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The Flash
03-23-2002, 06:44 PM
Hey, Flash here, your new Funny Quote guy. :) During Jim’s “hiatus” I will be doing all the FQs. Go easy on me! ;)

As always keep it clean and somewhere around the PG rated bracket. If you don’t your post and FQ will be deleted.

I decided to do something a little bit different with this one. Feel free to fill in the bubble or add dialog to anyone else! Most of all ENJOY!

Batman/Superman Funny Quote #19
Batman Beyond Funny Quote #19
Naraht
03-23-2002, 06:47 PM
Honest Batman, I'm NOT the Flash!
Calico
03-23-2002, 07:17 PM
"Quiet" the brochure says. "Come and relax." You call this relaxing? I'd get more sleep next to the airport. Sheesh!
TheScarecrow
03-23-2002, 07:19 PM
Jump on in Batman, the water's fine!

Batman gives the man a blank stare

Well okay then... be that way!
The Guitar Slayer
03-23-2002, 07:49 PM
"Well, I thought the interpretative dance class had a new instructor."
JusticeLeagueLegion
03-23-2002, 09:39 PM
BATMAN: Are you mute or something?! There's no words in your speach bubble!!
Lucky Bob
03-24-2002, 12:21 AM
You see, Batman, it all started when I said, "What's a nice girl like you doing in a cab like this?"...
Terminatah
03-24-2002, 12:24 AM
"I'll do it. (voice wavering) I'll take 2 boxes of the fudge minties. (tears welling up) Just leave my family alone ... leave em alone."

-Terminatah
Manhunter
03-25-2002, 02:15 PM
"You know, I'd really appreciate it if she didn't do that, you know? Because it's scaring Soon-Yi."
DisneyBoy
03-25-2002, 03:14 PM
(Scott Peterson trembles with fear)

"...what...what do you mean you don't like the stories I've been writing...?!?!"
Zoddman
03-26-2002, 03:57 AM
"Alright, it's true! It's true! I did put a monopoly on every single computer company in the biz. But I'm still filthy rich!"
adoptedBatpuppy
03-26-2002, 11:33 PM
Batmaaaaaaan HELP! My pool broke.
carsonm
03-28-2002, 11:58 PM
"The boys and I were looking for a good time so we ordered her through a catalog. We didnt know she'd start busting up the place."
Ravenger
03-30-2002, 01:35 AM
"Those guys in the black suits? No they're not the police for all extraterrestrial life on the planet Earth..... they're just pool boys... yea pool boys."
Alpha Flight
03-30-2002, 02:00 AM
Man Looking at Batman: And I live in the good part of town!
The Penguin
03-30-2002, 02:28 AM
"What do you expect me to do, Batman? Did you think I was gonna fight those guys? I don't even have a costume for cryin' out loud!"
torifel
04-01-2002, 06:04 PM
"Can you please tell the girl to move the fight elsewhere? You're ruining the landscape"
SampiHBK00
04-02-2002, 12:18 AM
"They just kicked down my door and started harrassing me!"
Mattashell
04-02-2002, 05:33 AM
Man: Honestly, Batman, I was just looking for something in my pocket.
MAXIMUS
04-04-2002, 12:01 AM
Man:" Come on, lay off. The shirt only cost me a nickel.....a nickel for cryin out loud!"
DisneyBoy
04-05-2002, 01:03 PM
Even though the last one actually sounded like it could have been that man who was saying it:

"PETERSON....you're coming with me!"