All modern cartoons suck.

[Tech]

Every single cartoon these days suck.

When I was a kid every cartoon was awesome. CN, Cartoon Network, and all other cartoon channels should get rid of all their crappy cartoons and replace them with reruns of the cartoons I grew up with forever and ever because nothing can ever match the brilliance of the cartoons that I watched when I was a kid and when I was actually in their age demographic of 6-11.

Biker Mice From Mars? The Super Mario Bros Super Show? Hammerman? Bebe's kids? Captain N: The Game Master? Those shows ROCKED! Anyone remember Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue? That was awesome, it was an epic crossover with all of my favorite shows which I watched when I was 6!

What the hell is this crap called Phineas and Ferb, Adventure Time, Chowder, Flapjack, and Jimmy Two Shoes? Those shows are TERRIBLE CRAP!

BTW if you disagree with me that means you suck.

[Desensitized]

John K invented dialogue.

[Tech]

John K invented dialogue.

Red and Stimpy Rocked I remember watching it as a kid but his modern stuff sucks. I remember watching The Ripping Friends when I was an older teenager and I was all liek "WTH IS THIS CRAP THIS IS BAD!!"

[The Nameless]

Agreed 100%. Shows like Rocco, Ren and Stimpy, Dexter's Lab, Johnnie Bravo, and Cow and Chiken were what made being a 90s kid worth it.

Kids these days don't know what they're missing out on, and they're all idiots for gladly swallowing the crap that Nickelodian, Cartoon Network and Disney Channel are trying to force down there throats. I think if any kid these days was shown Rocco and Hanna Montanna side by side, they'd pick Rocco.

[SuperMegaHyper]

EXACTLY THIS ADVENTURE TIME IZ A PIECE OF CRAP IN FACT I ORDERED MY SUPERVISOR TO EXPALIANZ WHYH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ8hIO03KLk

[Rick Jones]

I don't know. Occasionally there are still standouts in animation like 12 Oz Mouse and Assy McGee that really elevate the medium as art and entertainment.

[launchpad20]

Kids these days don't know what they're missing out on, and they're all idiots for gladly swallowing the crap that Nickelodian, Cartoon Network and Disney Channel are trying to force down there throats. I think if any kid these days was shown Rocco and Hanna Montanna side by side, they'd pick Rocco.Amen! Cartoons these days lack the wit, charm, and adventurous attitude that cartoons from the 90's had.

[bluenowait]

I can't believe some of you are falling for this. Check the damn calendar!

[Lord Bravery]

Shows like Rocco, Ren and Stimpy, Dexter's Lab, Johnnie Bravo, and Cow and Chiken were what made being a 90s kid worth it.
Are you kidding me? All those shows sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p


I can't believe some of you are falling for this. Check the damn calendar!
Wat

[xmendude]

It's April 1st otherwise known as April Fool's Day!!
Anyways, I don't think that all Modern Cartoons suck.

[clipeuh]

I tried watching some Flap Jacks or whatever. Man that show is horrible... What's up with the captain? :shrug: And why do they live in a whale? IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. :mad: You can't just put random sequence of creepiness and call it a cartoon.

Now Ren and Stimpy, that was a real classic cartoons with tangible storylines and appealing characters.

[Jave]

I can't believe some of you are falling for this. Check the damn calendar!
http://slowwolf.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/doing-it-wrong-ball.jpg

[Classic Speedy]

BTW if you disagree with me that means you suck. What a logical fallacy. My good man, you have all the debating skills of a common sewer urchin.

Get back to me when you watch the mayo episode of "Wacky Delly".

[Aquadementia]

If it's not drawn on a cave wall, I don't want to know about it.


I don't know. Occasionally there are still standouts in animation like 12 Oz Mouse and Assy McGee that really elevate the medium as art and entertainment.
Man, your are nibbling away at my argument by being so right.

[Sunnydee]

If it's not drawn on a cave wall, I don't want to know about it.


Exactly, is there nothing more pure than looking at 24 cave drawings a second to simulate full animation? I say no, heck i can hardly watch anything that happened after 23,000 b.c. Looking at you Gertie the Dinosaur.

[M.O.D.O.K.]

Agreed. The 90's had very inspired dialogue and top-notch voice acting.

Case in point:

MAAARRYYY JAAANEEEE!!!! ARGH! MAAARY JAAAANE!

Seriously. Cartoons these days!:shrug:

[ABrown]

Every single cartoon these days suck.

Haha, April Fools, very funny....

[Totally_Insaney]

IMHO, everything after the 1930s sucked except for Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Skweekwel.

[WaggonerCartoons]

Wait a minute, is this an April Fools joke? (I'm just kidding)

[Master Toon]

Agreed. The 90's had very inspired dialogue and top-notch voice acting.

Case in point:

MAAARRYYY JAAANEEEE!!!! ARGH! MAAARY JAAAANE!

Seriously. Cartoons these days!:shrug:

Looks like I'm not the only one who finds that funny.

[J!!!]

lol.

i love 90's cartoons.........................................they way better than the onez today.

good ol cow and chicken will never lose to the likes of bs like chowder.

[Dr.Pepper]

Back in my day we had good cartoons like Wish Kid and Laverne and Shirley Join the Army. We also had good movies like Pebble and the Penguin and the animated King and I. Now its just crap like Pixar and Adventure Time. I feel sorry for today's kids.

[KJ Styles]

Every single cartoon these days suck.

When I was a kid every cartoon was awesome. CN, Cartoon Network, and all other cartoon channels should get rid of all their crappy cartoons and replace them with reruns of the cartoons I grew up with forever and ever because nothing can ever match the brilliance of the cartoons that I watched when I was a kid and when I was actually in their age demographic of 6-11.

Biker Mice From Mars? The Super Mario Bros Super Show? Hammerman? Bebe's kids? Captain N: The Game Master? Those shows ROCKED! Anyone remember Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue? That was awesome, it was an epic crossover with all of my favorite shows which I watched when I was 6!

What the hell is this crap called Phineas and Ferb, Adventure Time, Chowder, Flapjack, and Jimmy Two Shoes? Those shows are TERRIBLE CRAP!

BTW if you disagree with me that means you suck.

Finally, the first non-April Fools joke on ToonZone today!

While I don't agree that every cartoon today sucks (many of them do though), I do feel that the 2000's are easily the all time weakest decade for toons.