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The Flash
03-23-2002, 06:50 PM
Hey, Flash here, your new Funny Quote guy. :) During Jim’s “hiatus” I will be doing all the FQs. Go easy on me! ;)

As always keep it clean and somewhere around the PG rated bracket. If you don’t your post and FQ will be deleted.

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Most of all ENJOY!
Terminatah
03-23-2002, 08:07 PM
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This image was used as a letterhead when Fox mailed notices to its animators announcing the discontinuation of Fox Animation.

-Terminatah
James
03-23-2002, 08:33 PM
Even in space, the bi-cubicle latrine proved unpopular. Not just for it's lack of personal privacy with passing starships, or it's uncomfortable tight quarters with another occupier, but simply for it's shoddy craftsmanship.

As the two were about to discover, one simple gaseous expulsion could wreck that thin veil that separated waste from vacuum...
StrangerAtaru
03-23-2002, 10:26 PM
If you go out into space, you'll blow up! Do you want to blow up?
(sorry, but Cartoon Planet came to mind somehow.....)
Sir Gatts
03-23-2002, 10:40 PM
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Old guy - "My wife's coffee should patch these cracks."
Evil Dr. Reef
03-24-2002, 01:30 PM
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Uh, sir? It's a little cramped in here, please wait your turn...
Zorakfan
03-24-2002, 01:52 PM
I TOLD you that looked like a TIE, but noooo! You said "No, that's just a round asteroid!" And of all days to be taking this old B-wing for a spin...
Manhunter
03-25-2002, 02:40 PM
Damn, the bugs are big here!
Mattashell
03-25-2002, 11:14 PM
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What part of "DO NOT TAP ON GLASS" don't you understand?
Trent Lane
03-26-2002, 12:55 AM
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Cale: WHEW! That was some powerful Taco Bell! Next time your limit's six bean burrittos...
Calico
03-26-2002, 12:35 PM
That's it! I've had it. Your mother can teach you how to drive.
Lucky Bob
03-26-2002, 01:07 PM
Okay, no more "slug bug!"
Auggie Doggie
03-26-2002, 06:37 PM
That is it, GIVE ME YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE! You are too young to drive anyway.
Terminatah
03-26-2002, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Calico
That's it! I've had it. Your mother can teach you how to drive. That's gold. :D

-Terminatah
supermanpal
03-31-2002, 11:27 PM
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Father: Okay this is what we tell your mother.There was two big guys that miss with us and I accidently threw him to the window.
While getting some milk.

But don't tell her we was playing poker and that we got thown to the window. Because you sleep with my boss daughter while we was playing poker at his house.


Son: Hay at least i got her number before I was thown 10 feet to our car!

Father slaps son across his head

Son:what I say what I say


Son: And hay she came on to me!
Spooky05
04-01-2002, 03:28 PM
cale: how was i supposed to know that dog was gonna fly up like that?? i didn't even see it coming!

korso: ok, this is the LAST TIME i let you drive in a drag race..LAST TIME!

methinks i got those names correct... :rolleyes:
John-Paul
04-02-2002, 11:33 AM
"Big bucks and no whammies"
D.Shaffer
04-04-2002, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by The Flash
Hey, Flash here, your new Funny Quote guy. :) During Jim’s “hiatus” I will be doing all the FQs. Go easy on me! ;)

As always keep it clean and somewhere around the PG rated bracket. If you don’t your post and FQ will be deleted.

http://wf.toonzone.net/funnyquotes/11.jpg

Most of all ENJOY!
Dont worry, you said. It'll last until Pluto you said. That's the last time I let you pick the wheels. Gimme the loot.
Sailor Namek
04-05-2002, 01:52 AM
::music plays:: Stop ::scramble for the seat::
Get your butt outta the chair! I was here first!
(e heh, musical chairs if it didn't make sense -_-; )