The first ever Termite Terrace Award Show!

[The Dork Knight]

Hello my name is Peter William Melnick. I am here to present this years awards to the best of the best of the Termite Terrace Message Board. And now without further ado here are the awards.
Member of the year
Jon Cooke
Most helpful member
Jack
Member who has the best website
TRIPLE TIE!
Patrick McCart,Brian Cruz and Matthew Hunter
Most likly to end animation censorship
kiddiesunshine
Most annoying member
Vandermarcus Smitson
Member who has the Biggest Looney Tunes collection
TIE!
Jon Cooke and Pietro
Member with most posts
Jack (Duh, he has over 600 :) )
Member who should be a moderator
TIE!
Me and Thad :)
Best Avatar
Joe Tully with his Bullwinkle avatar (GOTTA LOVE BULLWINKLE!)
Most missed member
YPSmitgimmick (Why does he not post anymore?)
Most likly to fight the axis power
Me :D
And that was the first ever Termite Terrace Awards show! Good night everybody!
Peter Melnick
"Even satan would love this angel hair pasta.This is a good buy. So from good guy. Good bye! From Gene Shallet" - Gene Shallet eatting pasta on the Critic

[Thad Komorowski]

Nice awards. Also, not to be a smart-@*%, but for a twelve-year old, I'm pretty dang close to finishing my collection too (I need less than 150!).

-Thad:D

[Patrick McCart]

I refuse to take this award. This awards show is just a big meat parade! *walks out* :D

[Andrew Gilmore]

OK, so maybe I don't exactly DESERVE an award, but hey, who wants to feel left out?

[Nelson]

Eh, maybe i'll win something next year:( :( :( :(

[kiddiesunshine]

I'm honered! I only hope that I can do what others believe I'm capable of doing. Thanx.

[Brandon Pierce]

I would think Kiddiesunshine would be the one to end cartoon censorship. Speaking of which, I always thought I was the annoying one. Considering I'm always yappin' about less important things like The Angry Beavers, MST3K, how Egghead was better than Elmer Fudd, how Bosko is better than Buddy, my crewcut, I have athelete's foot, my sink is always backed up, whenever I'm on a trip I always take a wrong turn at Albercurque, my socks stink even when clean, every girl I meet has lice, my printer deosn't work, Bob Clampett isn't still with us and that sucks, I don't like peaches..................

[Jack]

Uh, I think you misread it, it goes like this:



reformatted a bit:

Member of the year: Jon Cooke

Most helpful member: Jack

Member who has the best website TRIPLE TIE!: Patrick McCart,Brian Cruz and Matthew Hunter

Most likly to end animation censorship: kiddiesunshine

Most annoying member: Vandemarcus Smitson

Member who has the Biggest Looney Tunes collection TIE!: Jon Cooke and Pietro

Member with most posts: Jack (Duh, he has over 600 )

Member who should be a moderator TIE!: Gotlucky64 and Thad

Best Avatar: Joe Tully with his Bullwinkle avatar (GOTTA LOVE BULLWINKLE!)

Most missed member: YPSmitgimmick (Why does he not post anymore?)

Most likly to fight the axis power: Gotlucky64


By the way, Beaver talk isn't as annoying as twenty consecutive posts of profanity, like Smithson would do.

Also, personally, I think Jack needs to stop posting so much and get a life.


Jack:D

[Nelson]

There should have been another catagory in this one, and it would be...

Member trying to get FLIP THE FROG on CARTOON NETWORK: Nelson aka MOE HARE

Number 1 Flip The Frog Fan!!!!!!!!!

[DR. BELCH]

Patrick McCart :
This awards show is just a big meat parade!
What's wrong with a meat parade? Why not an entire float made of meat? Oh, wait, it would rot and stink in the sun...nix the idea. Still, we could honor the humble meat somehow....
I'm voting myself and RockItShipper in for Dodgiest Guy and Dodgiest Girl, although she doesn't technically post in this forum...[hums; reaches into pocket and withdraws several thick stacks of legal pad paper to surreptitiously slip in ballot box]

[Joe Tully]

Thanks GotLucky!
Though I should probably admit that I borrowed the image from http://www.inkyfingers.com/Jenna/
I'm not so good at making the avatars, but I can steal em like nobody's business.
:D

[The Dork Knight]

New catagorys have been added!
Biggest Flip the Frog Fan
Nelson
Biggest Angry Beavers Fan
Brandon Pierce
Member who needs an award
Andrew Gilmore
Most busy member
Argus Seventon
Member with strangest username
DR. BELCH
Least annoying member
Brandon Pierce

Oh yeah, Patrick, I like meat. And I love the Thanksgiving Parade. :D

[Andrew Gilmore]

Well, shoot, ya didn't have to give me an award just cause I didn't get one. If I didn't do anything worth getting an award for, so be it.

[Jack]

Does he really need an award? You really can't top sainthood (note his "Patron Saint of Laughter" distinction!) with an award.




Jack:D

[Patrick McCart]

I was spoofing George C. Scott's response for being nominated for an Oscar for Patton. :D

[PorkyandDaffy]

I don't want to sound rude, but I think I'm the only board member regular who didn't get an award. Although I can't really think of an award I'd be worthy for myself. Maybe award for frequent cartoon reviews (I plan on doing more in the future), or award for member most likely to burn down CN's studio for not showing enough rare cartoons late nights.

Speaking of which, did anything rare come on tonight's Acme Hour since it was pre-empted? My cable was (and still is) out, but I bet they didn't show anything special.

[Jack]

The Acme Hour was all Superman, I didn't see anything particularly special/rare.


Jack:D

[The Dork Knight]

Two more catagories has been added.
Member for most frequent reviews!
PorkyandDaffy
Member most likely to burn down CN studios
PorkyandDaffy

[hippety hopper]

OMG some more awards have been given out and I still didn't win one do you have something against brits?(Only joking)
Ok I'm not really that upset I have only been here a month.

I do love award shows though anybody thats anybody goes to them...
ooooo is that Britney spears?

[Rob]

Hey! I'm an irregeular member of this board, and I didn't get nominated. Perhaps I should show you kind ladies and gentlemen in the audience some highlights from me best pictures...

Okay, Smokey! Roll 'em!

[Sveven Dvorking]

Add another one to the list:

MEMBER WHO STAYED BETWEEN 0.9 and 1.1 POSTS PER DAY THE LONGEST:
Sveven Dvorking
(although that seems to be changing)

[Brandon Pierce]

I'll take both awards... but, why say I'm the least annoying? In a way it doesn't sound right, because it makes it sound like there are others here who are a bit redundint. I can only think of one monotonous member and that was Vacar-- uhhh... Vacatahipikijyhil..... wait, that's not his name. Uhhh... Viok-- uh... Violin Case? Wait that isn't it....

[Joe Tully]

Shhh! If you say his name 3 times, he'll appear!:eek: