Vancouver-Video-Game-Industry-Examiner~y2010m3d31-Rumor-Capcom-vs-SNK-3-Leaked)

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID27679/images/resized_devby1.jpg

Hell yeah, I can't wait for my Ralf/Strider team to take you losers down!

[River26]

guys. Did you even bother to see what day it is lol?

[Desensitized]

It doesn't matter. A ban is in order.

NOW.

[Rho]

Nintendo confirmed today that after Super Mario Galaxy 2, no more Mario games will be released.

They do not seem to have a new series in development.

[Marvin Tikvah]

Wow, that's one tiny AND lame roster. You have to try pretty hard to induce so much fail into such a-


- Momohime (Muramasa: The Demon Blade)

I CAME




TO PLAY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78zVfTS4Mt0)

[SuperMegaHyper]

What no Ratationg or Ninjabread Man? This list fails to live up to anything good day to you sir!

[Game Freak 4]

Ready! ... TO RACE!







Oh, and Die.

[Tash]

It's probably just a beached whale who washed ashore during the storm.

Now, since you live on an island, I'm not sure how stable your house is. Either find a cave to take shelter in or a strong doorway to stand under. (or, ideally, a combination of the two)

[Tash]

This is the 21st century, just use an Ever Stone like Haunter does.

[ThePRPD]

This is an April Fools thread, isn't it?

[Azrayel]

Is this a April Fool's joke from Nintendo or do they actually mean no more mario games for the 7th generation of gaming?

[Nel]

Feature protagonists with spiky, technicolor hair!

WUT GAEMS DO YOO ONLY PLAY?

[Nel]

Is this a April Fool's joke from Nintendo or do they actually mean no more mario games for the 7th generation of gaming?

It's real. I mean, after the Galaxy, where can you possibly take the series? The universe? Ha!

They'll now just focus on "realism", specifically playing as an Italian-stereotype named Murphy who actually is a plumber, in dirty, "realistic" environments.

[Matthew Williams]

And brownish graphics. If they want to be seen as mature and xtreme, brownish, greyish, earthy tones.

[Anyone00]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw8-9royJaA

It's not as unlikely as you would think. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkxVZO7l0A)

[Anyone00]

New Mobile games: Blackthorne 2: Blackthorne Harder and Queen's Quest:
http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/
I can't wait for Queen's Quest (sadly I would even if this wasn't 4/1)

And New Blizzmerch
http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/community/merchandise/gps/index.xml
http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/community/merchandise/gamerblanket/index.xml
^I wonder if Saber Cats will return to Diablo III

[launchpad20]

How could Miyamoto do this?! He helped put Nintendo on the videogame map with Mario! :p

[Fool's Gil]

:p Wow. I just lit my brain on fire looking at the art :p

[SirLemming]

This game already came out a year ago.

[HEATXZ]

Thats awesome :anime:
Now i can play as Lord Raptor and Tizoc with Scias and Cham Cham

[Don_East]

Already exposed as a fake, some forums translate it for a different text for a different Xbox game.

[SpiderScooby]

Sorry, no Scooby Doo vs Spider-man = no sale:p

[SpiderScooby]

Sega has announced the Sega Game Gear Slim, to be released in 2011. The GGS will have a 16 bit screen and will only take 5 AA batteries for 4 1/2 of gameplay.

[Rick Jones]

I hope it's backwards compatible. I really want to blow the dust out of Sonic Spinball. I'll keep my fingers crossed for a Nomad relaunch or at least a Surf Ninjas psychic app for the Game Gear.

[Classic Speedy]

I only play video games that challenge the mind and inspire the heart. For instance, my favorite game is Paperboy. The game was so fun to master that I actually took a job as a paperboy for two weeks. Granted, it wasn't nearly as much fun as the game, but that's not the point. It illuminated potential career paths for me, even if I didn't happen to take such a road for the long run.

And games which get you to think are worthwhile also. Metal Gear Solid 2's ending, for instance. There is so much there to chew on and write long-winded essays about. Would you like to hear my interpretations of the ending (which, by the way, are the only correct ways that the game's ending can be interpreted)?

[Jave]

This is an April Fools thread, isn't it?
http://a3.vox.com/6a00cd9708535d4cd500d41436b4ab685e-500pi

[launchpad20]

That's right, the game responsible for the great crash of the 80's will be coming to XBox Live Arcade for 1600 points.



http://andromeda.plymouthlibrary.org/blog/libchoice/images/ET.png

[PC!]

Typhlosions don't evolve into Gyaradoseses.

Clearly you know nothing of the game series your username represents.

