Justice League Funny Quote #11

[The Flash]

Hey, Flash here, your new Funny Quote guy. :) During Jim’s “hiatus” I will be doing all the FQs. Go easy on me! ;)

As always keep it clean and somewhere around the PG rated bracket. If you don’t your post and FQ will be deleted. Most of all ENJOY!

[Naraht]

Little did John know Hawkgirl had added a little thangarian hair growth formula to his drink....

It wasn't without sideeffects...

[SirLemming]

actual screen from the Justice League pilot, before Al Sharpton's protest

[Spider]

Man, I love this hidden mirror in my drink. That Hawkgirl really is a cutie pie! :)

[Lab_Rat]

GL: This is a warriors drink! What is it called?

HG: Prune juice.

[Karkull]

Arkkis Chummuck: "Thanks, guys, I've never had a Thanagarian table dance before. I hope I have enough ones and fives!"

[Frank White]

Where's her hand going?

[Manhunter]

http://forums.toonzone.net/attachment.php?s=&postid=212891

Hawkgirl: Not another stupid 3-D puzzle!

[Borg4of3]

It seemed like an innocent poker game between Arkkis and Tomar-Re, the birdlike GL. Little did Arkkis know that Hawkgirl was using her ability to talk to birds to give Tomar-Re the upper hand.

[Harbinger]

Flash: "Is it raining, or is that big gorilla drooling on my head?!?"

[Joe Tully]

GL: Check it out. This cup I'm holding is bigger than Hawkgirl's head. Crazy, huh?

[Alpha Flight]

Catwoman: Yumm a Hawk. I hope that GL gets drunk soon!

[TheFlashMan]

Why is there a camera in my morning coffe?

[Mattashell]

http://forums.toonzone.net/attachment.php?s=&postid=213656

Person off camera: The more I drink. The more you two start to look alike.

[TheFlashMan]

:: poke, poke:: hey it floats!

[Terminatah]

GL: "(thinking) OK, let's see. What do I have to do today? I have to go do my laundry. I don't think I have clothes for tomorrow. Oh wait, Robert used the last of the Downy, I have to go buy more. I'll have to stop by Publix first. So, Downy, and what else? We need juice, chips, cream soda, a chicken for dinner, and I think we're almost out of toilet paper. I never remember to check because I'm an idiot. I wonder if the new TV Guide is out. I should get a subscription to that instead of buying it compulsively like some retarded mutant. What is this damn song running through my head? Aw crap, it's Celine Dion. I need to think of another song. What's that song I like? Dammit, I can't remember. All I can think of is this infernal Celine Dion song. Why is Celine Dion running through my head? Why is this song so annooooooyyyyyiiiiing ... Ahhhhhh, cripes. What day is it today? Thursday? I'll check my watch. Wow, it's 12 already. And it's Thursday. That makes no sense. I keep thinking it's Wednesday. Crap, I have to tape Survivor tonight. I need to buy a new tape. I sure have a lot of tapes. Is it a new Friends tonight? Rachel is so hot. I want to eat something salty, but then I'll just want to eat something sweet. What can I eat that is both sweet and salty? That guy's forgetting his sunglasses. Man, that guy is just getting up and walking out without his-- there ya go, good job, buddy. Good thing you remembered cuz I wasn't gonna tell you. What did Maxim give the new Alanis CD? I don't care what they say, I want it. I should give Sherri a call, I haven't spoken to her all week. She owes me a dollar for that lottery ticket, but what bothers me the most is that she'll never pay. I'd have to be some kinda scumbag to ask her to pay back the dollar from over 3 months ago. Argh, Celine Dion is the most annoying singer in the world. Why can't she just STAY retired when she retires? They should make a law that if a singer retires, then the radio can't play their songs anymore. But that's only if they SUCK. I mustn't make eye contact with anyone in here. Oh, I forgot to tell Robert about the commercial I saw with the little hedgehog. Hilarious. Hilarious hilarious. I have to stop myself from smiling, I'll look like a psycho if I just start laughing to myself. Mountain Dew sucks. I would get so many ladies if I knew how to dance the tango. No one on TV goes to the bathroom anymore. What day is it? What time is it? I wonder how long I can keep myself from looking at my watch. Too bad I can't time that. Unless I hit just the right button on the timer. (blows on coffee, takes quick sip) Chocolate covered pretzels, those are both salty and sweet. I'll never remember all this."

-Terminatah

[Ricochet]

GL: "I love my new Burger King Glow in the Dark Hawkgirl Cup!"

[Bic]

HG: Y'know I've secretly replaced your normal coffee with Folgers.

GL: Hmph. It still tastes like space donkey pee that's been fermenting for the past three years and battery acid, ...but I like it.


...or...


HG: Wow, that exotic dancer is very cute.

GL: Get your eyes off my man, woman. :eek:

[Speed Forcer]

GL: d'uuuh this is a pretty big joystick
HG: that's a cup you jack nicholson look-a-like!!
GL: so my ring isn't a video game?

[Epyon999]

What are you watching Hawkgirl?

[JusticeLeagueLegion]

Arkkis the Green Lantern: Check out my Cartoon Network badge Hawkgirl!!

[Sapphic Amazon]

Memories, like the corners of my mind. Misty water-colored memories...of the way we were. Scattered pictures, of the smiles we left behind. Smiles we gave to one another...for the way we were.