Batman/Superman Funny Quote #1!

[James Harvey]

Here's a new idea for some thread fun. I'll post a screengrab from BATMAN/SUPERMAN and you have to come up with funny (PG Rated) quotes for the pic. If you have more than quote, than try to put them up in one post. Then we'll just repeat this every once and awhile with a new screengrab. This idea is based loosely on the great Caption Contest (same idea except you win a prize over there) at www.gothamcityusa.com. So here's the pic:

http://wf.toonzone.net/wfepisodes/nf_05.jpg

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by DickGrayson
Here's a new idea for some thread fun. I'll post a screengrab from BATMAN/SUPERMAN and you have to come up with funny (PG Rated) quotes for the pic. If you have more than quote, than try to put them up in one post. Then we'll just repeat this every once and awhile with a new screengrab. This idea is based loosely on the great Caption Contest (same idea except you win a prize over there) at www.gothamcityusa.com. So here's the pic:

http://wf.toonzone.net/wfepisodes/nf_05.jpg

Robin I'm serious Batman. If you can't respect my right to celebrate Canada Day, then I'm going to go hang out with Dick.
Batman I'm telling you, he's making it up. Ask Alfred.
Robin That's it! I'm leaving.
Batman Canada day. Ha! Sounds like the Joker's handywork.

[Salvor]

Robin: I'm gonna go drive the batmobile, whether you like it or not!
Batman: Fine, no dessert for tonight then.

[James Harvey]

NMaxFranklin - love yer quote, dude!

Batman: Okay, okay! Your butt doesn't look big in yer suit -- now untie me!

[The Mad Hatter]

Batman: Hey, I was ONLY KIDDING about doing another movie with Joel Schumaker!

[freakboy86]

Batman: "Hey, just because I forgot tonight's 'safety word' doesn't mean you can juse leave me like this!"

[joker]

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batman: tim come sit down, its time i told you about the birds and the bees.

robin: birds and the bees? what are you, stupid? im in middle school!

batman: oh, you know?

robin: and they say your "the world's greatest detective"! hmf!

[Shriek]

Batman - Robin!? Where are you going? Robin?!? Ok, I'll stay here and keep an eye on things. It might be kind of hard though.... (Chris Farley Voice) WITH BOTH HNDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK!

[DR. BELCH]

BATMAN:
*Tim...come here and untie me. Now. This whole scenario smacks of a bad urban legend. I keep expecting a big guy dressed in a Superman suit to come popping out of the closet any second now.
*[grumbles] Oh, great. Just wait until either RockItShipper or Dr. Belch come along and see this one. Bondage...yaoi...pedophilia...all I need is the candle wax.
*Summer Gleason, I see you behind that bush. Turn off that camera or so help me, when I get my hands free I'll stick it where the sun doesn't shine. [awkward pause] The camera, I mean. Oh, geez, you're going to have fun editing that sound bite, aren't you?

ROBIN:
*I've seen you do that lame Houdini trick ten million times, Bruce. I know the ropes are specially cut to slip off your wrists real easy.
*Umm-hmmmm. I knew you, Selina Kyle, and a bottle of Mogen David was a bad mix....
*I'll be right back. I forgot the candle wax. Just hold your horses a second! Yeesh!


POST 500!!!
EL PUESTA CINCOCIENTO!!!!

[DerekPowers]

Robin: So I guess you "entertained" Catwoman tonight, cause Ivy usually ties you up with vines.

thats weird, i just read your quote above shriek (this sentence is an edit). our quotes are very similar in theme. Hmmm, i think we have dirty minds.

[SilverKnight]

Robin: No, you're contagious, and a danger to yourself. I can't risk you infecting others.
Batman: Oh, for God's sake, Robin, I had just turned the radio on at that moment! I wasn't actually *LISTENING* to Britney Spears...
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Robin: C'mon, they just tied you up. You should feel lucky that's *all* they did.
Batman: Funny, I don't recall luck ever feeling this humiliating.
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>They both watch Catwoman swing off the roof<
Robin: Talk about being whipped, huh?
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Robin: Hm...looks like all you're missing is the background music. Where'd you two hide the camera anyway?
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Robin: Geez, Bruce, I know the commercial said celebrate the 4th of July with a bang, but this is a little much, don'tcha think?

That's all I could think of. Stupid or not.

[AndreaBeaumont]

Batman: Robin! Robin! Come on! Untie me!
Robin: *talking to himself* Did you hear something Tim?...No I didn't hear anything...just the wind...
Batman:Oh come on now...I was just kidding about demoting you to sparrow...come on! Please?

[James Harvey]

Batman: The rope is so smooth...is it cotton?

[Supergirl]

Batman-Robin! Robin!! Untie me!

Robin-Not until you say sorry for ruining my game and making me do homework!

Batman-What? No!

Robin-Fine...stay there then. Hope the rope isn't to tight and squezes you in.

~*~*~*~*~

Batman-This is not a joke! Let me out!

Robin-Only if you raise my allowence and TV time.

Batman-Raise it to what?

Robin-Oh I dunno. Add a couple zeros. and two more hours of TV time.

Batman-that is ridicoulus(sp=-{) There is not way I am going to give you that much. You have homework!

Robin-Hope you're comfortable then...

Batman-Robin! Wait! Maybe we could work something out...

~*~*~*~*~

Well that's all i can think of sorry they stink so much=-(

Supes jr.

[Nightwing]

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BATMAN:

This is the last time I let you use our weapons in a supervillain fight without training first.


ROBIN:

Yeah, you're right! Cuz, of course you'll NEVER have another run in with The Joker again! Oh like that could ever happen more than once!

[Flying Grayson]

Batman: Robin! come Back here or when I get free I'll give you such a wedgie!
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Robin: So when Selina said 'touch the monkey' you wouldn't, huh.

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Okay, the last one was kind stupid, but I was thinking of a Whose line is it anyway skit when I was typing this.

[Maxie Zeus]

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"That's just my opinion, Robin. Of course, I could be wrong."

[Batgirl]

Batman: Untie me right now!

Robin: I can't

Batman; And why not?!

Robin: You're the evil cowboy who's trying to catch me

Batman: What?!?!

Robin: Oh look, the signal's up

Batman: Robin...

Robin: Gotta go... Should I tell Jim you'll be late?

Batman: Robin!!!!!

Robin: Hey, you're the one who wanted to play cowboys and
indians....

[don Jaime]

Robin: I told you my hula hoops were too snug for someone as big as you, but do you listen to me? No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

[SilentBob173]

erm... this idea is really good, in live chat form like Get The Picture.... But it really doesn't work well at all in post form. It's really hard to write anything that'd be funny at all.

Although, we do need something to fill the void that Get The Picture was occupied.
Cheers.
Jason S

[Terminal]

Batman: Remember, be back by curfew.

Robin: Fat chance, Annie and I will be out all night.

[Tim Drake]

Batman: Robin! Wait!

Robin: No. Not unless you promise to sing me the song.

Batman: Never.

Robin: see you later then

Batman: Wait! Fine. Jigg-ily-puff.............

[SilentBob173]

Hey, Batman singing Jigglypuff! Good thing no one ever thought of that before.

[Joker85]

Batman: Robin! If you don't untie me at once you'll wish you were never born!!!

Robin: I told you, I want a Robin signal !

Batman: I told you no, now untie me now!!

Robin: See ya!!

Batman: Alfred will rue the day he told Tim that I should treat him like an equal!

Post # 100!!!!:D :D :D :D