[Classic Speedy]

Any peon can get a blog nowadays. It really is sad. The world will not end with a bang, but with a whimper. A whimper of overabundance of information and opinions, choking to death on its own excess.

My opinion is the only correct one, because I graduated from MIT and got the high score in Paperboy. Other opinions are not necessary. Follow me unconditionally and you will be happy.

[SpiderScooby]

Great, now all we need is Superman 64 and our lives will be complete.

[witness]

Those are some great ideas!!! I'll get that started right now!

Oh, Neo! Just because I had one night with Birdo, I've been paying for it ever since. Seven kids out of wedlock! Though they do take after their father, thank goodness! I also claim Bowser Jr. as an immaculate conception. Or maybe I got a Magikoopa to clone me, I don't know... It was a crazy time in my life.

AAA! i WILL PWN UUUUU!!!! Beware my breath of fire!

[Zeonic Freak]

Ive actually got Blackthrone 1 on my Sega 32x. Its a pretty decent game...

[witness]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2gy3iog.jpg

[Fool's Gil]

usually on april fools people say things that aren't true

In that case, *ahem*

SONIIKKU 4 WILL SUCK MASSIVE WHALE AND THE PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT WON'T EVEN BUY IT WHEN IT COMES OUT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLIEFELDOLOL!

I think I got. Don't you agree?

[SirLemming]

I downloaded this and was about to play it, but my system RROD'd. And the warranty JUST expired! I guess it's off to the landfill...

[SirLemming]

It's real. Nintendo has decided to move to Bowser-based games, which apparently are all the rage these days.

You see, Reggie is deaf in one ear.

[SirLemming]

Good.

[Fool's Gil]

:crying: Goodnight...Sweet Prince. :crying:

[Vyse]

I wanted to kill Tails, but my plans were to travel back in time and off him circa Sonic 2. That way, this wouldn't happen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgNzGlEenAw), along with the Sonic furry pals like Knuckles, Amy, Big, Shadow, etc..

Still, he wasn't that bad, it's just he accidentally caused trouble on a grand scale.

[Vyse]

I need a GIF that seems appropriate for this situation:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/GIF%20ROOM/hs3wpi.gif

There. Much better.

[Jave]

http://www.pixfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tails_doll_01.gif

[Rick Jones]

How cool would it be if they upgraded to Crazy Bus instead ? It would be like Speed on crack.

[Linkario]

Dude, Dad's going to be cheesed off when He sees this idolatry. Why don't we all just calm down and discuss this over frosty root beers?


Oh, Zeus? He's dead buddy.

KRATOS BE PRAISED

[R-Taco]

Source. (http://www.toonzone.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3572240#post3572240)

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a389/R-Taco/Blasto.png

[Linkario]

http://www.hiphopgamershow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/god-of-war-3.jpg


I AM THE GOD OF WAR!!!

[Psychopulse]

The following characters will be in this spectacular crossover!

Street Fighter roster:

Ryu
Ken
Chun-Li
Blanka
Guile
Zangief
Dhalsim
E. Honda
M. Bison
Balrog
Vega
Sagat
Sakura
Dan
Akuma
Cammy
Feilong

Fighter's History roster

Ray
Mizoguchi
Ryoko
Marstorius
Matlok
Lee
Karnov
Fei-Lin
Yungmie
Zazie
Jean
Samchay
Clown

[witness]

All hail the mightiest of them all, ME! i'LL FINALLY HAVE THE RECONIGITION i DESRVE!!! DETH TO ALL PLUMMERS!

p.s. Check out my blog! It's Bowserific!!!!

[witness]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2gy3iog.jpg

[witness]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2gy3iog.jpg

[witness]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2gy3iog.jpg

[Linkario]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/25025/731993-kratos_super.jpg


I know. He killed Tails. Heathens...

[Linkario]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2gy3iog.jpg



http://scrawlfx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fire-titan-god-of-war-3.jpg


THE TITANS WILL DESTROY YOU FOR YOUR BELIEFS.

[Animeforever'04]

NO!! goes back playing sonic collection on the ds come tai... dammit quit dying already:/

[SSJ Jake]

Last year he stole Daxdiv's, now he's stolen my bike too.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6659/stolemybike.png

There he is, and he's stolen yet another bike. Let's stop him folks!

[PC!]

Blasto is just Space Ghost with guns and a bad attitude.

[Classic Speedy]

I stole your bikes. I used them to rig my NES so I can play Paperboy using a real bike. It's really quite amazing. I'll try to post some pics later.

[CartoonOverlord]

Doc Louis is awesome, he can use my bike anytime he wants.

[sdp]

The meme isn't funny if you make it PC.

[Desensitized]

What meme?

