Batman Beyond Funny Quote #1!

[James Harvey]

Here's a new idea for some thread fun. I'll post a screengrab from BATMAN BEYOND and you have to come up with funny (PG Rated) quotes for the pic. If you have more than quote, than try to put them up in one post. Then we'll just repeat this every once and awhile with a new screengrab. This idea is based loosely on the great Caption Contest (same idea except you win a prize over there) at www.gothamcityusa.com. So here's the pic:

http://wf.toonzone.net/morewfepisodes/finalcut4.jpg

[Salvor]

Great! Here's my take on the quotes...

1)Max:_ Hey, you do a great Arthur!

2) Curare:_ What the hell were you doing with my sword??
Max:_ Don't ask.
[ok, it doesn't HAVE to be a sexual hint]

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by DickGrayson
Here's a new idea for some thread fun. I'll post a screengrab from BATMAN BEYOND and you have to come up with funny (PG Rated) quotes for the pic. If you have more than quote, than try to put them up in one post. Then we'll just repeat this every once and awhile with a new screengrab. This idea is based loosely on the great Caption Contest (same idea except you win a prize over there) at www.gothamcityusa.com. So here's the pic:

http://wf.toonzone.net/morewfepisodes/finalcut4.jpg

Curare Hey, where's the cream filling?

Max Hey. I thought you were mute. And why do you sound like Luke Skywalker?

[James Harvey]

Viewer Watching Episode: Wait - Curare trying to kill Max? Maybe she isn't so bad...

[Bird Boy]

Not very good..but, I'll try my best:

Max : Haha! You missed!

See what I mean? I suck. hehe. Anyway, I like the idea, my brain just stalled when I saw the pic.. :rolleyes:

-BB

[redDragon]

Curare: Uh, do I want to know what's in here?

Max: You can look, I'll just inch over that a way.

Curare: NO! My sword's stuck!

[HellCat]

Originally posted by DickGrayson
Here's a new idea for some thread fun. I'll post a screengrab from BATMAN BEYOND and you have to come up with funny (PG Rated) quotes for the pic. If you have more than quote, than try to put them up in one post. Then we'll just repeat this every once and awhile with a new screengrab. This idea is based loosely on the great Caption Contest (same idea except you win a prize over there) at www.gothamcityusa.com. So here's the pic:

http://wf.toonzone.net/morewfepisodes/finalcut4.jpg

Max: What the?!

Curare: Don't just sit there, start a fire. This marshmallow won't roast itself.

[DR. BELCH]

MAX: I just wanted you to jiggle the zipper on my bag a little to loosen it, and you bloody overreact. [sigh]

[Shriek]

Curare - Get off your ass and help pull this.

[joker]

http://wf.toonzone.net/morewfepisodes/finalcut4.jpg


max:well if you didnt like the gift that much i could've returnded it. jeesh!

[Shriek]

Max: Help I'm fallin and I can't get up!

[MadStan]

Kinda lame since its so late, but here goes....

Max: "Ok, ok, I believe you! A Ginsu CAN cut through anything!"

[Nightwing]

Originally posted by Nightwing
Dennis Miller, C/O me: Here we see the dreaded Curare take a break from her massive assassinations to satisfy her obsessive butter churning hobby.


OR PERHAPS:


Dennis Miller, C/O me: There's nothing in this world the infamous Curare enjoys more than taking a time out from killing to go to a girlfriend's sleep over and play sheraids.

Those were great! I could totally here Dennis Miller saying those during his 'Big Screen' segment. Here's one, although it may be a bit lamer:

Dennis Miller, C/O me: This girl learned never to call a drunken assassin "Fat" again.

Ah geeze! Sorry Nightwing! I thought I hit 'reply' instead of 'edit/delete'. Sorry, Nightwing! -- DickGrayson

-Nightwing: Think nothing of it. ;)

[SilverKnight]

This one is more of a caption, so deal with it.

(Lorena Bobbett becomes bored.)
---
Curare: Oh, sorry, I thought you were a Power Ranger.
---
Max: Y'know when I said "feel how soft it is", I meant that you *sit* on it.
---
Max: Geez, mom, if you wanted me to get a haircut *that* bad, you should've just *told* me!

Like I said, it sucked, so deal with it.

[James Harvey]

Those were great! I could totally here Dennis Miller saying those during his 'Big Screen' segment. Here's one, although it may be a bit lamer:

Dennis Miller, C/O me: This girl learned never to call a drunken assassin "Fat" again.

[Maxie Zeus]

http://wf.toonzone.net/morewfepisodes/finalcut4.jpg

"Now here it is, Max. Your moment of zen."

[wildbats]

Originally posted by Blight Man


Max: What the?!

Curare: Don't just sit there, start a fire. This marshmallow won't roast itself.

HAHAHA!! I like this one!

[killercroc]

Inscribed on couch: Whosoever shall pulleth this sword from this ottoman shall becometh the true Queen of Gotham.

[Batgirl]

Ok, so this is a spoof off of the mummy returns(it also happens to be one of my favorite lines) but I'll do it any way...

Max: Great shot! What percision! What accuracy!...

Curare: I missed.

[I.R Joey]

Curare: Still won't give me the monkeys huh? I think Mr. Pillow here can help me persuade you.

Max: MR. Pillow NO!!!!

[DR. BELCH]

CURARE: Sweet mother of all that's holy, Maxine, what the frig are you feeding your dog?
MAX: I gotta switch to the canned stuff...or consider putting in a dog door....