Scythemantis
03-12-2002, 02:10 AM
Let`s face it, it may be looked upon as nerdy and mentally/socially unhealthy by the rest of the world, but most people have quite a deep little niche in virtual-life, and have met some interesting people and places on the magical universe of the internet. So talk about them! Where do you go outside these boards? Ever met famous people on the internet? Ever come across COMPLETELY insane jerks? Whatever you feel is worth mentioning, mention it! Here we go.................
When i`m not here, i`m in palace chat (http://scythemantis.homestead.com/files/palace2.jpg) (I know i`ve linked to this image before, but it`s just SO much easier than attempting to describe the thing)I used to go to the scifi channel`s palace, which was real nice, but the company that owns palace went bankrupt and most of the commercial servers shut down. It was rebuilt by the former moderators of the place, but it went to their heads and they started banning people left and right for things that were never in the original rules... I wrote and illustrated a rather tasteless (PG-13 at the worst, I guess) story about them on this here crappy page (http://www.geocities.com/scythemantis/tms.html) which i`m happy to say they have taken in very good humor, but it isnt very funny if you don`t know them, so maybe you should just not bother. I now go to the "faction" palace set up by some of the people who were banned (the one in the screenshot up there). We`re currently arranging to all meet at the maryland anime convention which is convieniently only an hour away from me.
Then, theres...erm...X-E... the forums of www.x-entertainment.com which is NOT A PORN SITE. Anyone who`s never been there instantly assumes from the name that it is one, but it`s just a lot of hilarious -and I do mean hilarious- articles written by a guy about toys, cartoons, movies, books, animals, everything cool! I strongly suggest reading some!
But the forums...oh, heavens. How could I possibly describe the madness that is x-e forum?! You could always read the posts (if youre not easily offended some are HYSTERICAL, and it`s even a decent source for entertainment news) but I wouldnt suggest registering unless you`re the sort who throws rocks at hornet`s nests and then doesnt run away.
A psychologist would have a field day with the inhabitants of X-E. They have a subculture unique to their board and their board alone. Almost their entire existence revolves around sarcasm and tastelessness (nothing is taboo... not the WTC, not aborted fetuses, not nothing). ANYONE who takes anything on the internet seriously is immediately subjected to relentlessly harsh and degrading online pranks until they either leave the forum in tears (x-e`s favorite result... they practically drool at the thought of emotionally scarring people) or become fully hardened and desensitized and start spouting out the wisecracks themselves, at which point they are finally accepted into x-e`s elite troll collective. Theres plenty of truly hilarious posts, really good "real" conversations and I even moderate on of the sub forums (the animal one, where noone ever trolls anyway so I don`t have to do my job) but otherwise it`s a kill-or-be-killed, completely insane mish-mash of satire and an unending amount of truly bizarre in-jokes (if you laugh at the phrase "TEH AIDS!!!111", or "F*** YOU, CUDDLADD!" you`re an x-e`er.) A third of the posters arent even real... just fictional people/characters who`s accounts are controlled by others. One of the oldest regulars claims to have been "played" by over six different people, but he`s probably joking. Like I said, it`s a HUGE mistake to think anyone there is ever *not* joking.
Now I know you`ve probably seen many boards in that kind of anarchy, but I assure you, they`re all cheap imitations. X-E is the cream of the crop... I have no idea why I go there, or why they made me a mod, but it`s grown on me quite a bit and i`ve carried their in-jokes out into the real world with me. I love hearing people say "......................huh?"
:)
(I mostly just felt like doing this post because I realized after being on toonzone/world`s finest for more than a few years, i`ve barely ever talked about the rest of my life on OR off the net. It`s getting boring to be so impersonal.)
When i`m not here, i`m in palace chat (http://scythemantis.homestead.com/files/palace2.jpg) (I know i`ve linked to this image before, but it`s just SO much easier than attempting to describe the thing)I used to go to the scifi channel`s palace, which was real nice, but the company that owns palace went bankrupt and most of the commercial servers shut down. It was rebuilt by the former moderators of the place, but it went to their heads and they started banning people left and right for things that were never in the original rules... I wrote and illustrated a rather tasteless (PG-13 at the worst, I guess) story about them on this here crappy page (http://www.geocities.com/scythemantis/tms.html) which i`m happy to say they have taken in very good humor, but it isnt very funny if you don`t know them, so maybe you should just not bother. I now go to the "faction" palace set up by some of the people who were banned (the one in the screenshot up there). We`re currently arranging to all meet at the maryland anime convention which is convieniently only an hour away from me.
Then, theres...erm...X-E... the forums of www.x-entertainment.com which is NOT A PORN SITE. Anyone who`s never been there instantly assumes from the name that it is one, but it`s just a lot of hilarious -and I do mean hilarious- articles written by a guy about toys, cartoons, movies, books, animals, everything cool! I strongly suggest reading some!
But the forums...oh, heavens. How could I possibly describe the madness that is x-e forum?! You could always read the posts (if youre not easily offended some are HYSTERICAL, and it`s even a decent source for entertainment news) but I wouldnt suggest registering unless you`re the sort who throws rocks at hornet`s nests and then doesnt run away.
A psychologist would have a field day with the inhabitants of X-E. They have a subculture unique to their board and their board alone. Almost their entire existence revolves around sarcasm and tastelessness (nothing is taboo... not the WTC, not aborted fetuses, not nothing). ANYONE who takes anything on the internet seriously is immediately subjected to relentlessly harsh and degrading online pranks until they either leave the forum in tears (x-e`s favorite result... they practically drool at the thought of emotionally scarring people) or become fully hardened and desensitized and start spouting out the wisecracks themselves, at which point they are finally accepted into x-e`s elite troll collective. Theres plenty of truly hilarious posts, really good "real" conversations and I even moderate on of the sub forums (the animal one, where noone ever trolls anyway so I don`t have to do my job) but otherwise it`s a kill-or-be-killed, completely insane mish-mash of satire and an unending amount of truly bizarre in-jokes (if you laugh at the phrase "TEH AIDS!!!111", or "F*** YOU, CUDDLADD!" you`re an x-e`er.) A third of the posters arent even real... just fictional people/characters who`s accounts are controlled by others. One of the oldest regulars claims to have been "played" by over six different people, but he`s probably joking. Like I said, it`s a HUGE mistake to think anyone there is ever *not* joking.
Now I know you`ve probably seen many boards in that kind of anarchy, but I assure you, they`re all cheap imitations. X-E is the cream of the crop... I have no idea why I go there, or why they made me a mod, but it`s grown on me quite a bit and i`ve carried their in-jokes out into the real world with me. I love hearing people say "......................huh?"
:)
(I mostly just felt like doing this post because I realized after being on toonzone/world`s finest for more than a few years, i`ve barely ever talked about the rest of my life on OR off the net. It`s getting boring to be so impersonal.)