[Jave]

UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE

http://www.toonzone.net/blog/blogs/203/animation-vs.-video-games-update---more-characters-added/

[Desensitized]

Ness?...

Okay, Capcom survived the foot shooting.

[Drifballoon]

Im super excited for it! Anyone else maining Dan or Clown?

[PC!]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/PC200X/no.jpg

[SirLemming]

Hey folks, did you hear about this? Bioware is releasing a new expansion for Dragon Age: Origins: Awakening. It will be titled Dragon Age: Origins: Awakening: NBC: The Late Night Wars: Uprising. The game will include 20+ hours of new content, featuring new characters, new classes, and an increased level cap.


Fight for a new faction: the Jay Wardens.
Either start a new game as Jay Leno or import your previous character from Dragon Age: Origins. However, if you do import a character, Jay Leno still becomes the main character 5 hours into the game.
Includes all the deep character interactions and difficult, impactful decisions that Dragon Age players have come to know and love. Who will take their rightful place as the King of the Late Knights? Will the Jay Warden accept or reject Jeff Zucker's mysterious offer? Only you can decide!
Give gifts to your party members, then take them back.
Jay Leno is a Rogue, which makes him an expert at backstabs and hiding in closets. Jay features 4 unique abilities:
- Aura of Ratings (Sustained): Temporarily increases your party's ratings, but permanently decreases Reputation and drains health over time.
- Mediocrity (Passive): Jay suffers a penalty to Strength, but can hit three times as many enemies.
- Lewinsky Joke (Activated): Restores 8 HP to all party members on the first use, 4 HP on the second, 2 HP on the third, and 1 HP from then on.
- Summon Kev (Sustained): Summons Kevin Eubanks to Jay's side. Kevin's "Chuckle" ability is automatically triggered every time Jay uses "Lewinsky Joke". It has no discernible affect.



...I don't get it. How 'bout you, Kev?

[PC!]

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[Spaceman]

http://206.47.170.43/channels/images/JackNicholsonMain.jpg

He warned him...

[Vyse]

What, no Yusuke or Ryu Hayabusa!?! Blasphemy! Even in the realm of laughter they get shunned....:sad:

This roster also lacks having a ton of female characters with big hooters. Can't Capcom and every other company see that the real selling point for all of us gamers is breat physics, and that gameplay is irrelevant?Agreed. SNK Playmore learned this the hard way with KOF12. Simply put, "No Mai. No Buy."

Plus, this game is alienating the Microsoft demographic big time. Yeah, Rare's owned by them, but they suck and meant nothing to Microsoft's bottom line recently. Where's Master Chief? Where's Cortana? What about Marcus Fenix and the Cole Train? If they want the Western audience, they need to play some Xbox beyond the rose-tinted glasses from Nostalgiaville.

Plus, the Agency Director from Crackdown needs to be the announcer for this game. It would be wrong to deny Michael McConnohie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_McConnohie) a gig as it; he's also the narrator in Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo for those of you who hate Halo 3 Betas and fun.

[Vyse]

Here's the Internet's opinion of Jay Leno:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/leno-donkey-burn.jpg

Dragon Age will be boycotted and Bioware will be gone because of it.

[Peter Paltridge]

What are you waitin' for....NINTENDO to make one?

You HAVE seen the GAMES, haven't you?

[clipeuh]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s1Ntu7Aapys/0.jpg

"The furry community has literally flooded the street with rage. The protests are expected to last all week. Back to you, Wolf."

[Vyse]

Here's something disturbing to evolve into:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/GIF%20ROOM/gagal.gif

[Startrekman700]

Tails isnt dead.....That was a media mistatke. The satellite feed just caught him at SonicxSally Wedding. He is with his girlfriend Amy Rose.


http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/088/5/d/Sonic__s_Wedding_by_DHTSciFiMaster.jpg

[PC!]

Who be combining all the topix?!

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/PC200X/eggmansquee.jpg

[SpongeJosh]

This can only help the campaign for Elric-Sonic '10.

[clipeuh]

IS THIS REAL LIFE?
http://img1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/01/04/dinosaur,humor,philosophy,philosoraptor,dinosaurs,funny-1d57c32817c5b0e828baeb5cb9644916_h.jpg

[M.O.D.O.K.]

TAAAAILLLS!!! TAAAIIIILS!!!!

http://nerdarama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kahn-captain-kirk-star-trek.jpg

[PC!]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/PC200X/arms.jpg

[Fool's Gil]

Oh yeah man. Who doesn't want Sonic CD, and that other game...
...um...and Sonic CD!

[Neo Yi]

*Giggy* It's Crash! Crash is on the list! EEEEHhhhhhhEEEEEeee! Crash is on the list! I am so pre-ordering this game.

