Joker puns

[Anarky]

I wonder if Joker is going to call J'onn "Marvin"
):-)

[Squall]

Yeah, that would rock! :p

I can hear Joker's reaction when he sees the JL together, in person, for the first time: "HA! Hahaha... hey Bat-boy, is this what you're gonna use to beat US? Marvin the Martian, All-American Girl, Bird Lady, Red Boy, Green Boy, and Blue Boy? What did you do, raid a K-Mart spandex blue light special?"

And, as you'd expect, Flash and Hawkgirl will have witty comebacks too:

Flash: "Yeah, well at least I don't dress like I'm a rodeo clown from THE 70'S."

Hawkgirl: "Zombies, freaks, and madmen... oh sure, YOU guys are a laugh riot!"

Of course, Batman, Green Lantern, Lex Luthor, and Ultra-Humanite will get pissed off at the fact that these guys are trading insults, instead of trying to take each other out. :rolleyes:

Some of my all-time favorite Joker lines:

"As powerful as a locomotive... and just about as subtle."
--to Superman, "World's Finest"

"What's the matter, Bat-boy? Suffering from propulsion envy?"
--to Batman, "World's Finest"

"The ears are too long, and I miss the cape, but not too shabby, not too shabby at all."
--to Batman 'Beyond', "Return of the Joker"

[Meow]

Hehe. That joker cracks me up.

[Cere]

I think Joker would call Superman "Super-dud" or something, instead of "Blue Boy"

[Anarky]

Originally posted by Squall
Yeah, that would rock! :p

I can hear Joker's reaction when he sees the JL together, in person, for the first time: "HA! Hahaha... hey Bat-boy, is this what you're gonna use to beat US? Marvin the Martian, All-American Girl, Bird Lady, Red Boy, Green Boy, and Blue Boy? What did you do, raid a K-Mart spandex blue light special?"

And, as you'd expect, Flash and Hawkgirl will have witty comebacks too:

Flash: "Yeah, well at least I don't dress like I'm a rodeo clown from THE 70'S."

Hawkgirl: "Zombies, freaks, and madmen... oh sure, YOU guys are a laugh riot!"

Of course, Batman, Green Lantern, Lex Luthor, and Ultra-Humanite will get pissed off at the fact that these guys are trading insults, instead of trying to take each other out. :rolleyes:

Some of my all-time favorite Joker lines:

"As powerful as a locomotive... and just about as subtle."
--to Superman, "World's Finest"

"What's the matter, Bat-boy? Suffering from propulsion envy?"
--to Batman, "World's Finest"

"The ears are too long, and I miss the cape, but not too shabby, not too shabby at all."
--to Batman 'Beyond', "Return of the Joker"


One of my favorite Joker lines:

"If you don't like the movie, I've got slides."
-to Batman, ROTJ flashback

[JusticeLeagueLegion]

or what about:

"May the floss be with you!"

--Mad Love

[Frank White]

"Whoops, looks like your not Batman after all", that scene from MOTP always cracks me up.

[Russkafin]

I bet they can't resist throwing in some joke between Flash and Lex Luthor, since Rosenbaum does Flash's voice.

[Anarky]

he'd probably call Flash "Flush"

[Freezie]

why do u think that???i dont get it..... :p

[Freezie]

why????

[Anarky]

to quote the Clown himself:
"If you have to explain a joke, then there is NO JOKE!!!"
-Mad Love