[Shawn Hopkins]

I've had one for years and love it. That's not an April Fool's joke, that's actually true.

[CartoonOverlord]

Sega CD sucks. The Atari Jaguar is the future of gaming.

[The Nameless]

I'm not buying a Sega CD, those second-bananas probably botched it. And those idiots are pinning their fortunes on this.

I'm waiting to see if anything will come out of that Nintendo-Sony project.

[G1Ravage]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sv0XPgKt1P4/0.jpg

[SirLemming]

Hey folks, did you hear about this?

Apparently, Street Fighter vs. Fighter's History has been confirmed for May 2010 release.

So it's Fighters vs. Fighters. What?!

[SirLemming]

Hey folks, did you hear about this?

Apparently, Nintendo says the Mario series is no more.

My question is, who's going to do Bowser's plumbing now?

[SirLemming]

Hey folks, did you hear about this?

Apparently, Mother 4 has been announced.

Yeah, as if one mother wasn't bad enough! MOM!

[SirLemming]

Hey folks, did you hear about this?

Apparently, Sega has announced Ecco Wars.

Yeah, you get to swim around as a dolphin and hunt for Monica Lewinsky.

[SirLemming]

Hey folks, did you hear about this?

Apparently, Sega is re-releasing the Game Gear.

The new version will be even heavier!

[SirLemming]

Hey folks, did you hear about this?

Apparently, the old E.T. video game is coming to XBox Live Arcade.

Is it just me, or are there way too many aliens on there lately?!

[launchpad20]

My question is, who's going to do Bowser's plumbing now?Why, The Koopa Empire of course. :D

[J!!!]

oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(:crying::sad:::(

wut am i going to do w/o my supah mario?

guess its time to sale my wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:shrug:

[J!!!]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff yeah:anime:

this is mah fav game off all time.

its sooooooooooooooo winz.

[Eddy]

It's for the best. Mario really started going downhill when it went 3D.

I mean, what was up with that game where Mario became a Wereplumber? Totally ridiculous.

[Fool's Gil]

There can only be ONE

[J!!!]

heck yeah:anime:

i sure hope this one has the return of ness:evil:

hes the bs

[PC!]

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And then they died!

THE END!

[launchpad20]

I've been getting reports that the 'E.T.' game has a virus that unleashes another 'red ring of death' on the 360. :eek:

[blazecat]

Bad news. Sega has announced that they're canceling Sonic 4, due to too many complaints from rabid fanboys. They've basically decided to not give us anything since they realize that Sonic players can never just sit down and enjoy a game without try to find flaws.

"We work so hard to give our fans what they want, and yet they still complain. If they can't be happy with what we give them, then why give them anything at all? I mean, green eyes? What's next, a person complaining about Sonic's shoes having too much red?" Said Takashi Iizuka, the current head of Sonic Team.

[Classic Speedy]

Hey folks, did you hear about this?

Apparently, the old E.T. video game is coming to XBox Live Arcade.

Is it just me, or are there way too many aliens on there lately?! Smart people are for Coco.

[Desensitized]

I don't get it. Why does the alien touch little boys?

[Classic Speedy]

I don't get it. Why does the alien touch little boys? It was SYMBOLISM! He was horny!

[Rainbow Sharpie]

SEGA announced just five seconds ago that they plan to finally make the long awaited sequel to Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine:


PINGAS: Super Ultra Mega Collector's Limited Diamond Chaos Shiny Edition

DO YOU HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN? ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN FIND SHADOW'S DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD WHILE YELLING "IT'S LIKE A KICK IN THE NUTS!!!" AND FINDING THE COMPUTER ROOM? GET A LOAD OF THIS! CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE?

THIS IS WHO I AM!



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[witness]

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[witness]

gUYS, GUYS! It;s ok! In addition to stealing princessesees, I stole a giant robot master from another world! My new slave, Pump Man will take care of the Koopa Kingdom pluming. The Mushrroom kingdom;s on there own! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i RULE!!!!

[TacoHunter]

They also updated battle.net's match making (http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html).

But on man, how sweet does that Blackthrone 2 sound. If only I was real...

[Anyone00]

I need a GIF that seems appropriate for this situation:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/GIF%20ROOM/hs3wpi.gif

There. Much better.

Oh come now, it's her Birthday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qucz-rYnnMc).

[Vyse]

Oh come now, it's her Birthday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qucz-rYnnMc).She didn't sing Offspring or Bad Religion songs. Or, you didn't post appropriate links. I know it's not Mai, but these song make Crazy Taxi Crazy Taxi:

Bad Religion – Inner Logic
Bad Religion – Ten in 2010
Bad Religion – Them and Us
Bad Religion – Hear It
The Offspring – Way Down the Line
The Offspring – All I Want
The Offspring – Change the World

Tie it down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISkAoSwXhk) better or I throw another tz-appropriate Showgirls GIF at you

[Azrayel]

oh haha, you guys got me. This is my first year on toonzone to do a April Fool's type thing so I thought this thread was serious.

[Anyone00]

Hey Dawg, I just heard you liked April Fools Jokes so I put an April Fools Joke in your April Fools Joke.

[DarthGonzo]

There should be a Nood video game!

[Marvin Tikvah]

Thank God. Nintendo should totally be pushing for the Miis to be its new mascots anyway. Wii Music is far superior to any Mario game produced since 1981.

[Daxdiv]

Good, this will probably get Nintendo off their lazy asses and give everyone all 3 Mother games on the VC for the first 2 and WiiWare for Mother 3.

[SirLemming]

There should be a Nood video game!

NOOD? Whoa, hey! Family show here!

*dun-dun-dun! DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*

[SirLemming]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2gy3iog.jpg

I, Jay Leno, find this hilarious!

[stargirl]

NOOOO!!! Why Mario?! :crying:

On the other hand, the sports titles ARE getting pretty lame...:shrug:

[TnAdct1]

Breaking the "joke" mode that is intended for this thread (of course, I usually don't get "into character" for April Fools on Toonzone unless it's a really good thread).

Anyways, I thought it would be interesting to mention that this article (http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/the-day-duke-nukem-forever-was-supposed-to-go-gold/) mentions that today was indeed supposed to be the day that Duke Nukem Forever was supposed to "go gold" (i.e. finished and ready to be mass-produced).

[SSJ Jake]

LOOK OUT FOR MARIO'S FATTY HEAD EVRYONE!!!

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/33/fmhbig.png

[Peter Paltridge]

"This will be the worst Christmas play ever!"

[Marvin Tikvah]

Paisonos don't know about my huge title card head.

[Master Toon]

If only this were true.

[SirLemming]

Hey, that's a big chin there! Big chin kinda like me! Heh heh!

[Vyse]

Breaking the "joke" mode that is intended for this thread (of course, I usually don't get "into character" for April Fools on Toonzone unless it's a really good thread).

Anyways, I thought it would be interesting to mention that this article (http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/the-day-duke-nukem-forever-was-supposed-to-go-gold/) mentions that today was indeed supposed to be the day that Duke Nukem Forever was supposed to "go gold" (i.e. finished and ready to be mass-produced).I can verify that you are telling the truth, in that I, too, was going to post the same link.

It stinks that Duke Forever may never come out due to the legal spat over its cancelled corpse. While in limbo, there was still hope. Sure, the final product would dwarf Daikatana, but it would finally be out. In any case, I poured some of my Virgil's Black Cherry Cream Soda (http://www.reedsgingerbrew.com/ReedsCart_v2/show_item.asp?MainCat=1&Category=10&Item=62&page=1) on the ground.

[Barroll Roll]

April fools

[SirLemming]

Hey folks, did you hear about this? The video game industry is thriving and nowhere near the brink of collapse.

[Desensitized]

Umm

[LordTerminal]

Oh c'mon. This is just cruel as far as April's Fools jokes go.

[Majin_Megabyte]

I love the cut videos of the Castles descturtions and the qoutes from Luigi. "I hope she make alots of Spaghetti!"

[witness]

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[witness]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2gy3iog.jpg

[SSJ Jake]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8967/wegottafindtheprincess.png

[Captain Highwind]

This made me depressed.

But I'll spend my money where I want.

[KPTitan]

BEHOLD!!!:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XiPELvwah0&NR=1

[Matthew Williams]

And we're done here.

Happy April Fools Everyone!

[Undrave]

Aww I was expecting more than just a teaser title card and shadowed Pokémon :(

You know, an actual trailer would have been nice.

[witness]

Hello all, It is I Bowser king of all koopas! I would just like to let you know that I've formed an alliance with some very evil things. Perhaps the worst things those plummers have ever faced... Who is it you may ask? Well I'll tell you!

I've found a world full of furbies!!! This will be world 1 that those nasty plummers have to deal with. Their leader? None other than the great and terrible................


Sanjaya!!!!!!!!!!


That's right, you heard it here first! Until next time,
Bowser


P.S. dETH 2 ALL PLummmmers!!!!!!!!!!!!

[k.s.]

So...I was under the impression that the industry is thriving and nowhere near the brink of collapse.

Guess the joke's on me...?